Chapter 5: Stinky and refreshing

The battle is about to break out, but Wang Xiaohammer's heart is very calm, and now in his eyes, this group of students are all complete scumbags!

"You're as useless as your name. Wang Xiaohammer smiled contemptuously.

"Don't talk nonsense, give it to me!" Wu Yong sneered, in Yanda, there is no one he can't deal with.

Before the words fell, several people rushed out of Wu Yong's side, like Wang Xin, all of them wanted to work in Wu Yong's mine after graduation, after all, in this society, even if they graduated from Yan University, they may not be able to find a suitable job.

"What are you doing! Fights are not allowed on campus, otherwise you will be punished with a demerit. ”

A voice like a silver bell was slightly serious, instantly extinguishing the hormones of a group of impulsive men. The campus discipline of Yan University is very strict, because Yan University is a century-old famous school in China, and every move has attracted attention from all walks of life, but even so, there are still outlaws like Wu Yong, who do whatever they want on campus.

"Xiaoyinyin, why do you have time to eat in the durian garden, I will buy it early if you say it earlier, you are smoked by some people. Seeing Lu Xiaoyin coming, Wu Yong's attitude immediately changed 180 degrees, like a little pug.

"Pay attention to your wording, call me by name, I don't know you that well. Lu Xiaoyin's face was cold, rejecting people thousands of miles away, "Also, please stay away from me, you have a smell on you." ”

"I have a smell on my body?" Wu Yong didn't get angry, and said with a smile, "It's possible that this fat man has a smell with me, let's go and eat together." ”

"Little Hammer, are you alright, I'm starving. Lu Xiaoyin directly ignored Wu Yong and walked to Wang Xiaozhu's side, "I actually bought my favorite soup dumplings, hurry up, eat it while it's hot." ”

The goddess instantly switched from a cold state to a cute and cute state, and the straight men who watched it were stunned.

And Wu Yong is simply petrified.

I can't believe that the unreachable goddess is not willing to eat with me when she eats with a fat man who has fallen into a dung pit.

That little girl's posture, why isn't it for me?

"Okay, okay, I'll get some vinegar later. Wang Xiaohammer felt the envious gaze from many otaku, and his heart was a little fluttering.

Finally, one day I can be someone else's family, haha, it doesn't feel too cool!

"Hurry up, I'll be waiting for you over there. Lu Xiaoyin looked at Wang Xiaohammer with a expression, turned around and took the xiaolongbao and left, Wang Xiaohammer was also ready to go to the window for some vinegar.

Wu Yong, who was ignored by everyone, churned with vinegar, pointed at Wang Xiaohammer and shouted: "Stop, did Lao Tzu let you go?"

"What do you want to do, you still don't believe you when you say you stink?"

"It's definitely a skewer just now, it's a skewer!" Wu roared, he couldn't stand his goddess actually eating with a fat and smelly man.

"Don't you have a string of flavors, don't you have a little pressure in your heart?" The little thin monkey who didn't say a word just now immediately ran to Wang Xiaohammer's side, pointing at Wu Yong and scolding, "Fat brother obviously uses top perfume, how can you be a layman who can understand?"

"Fuck, Xu Jianren, you are really a slut, can you say this?" Wu Yong covered his nose and looked at Xu Jianren with disdain, thinking that after today's incident, he must make him look good.

Wang Xiaohammer was just about to have a seizure, when he saw Xu Jianren take a deep breath and shouted loudly: "You know a fart! The key is that the fat brother is refreshed, can you do it? In comparison, your perfume is simply rubbish, and you can't even catch up with the fat brother in one thousand!"

Groove ......

This move shocked all the onlookers and simply subverted their three views. Xu Jianren doesn't need to say that for the sake of anger. Who knows what Wang Xiaohammer did in the morning, it is possible that he really fell into the dung pit, anyway, it really stinks.

Suddenly, everyone cast disdainful glances at Xu Jianren.

Even Wang Xiaohammer himself was blinded, did this kid have a problem with his nose.

"You don't believe it, if a good man comes up and tries it, I'm not happy that I'll give him a hundred yuan. As he spoke, Xu Jianren took out Zou Baba's hundred yuan from his pocket and was still on the table.

But everyone is still blinded~

Xu Jianren's brain is vata, and it stinks from afar, why is he still refreshed? Could it be that he smoked too much in the toilet in high school, and he was crazy obsessed with that feeling? (Many students who smoke should have a deep understanding, hahahaha~)

"I'll try. Soon a shiny boy squeezed out of the crowd, ran to Wang Xiaohammer's side with a cigarette, and took a deep breath.

This breath was held for 30 seconds, and under everyone's expectant gaze, the boy stroked his oil head with his hand, exhaled a long breath, and shouted cool!

Then, in front of everyone's eyes, he took out a thousand yuan, threw it on the table and said, "Whoever says it's not upset, I'll give it to whom." ”

The crowd was in an uproar and eager to try.

"Xu Jianren, Zhang Baobao, you two sluts, look at how Lao Tzu will clean you up when he turns around. Wu Yongqi's face was pale, Xu Jianren and Zhang Baobao usually had holidays with him, and this time Xiang must have taken this opportunity to humiliate himself.

"The perfume you're using is rubbish anyway. Zhang Baobao sneered.

Before Wu could fight back, one after another classmates began to inhale wildly around Wang Xiaohammer.

", don't say it, although it stinks, it's refreshing. ”

"yes, what's going on, is it really the black technology that just came out. ”

"It smells much better than Gucci, and I didn't even notice it just now. ”

......

Every sentence was like a heavy slap on Wu Yong's face, which hurt more than really pumping him.

More and more people ran to Wang Xiaohammer's side and inhaled frantically, wanting to test whether it was true, who knew that they couldn't stop after trying it, it was not too cool.

This strange feeling is like eating stinky tofu, smelling stinky and delicious. Wang Xiaohammer smells stinky, but smells spirit, and he can't stop.

It didn't take long for the people around him to squeeze Wang Xiaozhu to the ground, making him very clueless, could it be that the medicinal properties of the Fusang Divine Fruit began to diverge, so that the people close to him also got a trace of medicinal properties.

"Ahem, it's gone, it's time for breakfast. Wang Xiaohammer drove away a group of people who were blocking in front of him like watching monkeys in the zoo, and how could he have breakfast with the goddess if he continued to toss like this.

"You don't have to go! You trash, I'm going to throw you in the dung pit and let you eat Xiang!" Wu yelled angrily, he didn't have the frustration he had today since he was a child.

"What did you say?" Wang Xiaohammer instantly rushed in front of Wu Yong, everyone's eyes lit up, and they only felt a gust of wind blowing.

"You let Lao Tzu say it, just say it. Wu Yong was a little scared when he saw Wang Xiaohammer rushing over, he felt that this is a master, no wonder Wang Xin was cleaned up by Wang Xiaohammer, but he couldn't be cowardly.

"Then I want you to eat Xiang! You must eat it!" Wang Xiaohammer grabbed Wu Yong's neck.