"Hey, little ha. Why do I feel that something is getting more and more wrong?" Fang Shou patted the big tree beside him, then looked up at the sky obscured by the leaves, and shook his head in annoyance.

"Trust me. Xiao Ha patted his chest confidently: "I'm a super husky with GPS positioning function!"

"So this meme has already been used. Fang Shou pursed his lips with a look of disdain.

"Tsk, it's because you care too much about these details that you will never have a woman's popularity. Xiao Ha rolled his eyes: "You deserve to be masturbated for a lifetime." ”

Xiao Ha was sentenced to death by Fang Shou because he said something that could never be said.

"It's a problem. Fang Shou rubbed his chin and kept thinking: "It's almost night, and I can't get out of this wood...... In other words, do you need to go through so many forests from the outskirts of Chang'an to the camp of Wei? And food is also a problem, although I have barely survived in the past few days, but ...... Really hungry. Well, that stupid dog is dead anyway, so I'll set up a rack to make a barbecue, but I'm a dog. Is that okay?"

"It's a big problem! Bastard, don't casually pull me into the death list! Also, if you want to eat your own natal spirit, how fucking crazy are you?

"Didn't you say don't just get into other people's inner monologues, go die! Also, you're the second second, and your whole family is the second second!" Fang Shou broke off a branch and slammed it towards Xiao Ha's head.

"Whew~~~~"......

In the end, Fang Shou and Xiao Ha continued to set off to find Murong Yue's traces.

"Then again. weishenme, can I summon the magic sword of Frost Sorrow?" Fang Shou wiped the sweat from his head and asked casually.

"You're beautiful. Xiao Ha gave up the posture of manpower and changed to the ordinary state of landing on all fours, "It's just a middle two, where does the confidence come from?"

"Do you want to die once?" [Note 1]" Fang Shou asked seriously.

"Don't be so serious!" Xiao Ha swallowed his saliva and said carefully, "Isn't there still that kind of holy sword that can be pulled up by a million people [Note 2]? ”

"Don't talk about Arthas like the kind of game that specializes in playing voice actors!" Fang Shou couldn't help but give Xiao Ha a slap.

"It hurts~" Xiao Ha lowered his head aggrievedly and muttered in a low voice: "How do I know! You want an ordinary husky to ask the legendary Lich King: Do you want to choose that middle two? haha, the husky is not a cat, and there are no nine lives for me to squander." ”

"You ......"

"There's movement, get down!" Xiao Ha leaned down, pricked up his ears, and stared straight in a certain direction with his eyes.

"What's the matter, what is all the fuss, isn't it...... Not. Fang Shou was only halfway through his words when he was torn off by Xiao Ha with his claws.

"Be careful. Xiao Ha said solemnly: "Lao Tzu still has a lot of anime that I haven't watched, and there are still many special Japanese actresses who haven't lifted the ban, how can I hang up so early?"

"Hey, what's that one in the second half?" Fang Shou wiped his cold sweat.

A troop of cavalry passed in front of them.

"It's a person, it's saved, hey~" Fang Shou was overjoyed.

"Shut up!" Xiao Ha leaned lower, "This is the border of Shu Wei, and if you mess around, you will be stabbed into a hornet's nest as a spy." You give me peace, so I don't want to die in this place with you, the middle two. ”

This sentence is absolutely unbearable. Fang Shou jumped up and grabbed Xiao Ha's neck with a head hammer. He glared at Xiao Ha viciously: "You are the, your whole family is." ”

Xiao Ha turned his head in a daze: "So don't keep repeating a line! Wang!"

"Sister Wang, it's too late to pretend to be an ordinary pet dog for me at this time!" Fang Shou clenched his fists and hit Xiao Ha's dog head.

Xiao Ha blinked vigorously, and his mouth opened and closed, as if to signal something. Fang Shou shrugged his shoulders: "It's useless to sell cuteness at this time, do you think you're a beautiful girl?"

A shiny broadsword suddenly appeared beside Fang Shou's neck.

"Hey, this scene is somewhat familiar...... Fang Shou stared nervously at the big knife on his neck, and cautiously directed Xiao Ha in his hand: "So I'm not a dog abuser! What a sharp big knife! Brother Tai, don't shake your hands!"

"Who are you in this place?" Fang Shou turned around with difficulty, it was the leader of the cavalry just now, a slightly thin little general. I saw him wearing a grimace mask, white full-body armor, and a red cloak. What is this? What's going on with this dazzling feeling? All kinds of crazy handsomeness and domineering hanging! After all, when it comes to Bai Jia, aren't they all winners in life like Zhao Yun? Not only is he handsome, popular, and has a high force value, but he is also a great general.

"So I hate life winners...... Fang Shou snorted his nose, "Ah, the sand is blowing into my eyes, life winners or something...... Die 10,000 times! Like me, it's a miserable life that ends with a sentence of hehe after chatting with a girl on a penguin. Hehe...... I'd better die......"

"......" The little general with the mask paused, and the blade gradually approached Fang Shou's neck.

"Don't, don't...... I'm talking about it. Fang Shou hurriedly stopped loudly, "I...... I'm from above!"

