Chapter 14 Such a cute boy must be a boy
Li Feng patted his head and said, "By the way, such a good opportunity, let's even introduce it with my own 'natal spirit'." Let's start with the classmate at the door. ”
"Oh, my name is Xie Shengrong. Eighteen years old this year, the Natal Spirit is a Phantom Beast Natal Beast Deep Sea Turtle. My hobby is to click on the Internet...... No, watch some videos and play some H...... Well, it's a more popular game. ”
Fang Shou had a headache, was this school occupied by gentlemen? Why did any one of them have such a hobby...... By the way, for Fang Shou, gentleman means perverted.
"My name is XX, and the spirit of birth is XX ......"
"My name is Xu Le, and I'm nineteen years old. The Natal Spirit is a common Natal Beast 'Monkey with a Stick'. Hawkers, I call it dumb, for various reasons, everyone must be careful when you see a monkey sneaky with a wooden stick, especially the boys...... My hobby is watching the works of Teacher XX, and what I like is Teacher XX. The motto of life is: "Justice." ”
"This idiot is hopeless. Fang Shou sighed helplessly.
"Oh, oh. Yuan Xiaoya straightened her chest proudly and glanced at Murong Yue, "It's really a good aphorism." ”
"Yes. Murong Yue nodded calmly, but the speed of flipping through the book was a little faster.
"My name is XX ......"
"It's my turn. Murong Yue closed the book, "My name is Murong Yue, and I am the class leader of this class. Please take care of Mr. Li in the future. Well, my natal spirit is the Phantom Beast Natal Beast 'Black Cat'. Am I interested, reading and writing?" Murong Yue's smile quickly conquered the hearts of the wolves in the class, and there were bursts of ghosts crying wolf howls.
"Miss Murong!" "The squad leader is the strongest!" "Seeking to communicate...... No, even if it's a whipping, I'm ......."
"Cut, lean milk. Although Yuan Xiaoya's voice was low, everyone in the class really heard it. The wolf howl stopped, and the class fell into an eerie silence.
Fang Shou glanced at Murong Yue, who had a stiff smile, and Yuan Xiaoya, who looked at him innocently. I just felt that there were two powerful qi constantly attacking from both sides.
Unfortunate!
"Ahem. Looking at the cold class, Li Feng could only helplessly start a round, "It's really worthy of being Murong classmate, the popularity is really high, and then, who should be next?"
"Yes...... It's me...... My name is XX......"
Under the pressure of Queen Murong and Little Lori, the atmosphere of the entire classroom suddenly dropped to freezing.
"It's your turn, Xiao Shou. Yuan Xiaoya reminded herself with a smile.
"It's my turn?" Because he really couldn't stand the murderous aura of the two, Fang Shou closed his senses, and hurriedly stood up under Yuan Xiaoya's reminder, "My name is Fang Shou, gender: male, eh." Wrong. ”
"Isn't that right? Sure enough, Fang Shou is a girl. Yuan Xiaoya covered her mouth.
"Is that so?" Fang Shoutong...... Miss?" Murong Yue also joined in the fun.
"That's not the case! I just remembered that the person in front of me didn't introduce the gender. Fang Shou wiped the cold sweat from his head, "I don't know if there is a sentence 'so cute, it must be a boy'? Well, I'm serious. ”
"That's the case, that Xiaoshou, is Murong cute?" asked Yuan Xiaoya, tilting her head.
Murong Yue also raised his head and looked at Fang Shou.
Isn't this an option to die? Isn't it an allusion that Murong is a boy when she says something cute? Say it's not cute? What's going on with this option that must lead to death? Xiaoya, you are a black-bellied woman who likes to target Murong so much? HURRY UP AND MOVE, MY SMART BRAIN, THERE MUST BE ONE, THE THIRD OPTION THAT LEADS TO HAPPYEND. The Lord God will not arrange a plot of mortality.
"That...... That'......" Fang Shou's gaze kept searching the class.
He saw Xie Shengrong silently draw a cross to himself, he saw Xu Le make a gesture of folding his hands towards him, he saw the sad eyes of the other people in the class, and some people even began to write the word "mourning" on the white curtain. I'm going! These bastards think I'm going to die, right? Anyway, where did that white curtain come from? Anyway, Xu Le, this bastard has betrayed his teammates for the first time?
What to do?
Liliang, the mighty Liliang. CALL ME BY NAME, MYMASETER.
Forehead...... Forget it, a dead horse should be a live horse doctor.
Fang Shou raised his glasses and silently recited "Xiaoha" in his heart.
"Obey your commands. My lord. A powerful voice appeared with a white light.
"Uh. Fang Shou pointed at the husky and said to the stunned crowd, "This is my natal beast, because it is a little special, it can only be summoned." ”
"Yes, I have very special abilities. Xiaoha stared at Yuan Xiaoya with bold eyes and said, "Girl, do you have a D? ”
"Huh?" Yuan Xiaoya's forehead was bruised.
