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Looking at this 'master', I asked in a low voice, "Are you accurate?"

"Of course. The little boy whispered proudly: "But don't 'mess around' this secret, so far, except for you and me, no third person knows, including my sister, don't tell anyone." ”

Seeing his expression, I couldn't help laughing, and I also learned from the little boy, covered my mouth and whispered: "Okay, don't worry, I will definitely keep it secret for you." ”

Grace pretended to be unhappy and said, "Hey, what are you two guys talking about? It's rude to hang us two 'girls' here, since everyone is here, shouldn't we go in?"

"Of course, let's go. I made a gesture of please, patted Du Xiaolei on the back, and the group walked inside...

Sure enough, as soon as I entered the 'door', I saw the fat man's huge body, and at this time he was blocking the counter and talking to Winnie, I walked over and patted the fat man on the shoulder, who knew that the fat man did not look back, and said angrily: "What are you urging, don't you see that I am ordering!"

This kid is still in a temper, of course Winnie on the opposite side of the fat man saw that it was me, she just wanted to remind the fat man, I shook my hand, made a 'shhh' gesture to Winnie, and said in a low voice: "I'm sorry, fat man, I'm bothering you." ”

The fat man heard my voice, hurriedly turned around, and saw Du Xiaoxiao and a few people covering their mouths and snickering. The fat man looked at me again and coughed lightly: "Ahem, the dishes are finished, let's go, let's go up... Winnie, hurry up and find someone to replace you, we'll be waiting for you up there. ”

Walking into the set room, everyone sat down one after another, and the fat man asked, "What are everyone's decisions about the holiday?"

Grace chuckled and said, "I have a wish, which is to eat all the food in the world... ”

"Foodie... I muttered to the fat man.

"What did you say?" Grace's gaze swept over.

The fat man and I hurriedly shook our heads and said, "It's nothing, it's nothing, you continue." ”

Grace said a lot of things if people don't eat more food in life, which is equivalent to living in vain, and then looked at Du Xiaoxiao.

Du Xiaoxiao spread his hands and said, "I don't have anything to say, the old rule, go to the Joyce Mountains to kill demon beasts." After speaking, Du Xiaoxiao looked at the fat man.

The fat man smiled: "I'm going to use the vacation time to lose 'fat'! Next semester, you will find that there is an extra handsome guy in the college! The fat man laughed lewdly, and then looked at me.

"I'm going to travel all the way east, I don't know how far I'll go, hehe, but I'll try to get back before school starts. I smiled and patted Du Xiaolei on the shoulder and said, "Boy, what are your plans?"

"Hmmm... The little boy thought for a moment and said, "Although I really want to use the vacation time to pick up girls, I have decided that I should go to the Joyce Mountains with my sister to hunt monsters! ”

The fat man looked at me dumbfounded: "Lei, Brother Lei, fierce, how can you make this kid willingly call you brother-in-law? Hurry up, teach me!" The fat man grabbed my hand and didn't let go.

I rolled my eyes and said, "This kid is willing to call me that, what can I do? Is it because I'm too handsome and charismatic?"

The fat man pretended to vomit next to him, Du Xiaolei said seriously: "Brother-in-law, how about it? Anyway, it's the same if you travel there, why don't you go with us, you can still cultivate a relationship with my sister on the way... ”

"Du Xiaolei!" Du Xiaoxiao said coldly: "You sit down for me, don't talk 'nonsense'! In addition, you are not allowed to follow me, do you think I am going to play?"

Du Xiaolei grimaced and said: "Fierce, it's not likable at all, fortunately, there is a brother-in-law who wants you, otherwise you won't be able to get married... ”

Du Xiaoxiao stood up frantically and walked over.

The little boy also hid behind me: "Brother-in-law save me!"

Du Xiaoxiao came to me: "You get out of the way for me!"

I blocked the little boy behind me, looked at Du Xiaoxiao's angry face, and teased her, so I pouted and said, "I think your brother is right, he is fierce all day long, be careful that no one wants it in the future... ”

"You。。。 Du Xiaoxiao stared, her wheezing became heavier, she snorted, turned around and walked towards the 'door'.

It's too big! Du Xiaoxiao is really angry...

I got up and grabbed Du Xiaoxiao's shoulder: "Hey, are you angry? Forget it, I'll help you teach your brother a lesson, come on, come on, you sit down first." "I dragged Du Xiaoxiao back.

I said to Du Xiaolei in a 'lustful' manner: "Your sister is actually not easy, you have to be less angry with her in the future, you know?"