"Above?" the little general put his knife back into its sheath and waved his hand, and the soldier behind him took out a rope.

"You can't ...... there Ah~~" Fang Shou kept making lewd and slutty screams.

Xiao Ha had a calm face and lowered his head, completely looking like he didn't recognize the pervert next to him.

"Ahh

"Tortoiseshell, you sister! It's just that your hands are tied. What the hell is your head made of? It's definitely not a brain, is it? It's all a sperm brain, right? What the hell are you going to order besides the mouth?"

"General?" the surrounding soldiers raised their weapons in unison.

"Wait. "The little general organized their movements" tied up together and brought back to the general for disposal. ”

"But......" The soldier behind him hesitated for a moment.

"Go. The little general ordered again......

In the camp of Shu State, the red military flag that originally represented the Liu Dynasty has been taken down, and only the handsome and lonely one representing the authority of the main general is left fluttering in the wind.

"I'm not going to do the opposite. With a strong body like a tiger, a big man wearing red armor and stubble on his face looked at the sky quietly: "I am a Shu general, and I will be a ...... all my life." I will never forget the will of the lord and the efforts of the generals. ”

He clenched his fists tightly, turned around and walked back to the camp: "Ma Dai, are they back?"

"Tell the general, General Ma has entered the camp. ”

"Command him to come to me at once......"

"Yes!"

He sat on top of the Chinese army, closed his eyes and began to meditate.

"Ya Yan Butterfly~ Don't work so hard, bastard!"

"Well, it's a B. Can you shut up? I can't stand this dog!"

"Do you want to fight? You don't want to know whose fault it is?"

"Whose fault is it? Which idiot suddenly stood up and beat people, and 'above', on your ball, do you think this is the Celestial Empire? If you make a mistake, just say that there is someone above me...... MYFATHERIS Li Gang. ”

There was a cacophony of voices outside the tent.

"General, Lord Ma Dai has arrived. ”

"Let him in. ”

The masked little general strode in, and behind him was a strange boy in a tattered costume tied up with flowers. And a wolf, a wolf who was constantly fighting with the boy?

"Who are they?"

"General. The little general bent down and saluted, then pointed at Fang Shou and said, "This strange boy was caught by me on patrol, and his accent doesn't seem to be local, and his clothes are like I've never seen before......"

"Rely on~ Don't call me a primitive person who was accidentally discovered, okay?" Fang Shou muttered dissatisfiedly.

"Cut, where are the primitive people who are full of heads and Tokyo X?" Xiao Ha, who was hanging upside down like a pig waiting to be slaughtered, said with disdain: "Hey, I'm a noble husky! How can you do this to me? When I'm a dead pig piled up on the Huangpu River! Captives also have human rights!"

"Shut up. The masked general turned around and reprimanded Fang Shou fiercely: "How can you be so presumptuous in the handsome camp?"

"Shuaiying, is this Shu or Wei?" Fang Shou raised his head, and then his eyes widened: "It's you, Uncle Wei?"

A smile appeared on Wei Yan's slightly haggard Guozi face: "Young man, do you know me?"

"Uh. I guess I know. Fang Shou frowned, trying to organize his words, "After all, I just killed you in the future." haha~”

The young general in front of Fang Shou made Fang Shou shut his mouth with a straight punch, and he said coldly: "Don't be disrespectful to the general." ”

"Hiss~~" Fang Shou bent down in pain, "Is there any mistake, although my body has become incredibly powerful after that incident five days ago, but...... It still hurts! ”

Wei Yan rubbed his eyebrows in distress, and he waved his hand: "Jinzhi [Note 3], now I don't have time to take care of these chores, so I'll leave them to you for the time being." ”

Ma Dai hesitated for a moment, but nodded......

At the same time, Murong Yue and the others also arrived at the camp of the Wei State.

"What, this little white face who looks like he is only in his twenties is Sima Yi? Hey, are you kidding me?" Chen Jingtao's roar kept echoing in the Wei State camp.

Note 1: This is the Enma love of "Hell Girl", the old-fashioned black sailor suit with black long straight and white skin, well. It's also the voice of Mamiko [Yama's voice actor],, is there a feather fox, is there a feather fox in "The Grandson of the Slippery Ghost", and when you see it, you will be stepped on...... Not, femdom...... What's more, it's the impulsive feathered fox of admiration.

Note 2: This is the mobile game "Diffusion Million King Arthur", and the national service is represented by Shanda. As Fang Shou said, a large part of the otaku are going to play voice actors, the famous ones are Rie Nailiya who is the four moe of the nail palace such as Sanzenin Sa, the leader of the minotaur Eiri Kitamura, the cute girl Yui Ogura who has recently become popular and her friend Hanazawa Coriana and so on. So, if I don't have a voice actor, what am I playing?

Note 3 In fact, the historical record of Ma Dai is extremely vague, and his characters are not recorded, so one of the characters made up by later generations is used here. Moreover, because Ma Dai's account is too vague...... So in the later chapters he's going to be likely. Students who like history should not be too careful.