Chapter 4: The Canteen Turmoil

"Hammer, are you alright? Lu Xiaoyin asked cautiously.

"Something!" Wang Xiaohammer stretched his neck and looked into the distance, nodding firmly.

"What's the matter, what's the matter?" Lu Xiaomeng didn't expect to ask politely, Wang Xiaohammer was really something, wasn't he still shaking his head happily just now? Could it be that he had suffered internal injuries.

Woohoo!

It wasn't until he couldn't see Lin Chuxuan's figure that Wang Xiaozhu retracted his head and jumped up and down with his red right hand!

Hurt!

The physics teacher said that the effect of force is mutual, and the force that knocked Lin Chuxuan back was very strong, and Lin Chuxuan was hurt, but it also meant that Wang Xiaohammer's fist also had to bear such a strong force. Fusang Shenguo gave Wang Xiaohammer strength, but as a senior otaku, his foundation was too poor, and he was injured when he beat someone.

"My hands hurt so much. ”

Lu Xiaoyin was amused by Wang Xiaozhu, his serious and reckless appearance just now was still quite cute, especially when he deliberately learned Douyin Qi Lin Chuxuan just now.

Wang Xiaohammer was very cowardly and afraid of pain, but for the sake of Lu Xiaoyin, he broke through his limits.

"Yikes. Xiaoyin, your smile is so beautiful, I don't feel pain anymore in an instant. ”

"Hmph! Flim tongue, it really doesn't hurt anymore?" Lu Xiaoyin pretended to be angry, but she was still very happy in her heart, girls, ten out of ten people like these sweet words. But in normal times, she would be angry, after all, not everyone is a stubborn teenager in front of her.

Lu Xiaoyin secretly touched Wang Xiaozhu's red and swollen pig trotters, which immediately triggered a scream like killing a pig.

"Ahh......h It should be a Dutch pig.

"Alright, alright, I'll take you to the hospital. Lu Xiaoyin looked at the contrast of Wang Xiaohammer in front of her, and almost laughed out loud, but considering Wang Xiaohammer's feelings, she couldn't help it.

"I don't need the hospital, I seem to feel better. "I don't know if it's the medicinal properties of Fusang Shenguo, Wang Xiaozhu's right hand suddenly didn't hurt much. However, after saying this, Wang Xiaohammer regretted it very much, and secretly scolded himself for being a straight man of steel, and he missed such a good opportunity to be alone with the goddess.

Heaven doesn't allow it!

"It seems to be really better?" Lu Xiaoyin also noticed the change, her crescent-like eyes narrowed into a slit, and said with a smile: "The flesh is not white." ”

Gollum!

When it comes to meat, Wang Xiaozhu is shamefully hungry, his stomach is growling, although he has eaten the Fusang Divine Fruit, but the Divine Fruit is not hungry. Especially in the morning, this toss consumes too much energy.

Reserved, calm, can't let the goddess know I'm a foodie!

"You haven't eaten in the morning, have you, I'll invite you to breakfast?" Wang Xiaozhu, in order to hide his embarrassment, made an invitation to the goddess, although he had already expected to be rejected.

"Okay, let's eat in the durian orchard next to your male god's dormitory, we're tired of eating the plum garden. Lu Xiaoyin happily accepted, opened her calves and began to walk forward, walked for a while and found that no one was following behind, and turned to look at Wang Xiaohammer, who was still in place: "Don't you want to invite?"

"Please, please, please, enough!" Wang Xiaohammer looked at Lu Xiaoyin, who was dancing in green silk, his mouth was almost behind his ears, and he hurriedly followed.

Hahaha! It's worth it, it's worth it today!

I was able to eat alone with the goddess!

......

When they came to the durian orchard, many students had already started to get up for breakfast, and everyone was not delayed by the vision. The literal translation of this sentence is the fear of being named by the teacher in class.

Lu Xiaoyin found an inconspicuous place and waited for Wang Xiaohammer to buy breakfast.

Generally, there are a lot of people in the Durian Garden Canteen in the morning, and today is no exception, but there is no one within a two-meter radius of Wang Xiaohammer, which is simply too smelly.

