Chapter 626: The court scuffle
"Ministers, we said that he was a war horse but General Zhang said that he was a deer, I don't know what you ministers think?" Zhao Gao's voice sounded very gentle, and it didn't seem to be lethal at all, and at the same time, his eyes glanced at Wei Zhongxian, who was standing next to him. Wei Zhongxian was still forcing his eyes at the moment, standing there with his hands together, as if telling Zhao Gao that all this of you has nothing to do with me, don't pull me for such a stupid thing, no fool wants to play with you.
Wei Kaizhi was the first to fight out in high spirits, pointing to the deer in the cage with excitement and confidence, everyone saw the expression on Wei Kaizhi's face and couldn't help but feel contempt from the bottom of their hearts, you guy, where did this brainless confidence on your face come from? Of course Wei Kaizhi didn't care what others thought, he pointed to the iron cage excitedly and said: "I also agree with Zhao Gonggong's point of view, no matter which way you look at it, it is a war horse." ”
Then Wei Kaizhi quoted scriptures again, and described in detail the shape, head, limbs and other aspects of the deer, Zhao Gao stood on it and nodded again and again, looking at Wei Kaizhi's eyes changed. Wei Kaizhi was even more excited when he saw Zhao Gao's eyes, what does this look represent, that is Qiantu! Zhao Gonggong looked at his eyes and clearly told himself, I am very rich, I have to work hard. Wei Kaizhi was encouraged by Zhao Gao to talk more and more excited, talking about a while in the clouds, a while in the fog, and when it came to Zuihou's summary words, everyone finally understood what he meant. To sum up, Wei Kaizhi's words are still very important, if you don't say that it is a war horse, you are all a group of people with no future, and you are disloyal to the empire and the royal family. It is even more disloyal to Zhao Gonggong. It's unbearable. Absolutely unbearable.
"You fart, the last general has been fighting on the battlefield for so many years, has it reached the point where the old war horse hell can't recognize it?" A military general came out of the battle and scolded Wei Kaizhi loudly, and suddenly subconsciously took a step back from what the morale of Wei Kaizhi said. The general's words immediately resonated with a group of court officials, and everyone began to quarrel around this topic again.
Wei Kaizhi glanced at Zhao Gao, who was standing at the top, and found that Zhao Gao's eyes had changed slightly, and he immediately mustered up the courage to stand up and fight loudly against the general. You don't know the war horse, that's you're blind, aren't you? You can't let everybody follow you in the mud, no. Wei Kaizhi finally played his true character as a scholar, I don't know where to start and found a bunch of classics, and began to bombard the general, the military was blown up by Wei Kaizhi was stunned, stunned because he didn't know the southeast and northwest. No, he is not Wei Kaizhi's opponent, someone is! Immediately, a few more civilian officials came out and began to scold Wei Kaizhi.
Soon a three-legged standing trend was formed in the court, of course, this three-legged standing was a little reluctant, because there was a group of people who stood there and watched the two groups of people scolding with their throats and getting carried away. A vegetable market was formed in the whole of the court. All parties refused to admit defeat and scolded vigorously around a topic. At this time, the clever little eunuch knew that this matter might not end easily. Immediately moved a stool for Zhao Gao and Wei Zhongxian to sit down, both of them cast a promising look at the smart little eunuch, and the little eunuch immediately stood there as if he had been beaten with chicken blood, holding his head high as if it were a sculpture.
"Zhao Gao, which one do you say you are playing?" Wei Zhongxian's mood is rare to get better, after all, this kind of scene is not often seen, and if you don't see the officials in the court, they are all arguing, so the two sides have to take off their clothes and knock each other down first, so as to prove that their choice is correct.
The corner of Zhao Gao's mouth smiled, looked at Wei Zhongxian and said: "Father-in-law Wei, you have nothing to do, I just happened to see that Father-in-law Wei has been a headache for the officials in the court these days, so I simply found something to do in your Dongchang." ”
It was rare for the two to joke for a while, but Wei Zhongxian didn't treat Zhao Gao's words as a joke, and Wei Zhongxian could naturally understand the meaning of Zhao Gao's words. Zhao Gao wanted to pass this court temptation and clean up the shili on the court. After the end of this early dynasty, the East Factory is going to be busy again, and it is estimated that it will not end in a short time. Wei Zhongxian simply didn't talk to Zhao Gao, he sat on the side and watched the officials of the two sides who were about to fight, and Zhao Gao also watched with a smile on the side.
"Brothers, follow me and kill this class of scholars!" In terms of eloquence, even if this class of generals is not the opponent of this group of scholars, not to mention that Zhao Gao's subordinates still have a few super capable talents. Of course, Zhang Rang's subordinates are not without civil officials, but the civil officials who can take refuge in Zhang Rang are forced to do so, and a few are not going for glory and wealth, and a few are willing to swear allegiance to the death.
