Chapter Twenty-Three: Four Tribulations in a Row

Yu Ren was in a circle all the way, his two hits were solid, and he felt that his brain was swinging in his mind during the bumps along the way, and he forced his neck to keep his head still, for fear that the brain would be subverted all of a sudden.

And this stalk with his neck not moving, is the most like a mentally ill person.

As Yu Shu just stood in front of the door of the mental hospital, three or five doctors immediately rushed out of the hospital, shouting at Yu Shu as they ran, "Get out of him!"

Yu Shu's IQ is almost 0 now, he came out of the boundless darkness, he feels that everyone in this bright world can be trusted, they are all hope for him, the only person who cannot be trusted may be his father who is in trouble with him.

Without hesitation, he let go of the hand that was holding his father's arm, stepped back to the side, and stood fearfully.

At this time, the doctors had already come to the vicinity and surrounded Yu Ren.

Yu Ren felt that he was surrounded by airtightness, and hurriedly asked in a loud voice, "Ahhh

"Do you know how dangerous it is for you to deliver it alone?" one of the doctors rebuked Yu Shu.

Yu Shu was dazed and nodded.

Yu Ren, who was surrounded by him, calmed down in a trance at this time, "Yu Shu! What are you doing? Where are you going to get Lao Tzu?!"

When Yu Shu heard this, he silently raised his head to see where they were, but when he saw the four huge golden characters on the tall building, he suddenly eased up, and his IQ was online again.

"Ahh

The doctor next to Yu Shu glanced at the doctor next to Yu Ren, and a doctor over there approached Yu Shu silently. Yu Shu knew that this was to control himself.

"We're really not mentally ill, if we're not, will we join hands in front of the mental hospital?" Yu Shu hurriedly said.

"If you're not, who is a normal person who comes to the door of the mental hospital at night and pretends to be mentally ill with a stalk on his neck?" the doctor asked, glancing at Yu Ren as he spoke, only to find that Yu Ren no longer had a stalk on his neck.

He carefully observed the mental condition of the Yu family's father and son, and found that there really was no problem, so he nodded and said slowly: "Yes, you are not sick......

Yu Shu nodded hurriedly, "Yes, yes, we are not sick." ”

"You're here to make trouble!" the doctor got angry as he spoke, and kicked Yu Shu's ass with his foot, but he didn't make any effort, and then shouted, "Get out!"

Yu Ren was liberated and left the psychiatric hospital with Yu Shu in disgrace.

On the way back, Yu Ren taught Yu Shu a good lesson, and Yu Shu was simply useless.

"I spoil you and get used to you on weekdays! It seems that it's wrong, Lao Tzu hasn't come yet! If you don't send me to a nursing home, just send me to a mental hospital?

He was already very angry today, and he didn't say anything at all when he taught Yu Shu a lesson.

"You don't want to inherit Lao Tzu's Wanguan family wealth in the future! I just gave it to the beggars on the street......

"Knock", the sound of a bowl slamming on the ground, a beggar in tattered clothes crawled over from the shadows, and at this moment crawled to the bright place, showing a mouth full of black teeth at Yu Shule.

"Uh......" Yu Shu hurriedly walked a few steps, "Lao Tzu just gave the money to ......" he said and looked around, "It was given to Miss ......"

"Step!" There was a sound of his heels hitting the ground, and under the street lamp in the distance, a scantily clad young lady scratching her head and posing danced with the hair in her hands, looking at Yu Ren with affection.

"......", Yu Ren walked briskly again, and continued, "Lao Tzu just gives all the money to those corrupt officials and corrupt officials, and he doesn't leave you a penny!"

Yu Shu learned from the experience just now, and hurriedly looked around, but did not see the so-called officials.

Yu Ren looked at Yu Shu with disappointment, "If you say you're stupid, you're not smart! Corrupt officials are so easy to show themselves in front of people......?

Yu Ren has probably talked about half of his life's words on this night all the way since then, and the important and trivial things have all been carefully analyzed by Yu Shu, and no matter how much Yu Shu can receive, all of them have been instilled into his mind.

He was talking vigorously, when suddenly his foot broke, and he was about to pounce forward, but fortunately he ran a few steps under his feet, and finally did not trip. He looked back, and there was not a single stone on the paved asphalt under the street lamp.

He continued to walk disapprovingly, and it didn't take long for him to stumble under his feet again, The reaction was not as good as the last time, but it was not slow, he reached out and dragged himself. When he looked back, it was still a smooth and clean road.

"Hey, that's weird. This time he became cautious, first rubbing his feet on the ground, but he did not notice anything in the way, and then began to walk slowly, and finally became normal, and the suspicions he raised were put down again.

"Probably just in time. Oops!" Before he could finish speaking, he stumbled under his feet, and he didn't react so quickly for a while, "bang", he slammed on the ground, and a dog gnawed on the mud. And Yu Shu was not spared on the side, the father and son both fell to the ground together, the two of them moved in unison, and in the process of falling to the ground, they once wanted to stand up and stiffly straightened their legs, but it turned out to be useless, at this time they looked like two ostriches that stuck their heads in the sand.