Wang Xiaohammer was also a little speechless, he simply rinsed it in the bathroom just now, but the slimy things on his body were not so easy to wash, and the smell was still very big. He had no choice but to accompany the smiling face and look apologetically at the classmates around him. Although most of the students complained, after all, they were all students of the same school, and they didn't say much, which showed the harmonious and friendly atmosphere of Yanda.

"Damn, have you fallen into the dung pit? What kind of breakfast are you still eating, just eat Xiang. Suddenly, a discordant voice came very abruptly, and I saw a cool boy wearing a gray casual suit, white sneakers, and a middle comb walked over.

"It smells so good, this seems to be Guiic's latest perfume, it is fragrant but not pungent, it is very suitable for students, this student is very tasteful. ”

"Yes, not only tasteful, but also very expensive, what about 10,000 yuan for a small bottle in the counter? ”

"Really 6, it just saved our sense of smell"

......

At this time, some people in the crowd began to praise Wu Yong frantically, but these people all looked flattering, obviously knowing that Wu Yong had a mine at home, and they were very crazy about patting on the back.

"Hmph! close to Zhu is red, close to Xiang stinks, so close to you, can I not stink?" Wang Xiaozhu looked at Wu Yong, who was arrogant in front of him, and said disdainfully.

Since eating the Fusang Divine Fruit and defeating Lin Chuxuan, Wang Xiaozhu's mentality has undergone earth-shaking changes! It turns out that he is a coward who doesn't listen to things outside the window and only wants to be a fat house, but since joining the single dating group in the fairy world, he feels that there is another way to live in his life, and this way of living is even more exciting!

"Your nose is broken, Wu Shao uses GUIIC perfume, which is different from you, who uses dung?" Before Wu Yong could speak, a flattering young man next to him hurriedly spoke, eager to show himself in front of Wu Yong.

"Of course you can't smell it. Wang Xiaohammer said lightly, in terms of hurting people, the 2528 dormitory where he lives has not coaxed anyone.

"This person is a bull, dare to go head-on with Wu Yonggang. I'm afraid I don't know that Wu Yong has a mine at home, and he can use money to smash him. ”

"You don't understand this, don't you see that the hero saves the beauty?"

"That's also a scoring occasion, Wu Yong is not easy to mess with, last time there was a buddy girlfriend in the chemical institute who was by Wu Yong, and went to him to theorize, not only did he fail to get angry, but one leg was also abolished. ”

There were a lot of people gathered around to watch the excitement, everyone whispered, and some even took their mobile phones and started shooting videos.

"Dead fatty, I'll kill you!" the flattering young man roared, looking eager to try to kill Wang Xiaohammer.

"Wang Xin, you did well, and you graduated and went to my father's company. Wu clasped his fists with both hands and watched the excitement from behind.

"Wu Shao, watch me tear his mouth. Wang Xin was as if he had been beaten with chicken blood, and he was in a hurry to perform, so he picked up his Apple X mobile phone and smashed it on Wang Xiaohammer's head.

Don't look at the flattering teenager as a student, but there are many fights, that set of fighting emojis is very in place, with his head held high, his chin pouted, crazy and boundless, and the ferocity index is 60 points.

"Dirt chicken tile dog, I'll kick!"

Wang Xiaohammer held breakfast in both hands, and could only free one foot and kicked Wang Xin's chest.

Wang Xin didn't even touch the corner of Wang Xiaohammer's clothes, he was kicked over and knocked over, and he slid four or five meters in a greasy place before stopping, and his face was full of oil.

"Damn, this fat man is amazing!"

"Yes, Wu Yong's people dare to fight, but don't say it, it's quite relieving. ”

"Well done, fat brother, I'm a fan of you!"

The onlookers were more excited than Wang Xiaohammer, and there was even a little thin monkey dancing happily, mainly because Wu Yong was usually arrogant and domineering, and many people were bullied by him.

"Very good, very good, you dare to hit my man. Wu Yong stared at the little thin monkey who was dancing just now with cold eyes, "You all dare to laugh, right, okay, you go and die together." ”