"Aren't you angry with her too... ”

"The two of us are different, and we can't be 'mixed' together. ”

"Well, that's right, I'm her brother, and you're her... ”

"Stop!" I hurriedly interrupted: "Xiaolei, you should know that the matter between me and your sister is just a misunderstanding, and the two of us are friends now, don't call me that in the future... You know that, right?"

Who knew that Du Xiaolei jumped up, pointed at me and asked, "No, brother-in-law, you have seen my sister take a bath, and now you want to repay the debt?!"

"Du... Dawn... Du Xiaoxiao grabbed the little boy's ear and said, "Sit here, from now on, you are not allowed to talk again!"

Du Xiaolei said with a 'face' of embarrassment: "Sister, if I don't speak, you really won't be able to marry in the future... ”

Du Xiaoxiao raised his hand, and was about to give Du Xiaolei a slap, I sat next to me, of course I noticed this action, I frowned, and grabbed Du Xiaoxiao's hand: "What are you going to do?

Du Xiaoxiao said coldly: "I'm disciplining my brother! I don't want him to become a nasty person!"

"It's useless for you to hit him, violence won't solve anything, let me come... I let go of Du Xiaoxiao's hand, squatted down, looked at Du Xiaolei and said, "Xiaolei, you are a smart child, you won't be unreasonable, tell me, why are you doing this?"

"I know my sister is hard, so I want to find a strong man to protect her. Du Xiaolei said a little depressed.

I pointed to my nose: "Am I strong? ”

Du Xiaolei looked up at me: "Yes, you are very strong in some aspects. ”

In some ways, do you mean ... I looked around and found that the fat man was looking at me with lewd eyes, Grace pretended to look away, Du Xiaoxiao's face was flushed, and I asked at a loss, "What is it?"

"I don't know, I can't say, but I'm sure that you will be extremely powerful in the future. ”

The future of me, extremely powerful? Does he have the legendary 'prophecy' hidden energy? This hidden energy only exists in legends, it is said that you only need to look at others to see through what the future of others looks like, and you can even see how this person will die, when he will die...

Du Xiaoxiao said dissatisfiedly: "Dead boy, start deceiving people again!" said that, he raised his hand again to beat people.

I hurriedly grabbed Du Xiaoxiao's hand again, and just as I wanted to continue to ask Du Xiaolei, the 'door' was pushed open, and Winnie walked in.

"Huh, what are you doing?" asked Winnie.

"Hehe, nothing, we're playing an interactive game. I explained with a smile.

"Uh... An interactive game where men and women hold hands?" said Winnie, pointing to my and Du Xiaoxiao's hands.

Du Xiaoxiao and I hurriedly let go of our hands, and I coughed lightly twice in embarrassment: "Ahem, yes, it's a hand-holding game, we just have three men and three 'women' here, you and the fat man are a group, Du Xiaolei and Grace are a group, me and Du Xiaoxiao... Not participating. ”

"Huh?" Winnie took Du Xiaoxiao's hand and said, "Sister Xiaoxiao, let's participate, let's go in a group of two, Rex, you and Obama are in a group." ”

I looked over to the fat man, and saw that the fat man was also looking at me fiercely at this time, and the big chubby hands were rubbing each other... I definitely can't play a hand-holding game with a fat man!

I coughed lightly and said, "This game must be one man and one 'woman' to be fun, you two 'women' are not fun to play." Otherwise, the five of you play, I won't participate. ”

"That's so boring, come on, come on, I'll be in a group with the fat man, and you and Sister Xiaoxiao will be in a group. Winnie said generously.

My eyes rolled, anyway, this 'hand-holding interactive game' was made up by me just now, so I can continue to make up the rules, but just now I inadvertently grabbed Du Xiaoxiao's hand twice, which made my old face a little red.

For the sake of the fat man's lifelong happiness, in order to let him and Winnie hold hands, I let go! I coughed lightly twice: "Ahem, the rules are like this, we three groups of contestants, in order, each group should write a poem within three minutes, no plagiarism, we will check on the Internet, whether this poem is copied." If you can't write it, you have to do a ballroom dance for two people!"

This rule can't help but make me laugh in my heart, it is impossible for the poems of Li Bai Dufu and others to appear on the Internet of the third realm, I just copy one or two poems casually, and everything is OK!

Sure enough, Winnie, Grace, and Du Xiaolei all said disappointedly: "Ah? write poetry... "Obviously, that's not their strong suit.

Only the fat man had an expectant expression, immersed in fantasy, probably thinking that he could dance with Winnie later, and he actually drooled slightly...

Du Xiaoxiao looked at me with a confident face and asked, "Do you know how to write poetry?"

"Of course!" I replied contemptuously, "I have a nickname, the little prince of poetry, because I can come up with a poem with a profound meaning in ten seconds!"