"Ahh But those military attachés are not stupid, they just roll up their sleeves and do it!
"Ahh You group of Qiu Ba, if you can't say it, let's do it, isn't it true that we are scholars who have no power to tie the chicken? Seeing that we fought with you with Haoran righteousness, Wei Kaizhi looked at the encouraging eyes of Zhao Gao and Wei Zhongxian, and even if he was afraid of this, he must not be cowardly, so he rolled up his sleeves and shouted I will fight with you, and rushed over to a general.
Sometimes the wish is not haode, but the reality is cruel, just like the current chaotic court, everyone is in harmony, they are all a family, what can't be solved well. As a result, things have developed to the point where everyone has to use their fists to speak, better than the nobles who originally stood there watching the play, those generals are good at fighting, but people are not impulsive. This group of nobles can't fight at this time. When people fight, they all keep a hand. Don't mix these nobles in. But the civil officials are a bunch of people who are very powerful. But there are really not many people in their hands, and the heroic righteousness they have cultivated by reading is okay to deal with the evil sects and crooked ways, and it is useless to deal with these officials in the court except for a trace of deterrence. What should I do if I can't beat it? What else can I do, fight randomly!
As a result, the vegetable sellers, who were originally bargaining in the vegetable market, immediately turned into fist-to-fist joint gangsters. These civilian officials were also red-eyed, and after being kicked aside by the generals, they stood up, no matter who was fighting, as long as they were not in the official uniform of the civilian officials, they would be beaten! Of course, with the identity of the two of them, they may not be familiar with these people, but these nobles are not all good-tempered! One was beaten, and everyone thought that you had hit the wrong person, and it was over to hide and laugh, but when there are more people, the situation is different.
"Bastard, you're fighting like this, you're welcome!" How could they endure such an insult after a civil official kicked King Pingbei to the ground with a kick that had been high up for thousands of years. The nobles also broke out, no matter what it was the turn of those civil officials to beat. These are terrible, the nobles are originally a bunch of fools, they don't know which camp the officials who fought in the court belong to, anyway, they are all beaten, so they just beat them together.
I have to say that the nobles are still very measured, the two kings of Pingnan and Pingbei hold their own identities, standing aside with a black face and refusing to join the melee, but they keep mending the knives against the officials who have been beaten, if nothing else, the mouths of these civil officials are too powerful. The words that came out during the fight made the corners of the mouths of Zhao Gao and Wei Zhongxian, who were sitting on it, twitch very much. There is no doubt that the nobles are strong in force, and those civil officials, no matter which camp they are, have been beaten up by this group of nobles. And those civil officials who were beaten were beaten like pigs' heads one by one, swearing not to surrender, scolding and fighting at the same time. At this time, the problem came out again, this class of lords and nobles didn't know anyone, whether you were Zhang Rang's people or Zhao Gao's people, they would be beaten up if they were caught.
The nobles are participating in the war, those generals are not doing it, we have fought well, but we are about to win, and you are going to mix something blindly. If you want to mix it, you can mix it, but you also have to divide people, you indiscriminately beat everyone, this rhythm is not right. So the generals soon joined the group fight against the nobles, and soon the two sides beat each other into three sides beat each other, and then, the court staged a "Three Kingdoms Scuffle".
Zhao Gao and Wei Zhongxian sat on the top, without the slightest intention of stopping this big battle, and the screams sounded from time to time in the court, which also made the corners of the two people's mouths unfree, and Xiangshang skimmed, this is all a fist-to-flesh fight, and this group of people can really do it! Those little eunuchs standing in the Daming Hall did not dare to make a move, so they could only stand there, even if they were kicked by a minister who was not long-eyed, they could only throw it. The little eunuchs also have that hatred in their hearts, everyone fights and fights, everyone says that if you fight, you will fight in a civilized manner, so if you punch me, how fair it is for me to kick you! However, you cowards who do not play cards according to the rules, they will fight, what shoes do you throw around, does it stink? Does the shadow affect the environment? Well, even if it does not affect the environment, if it hits Zhao Gonggong and Wei Gonggong, do you want us to rush up and beat you? I said what kind of mentality do you have, of course, this is just a complaint from the little eunuchs, and they can only complain from the bottom of their hearts, after all, they dare not say it, maybe this group of brain-dead ministers would like them to join the war.
"Bastard, if you hit this king, this king will pick your skin!" Before King Pingbei could say a word, suddenly a shoe slapped King Pingbei's face. King Pingbei's face became very ugly, even King Zhentian of Pingnan, who was there, had an extremely ugly face, Huo Zhengying yelled and scolded: "You don't have long eyes, look at how this king cleans you up!"
