Section 248 The Quatrain That Makes People Vomit Blood
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"Isn't losing just dancing, what's the big deal. Grace said nonchalantly, "I have a little dance partner, it's really nice." With that, Grace also pulled Du Xiaolei over and pretended to dance a few times.
"Okay, since everyone is okay, let's get started! Which group should we start with?" I asked.
Grace and the fat man pointed at me at the same time: "You!!"
I pouted and said, "So tacitly agreed, well, let my little prince of poetry take the lead for you!"
I picked up the cup and saw a bright moon outside the window, shining on the ground in the room, leaving some white 'color' moon shadows, and suddenly remembered Li Bai's "Silent Night Thoughts", so I walked to the window and said with emotion: "The bright moonlight in front of the 'bed' is suspected to be frost on the ground." Raise your head to look at the bright moon and bow your head to think of your hometown. "I still look up and bow my head sometimes, just like this poem really came from me.
Grace smiled and said, "Okay, Rex, I haven't really heard of this poem, it can't really be yours, right?" ”
The fat man snorted, flipped out the computer, and I had an indifferent expression, Cha Bei, if you can find the poems of the Sixth Realm, Lao Tzu is ruthless.
But sometimes, it's just so coincidental ... The fat man shouted, "Rex, you are a fool! You copied this poem!"
I also came to the computer, and the fat man's 'meat' pointed at the screen, which read "Silent Night Thoughts", author: Bi Yuntao. This poem was written by Bi Yuntao 326 years ago, when he missed his hometown too much, so he felt it, and he had this poem. . .
Bi Yuntao? I've never heard of such a character, is it a coincidence? He also has the same mood as Li Bai, that's why he made this poem? Facing the unkind eyes of the fat man, I said: "What's this, maybe his mood at that time was similar to my now, so he made the same poem, what's worth being curious about." ”
"That's not going to work! This one doesn't count, you'll have to do another one. Grace said.
I waved my hand and said nonchalantly, "That's not a problem. ”
Since Li Bai's poems are not good, then let's change to Du Fu's! I don't believe that Bi Yuntao can still be in the same mood as the two famous poets at the same time.
Listening to some elegant music from the loudspeakers in the room, I remembered a poem again, Du Fu's "Giving 'Flowers'".
So I closed my eyes and sighed: "This song is really good, it gives people the feeling of being in the sea." ”
So I changed two words on this poem, 'groaning': "The canteen silk pipe is full of days, half into the river wind and half into the clouds." This song should only be in the sky, and the world can hear it a few times. "In the original poem, the first sentence is 'Jincheng Silk Pipe Day Rush'.
The fat man searched the Internet and exclaimed again: "Groove! This one was also copied!"
I asked incredulously, "Not a word?"
"Of course, not a word is missing. The fat man continued: "It is said on the Internet that this poem was written by the great god 'Bi Yuntao' 337 years ago, and it is said that he was pursuing a 'girl' child who played the piano in the college cafeteria. ”
I wiped the cold sweat on the top of my head and said: "It's nothing, everyone knows, I usually like to read, and my knowledge is more miscellaneous, maybe I can't remember 'mixed', give me another chance!"
I thought quickly in my heart, and suddenly thought of a poem by Tang Yin, if this time it is the same as Bi Yuntao, I swear that I will hack him to death!
I imitated the scene in Stephen Chow's version of "Tang Bohu Dots Autumn Fragrance", stepped on the stool and said: "Others say I'm too crazy, I laugh at others who can't see through it, I don't see the tomb of Wuling heroes, and there is no 'flower' and no wine hoeing fields!"
Who knows, the fat man shouted again: "Rex, can you do it!
I fell off the stool on the spot.
I lay on the ground and asked weakly, "Yes, did Bi Yuntao write it?"
"Not bad!" the fat man looked at the computer screen and said: "This poem was written by the god 'Bi Yuntao' 253 years ago, and it is said that he broke up with his seventh 'girlfriend' friend at that time, and he was moved to create this poem in public!"
I'll go to your uncle.,There's definitely a problem here.。。。 I came to the computer and said, "Check for me how many poems Bi Yuntao has written!"
The fat man checked, and the computer showed that Bi Yuntao was a great god, and so far he had made more than 1,000 poems, just three days ago, he also released his new work: "Quatrain", two ** strong 'firm' 'firm' 'firm', a line of 'lust' wolf on the sky...
Looking at this poem, I was completely speechless, but at the same time I calmed down. Who is this Bi Yuntao? Could it be that he is also from the Sixth Realm? I glanced at the poems he 'created', and most of them looked familiar, and it was obvious that they were all plagiarized! Moreover, he began to compose poems more than 300 years ago, that is to say, he was a senior of the Sixth Realm... But before I can be sure of his good or bad, I can't act rashly, I quietly kept this matter in my heart, I didn't expect that today's unintentional little game, actually discovered such a big secret!
