Chapter 080: Lao Hei's Preferences
"Yes, Brother Bai, you are delaying, your brother and I will have no life, and neither of us will be able to see the update of the small movie at that time, ah?" Chen Daxiu was polite on the surface, but in fact, he was already threatening him with the matter of the small movie.
In fact, Bai Wuchang is not unsympathetic, but when it comes to his partner Lao Hei, he won't fight in one place!
"Come on, come on, I'll be scolding him in the future, you wait. ”
Bai Wuchang took out his brand-new underworld version of the Apple 18 and shouted under the phone: "Old black, old black, please answer if you receive it, please answer when you receive it." ”
Poof-
Chen Daxiu also has no body, otherwise he would have to squirt blood with Master Yingzi!
I've got a big grass.
It turns out that the prefecture also has WeChat.
"Isn't that weird?"
Bai Wuchang said: "After you people in the world die, you will naturally go to the underworld." So...... We also have mobile phones, we also use WeChat, and we also drink Trensu!"
"Uh...... Well, it's our ignorance...... "The master and apprentice really underestimate the underworld."
But there is one thing, the underworld has never been there.
That's the little movie!
Because small movies are contraband in the underworld, they have not been allowed to be developed.
Otherwise, Bai Wuchang would not be able to easily become Chen Daxiu's sworn brother.
Ding——
Soon, a WeChat message came back.
"Hello, the phone you dialed is turned off, please call again later. Sorry! The subscriber you dialed is power off , Please ......" said a majestic voice.
"Turn off your sister's machine! Is the WeChat I obviously sent good!"
Bai Wuchang roared very unhappily: "Your old girl's voice is so rough! I don't like it at all! I can hear this at a glance!"
At a glance......
Hear it?......
Hehe!
Chen Daxiu and Master Yingzi looked at each other, the corners of their mouths raised slightly, and they tacitly agreed.
"Hurry up, I'm looking for your help if I have something! The address is: the bathroom on the first floor of the Honghua Club in Longling City! I'll send you the location in a moment!" Bai Wuchang said angrily.
It seems that if it weren't for his sworn brother Chen Daxiu, he wouldn't have asked Lao Hei for help.
After a while, the Apple 18 came with news again.
Ding——
It's still the old brunette.
It's a very short voice that lasts only two seconds.
"......" white impermanence.
"......" Ma Yingzi.
"......" Chen Daxiu.
What will be a two-second voice?
Good?
Not available?
Who are you?
Click on!
Bai Wuchang tapped the screen.
"Silly!
Poof-
The three of them spurted out three mouthfuls of old blood together.
I thought that Hei Wuchang would agree or refuse, but I never expected him to say such two words.
This is Chiguoguo's provocation!
It's a public insult to Brother Bai!
And that voice is still in non-handset mode!
Exactly: is tolerable, and urine is unbearable!
Brother Bai gritted his teeth angrily, instantly became furious, and immediately launched a counterattack mode.
"You're stupid!"
"You're stupid!"
"You're stupid!"
......
......
"Uh...... No wonder Brother Bai always scolds Lao Hei behind his back, it seems that he really has a lot of grievances. Chen Daxiu was embarrassed.
Five minutes later......
"What the hell is this old and immortal!"
"This fucking old turtle!"
"What a blind donkey!"
Bai Wuchang's voice was hoarse when he scolded: "This is so ......"
"Brother Bai, Brother Bai!"
Chen Daxiu hurriedly stopped him: "Brother, let's stop the wrath of thunder, and rest the power of the tiger and wolf! The younger brother has a plan today, I don't know if I should talk about it or not?"
"Wow, ah, angry old man!"
Bai Wuchang was also out of shape, and he called on the board with him: "Brother Xian, if you have any good ideas, you might as well talk to me!"
Whew—
Ma Yingzi lowered her head, a row of black lines flashed behind her head in an instant, and she said depressedly: "Can you two be singing for a while? It's the right thing to find the black impermanence quickly! Also, stinky rascal! I warn you! You don't have much time, if the soul is out of the body for too long, you won't be able to return to the yang even if you want to!"
Ma Yingzi's face was solemn and he said very seriously.
Merely......
Her words were all made up on the spot.
The purpose is to let these two teases hurry up and get down to business, so as not to have too many dreams at night.
"Brother, the so-called ......" Chen Daxiu was just about to take a look.
"Ahem..."
Ma Yingzi coughed lightly twice and gave him a big white eye.
Frightened, Chen Daxiu immediately got serious: "Brother Bai, master, I want to say that as long as we are willing to spend money, the gods can invite them to the earth! He is black and impermanent, and he can't make a single word for money, right? Brother Bai, think about it, does this old black have any preferences?"
"Preference ......"
Bai Wuchang tilted his head and thought for a while: "Alas, there really is! This old girl loves to drink! Yes! Lao Hei likes to drink! The better the wine, the more he likes it! It's just ...... Hmph, the wine in your world may not be able to satisfy him?"
"You don't have to worry about that!"
Chen Daxiu thought to himself: The Red Flower Club is a high-end place, what kind of good wine is not there?
"Brother Bai, if you reply to him now, you can write: 'Lao Tzu has gone drinking, goodbye!' Black Impermanence will definitely come!" Chen Daxiu was very confident.
As the saying goes: persuasion is better than excitation!
If he begged for black impermanence with good words, the old guy might not be willing to come, but if he used Brother Bai to anger him, hum, this old thing would definitely come!
"Brother, is this okay?" Bai Wuchang didn't have much confidence.
He knows his partner very well.
"Brother just send it, it's OK!" Chen Daxiu was convinced.
In fact, he is not very sure, but it is better than the other party not coming.
There is no other way, now I can only ride a donkey to watch a movie and watch it on a walk.
Five minutes later.
"Brother Bai, hasn't the other party replied yet?" Chen Daxiu said worriedly.
It seems that black impermanence is not as easy to deal with as he thinks.
"Wait, wait......"
Bai Wuchang's face was solemn, and he held his mobile phone intently: "Wait a while, there are still two words, and I'll finish typing...... AIDS (again) the chicken press (see), wait a minute, I'll find where the exclamation mark is......"
Whew——
Chen Daxiu has the heart to die.
Nima!
The dignified ghost of the netherworld!
A dignified soul messenger!
It turned out to be a handicapped party!
Who will believe it!
Yes!......
In the depths of Chen Daxiu's heart, more than 10,000 grass and mud horses roared past in an instant.
"Master, help me overdo it. Chen Daxiu was disheartened. Road.
"Don't mind, brother, I'll find it quickly, you're waiting for a while, I might have a problem with this input method.。 Bai Wuchang grinned and rummaged through his mobile phone very seriously.
"I'll do it!" Ma Yingzi snatched the Apple 18 from his hand and immediately sent the message.
"Alas, don't move! Humans can't touch it!"
Bai Wuchang shouted, his face extremely ugly.
It's a pity that his words were a few seconds slower, and on the Apple 18, there was a whoosh sound, and the message had already been sent.
Ma Yingzi was a little surprised, looked at herself, there was no change, and asked him: "Isn't it okay? Why can't you touch it?"
"Hey, you, you!" Bai impermanence stomped on the black-haired white legs.
At this time, there was a dinging sound on the mobile phone, and a WeChat message came.
King Yama: @白无常, who do you call Lao Tzu with? (three angry expressions)......