Chapter 625: Referring to a Deer as a Horse

No matter which dynasty or generation, the court is a big stage, and everyone here is a qualified actor. When the minister in the court meets the Ming monarch, he is an iron-clad minister and a capable minister, and if he meets a faint monarch, he is a magician who can turn decay into magic. No matter when the officials in the court must be able to grasp the minds of the superiors to win the most and greatest benefits for themselves, just like today's early dynasty, all officials naturally know who is the real protagonist in today's court. Obviously, today's play was not very successful, at least in the eyes of many courtiers, this scene was a joke, and there was no need to go on at all, of course, this was just the idea of those officials who stood there and sneered.

Wei Kaizhi is working the performance, just like a single lane on the highway, Wei Kaizhi can't turn back. He must continue to perform hard, and he must continue to work hard to achieve his goals. Wei Kaizhi knelt on the ground, crying, everyone's noses were sour, and they couldn't help but sigh in their hearts that this old Wei is a good person, of course, he is also a qualified actor. Even the faces of Zhao Gao and Wei Zhongxian, who were at the top, changed, Wei Kaizhi was only forced to join Zhao Gao's camp later, but seeing today's scene, Lao Zhao and Lao Wei thought that they had recognized the wrong person, was this person really Wei Kaizhi who used despicable means to draw closer to the camp? He worked so hard, a good person, a good person.

Wei Kaizhi's leading role is still obvious, Zhang Bai and Yin Chengfeng are not in the hospital, and the remaining five Shangshu are all in Zhang Rang's people, except for the dead Criminal Department Shangshu, the other five people are still standing there indifferently. They are able to have the capital to stand there. That's because it's not safe for them to change their doors now. Naturally, some people will be unlucky in the change of power. They may well be among the unlucky ones. If Zhao Gao wants to control the government, it is obviously not possible without the cooperation of their five Shangshu, and they are also waiting for the price to sell. They could, but other officials didn't mean they could, under Wei Zhongxian's sharp gaze, at least a dozen more officials couldn't resist Wei Zhongxian's pressure and knelt on the ground.

In the crying court, only the nobles who really watched the show, of course. Wei Zhongxian's gaze at them was also very different, and they were not afraid of Wei Zhongxian. They are all nobles of the court, the backbone of the empire's rule, no matter who of you is in charge, you always need extras, and they are a group of qualified extras, they don't even need a box lunch with braised eggs, many lines have to give a chicken leg or something, they don't even need the court to pay for it, and they are happy to go to the court every day to watch the play. This faction is headed by the two kings, and the number of nobles is still quite large.

"Brother Wang. Which play do you say they are playing?" Huo Zhengying, the king of Pingbei, walked to the side of King Pingnan, and looked at the praise above the court with a smile, King Pingnan shook his head, and quietly said a few words to King Pingbei, signaling King Pingbei to continue watching, and the other nobles naturally stood aside and continued to watch when they saw such a scene.

Wei Zhongxian and Zhao Gao obviously had expected this kind of thing for a long time, Wei Kaizhi's hard praise won the favor of the two, and the more than 20 officials kneeling on the ground, although they were much worse than the officials standing, but they still satisfied the two. At least they still have a deterrent effect in the court, and unlike Zhao Gao's thoughts, Wei Zhongxian's eyes are like a hungry/thirsty strong man, choosing a girl, his eyes wander on every official's body, and naturally he is going to stage a big drama of a few happy and a few sad.

"The ministers and others invite Gonggong Zhao to enter the Daming Hall to preside over the government!" Wei Kaizhi roared loudly again, this time it was even more powerful, and he simply let Zhao Gao enter the Daming Palace, this sentence made the faces of all the officials in the court change, this sentence can be big or small, if it is big, it is a rebellion, and if it is small, it is an inappropriate speech. Looking at today's performance in the court, it is obvious that everyone has no way to classify Wei Kaizhi into the ranks of rebellion.

Wei Kai's face was resolute, and he looked like he would pretend to die in front of you if you promised me, and the kneeling officials in the court were also begging hard. Ever since they knelt on the ground, they had become staunch enemies of many officials, and the phrase "if you don't succeed, you will become benevolent" is still very suitable for them. The court is now like a filial piety hall, many officials are crying, others are standing aside and there is endless grief, of course, who they are grieving for, this is not very clear, at least they themselves need others to grieve.

Wei Zhongxian's gaze and Zhao Gao glanced at each other, both of them saw the killing opportunity from each other's gaze, except for the ordinary nobles here, it didn't matter how much the other officials cut. The empire is already chaotic enough, all parties have begun to appear, what can the empire's imperial capital chaos do? These officials and Liu Fan are not dealing with each other, and even one by one they have contributed to deal with Liu Fan, Liu Fan's subordinates have enough officials to support the entire government, to put it mildly, you occupy this court and let those officials under Liu Fan's command mix, so you can't see the situation clearly, and you are looking for death, so no one is wonder.