Just as I was thinking, the fat man said: "Rex, don't play tricks this time, hurry up, dance with Du Xiaoxiao!"
All the poems I can write have been 'created' by this Bi Yuntao! Uncle He, I'm also poor in donkey skills, no way, let's dance, but I haven't learned the 'communical' ballroom dance of the third realm, I said to Du Xiaoxiao: "That, Xiaoxiao, I haven't learned 'communical' ballroom dance, you take me to dance, rest assured, with our reaction speed, we won't step on you... ”
"Okay, I'll teach you. Du Xiaoxiao said with a blushing face.
In the laughter of the fat people, the embarrassment between me and Du Xiaoxiao, I gradually became familiar with this set of dance steps, and I didn't feel so stiff when I danced... Xixue and I, I haven't danced either, in that kind of 'chaotic' world, the strength at that time was not strong, how can I have the leisure to dance, but then Brother Nuo and I danced at the TS base 'door', think about it 'very' interesting, the corners of my mouth also 'revealed' a faint smile, making the whole 'social' ballroom dance look more natural...
"Hah... Yes, Rex, I'm learning pretty fast. The fat man gloated.
"Don't be complacent, fatty, it's your turn!" I looked at the fat man and said angrily...
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The meal lasted until more than twelve o'clock, and everyone had a lot of fun, except that I remembered a crooked poem "Outside the mountain, Qingshan Lou, I don't worry if you don't love me." There are beauties everywhere in the world, and she will be more gentle than you. "It passed, and the rest of the people couldn't think of any verses at all, they just took turns dancing.
When I checked out, I found that this meal 'spent' more than 14,000 spirit coupons, for me now, it's acceptable, entrusting the fat man to help me buy 50 eighth-level energy bodies, 20 seventh-level energy bodies, it takes four million, this thing is too expensive... Eight levels of energy bodies, 40,000 each, 50 2 million. Seventh-level energy bodies, 100,000 each, and twenty are also 2 million. But since I want to find the reincarnation of Yuki, I must be fully prepared, with these energy bodies, I can summon the clone without fear when I fight, charge the clone, and my strength can also be improved a lot, no matter how bad it is, let the clone drag the opponent, I can also run away in time, so these life-saving things must be prepared.
Everyone parted at the 'door' of the No. 17 cafeteria.,The fat man said he was going to see Winnie.,Let me go back first.,I walked alone in the direction of the dormitory.。。。 Thinking about Bi Yuntao's affairs and the affairs of the third uncle of Fake.
Speaking of the third uncle of Fakes, I think it was a bit of a fuss at the time, the third level is so big, there is no need to be afraid that he will find me, and it is impossible for him to find me in a short time. But just in case, when you go out to find the reincarnation of Xixue in two days, you still have to use the power of time to turn yourself into a big setback, not afraid of 10,000, just in case...
Not long after I returned to the dormitory, the fat man also rushed back, and as soon as he entered the 'door', he said: "Haha, Brother Lei, today's game is too good, the distance between me and Winnie has been shortened a lot!"
I smiled and said, "Fatty, do you feel particularly grateful to me?"
The fat man threw himself on the 'bed' and said, "You don't have to say it, I know what you want to say, the demon pill sent in a few days is all free!
"Alright, okay, I'm kidding. I laughed and said, "But you're so smart, you can guess it." ”
"I contacted my family on the way back just now, and the things will be delivered the day after tomorrow. The fat man yawned.
"The day after tomorrow, it seems to be a grade competition, right?" I asked.
The fat man raised his head and looked at the clock on the wall and said, "To be precise, it should be tomorrow, it's already past twelve o'clock... Tomorrow morning at half past seven, the training ground of each grade will start to hold a grade competition, and there will be another day of classes today, and there will be no classes from tomorrow, which grade will we go to watch the game then?" the fat man was interested again, and asked with a smile.
"I don't know, I'm not interested in grade competition. What, what's your idea?" I asked, looking at the fat man.
"Rex, you're all alone. There are a lot of highlights of the grade competition, you can recognize many different types of abilities in combat methods, strengths and weaknesses, people like you who like to fight, you should go to see it!" The fat man said seriously: "I asked, Winnie is also going to participate in the sixth grade competition, I am going to go to the sixth grade to watch the game, how about it?" Are you interested in going with me?"
"Okay, but as friends, we should also watch the competition between Grace and Du Xiaoxiao, so many people in each grade sign up, they won't coincidentally compete at the same time!"