"Speaking of master, how did I get picked up by you?" asked an old Taoist priest a little baby boy who looked to be about two years old, wearing a red belly and a bare buttocks, sitting on top of a wooden cabinet and holding a big milk pot in both hands.

"I picked it up when I went for a walk after eating and digested it. The old Taoist priest replied very irresponsibly.

"I don't believe it, it's definitely because you see that I have good bones, and it's a once-in-a-millennium genius who turned me from where, tell me honestly!" The milk child held the milk can in both hands and pouted with a look of disbelief.

"I'll kill you, dare to doubt the master so much. Master, am I that kind of person? I am a decent person as a teacher, how could I do such a thing?" the old Taoist priest blushed and waved his fists with an angry look!

"Also, although your talent is indeed good, how can you compare it with a genius like my master? The old Taoist priest looked at the little guy with white eyes, and said while foaming!

"Stop, stop, the more I talk, the more I don't know if you're blowing it? Besides, master, your story says that there are not a thousand but eight hundred, can you change it to a new one? I'm tired of hearing it!" the little guy shouted as he grabbed the milk can with one hand and flung it in the air with the other.

"Go, go, go, what does the little kid know, I don't bother to explain it to you! Drink your milk, how can you know the lonely heart of a master?" said the old Taoist priest very sadly.

"Are you still a master? Then I am the emperor of the world! I also say that I am a decent person, so tell me what happened to Brother Hei and where he was kidnapped? Otherwise, how could his mother find you to fight!" The little kid took a sip of milk and looked at the old Taoist priest with white eyes.

"Ang, that stupid dog, and that stupid mother....." the old Taoist priest said this, and suddenly stopped talking, and knew that he had been fooled when he saw the little boy with a wicked smile on his face.

I thought to myself, "I've been pitted by this rabbit cub, it's over." Just about to start, a black shadow rushed in from the door like lightning, went straight behind the old Taoist, and bit down on the spot.

"Ahh Otherwise, I will stew you tonight......." The old Taoist priest shouted as he jumped around with his hand on the black dog's head!

I saw that the black dog was biting desperately, but he didn't let go. And said in very vague words: "Who do you say is a stupid dog, whose mother do you say is stupid? You still want to stew me? You just don't let go, what can you do with me? If you have the ability, you will bite me." As he spoke, he deliberately twisted his body, moved his ass to the old Taoist priest's side, and wagged his tail.

"Oh black brother, it's a complete misunderstanding, you heard it wrong, I'm scolding that kid, saying he's a fool! The old Taoist priest was grinning with his teeth.

"My master, he is really talking about you, Brother Hei is not in a hurry, you take your time, there is still a period of time before lunch! Oh yes, my master and his old man just said that after a long time, he had to find something to fight for the tooth sacrifice, saying that your meat is good, and he is going to stew you!"

"Bunny, I can't spare you. Hurry up and let this thing go, it will hurt me to death!, or I'll let you go to the star array for a month

When the little kid heard this, he trembled, with a frightened expression on his face, and quickly got up and said to the black dog: "Brother Hei, you can spare the master." The master also said it unintentionally, promising not to do it again next time. You just let go, if you go on like this, you're really missing a piece of meat, and I'm not happy!"

"It's just a broken formation, as for scaring you like this? If it's not good someday, I'll tear it down in minutes!"

"Okay, since this kid intercedes for you, then I'll let you go, don't have a next time, and never let go of the next time, you old man!" he let go of his mouth.

"Bah, you haven't washed your panties in months? It's getting rancid, it smells so bad!" the black dog spat wildly, disgusting like he was pregnant in October.

The old Taoist priest watched the black dog let go of his mouth, and quickly pinched a law with his hand and flew onto the roof.

"You don't care if I haven't washed my underwear for a few months, why didn't I smoke you to death? Wait, I won't stew you, I'll have your surname!" the old Taoist priest sat on the roof of the house, rubbing his ass with one hand and pointing at the black dog with the other.

"Okay, then I'll let you stew when you come down! It's just that someone can't get off the roof like a monkey, then I can't help it!" the black dog said lazily as he lay on the ground and looked up at the old Taoist priest, spitting out his big scarlet tongue.

How dare you come down, it's a dog's mouth! The old Taoist priest's beard floated up on the roof, but he didn't dare to go down. The butt still hurts, remembering the mouth just now, the old Taoist priest stopped talking.

"Okay, you win. You see, I scolded you, and you bit me. "The old Taoist priest had to bow his head, if this dead dog had been lying down here, then he had to stay on the roof all the time?

The black dog looked up at the old Taoist: "You think I want to bite you, I haven't washed my underwear for a few months, and I almost died of disgust." If you hadn't scolded me and my mother first, who would have nothing to do and be full and want to fight with you? But okay, why don't you owe each other now, you can come down!"

