The two Dange on that side obviously had no intention of coming to the rescue, and the two people on this side obviously had no intention of asking for help. Their current appearance is not visible at all, as long as they stand motionless on the spot, they are two white stone statues.

The two of them wanted to rest at the barbecue stall, but there was no chance for a while, not to mention that there was no place to settle there, there was still a sound of "fluttering" in the sky, probably these birds were hovering in the sky, staring at each other, holding back the second bubble!

And being tossed by these birds, the two of them were not tired, so they simply rushed home.

But they regretted it a little when they started to leave.

The previous disasters were all once and again, and this time because of Dan Ge Zigui's intervention, the former fell into the disaster of not before, and Dan Ge Zigui's "icing on the cake" came, and this fall was not easy.

The two of them walked less than two steps, "pop" is a fall, the front of the ground, the clothes are full of bird droppings, slippery, "pull" slid forward, and then got up and slipped under the feet, "snap" fell on the ground on his back, and his back was full of dung, and he slid back to the original point.

The two of them fell twice and stood up at the barbecue stall.

"Dad, what kind of god has our family offended, if we suffer from this crime, we can't tell if we want to invite Mr. Shen or not, there is no way, our family will have to drown in this dung heap sooner or later. Yu Shuzhan stood majestically in place, not daring to take a step.

"Who knows if your kid is causing something outside!

"You're to blame. The night before you got sick, you were drunk and unconscious, and you must have done something to offend the gods, and the next morning you had grown that cyst. The sin we suffered at this time must be because you have recovered from your illness, and people have to torture us in different ways!"

Yu Ren couldn't deny that it was true that he caused the sin they suffered, but when he offended the gods, he didn't know at all. "That'...... , then I'm drunk and I know something, I remember where I peed, what does that have to do with the gods?!"

"Where are you peeing?"

"Inquire about this...... , behind the main hall, what's wrong?!"

"You have nothing to do with the gods...... , but there is a toilet not far from the main hall, and you are afraid that others will steal our house and leave a mark there?"

"Poor mouth, you little rabbit cub!" said Yu Ren pretended to fight, just raised his hand, his feet were unstable, he fell to the ground with a "snap", then slipped away, then stood up and fell, and finally obediently slid back to Yu Shu's feet.

"Smash, come down, Dad is a little dizzy when he sees you standing. ”

Yu Shu squatted down obediently, and then slowly sat on the ground, "Dad, let's just slide back like this, don't stand up." ”

Although it was a little indecent, for Yu Ren, at this life-critical moment, he still chose to compromise - he felt that he would fall apart if he fell again. Fortunately, it was at night, and there was no good thing on the street to go out for a walk at night.

The two crawled forward, never encountering any disasters along the way, and climbed to the gate of the courtyard unharmed, only to draw two white traces on the road, extending from the barbecue stall to the alley where Yu's house was.

The two of them climbed into the courtyard gate, and felt that their bodies were lighter, and their minds were much clearer, and they stood up with a sense of feeling, and tried to jump on the spot, feeling that they would not fall!

And in the dense forest, Dan Ge was already there, and Zigui also changed into a human form to accompany him.

"It seems like the show is over. Zigui said.

"It's just the first half, the second half is still in full swing. As Dan Ge spoke, his eyes couldn't help but look at the north of the courtyard, where was the main hall, and secretly thought, "A drunken man just remembers where he a soak of urine, hasn't he really encountered anything else?"

"Then we'll see. ”

......

And in a secret cave, angry voices echoed in the cave: "Why am I a god? Why am my children also gods, we are all burdened by the Godhead, my children are dying because of the Godhead, and I can't avenge them because of the Godhead!"

"Yu Ren, I wish this was your last night's sleep!Ah, my son......"

The stars in the long night twinkled, as if between waking up and sleeping, blinking, the moonlight held them in their arms, and they did not know when they would be completely extinguished, never to exist again, and the moonlight could only guard a land, but could not fall even a grain of rice to the earth for the loss of the stars.

In the long night, the wind rose again, whistling into the forest, and the sound of whimpering sounded up and down the world, but it could not wake up the wicked who confessed their innocence.

"Sleep, my son, you still know how to cherish this poor night's sleep. ”

......

The Yu family had nothing to do all night, and when the next day was hanging high tomorrow and the dazzling light was almost everywhere, the Yu family all woke up safely.

"Ah~, is it still night, I feel like I've been asleep for a long time. Yu Ren sat up from the bed and looked at his watch, "Eleven o'clock?"

At this time, Mrs. Yu came in from outside the door, "No, it's noon." ”

"At noon, it's cloudy enough!" Yu Ren looked outside.

Mrs. Yu lowered her head and paused, sang a breath, and said, "Heh, it's a sunny day today. He turned around and walked out of the room.