"Hell yes. Yu Ren propped his head and popped out of his mouth.

Yu Shu suddenly became excited, "Dad, do you remember what Mr. Shen said at noon, he said that there would be other troubles coming to the door......

"Don't fucking believe him nonsense! Why is there an immortal in this world, and my cyst was harmed by the gods! Make it up a little more truthfully, what kind of fucking identity of my mother has been favored by the gods, and they still come to assassinate me? I am a demon who exterminates the world? This is just a coincidence!"

Yu Ren stood up and rubbed his face, "Hey, this time our father and son go slowly, how can there be such an evil thing that falls all the way?!"

So the two of them joined hands with each other and walked back slowly, but mortals are really too weak in front of divine power, how can you not fall if you want to fall? But seeing that the father and son of the Yu family walked a few steps in unison along the way, they fell quite consistently, if one of them can stabilize his body, but because he holds hands, the other will always be brought down.

So back and forth, they have walked this road thousands of times, and for the first time they have walked so strangely, so "affectionately", their lip prints are deeply imprinted on the land.

Finally, they came to a familiar place - the barbecue stand that had not changed for thousands of years.

"We're at the base area, let's take a break!" Yu Shu squatted there all of a sudden, the stalls there had been put away, and he was squatting in the open space, even if he was squatting at the moment, he was more at ease than standing.

"No, we've fallen all the way here, and then insist on falling home! Raise him and won't leave the door for half a year! You are squatting here now, and you won't dare to leave later!" Yu Ren hurriedly stepped forward to drag Yu Shu, but Yu Shu squatted with a lot of strength, and as soon as he dragged him, he dragged Yu Ren down as well.

"Hmm!" Yu Ren squatted down and felt that his head was no longer dizzy, and his heart was not panicked, "It's cold in high places! This center of gravity is good!" he said and lay down on the ground, "Get up early tomorrow, let's fall back again." ”

"Poof, lala!" a small bird flew in the sky and landed on the shoulders of a person standing high on the branches of a tree in the distance, and spoke, "As you expected, the gods of the Yu family began a new round of revenge, and they fell all the way to the barbecue stand, and at this time they squatted and lay down and didn't dare to leave." ”

Dange, who was dressed in white standing on a high branch, looked up at the moon, "Then let's help this god, let's have dinner now." Don't your buddies have the urge to go to the bathroom?"

"Snort. I get it. As he spoke, Zigui flapped his wings and left, flew into a jungle by the roadside, and sang a few times: "Hey, I found the public toilet! Get up and go to the toilet!" Then the whole jungle was alarmed, and thousands of birds flew high in the sky.

Dange started with a head, flying high above the barbecue stand, and the birds knew it and gathered here.

And Yu Ren, who was lying on the ground, was really sleepy at this time, and just yawned, "Ah!"

"Smack!" a lump of bird droppings hit the throat and eyes!

"Goo-dong!" Yu Ren swallowed directly, because it didn't pass through the tongue, and it didn't taste salty.

"What?" Yu Ren opened his eyes and saw an overwhelming lump of white material falling from the sky, "Ouch!"

The rain of dung smashed on Yu Ren and Yu Shu's body, and the two hurriedly dodged.

Zigui sang again: "Guys, urinate in the pool, and poop into the pit." Aim, the pits have been moved!"

The birds didn't respond at all, they all took aim with all their hearts. By the time the thousands of birds are resolved, the father and son of the Yu family underground have been transformed and renewed.

Originally, both of them were wearing blue and black suits, but now they are already wearing gray and white suits, with swirls and bulges on them, which is a cherished "embroidery" process.

"Dad!" Yu Shu was about to cry, his face was covered in bird droppings.

"What are you crying about, it's good that your mother is here, you can die of joy. It's almost time to blend out. Yu Ren said and stepped forward, "Bang!"

He stepped on guano and threw himself on all fours.

"Ouch! I said Shu'er, tomorrow morning, you can go and invite Mr. Shen. I took it, it's not as good as me getting a cyst to live on! ”

......

"It's a fun family. Dan Ge laughed. This family is not a bad person, but they are more suspicious, and they are more confident and stubborn, of course, whoever changes it, when they hear Dange's ridiculous worldview, they don't think it's true.

But facts speak louder than words, and at this time the Yu family has obviously begun to believe.

"You don't know how miserable they are, their suits, hey, just like you. ”

"Go, go, go. Dan Ge swept away the rules and didn't let him stand on his shoulders, the scene that happened to the Yu family was really shocking, and Dan Ge had palpitations.

"They said they were going to invite you, what do you think?"

Dan Ge shook his head, "This matter is not over yet. This is their first disaster?"

"The fourth, count ours. ”

"Then there will be five more calamities, and no matter how small the god's anger is, we will have to give enough face! When they are done, they will be convinced of my words, and then we will take action again. ”