Chapter 34: Be a fart
By the time Lu Xiangyang and Jiang Jiani came out together, the three men who were playing in the living room had already reconciled again.
The three of them got together to read the newspaper, and by the way, they scolded the gringos who were not human and scolded the two dogs who were bent on running out, and the scolding was called a spittle.
As a result, I saw Lu Xiangyang, who looked unchanged and always felt that something was different.
Li Jiuming and Zhao Nanguo circled around the landing Xiangyang, if it weren't for Jiang Jiani staring at her, she really wanted to pinch and kick:
"Lao Lu, is this really you?"
"Lao Lu, in fact, you are a painted skin, right? Now peel off the skin and reveal your true face? ”
Although Jiang Haibing was also a little surprised by Lu Xiangyang's changes, he often saw his second sister wearing makeup during this time, and Lu Xiangyang just looked quicker, taller and better-looking.
is far from the makeup that Jiang Jiani once performed for him and the shock of changing his head.
"Okay, okay, it's not early, take advantage of the good sun to hurry up and take the photo."
looked at Jiang Jiani again and sighed: "Can't you just shoot at home?" I have to go outside to shoot, it's cold, what should I do if I freeze out? ”
Jiang Jiani pretended not to hear: "Let's go." ”
Several people present, one of them counts as one, and they have never seen to take wedding photos, or they are shooting outside on a cold day.
Boom is going to go.
Jiang Jiani and Lu Xiangyang, as newcomers, took the photographer and Jiang Yanni to take the car driven by Zhao Nanguo, and Jiang Haibing and Jiang Haiyang could only ride.
Jiang Haibing watched the jeep's butt smoke and leave, and his heart was ruthless: "Damn, sooner or later, Lao Tzu will have to buy his own car." ”
Look at the car that people drive.
Wherever he wants to go in the winter, there is an iron chain wrapped around the wheel, he is not afraid of snow or ice, and his eyes are red with envy.
Jiang Haiyang stabbed his eldest brother and said softly, "Brother, don't worry. ”
"In the future, sooner or later, every household will have a private car, and our family will also have a car, so rest assured."
Jiang Haibing scolded him and told him to be honest.
It's weird to say.
Do you know how much a car is, how much a family earns in a year, and how many years of savings a car has to be emptied of a family.
The little fart kid, who doesn't understand anything, farts after two days of school, reads the newspaper for a few days, and farts randomly.
When you work in the future, you will know what it means to make money, make money, and is hard to eat.
Winter is the hottest time for wedding photos.
When they arrived at the small park in front of the wedding photography, there were already more than a dozen pairs of young people lined up outside.
When I saw someone driving over, there was a lot of discussion.
Who knew that when the people in the car got out of the car, they actually put on a posture as if they wanted to take pictures of themselves.
The people in line suddenly became interested and turned their heads to look.
When the bride and groom found a good place to pose and take off the military coat outside, everyone was dumbfounded.
Then I watched people pose like this and that, and took seven or eight photos in one go, and later put on a military coat and took two photos.
When they packed up their affairs and were about to leave, a pair of young people couldn't help but finally leave the team to find them:
"Which photo studio are you from?"
"Your clothes are so festive and beautiful, how much did you shoot?"
"Do you have to pay rent for this dress? How much is the rent? ”
The girl paid more attention to the makeup on Jiang Jiani's face: "Your makeup was specially painted by someone, it's so beautiful, the master in the photo studio doesn't give makeup, and it's expensive to ask for money." ”
"It costs 30 yuan to take a black and white wedding dress, and 50 yuan to take a color dress, so we are only willing to take one."
The little couple talked endlessly, and finally heard that they were individuals, not from the photo studio, and the clothes were also prepared by themselves, and they were immediately envious and disappointed.
I wanted to discuss with Jiang Jiani and them to see if I could borrow their clothes and cameras to take a picture.
Of course, they are willing to pay, and if Jiang Jiani can help put on makeup, they are willing to pay more.
Wedding dresses taken in the photo studio don't care about makeup, and it depends on me if it's beautiful or ugly.
It's nothing when there's no comparison, and when you compare, you feel that the photo studio is not good.
While they were talking, a few young people who had been waiting in line for a long time also came over.
A group of young people gathered around chattering and pointing out the photo studio from time to time.
The proprietress of the photo studio has been paying attention to this side since Jiang Jiani and the others got out of the car.
Seeing the young people queuing up here at their own side one after another, they went to take pictures over there, and pointed at each other at themselves, needless to say, they knew that they were saying bad things about themselves.
The proprietress had a fat face and went out with a broom.
As a result, when I went to the place, the good guy, four strong men of one meter eight, the monstrous momentum suddenly weakened, and said in a false voice:
"You, you can't take pictures here."
Jiang Jiani looked at the aggrieved and angry boss lady with a funny face: "Why? This little park was built by your family, huh? ”
The proprietress was disgusted when she saw this beautiful bride, especially when she heard other people say that they wanted to take pictures of them.
"Although it was not built by my house, what is the difference between my house and my house at my doorstep?"
"Hurry up, let's go, don't get in the way here."
"If you don't leave, be careful that I let people arrest you."
Jiang Jiani smiled and pointed to the community opposite the photo studio: "It's your home at the door of your house?" ”
"The neighborhood on the other side is also facing your door, and it's also your home?"
"Do you want to ask the people inside, if this house was bought by your family?"
"Forget it, there are a lot of people living in it, and it's too troublesome to ask one by one, so it's better to go directly to the street to do it."
"The people in the neighborhood office must know."
"After all, buying an entire community at once is a lot of money."
The face of the proprietress of the photo studio turned white: "You, you, me, I just said that, what are you doing on the line?" ”
Jiang Jiani: "What you said yourself is your family, I'll go find someone to confirm whether you are lying." ”
"If you don't lie and confirm that this is your family, we won't come here in the future."
"After all, we are poor ghosts, and we don't dare to get along with you, a rich man with millions of dollars."
On the one hand, the proprietress felt familiar with this, and on the other hand, she was frightened by her words.
Petty theft is happening now, as well as burglaries and kidnappings for ransom.
Her family doesn't have a few million, but there are still hundreds of thousands.
If any of the bad guys hear about their bad intentions, their family will be in bad luck.
She wants to learn how to sprinkle, but there are men and women here, and she is not this woman's opponent when she scolds the street, and no one will talk crooked when she is reasonable.
Let's fight, the four people on their side are fierce at first glance, that is, they call out all the clerks from their own men, and it is estimated that they are not enough for two people to beat them - their clerks are all girls, and they can't beat them.
Thinking about it, there is no way.
It's really no way, the proprietress turned her heart sideways, knelt on the ground with a plop, and Bang Bang Bang began to kowtow:
"Auntie, little ancestor, please, let me go."
"Just now I was ashamed to talk nonsense, I have eyes and don't know gold and jade, and it's not easy to do a small business, please treat me as a fart."