"What?" Yu Ren hurriedly got up and walked out of the house.

Looking at the sky, the sky was blue and cloudless, and only the Yu family was gathered in darkness, and the sunlight ignored their family.

Mrs. Yu looked at the sky, frowned, and asked with a straight face, "Yu Ren, what did you do to put our family in this situation?!"

Yu Ren's eyes were full of confusion, "Now it seems that I have offended the gods, but I don't know what I have done to offend the gods!"

"It doesn't matter if you don't know, let's forgive our sins, we will build an ancestral hall for him, build a temple and make a golden body, do you want our family to suffer the revenge of the gods forever?!"

Yu Ren nodded again and again, "I'll go now, go and invite Mr. Shen to come!" He had the intention of inviting Mr. Shen last night, he said that he turned back to the house to get dressed, and as soon as he picked up a piece of clothing, he smelled a foul smell.

"Hmm, haven't you washed these clothes?" asked Mrs. Yu.

"What's wrong?" Mrs. Yu was just about to step into the house when a stench hit her, "Oh, how long have you not taken a bath?"

"It's not me! it's a fox smell, it's on this clothes, ah no, it's on its pants, it's all over the house. Yu Ren kept fanning his hands in front of him, and exited the room in three or two steps.

Mrs. Yu grabbed Yu Ren, "Yes, you were always squinting last year, and now the house is full of fox smell, are you losing any fox spirit?"

Yu Ren shook off her hand angrily, "How can you be so whimsical?!"

At this moment, Yu Shu happened to come running, "Dad! Oh no! I heard a noise in the north in the east chamber, it must be the ancestral hall...... Wow, what's your smell here!"

"What's wrong with the ancestral hall, let's go over with me and have a look," Yu Ren turned to Mrs. Yu after speaking, not forgetting to taunt, "You just guard here, maybe you are really going to come out of a fox spirit later?"

The father and son of the Yu family rushed to the ancestral hall in the northeast corner of the courtyard, only to see that the door of the ancestral hall was open, and the ancestral tablets enshrined in it were all divided into two without exception, scattered on the table, and the incense ash in front of the table was sprinkled on the ground, and the red cloth spread on the table was torn and scattered everywhere on the ground piece by piece.

The ancestral ancestral hall is not peaceful, it seems that the god is not small, this matter has reached a critical juncture, Yu Ren immediately gave an order to Yu Shu: "Son, you go to the Star Hotel 403 to invite Mr. Shen, no matter what, you have to be invited, you can agree to any conditions, go quickly!"

Yu Shu immediately left the ancestral hall and went to find Dange Zigui.

And Yu Ren's side, since the ancestral hall was tossed like this, he simply didn't clean it up, turned around and ran to the main hall.

Before coming to the main hall, Mrs. Yu was wiping her tears, crying so much that she was not sad.

Yu Ren felt sad for a while, walked over slowly, hugged Mrs. Yu, "I have wronged you......"

Mrs. Yu pushed Yu Ren away, glanced at her, and said, "When are you playing romance with me, the old lady is choking on the smell!"

Yu Ren walked into the house with a flat mouth, took out his clothes and pants and shook them outside, and turned to Mrs. Yu, "What about perfume? What brand to take, take it out, I'm going out to invite someone now, how angry Lao Tzu must be wearing this body!"

Mrs. Yu pursed her lips, went into the house and took out the perfume and sprayed it on Yu Ren's clothes, but the combination of the fragrance and the smell turned into another strange smell.

"Well, it looks like it was in the armpit just now, and now it looks like it's been pulled out of the crotch. Yu Ren threw the clothes on the ground and kicked them far away, "Stay honest, wait for your son to come back." ”

Before he could finish speaking, he heard a "buzz" in his ears, and from the outside to the inside, a sound came into his head, "Daughter-in-law!" he shouted, but to him, his voice seemed to come from a long distance.

"What?" Mrs. Yu looked at Yu Ren and saw him with a painful expression, "What's wrong with you?"

And in Yu Ren's world, Mrs. Yu just opened her mouth, and there was no sound, or she was completely covered by the ringing in his head.

The pitch of the sound began to gradually increase, and Yu Ren only felt that his soul was about to rise with this sound, and it was about to come out of his body. At this critical point, the sound suddenly disappeared and became the voice of countless people.

"Yu Ren, you can't take care of this story before and after, and you don't have any sincerity at all. ”

"Get out of him!"

"He's not mentally ill!"

"You're a blame!"

"Do you want our family to suffer the revenge of the gods forever?!"

"My son, my son!"

......

Countless cacophony voices echoed in his head, all talking about his badness.

"No!" Yu Ren fell to the ground in pain holding his head, "Help, help me!"