Chapter 081: Lao Hei is a real ghost
"Ah——h
"Dead, dead, dead!"
Bai Wuchang went crazy in an instant, wearing big blue slippers, and kept spinning on the ground: "You dead girl, you can make me miserable now!ah——"
Pick up your phone.
Bai Wuchang: "BOSS! I slipped my hand just now, I sent it wrong, that message was not sent to you!"
Yama: Don't explain, what is the explanation, you know......
Yama: Also, you dare to go out for a drink when you're not resting!?
King Yama: Hmph, hmph, hmph, hmph......
Bai Wuchang: "BOSS! please let it go...... Xiaobai doesn't want to go up the knife mountain, doesn't want to go to the oil pot, BOSS......!
"......" Ma Yingzi.
"......" Chen Daxiu.
This Nima, is it really the soul seducer Bai Impermanence?
I also know foreign languages!
King Yama: "Hahaha, stupid fork! I'm scared, I'm the judge, the boss's mobile phone has no yin, put it in the office to flush the yin." Hahaha......"
Bai Wuchang: "Your sister is urging you, you're scared of me...... By the way, what about the boss? He's not here?"
King Yama: "The boss went to the eighteenth basement floor for a meeting, and it is said that it is about the annual vacation, but the details are not clear. ”
Bai Wuchang: "Oh, fortunately, he's not here. Alas, Lao Xuan, you quickly deleted this chat history, and when you go back, I will invite you to watch a small movie. ”
Urging the judge: "Is this true?"
Bai Wuchang: "Absolutely serious, moreover, they are all high-quality products!"
Urging the judge: "Oh, oh, wait, dear." ”
Bai Wuchang: "Interesting!"
Urging Judge: Deleted!
Urging Judge: Well, if you don't count, in the winter, you don't have cotton pants!
"Hey!
Bai Wuchang smiled bitterly: "Oh, I finally escaped a catastrophe." Hey, dead girl, it's all your fault, you're hairy, and you almost hurt me!"
"People don't know that your phone can't be touched. ”
Ma Yingzi pursed her lips and said coquettishly to him: "Uncle Bai, you better send a message to Hei Wuchang quickly, how much time has this been delayed......"
"Yes, Brother Bai, you can do it, hurry up, ah!" Chen Daxiu added.
It's also said that Ma Yingzi is for herself, Meng is also sold, and Jiao is also sprinkled, you can't say a word, pretend to be dead, right?
Although he is about to become a dead man.
"Okay, good, I'll send it right away!"
Bai Wuchang couldn't stand these two living treasures anymore, so he pressed his fingers and sent the old black hair over.
Bai Wuchang: Lao Tzu went to drink, goodbye!
Fortunately, Brother Bai can also copy and paste, otherwise it would take more than five minutes to type.
Ding——
Black Impermanence: Lie to me, right?
Ding——
Black Impermanence: I won't be fooled by you.
Ding——
Black Impermanence: The ...... Are you really drinking?
Ding——
Black Impermanence: Hey, Lao Bai, are you still talking?
Ding——
Black Impermanence: It's boring?
Ding——
Black Impermanence: Okay, big brother, I'm convinced, where are you, send me a position... (Three shy emojis)
Black Impermanence: Isn't that a flower restaurant?
Black Impermanence: Leave me some, I'll be there soon!
......
Sure enough, Brother Bai didn't say a word, but it made Lao Hei's heart bottomless.
Within half a minute, Lao Hei couldn't bear it.
According to the address of Bai Wuchang's voice, a puff of black smoke escaped from a certain place.
Then, he escaped from the bathroom of the Red Flower Club.
"Where's the good wine, where is the good wine?" said a handsome man in a suit and leather shoes.
This person is the old black in Brother Bai's mouth.
But unlike Brother Bai, Lao Hei is not scary at all, and he is also an invincible handsome man.
So handsome that men want to fall in love with his rhythm.
It's no exaggeration to say that this product is so handsome!
