1854 Is It Possible That You Are Going to Pee Standing Up?
"Uh-huh......"
When the man's broad and slightly rough hands grabbed his ankles, a strange feeling came from Li Xiaoyun's body.
It's not painful, it's a little bit of an electric shock.
"Did I hurt you? It didn't take much force, and I haven't started kneading it yet. ”
Qin Shiming raised his head and asked, and couldn't help frowning.
Of course, he knew that the woman's ankle was not seriously injured, and it was not so bad that she would cry out in pain at the slightest touch, which was not reasonable.
"No, it doesn't hurt much, but it's bearable."
Li Xiaoyun blushed and whispered.
"I just said, how can it hurt so much? It's not in order. ”
Qin Shiming gently rubbed his hands until the skin was slightly hot, and after the wine on it dried up, he applied sake and then kneaded it.
Although Li Xiaoyun swiped the small video on her mobile phone, all her attention fell on the man.
The man squatted on the ground, and his eyes were serious and gentle, which made Li Xiaoyun feel a different kind of emotion in her heart, and she was thinking that it would be good if he could press his feet for a lifetime.
What gantry? What is the blood feud of the Li family? She could actually be thrown aside.
She is just an ordinary woman, but now her strength is average, and she doesn't even have the qualifications to enter the ancient realm, how can she take revenge?
It's better to find a man who loves you and loves you and marry.
"I'm asking you something."
Qin Shiming could naturally feel the woman's gaze, and suddenly raised his head and looked at Li Xiaoyun with a serious face.
"What's the matter?"
Li Xiaoyun's voice was rare and gentle, and there was a trace of love flowing in the depths of her eyes.
"Is it uncomfortable to wear a thong?"
Qin Shiming looked serious.
"Qin Shiming, you bastard......"
Li Xiaoyun's face turned red instantly, and she let out a roar of anger.
However, at this moment, Qin Shiming was holding the woman's ankle and slamming it.
"Click!"
There was a crisp sound, and Li Xiaoyun reacted.
Instead of a sprained foot, her foot was dislocated.
Qin Shiming deliberately provoked himself, diverted his attention, and then took advantage of his attention to move away from his feet, and then took the opportunity to start, it hurt at that moment, but because the time was very short, the pain was negligible.
"Whew!"
Qin Shiming let out a sigh, "Okay, the swelling of the ankle will disappear early tomorrow morning, but it is better to be neat, it is better to cultivate for two more days, it is not a big problem." ”
Qin Shiming clapped his hands and took out a cigarette from his trouser pocket and lit it.
Among all the factions of Chinese medicine, orthopedics is the most tiring one, just like Li Xiaoyun's dislocation.
The foot bears all the weight of the human body, and the bones are very tightly connected to the bones, so it is necessary to have a lot of strength to correct the bones, and at the same time to move the hands when the patient is not noticing.
Therefore, you can carefully observe that the Chinese medicine practitioners of the orthopedic sect are usually not very old, forty or fifty years old, in the prime of life, and have rich experience.
This type of person usually has a lot of hands.
Jingfang Chinese medicine is different, the age is usually over 60 years old, relying on the brain and experience to eat, does not require too much effort.
Qin Shiming actually saw at first glance that Li Xiaoyun had a dislocated ankle, and he never told Li Xiaoyun the truth, only said that he had sprained, but he didn't want the patient to have a psychological burden.
Deliberately provoke her, attract attention, and then surprise her with a move, and the effect is perfect.
"Okay, it's not early, you can rest well, I'll go back to sleep."
"Thank you."
Li Xiaoyun's voice was very small, her face was still very red, apologetic, and shy.
Of course, there is a little bit of disappointment.
That's it, don't want to know if the thong is comfortable to wear?
Qin Shiming naturally didn't know how entangled the woman was, and after returning to the bedroom, he went to bed to rest, he wanted to call Qian Duoduo to ask, but he was afraid that someone would move on the dog.
Forget it, if something really happens, Seven Kills will notify you.
Turn off the lights and go to bed.
"Didi...... Didi Di ......"
However, when I was dazed, the mobile phone on the table rang rapidly.
Qin Shiming took the mobile phone very unhappily, and was about to answer it, when he found that the call was from Li Xiaoyun.
"Woman, what a nuisance!"
There was no way, Qin Shiming could only put on his clothes and pants, and went to Li Xiaoyun's bedroom again.
"What's the matter? The thong is uncomfortable, and it needs to be replaced, right? Qin Shi understood the woman's glance, and said in his heart what kind of bells and whistles.
That's a lot.
"No, me, I want to go to the toilet, my feet hurt, I can't go, and the soles of my feet hurt when they touch the ground."
Li Xiaoyun blushed with shame, and her voice was as small as a mosquito.
"Forget it, I'm convinced."
Qin Shiming shook his head speechlessly, and walked to the side of the bed, "I'll help you walk over, or carry you over, you can choose yourself, don't say after a while that I take advantage of you or something, I'm about to die wronged." ”
"You can help me go." Li Xiaoyun thought about it, it was too intimate to go to the toilet with her arms, just like what a couple would do, after holding them to the bathroom to wash, she was interested, and she might have to come to the bathroom again.
"Okay."
Qin Shiming put one arm of Li Xiaoyun on his shoulder, and one hand held the waist of the woman, acting as a humanoid crutch, and sent Li Xiaoyun into the bathroom.
However, when Li Xiaoyun was about to sit down, she found that her right foot hurt more severely.
"I hurt so much, it seems to hurt as soon as I squat, I can't stand it......"
"What can I do if I can't stand it? You can't pee standing up, you can't pee standing up. Qin Shiming rolled his eyes.
Peeing is such a thing, you can only come in person, and others can't help.
"you."
Li Xiaoyun blushed and glared at Qin Shiming viciously.
"If you don't bear with it, I'll pee ...... you"
"Get out!"
When Li Xiaoyun heard this, she was even more annoyed, this anger, the urge to urinate was a little more urgent, and it was really uncomfortable.
"Then I'm really leaving, I fell in the toilet for a while, don't call me, understand?" Qin Shiming was not used to the stinky problem of women, and made a gesture to push Li Xiaoyun away.
"Don't, I'm wrong, I'm wrong, you don't get out."
Li Xiaoyun was also afraid, and hurriedly apologized.
"It's definitely not okay to pee standing up, give you urine, and you agree, then you can only endure the pain and squat, or you can bear it again, and I will send you to the hospital to insert a urinary catheter?"
"No way!"
Li Xiaoyun refused directly, she wanted face.
"What then?"
"You, you turn around first, then stand next to me, take my hand, and I slowly squat down and give it a try." Li Xiaoyun thought of a way to continue to let Qin Shiming act as her crutch.
"Okay."
Qin Shiming turned sideways according to Li Xiaoyun's request, and then reached out to pull Li Xiaoyun's right hand, and one foot cushioned Li Xiaoyun's right foot, trying not to let the hamstrings be pulled by the force.
Finally, after about three minutes of busy work, Li Xiaoyun squatted down.
However, five minutes passed, and the sound of water was still not heard.
"Hey, you're peeing, aren't you urgent? Why haven't you started yet? ”
Qin Shiming waited a little anxiously.
"You're standing next to you, I'm so nervous I can't pee." Li Xiaoyun blushed in shame.
"Shall I go?"
"What should I do if you're gone?"
“……”
Qin Shiming was speechless, woman, what a trouble!