"All right, you all go down. Zhao Gao's soft words made Wei Kaizhi, who was praising hard, stop abruptly, Wei Kaizhi looked up at Zhao Gao a little stunned, obviously not quite understanding what was going on. However, Wei Kaizhi is obviously also a good at observing words and feelings, and when he sees the scene in front of him, even if he is confused, he has to pretend to understand very clearly. Wei Kaizhi's touching cry disappeared immediately, and he quickly retreated into the queue of officials, and wiped the corners of his eyes from time to time, as if he was deliberately telling those officials that I am Gonggong Zhao's confidant, and I am going to be promoted, of course, in exchange for a burst of contempt from everyone.

"Ladies and gentlemen, a few days ago, our subordinates sent me a treasure, but our family is so clumsy that we can't tell what it is, so we want to ask you to do us a small favor today, help me identify what this thing is?

"The ministers (I) and others are willing to share the worries for Zhao Gonggong!" At this time, the officials in the court were very divided into two factions. One is to call Zhao Gao and Wei Zhongxian ministers. One is to call me. Of course. There are not many people who are called ministers, but the voice is loud enough, and it is easy to suppress those words of me, who can leave a deep enough impression on Zhao Gonggong at this time, and the following all-out reshuffle will be able to get enough benefits.

"Come on, bring things up to our family!" Zhao Gao's eyes narrowed, he had already calculated for today's early dynasty in his heart, and he didn't even expect this Wei Kaizhi to jump out so hard. Zhao Gao looked at Wei Zhongxian. His eyes wandered on Wei Kaizhi's body, Wei Zhongxian naturally understood what Zhao Gao meant, but it was really inconvenient to say at this time, it can't be said that people's wives and sons are locked up in the prison of Dongchang, and even the newly married concubine is tied to Lao Tzu's bed? Of course, this must not be said, Wei Zhongxian just gave Zhao Gao a look that you understand, and these two people who have a lot in common understand what each other is thinking.

Eight sharp soldiers struggled to carry a large iron cage into the court, and an animal was tied to the heavy iron cage, and they were looking at the officials around them in horror at the moment. The eight people put down the iron cage, and the officials immediately surrounded it. There was a lot of discussion, and each of them began to discuss it in their own small group. I don't understand what Zhao Gao means by this, why are you getting a deer up? Many officials had a smile on their faces, especially those generals who sneered in their hearts after determining that this deer was an ordinary deer, this Zhao Gonggong's command is really a group of capable people, and he actually gave Zhao Gonggong such an ordinary deer.

"Listed as a minister, this is a treasure that our family just received from his subordinates the day before yesterday, and our family lives in the deep palace all the year round and doesn't know this thing, but you should show our family, what kind of monster is this?" Zhao Gao's words were much lower, which still made some ministers very useful, and some people had even begun to grab their little beards and prepare to haode to show off their knowledge, and take the opportunity to regain a few thin names on this Zhao Gao's body, of course, Wei Zhongxian still stood there coldly, watching the actions of every official in the court with cold eyes.

"Father-in-law, according to the lower officials, this is an ancient demonic beast, which is recorded in the empire's "Strange Legends of Warcraft": the ancient demonic beast is arrogant, with a deer body and a horse face, its voice is like a bell, strong as a cow, and it lives on vegetation such as herbivores. The horn can be used as medicine, with the effect of resurrecting the dead and replanting broken bones, and it is even recorded in the book that the horn of this thing can bring the necrotic organs back to life...."It was Wei Kaizhi who was the first to jump out, and immediately quoted the scriptures and talked eloquently, only blowing the deer into the sky.

As soon as the other officials saw that you Wei Kaizhi had already won the first place, they were naturally not to be left behind, and all of them fought out, and immediately they all talked eloquently, and all kinds of answers flew out, the more they talked, the more outrageous they became, and only the face of Zhao Gao, who was standing at the top, changed a little. And these officials are naturally unaware, and they are all thinking about the various magical beasts recorded in the book, as long as there is a similarity, they will immediately die as if they are covered, in short, no matter what, they must satisfy Zhao Gonggong.

The officials and nobles of Zhang Rang's family stood aside and watched coldly as if they were watching a play, and such a wonderful scene could not be seen at any time. Everyone has a smug look on their faces, this guy is just an ordinary deer in any way, especially those generals are about to laugh in their hearts, of course they don't dare to laugh out so unscrupulously, Wei Zhongxian's Dongchang has been sharpening his knives and waiting for these people to take the bait.

"Okay, don't talk about any of you. Zhao Gao finally spoke, and the officials who were blowing their beards and staring at each other without admitting defeat immediately pushed away, waiting for their master's speech. Zhao Gao looked at the officials in the court expressionlessly and said: "Your thoughts and our family understand that this is just an ordinary war horse, and I just let my subordinate Ruishi catch it from the horse farm in the imperial capital." ”

As soon as Zhao Gao's words came out, the officials in the court almost collapsed, and even the officials under Zhao Gao's command were crying with sad faces, and they didn't understand which one their father-in-law was playing. The muscles on Wei Zhongxian's face, who was standing on the side, also moved, Zhao Gao, can you be reliable in your speech? Those bastards under your command are already very unreliable when they talk like a horse-drawn carriage full of mouths, and you are even more unreliable than them. Anyway. There is still some truth to what they say. Your opening is all about making the lungs of those officials in the court explode.