Xiao Ha showed a lewd smile and looked around at everyone proudly: "That's right, my ability is to see through the measurements, what's the matter, right? By the way, although the beautiful girl over there is not obvious, but it is not A but B." ”
"Ahh
"Ahh
"Haha......" Fang Shou embarrassedly wiped the sweat from his forehead: "This is my natal beast, it should be regarded as an ordinary natal beast, right?" In short, it's just a talking husky. Hey, idiot, go back. ”
"Woo!" Xiao Ha just kept moaning, ignoring Fang Shou's words.
"Oh, oh, Xiaoshou, did you instruct it to say something like that? Yuan Xiaoya smiled.
"Xiaoya, don't be like this, your eyes are so scary. I'm smiling, but it's scary. And what's the matter with your poisonous tongue that pierced my fragile heart?"
"It turns out that classmate Fang Shou is such a person, he actually instructed the natal beast to do such a thing. Murong Yue sighed.
"No, sir, please listen to me. ”
"Is there anything else to explain? change...... state ......"......
Li Feng stared solemnly at Fang Shou, who was constantly begging for mercy, the natal spirit who could talk was not yet a "divine son" and a "heroic spirit". Very special ability, since Chen Jingtao summoned that terrifying "Heroic Spirit", this student has also summoned a very special natal spirit. Sure enough, is it right to follow that spatial fluctuation?
"NO, MYMASETTER ISN'T A PERVERT!" SAID THE RESURRECTED LITTLE HAYIZHENG AFTER THE COUNTDOWN.
"He's a gentleman!" Xiao Ha smiled lewdly, "Writing gentleman, read perverted." What I just said is his inner confession. ”
"Drink!" Fang Shou turned his hands into fists and smashed them hard at Xiao Ha.
"Roar, it's dangerous, zaijian!" Before the fist fell, Xiao Ha had already turned into white light and disappeared. Only the angry Fang Shou was left.
Or is it a natal beast that can disobey the summoner's orders? No, it didn't violate Fang Shou's intentions. It only postponed Fang Shou's order. This dog, very interesting. Li Feng nodded.
In this way, after Xiaoha made a little trouble, the classmates who were shocked by the sudden opening of the summoned beast came back to their senses and began to talk in a low voice.
"No, the dog spoke. "yes, I did. "I didn't expect Fang Shou, the middle two, to summon such a monster. ”......
"Hey, don't say it so loudly, what's the matter with saying I'm a second year of secondary school?" Fang Shou protested.
"Shut up, pervert. Yuan Xiaoya and Murong Yue said in unison.
“......”
In short, the introduction continued.
"People call Yuan Xiaoya. Yuan Xiaoya's face was full of innocent smiles, "Don't look at me like this, I'm also eighteen years old." ”
"yes, one meter forty-two. ”
"People's natal beasts are phantom beasts, natal beasts, fire foxes. ”
"That's right, one meter forty-two. ”
“...... My hobby is playing games and making fun games. ”
"Oh, one-meter-four-two. ”
“......”
Every time Yuan Xiaoya said a word, Murong Yue interjected.
"Do you want to die once??" the voice was filled with rage.
"Huh, whose voice is this?" Fang Shou plucked his ears.
"Bang!" a huge dictionary made intimate contact with Fang Shou's head. "Sorry, my hand slipped. Yuan Xiaoya said pitifully.
Touching the long bag's head, Fang Shou looked out the window with a lonely expression.
Sure enough, if you don't die, won't you die?
"That's the end of it. Introduce yourself. Li Feng knocked on the table, attracting everyone's attention.
"How can it be over? The teacher hasn't talked about his natal spirit yet. Murong Yue looked at Li Feng seriously.
"I think so. Li Feng thought for a while, but still shook his head, "No, because there are regulations 'above', so the teacher can't introduce my natal spirit to you." ”
"Still. Li Feng's smile was very sunny, "My natal spirit is a heroic spirit." ”
"I don't know. "Fang Shou is being resurrected.
"Shut up, pervert. "Die, pervert. Yuan Xiaoya and Murong Yue were merciless.
Fang Shou's back gradually turned gray.
"Ahem, anyway. It's time to start class, although there is not much time left......" Li Feng knocked on the table again......
Recess.
Murong Yue and Yuan Xiaoya left the classroom one after another, and Fang Shou, who was no longer threatening, lay loosely on the table. The classmates walked over one by one and patted Fang Shou's shoulder sympathetically.
"Hey, I'm not dead yet, do you bastards think this is a funeral?"
In the garden of Nantian Middle School
Murong Yue walked with graceful steps, happily humming an out-of-tune tune, "One meter forty-two, one meter forty-two, forever one meter forty-two...... Hehe, it's so interesting to watch that little ghost eat deflated. I seem to have discovered something very interesting today?Yuan Xiaoya and Fang Shou?hehehe......"