"But I'm really nervous, I can't pee."

Li Xiaoyun was very aggrieved.

I've been putting up with it for a long time, but after sitting down, I just can't pee, like the door is blocked.

"I don't understand what you're nervous about."

Qin Shiming shook his head and muttered to himself, "What? I'm worried that someone will be waiting to steal the urine when it comes out. ”

"you, can you be serious?"

Li Xiaoyun was so angry that she pinched Qin Shiming's waist.

"Shhh

Qin Shiming gasped, the stinky girls were quite ruthless.

"Aren't you a doctor? Aren't you a miracle doctor? You hurry up and figure out how I can pee out, hurry up, I'm about to explode. Li Xiaoyun pushed the problem to Qin Shiming.

"Hey!"

Qin Shiming sighed bitterly, "You close your eyes, and then listen to me whistle and shhh...... Shhhhh......h

"you, you really treat me like a child, pee, how old am I?"

Li Xiaoyun was angry and laughed.

Qin Shiming didn't respond, and turned on the faucet on the side.

As soon as the sound of rushing water sounded, Li Xiaoyun's expression was not quite right.

Finally, after a thousand miles, the impact of the sound is quite strong.

"Whew!"

Li Xiaoyun let out a long breath of turbidity, which was much more comfortable this time.

"Are you deliberately fixing me? I know that boiling faucets have an effect, why do I use them now? ”

Li Xiaoyun reacted.

"It's a trick, don't use it easily, after all, it's a waste of water."

“……”

Li Xiaoyun gritted her teeth in anger, and would rather be suffocated to death by urine than put some water.

"And this method, in fact, often women who have given birth forever, especially those who give birth naturally, because when they give birth, they press the internal organs, so although the urge to urinate is very strong, they just can't urinate."

"Just turn on the faucet next to it, as long as you hear the sound of rushing water, it will immediately pee out."

Qin Shiming's voice rose again, "The nurses in the hospital know this trick, don't you understand?" ”

Life, in fact, is like this, and many small tricks can solve big problems.

Don't think that no one will be suffocated by urine, there really are, and there are quite a few.

For example, uremia patients, in fact, dialysis, is to discharge the urine accumulated in the body, because uremia patients are kidney function disappears.

In addition, Qin Shiming had really heard of it.

Said a person to play mahjong with people during the New Year, good luck, people who play cards know that the last trip to the toilet, on a change of luck, this person does not want their good luck to be interrupted, hold back a whole afternoon not to go to the toilet, has been suffocating, until the evening, the bladder can not bear the huge pressure, directly exploded.

The person was rescued, well, the doctor tried very hard, but the patient was not angry and did not come to the rescue.

Qin Shiming didn't dare to guarantee that this information was true, but holding urine was really bad, and it would bring a huge burden to people's body organs.

"You just deliberately didn't tell me, look at me ugly, hum!"

Li Xiaoyun hates her teeth so much, she rarely goes to the hospital, how do you know these tips?

"Okay, stop the ink, hurry up, the toilet hasn't been flushed yet, doesn't it smell annoying?" Qin Shiming urged.

I haven't urinated for a long time, but after a bubble comes out, this smell is very strong.

Anyway, he couldn't stand it anymore.

“……”

Li Xiaoyun's face turned red again, and she slowly got up.

"Bang!"

Another ass sat on the toilet lid.

"What's wrong?"

Qin Shiming hurriedly asked, but he didn't turn around, for fear of seeing something he shouldn't see, and cried for a while to be responsible.

"My feet are numb and I can't stand up."

"Shall I carry you to bed?"

Qin Shiming proposed.

"But I haven't lifted my pants yet......" Li Xiaoyun's face was redder and hotter.

"Uh......"

Qin Shiming was stunned for a moment, and then proposed: "Otherwise, you pull the skirt down a little and block it with your hands, and I will carry you to the bed again, and after I leave, you can slowly lift it up yourself, how about it?" ”

"Well, well."

After thinking about it again, there was no other good way but to follow Qin Shiming's advice.

However, when Qin Shiming just turned around and was about to hug, he suddenly stopped again, looked at Li Xiaoyun with a strange expression, and asked the fox: "Did you shake after you just finished peeing?" ”

"Huh? What do you mean? ”

Li Xiaoyun looked dazed.

"Haven't you heard? I don't shake when I pee, there's still one in it, so you have to clean it up, otherwise I'll hug you in a while and give me a leak, what should I do? ”

Qin Shiming raised his concerns.

"Qin Shiming, you bastard, I'm a girl!"

Li Xiaoyun finally got angry.

Shake?

How does she shake as a woman? That's what a man does when he has finished urinating.

How do you shake yourself?

He still dislikes himself, stinky man, and his wife doesn't dislike him, okay?

"Uh, it seems to be too, the external structure is not the same, my fault, my fault, I see you as a man, hehe." Qin Shiming smiled, and then hugged the woman horizontally.

But when she walked to the side of the bed, the woman's thong slipped down her leg and wrist.

It's over, it's like not wearing it.

"Ahem, I'll go back to the bedroom to rest first."

Qin Shiming pretended not to see it, and after pulling the quilt over the woman, he turned around and strode away.

You can't help her lift her pants again, can you?

Forget it, more is better than less, in fact, it is more comfortable to fall asleep without clothes.

Fortunately, in the second half of the night, Li Xiaoyun didn't call Qin Shiming again to ask Qin Shiming for help, and she slept very comfortably and steadily. On the contrary, when she woke up the next morning, Li Xiaoyun had already put on her clothes and pants and sat on the sofa watching TV.

The foot was still a little red and swollen, but it was much better than last night.

"Looks like you're recovering well."

Qin Shiming glanced at the woman's feet and said nothing about what happened last night, "You have a good rest at home today, and someone brought you food, you don't have to worry." ”

"Okay."

Li Xiaoyun didn't mention last night's incident, and obeyed the man's arrangement.

Subsequently, after Qin Shiming made breakfast for the woman, he hurriedly went out with his mobile phone and car keys.

When he arrived at the Orchid Building, Qian Duoduo hadn't come over, so Qin Shiming went directly to the old ghost's "e-sports room".

"Boss Qin, this Aso Kazuo didn't die unjustly at all, dogs, he has harmed a lot of people." The old ghost's eyes were a little dark, and he must have stayed up late last night.

"Well, don't mention this person, he's dead anyway."

Qin Shiming shook his head and said, "Are you planning to develop in the footbasin chicken for a long time in the future?" ”

"Does Boss Qin have any arrangements?" The old ghost is also a smart person, and he knows that since Qin Shiming asked so, he must have something to talk about.

"Arrangement?"

Qin Shiming shook his head lightly, looked at the old ghost with a smile and said, "You are not my person, can I trust you?" ”

“……”

The old ghost looked pale and smiled dryly, there are some things that everyone can tacitly understand, and there is no need to say it.

"When I called the fat man to urge the money, he said that I had something to do with him."

Qin Shiming diverted the topic, took out his mobile phone and swiped the small video.