Everyone was blushing and holding back. This smile still can't be laughed, as long as you laugh out, the fan of the East Factory will immediately invite you to tea. At this time, everyone naturally chose to forget the flourishing net, of course, those officials in the court are not stupid, and there are still many smart people. Seeing Zhao Gao speak like this, everyone's minds suddenly became active, and several officials immediately jumped out, and Zhao's father-in-law, who cooperated with us, said that this was a horse.

"Zhao Gao, don't try to treat us all as monkeys. This is clearly a reindeer, what kind of war horse do you have to say, are you blind in the eyes of ordinary people?" Everyone looked in the direction where the voice came from, and saw Comrade Zhang Yaotian, the first rank hussar general of the empire, Zhang Rang's henchman, and the deputy commander of the Guards Corps, standing there with an angry face and looking at Zhao Gao with cold eyes.

Zhao Gao glanced at Zhang Yaotian coldly, snorted coldly, and did not speak. Zhang Yaotian stepped forward and said, "Zhao Gao, others are afraid of you Zhao Gao, but I, Zhang Yaotian, am not afraid." You take an ordinary reindeer to the court and tease us and say what kind of war horse it is, don't you treat our ordinary officials as fools? Zhao Gao, don't think that if you kill Cao Chun, you will be able to control the government, Gonggong Zhang has not yet gone to the immortal, which of you dares to misbehave, I, Zhang Yaotian, know you, but my knife does not know you!"

I have to say that there is still something called justice in this shijie, Zhao Gao's series of performances naturally make some people with an excessive sense of justice unbearable, and someone takes the lead in doing this up-and-coming bird, and the rest is naturally simple. As soon as Zhang Yaotian stood up, those civil officials naturally also stood up, and soon quarreled with the officials of Zhao Gao and Wei Zhongxian in the court, and the solemn court immediately became a vegetable market.

"General Zhang, since you said that this is a deer, what evidence do you have?" Zhao Gao's voice was very soft, but it was very liliang, as soon as Zhao Gao's voice fell, the entire court instantly quieted down, and they were all looking at Zhang Yaotian coldly, and Wei Zhongxian's eyes were closed at this time, this detail was keenly grasped by some officials, so many officials who thought they were smart appeared, and as soon as the military came out, these two eunuchs were finally afraid.

"Do you still need any evidence for this? Ministers, you all see for yourself, where does this look like an ancient demonic beast, where does this look like a war horse, what else can he be except for a deer?" Zhang Yaotian is a martial artist, his voice is naturally very rough, the entire court was buzzing, and his words immediately attracted the echo of some ministers, you Zhao Gao is standing there now without speaking, wilting, we naturally don't have to listen to you, isn't it.

"Papapa!" Zhao Gao clapped his palms with satisfaction, which immediately made those arguing officials very face-saving, while those officials under Zhao Gao looked at their masters in confusion, not knowing what their masters meant. Zhao Gao walked down slowly, walked to the side of the iron cage and said: "Zhang Jiajun, you have to look carefully, how do our family look at him, he is a war horse, and this is our family personally let people arrest him, did Zhang Jiajun say that our family's Ruishi Battalion will not do anything?"

"Hmph, Zhao Gao, you villain cultivator wants to be so pretentious. Zhang Yaotian looked at Zhao Gao with a flushed face, how could Zhang Yaotian, who was born as an eloquent martial artist, be Zhao Gao's opponent. Zhang Yaotian stood there trembling and looked at Zhao Gao and shouted: "Zhao Gao, do you say that it is a horse or a horse? Is it true that we are ordinary people who are blind? If you want to control the government, you must also ask the millions of soldiers under my command whether they will agree!"

"General Zhang, we say it's a horse, it's a horse!" Zhao Gao coldly looked at Zhang Yaotian's words between the two were full of gunpowder, and at this time, the stupid people also saw that Zhao Gao and Zhang Yaotian were not right, and they were about to explode, that is, the most critical moment was coming, stand in line!

"Ministers, our family said that this is a war horse, what do you say?"

"Yes, it's a horse no matter how you look at it. ”

"Yes, you see how strong these legs are, and how well the horse's fat grows. The officials in the court immediately followed, and I didn't see that the big man had already said that this was a war horse, and if you don't say it, there will be nothing to do with you below.

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"Villain, they are blind, my Zhang Yaotian's eyes are bright, if you want to control the government unless I die, you don't want to think about it!" Zhang Yaotian opened his eyes angrily, looked at Zhao Gao angrily and scolded loudly.

"General Zhang, in that case, we might as well make a bet. Zhao Gao looked at Zhang Yaotian who was standing there with a smile, walked back slowly, and said with a smile: "Let's take a look at what the officials in the court think of this horse." (To be continued......)