"You really don't bite me, dogs also have the dignity of dogs, don't talk and don't talk!" the old Taoist priest asked tentatively.

"Who loves to bite you, they all say that they don't owe each other! If you can't get down, if you don't come down, just stay on top of the roof!" the black dog glanced at the old Taoist priest with white eyes, and then lay there, sticking out his big tongue and squinting his eyes.

"Come down, why don't you come down?" said the old Taoist priest flew to the ground, glanced at the black dog first, and saw that the big black dog did not react, so he slowly came to the side of the milk child, and without saying a word, he slapped the back of the milk child's head first.

What the milk child didn't pay much attention to was a stumble, and almost fell off the cabinet: "Master, why are you beating me?" The milk child touched the back of his head and asked depressedly!

"It's you who beat you, and you say that you didn't do anything? Anyway, I'm your master, if you don't help me, forget it, and you actually help that dead dog, who will I beat if I don't beat you? The old Taoist priest rolled up his sleeves and said viciously.

"Hey, old fellow, you're starting again!" the big black dog's face darkened, "You're still addicted to calling dead dogs!" I think you're ready to take another mouthful!" said and pounced on him.

"Slip of the tongue, slip of the tongue, not next time. The old Taoist priest hurriedly explained.

"Master, you don't even talk much, you can't even compare to a dog! Didn't you say that you won't go to the star array if you loosen your mouth?" the milk child touched the back of his head and exclaimed aggrievedly.

"Smack. ”

"Smack!" two crisp slaps came to the back of the child's head, but one was a hand and the other was a claw.

"How do you talk about the rabbit?" said the old Taoist priest!

"The bear child is too unpopular. Black Dog said.

"How dare you compare me with this dead dog?" "If I don't pick you up, you don't know who the master is!" the old Taoist priest said and wanted to slap him, but suddenly felt another pain in his buttocks, and when he turned around, he saw that there was a familiar dog head on the place where he was bitten.

"Oops...... Dead dog, you bite again? Don't think that I won't dare to clean you up if you have a powerful mother, not for your mother's face, this Taoist master has already chopped you up for the sake of food......!"

"Hey, dead dogs and dead dogs are really used to screaming! I warned you once, master, I am not a dog, if I hadn't been deceived by you old liar, how would I be like this?" The big black dog also came up and got angry, "You still want to stew me?" I see how you will explain to my mother and my people at that time, do you believe it or not, I will crush the amulet my mother gave me now?"

"Oh, Brother Hei is joking, don't take it seriously! Besides, I didn't do anything to you! If you let go of your mouth first, I'll clean up that rabbit cub first, and then apologize to you?" The old Taoist priest suddenly lost his temper when he heard the big black dog say this.

Just kidding, don't talk about the black dog clan, come to the mother of a black dog, the old Taoist priest has to run away quickly, if you really want to come to a big nest and his mother's level, the old Taoist priest is too late to hang himself!

The milk boy was holding the milk jar and watching it with relish, but suddenly he heard this old guy pulling it on his body! He still wanted to clean himself up, and he still had to do it? He thought: "Since this old guy doesn't talk much, isn't it just a month's star array, and the little master is out of the way!"

The little guy was very simple, standing up directly when the old Taoist priest was entangled with the black dog, carrying the milk can to the old Taoist's head and buckling it directly, and then quickly jumped off the cabinet, pouting his little ass and running away, and said a sentence when he went out, "Master, you don't talk much, anyway, it's just a broken formation, isn't it just two more lightning strikes." If you're such a scoundrel, you should try it too!"

The old Taoist priest was still talking to the black dog and discussing, and suddenly his eyes were dark! I felt something on the top of my head: "Rabbit cub, what did you put on me?" At this moment, the residual milk in the milk tank slid down his cheeks and into the mouth of the old Taoist, and the old Taoist priest tasted it, and knew what it was, and suddenly heard the words of the milk child going out, and the black in front of him almost fainted, and a mouthful of old blood almost gushed out.

"Hahaha...... , the little guy is good-looking, has a character, and likes you like this. The black dog didn't know when to let go of his mouth, and looked at the old Taoist priest on the side, squinting his eyes, the big black mouth cracked, and his tongue fell out to laugh It was a happy one!

I just feel that the old Taoist priest is getting stronger and stronger, and the big black dog is also running out!

"Oh, this old guy is so angry, I have to flash quickly, or I'll have to suffer too. The big black dog suddenly felt the coercion emanating from the old Taoist priest beside him, and quickly got up and ran away.

"Boom!"

Not long after running out of the Taoist temple, he suddenly heard a loud noise behind him, and then the voice of the old Taoist priest also came out: "Rabbit cub, hit me with a milk can? I can't spare you!"