Obviously, there are no innocent people in this court, everyone is drawn into this melee, of course, everyone is still very measured. The generals are powerful, but they don't dare to use aura, and they don't dare to beat this group of ministers to death, after all, there are more or less shili standing behind these ministers. These civil servants. How many liliang are in hand. It can only be lip service. So the three parties are like this, and they are very happy to fight above the court. Scolding, screaming, throwing things and all kinds of sounds mixed in the court, and Zhao Gao and Wei Zhongxian, who were sitting there, shook their heads. Rude, it's so rude, how can such a person be an official, there is no heavenly reason!
"I said Zhao Gonggong, don't you always want them to fight like this?" Maybe the people on the three sides are tired, maybe the civil officials want to learn well, and the screams are much quieter, but the sound of fighting still hasn't stopped, don't you see those nobles who are full of food and have nothing to do every day are fighting with those generals? Wei Zhongxian finally couldn't stand it, he really didn't understand what kind of play Zhao Gao was playing.
"Father-in-law Wei, this group of people is full every day, and they are idle and panicked, so let them fight, so that your Dongchang can save a lot of things at that time. Zhao Gao said indifferently, and Wei Zhongxian pursed his lips. In the end it was without him to talk to him. Of course, I wanted to curse Zhao Gao in my heart, but I had to admire Zhao Gao for playing too ruthlessly. Let the three shili be inseparable from now on, and he will be able to get exactly what he wants in the center.
"Okay, stop for our family!" Zhao Gao saw that the two sides had almost fought, and finally stood up to say something, but at this time, everyone was scolding and fighting, where is there still time to leave Zhao Gao. The civil officials were relieved, and immediately jumped to the rear of their respective generals as if they had been beaten with chicken blood, while the nobles and the generals looked at each other with hostility, they still wanted to fight, but they couldn't fight anymore, the fans of the Rui Shiying and Dongchang had already rushed in, and if they continued to fight, they would marry and drink tea.
These separated officials all looked at each other with fierce eyes, and their eyes were clearly telling each other, you wait for me, don't let me touch you when you leave this palace, otherwise Yujian will beat you once! And the eyes of those civil officials are much simpler, wonderful pen and flower, you wait for me, I have to let you give birth to a "flower" in my pen, otherwise I will not be too sorry for myself. The eyes of the nobles were telling all the officials present that you are my fight, what can you do with me?
Zhao Gao gently cleared his throat, stood up and looked at the officials in the court with apologetic eyes, and said solemnly: "All the ministers are very excited today, fortunately it is our family here, if the emperor or Gonggong Zhang and his old man, I don't know what you will be angry about." ”
"Since everyone is holding on to each other's own words, or we will be like this. Everyone came together to vote, and those who thought that this was a war horse stood on the left side of our house, and those who thought it was a deer stood on the right side of our house, and as for those ministers who didn't want to vote, stand in front of our family. Zhao Gao looked at all the officials present with a sincere smile, so that everyone couldn't help but want to go up and kick him to death when they saw his smile, of course, no one has the courage now, the Ruishi of the Ruishi Battalion are all watching them, at this time you dare to kick Zhao Gao's ass, they dare to use the knife in their hands to make your chrysanthemum bloom.
"I said he was a war horse, and everyone who believed me came with me!" After the end of this battle, Wei Kaizhi's identity, which was not very important in the court, suddenly changed, and when he heard Zhao Gao's words, he decisively stood on Zhao Gao's left. There is no doubt that he is Zhao Gao's staunchest supporter, which makes Zhao Gao very useful, this Wei Kaizhi's vision is really good and promising. Many civil officials glanced at each other first, and immediately followed Wei Kaizhi to Zhao Gao's left. And Zhang Yaotian, who was the first to stand up against Zhao Gao, immediately stood on Zhao Gao's right, staring at the officials on the left.
Most of the officials still had their own firm positions, and soon the court was divided into three factions, and the nobles still followed the two princes to stand in front of Zhao Gao. Of course, there is no shortage of wall grass, but as long as you dare to stand up, it will immediately attract a burst of contempt from everyone. There are also those officials, they are all bowing their heads and thinking about the camp that suits them, this is a very critical position, if they don't stand right, then the future is gone.
"Okay, now that you've all chosen to finish, I can understand everyone's thoughts. When Zhao Gao stood there and saw that there was finally no official change, a warm smile hung on the corner of his mouth. Zhao Gao arched his hand at the officials and said, "Okay, do you still have a playbook?"
"Father-in-law, what should I do with this war horse?" Wei Kaizhi walked out, but his face was completely deformed, he was taken care of the most during the fight, and now he couldn't see what he used to look like before. Wei Kaizhi's face made Zhao Gao couldn't help but smile, but he still nodded to Wei Kaizhi with satisfaction.
"Let the men of the Sharps Camp take them away. Zhao Gao waved his hand, and several Ruishi from the Ruishi Battalion came over, opened the cage and led the deer down. (To be continued......)