Tall, burly figure, bald head without hat, deep blue eyes, firm small nose bridge, indescribable natural coordination of facial features, it is almost as good as the prison escape hero.
"Wow, so handsome......" Ma Yingzi's heart exploded in an instant.
If she knew that Hei Wuchang was so handsome, she wouldn't have cooperated with Bai Wuchang.
But then again, it's not up to her to decide who to work with, it has to go back to the ancestors of their Ma family.
"Hey, Lao Bai, what about good wine, didn't you mean drinking?" said Hei Impermanence impatiently.
Obviously, he didn't take Ma Yingzi seriously.
Chen Daxiu thought to himself: This old black is a bad person.
It's no wonder that Ya is so handsome, there must be no shortage of women's love.
Even my heroic master can't get into the eyes of this product, but think about how handsome this old girl is.
"Yes, it's drinking, but you have to help my brother return his soul before I can invite you to drink!" Bai Wuchang smiled lightly.
"Your brother, the one in the mirror?"
Lao Hei raised his eyelids and looked at it: "It seems to be a mortal, I said Lao Bai, how can you call a mortal a brother? This is too detrimental to our identity as a soul seducer." ”
"He has a lot of good wine. Brother Bai leaned into his ear and said softly.
"Huh?"
Lao Hei's eyes lit up instantly: "Your nonsense, can I believe it?"
Lao Hei was a little hesitant, because Brother Bai usually tricked him, and Lao Hei was often tricked.
If you don't talk nonsense, it's impermanence!
But Lao Hei can't resist the temptation of fine wine, even if there is a risk of being tricked, he has to give it a try.
"Do you have good wine?" Lao Hei asked, standing in front of Chen Daxiu.
"Yes, of course, but that's it, first come, first served!"
Chen Daxiu is not stupid, now returning the soul is the goal, as long as the soul is returned, even if Lao Hei is not satisfied in the end, he can't do anything to himself.
Besides, there is Brother Bai here, he is black and impermanent, and he dares to openly hook his soul?
"What do you mean by this one-only, first-come, first-served?" asked Hei Wuchang.
"It means that if you don't hurry up and help me return my soul, that good bottle of wine may be sold to someone, so Brother Hei, you have to hurry up, hehe. Chen Daxiu smiled evilly.
"This ......"
Although Hei Wuchang is not stupid, in terms of scheming, he is far worse than Brother Bai and Chen Daxiu.
Lao Hei is a well-known real ghost in the netherworld, and he usually doesn't have any heart.
Just like Brother Bai sent him WeChat this time, it didn't take long for Lao Hei's heart to fail.
The temptation of wine is to let him die, and he doesn't care.
Of course, he is a ghost himself, and it is impossible for him to die again.
"Okay, I'll promise to help you rejuvenate your soul, but you'll have to give me real wine, or you'll ......" The old black eyes narrowed, shooting out two cold lights.
"Otherwise, I won't have to die!" Chen Daxiu cursed.
In fact, this kind of gambling curse doesn't work at all.
As the saying goes: Hades taught you to die in the third watch, and no one kept you until the fifth watch.
In the same way, even if you want to die early, you still can't die if your life is not counted.
So Chen Daxiu doesn't care about these at all.
"Hmmm....."
Hei Wuchang nodded, clasped his palms together, and recited the incantation: "Dust to dust, dust to dust...... Huh, there's a seal on this mirror?"
"Seal me and I'll solve it!"
Ma Yingzi knew that she still had some yang spirit energy in her body, and she also knew the sealing magic of Nanyang Gate, so she used Dao magic to break the sealing spell on the mirror in a few clicks.
Woooo
The three souls and seven spirits all returned to their places, and Hei Wuchang squatted down and lightly touched Chen Daxiu's mud pill palace.
Whew——
A glimmer of light flashed, and the soul protection membrane on the Mud Pill Palace was regenerated.
The next second.
Chen Daxiu's eyelids picked - alive!