Chapter 2 Robbery, Don't Move
"Oh, this time the old guy is completely angry, and the little guy seems to have to suffer a little. "The big black dog is in a state of schadenfreude!
"But what about me, birds, or sleep comfortably. As he spoke, the big black dog simply crawled to the ground, basking in the sun, and squinted his eyes comfortably.
The old Taoist priest was really angry this time, his beard was curled, and his face was so black, it was definitely almost the same as the bottom of the pot.
"Hit me with a milk tart, damn boy. This is the following offense, don't let me find you, find it will never be forgiving. It will definitely let you taste the taste in the star array, and let you know the fate of the master who dares to fight. But there is also that dog, it is definitely the dead dog who took this kid to ruin!Otherwise, how would such a small person know how to hit me with a milk can!" It seems that the old Taoist priest was not lightly smashed by the milk can of the milk child this time.
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The big black dog who was sleeping on the hillside suddenly sneezed: "Who is scolding me, it's definitely that old guy, he knows how to bully me and that kid when he has nothing to do all day." But don't mess with me, come and definitely give him one less piece of meat. Hehe......" Thinking of this, the big black dog shook his head, closed his eyes and fell asleep again.
Anyway, what are our nurses doing?
After smashing the master's head with a milk can, the little guy ran out of the Taoist temple with a smoke, and then ran directly to the direction of the mountain behind the Taoist temple without looking back. Because the little guy knows a place in the back mountain, that place is found by the big black dog with him, and it is very familiar. So sometimes the little one either runs around with the big black dog or goes to play alone!
As soon as he ran out, he heard a loud noise from the direction of the Taoist temple, and the master's angry words!
"Oh, it's over this time, the master is really angry, what can I do. It's all to blame on Brother Hei, the badass dog! If it weren't for him, how would I be cleaned up by the master, badass, badass....." The little guy pouted and thought aggrievedly, "But the master's appearance with the milk can is very cute, and in the future, I suggest that the master let him buy a hat like that, I guess the master will be very happy!"
"And that star array, there is a lot of thunder in it, and it hurts every time, but what if I really don't want to go?" Xiao Jia's thinking turned back to the consequences of being caught by the master, not only scared for a while.
The little one wandered around for a while, feeling a little tired!
"I'm so sleepy, I want to sleep, no matter the master, find a place to sleep first. Isn't it possible that the master will be angry when I wake up, and he won't let me go to the star array?" the little guy thought to himself, or maybe he wanted to find a better excuse for wanting to sleep!
Feeling his sleepiness, the little guy was looking for a place to sleep on the back mountain, and suddenly saw a thunderbird nest on a big tree, and the little guy tiptoed to the tree and slowly approached!
The Thunderbird is a large bird-like monster with a gentle personality and will not actively attack humans. It's a low-level monster.,But it comes with some lightning attributes.。 When attacked, the Thundersparrow emits an arc net on its feathers, which is not dangerous to some cultivated monks, but it is enough for ordinary humans to enter a state of shock for a short time. This is not the point, the point is that it is very particular about its nest, the building is very exquisite, and the inside is very comfortable, so the baby does not hesitate to shine, and has a plan!
So the little guy saw the thunderbird nest and chose it! The little guy slowly approached the bottom of the big tree, and then gently climbed up the trunk.
Why do you want to do it quietly? Because the Thundersparrow is very comfortable in its nest and is favored by many large monsters. So when the Thundersparrow is attacked by large monsters or natural enemies, it will not hesitate to destroy its nest, so that natural enemies or other monsters have nowhere to reproduce!
The little one slowly approached the nest, showed his little head and looked inside, and found that there was a thunderbird sleeping inside. So the little guy jumped into the thunder nest without hesitation, "Rob, don't move, or I'll roast you and eat it!"
The sleeping Thundersparrow was startled by the sudden attack and thought it was a predator. Looking back, "Oh, it turned out to be a human! But it's the first time I've seen such a small human come to arrest me! Let you obediently surrender under the pressure of my Uncle Thunderbird, let you know that it is a very stupid thing to disturb Uncle Ben's sleep, and then teach you to be a man!"
Not only did the Thundersparrow look at this with contempt, and then he was ready to spread his wings and shake the damned, damn human off! After several trials and tries, it didn't work, and this little human has surprisingly strong strength!
"Is this human a monk? No, no。。。。。 How could such a small monk be?" Thunderbird was startled by his own idea, but was quickly rejected by himself. Because I didn't feel any mana fluctuations from this human being, and the main thing was that this human being was too small, probably not even weaned yet!
"Don't be afraid, don't be afraid, Uncle Ben still has a big move that he hasn't used! Since I can't get you down, then I'll electrocute you, damn human, you have to pay for your stupid behavior! Thunderbolt come out, electrocute this damn human for me! Haha。。。。。 "Then a blue arc net emits from the feathers of the Thundersparrow!
"Damn human, you know how good I am, let you know the consequences of provoking me, what do you think I should do with you?" Thinking about it, he was about to look back at this little human guy who was in the corona, but when he turned around, he found that this little human guy was still holding his neck on his back, looking at himself with wide eyes innocently.
"Shima's situation? I didn't faint, damn it, I didn't faint? Could it be that my energy was running low? yes, it must be so. Thunderbird thought to himself. And then another layer of power grids that said, "Accept the punishment, damn human." I'll electrocute you, I'll electrocute, I'll elect, I'll electrocute, I'll electrocute......"
But when I turned around after the electricity was over, I was a little dumbfounded to see that this human was still looking at himself on his back!
In this way, every time Thunderbird was electrified, he would look back at it! Electricity once, look at it once! Finally, he would foam at the mouth when he was exhausted of energy. But this damn human was fine, "Who the hell are you? Damn, really a monk?" was Thunderbird's last thought after fainting!
The little guy was very strange, this little thunderbird began to look back at himself from the moment he climbed on its back, and then emitted a blue light, repeated many times, and then fainted! "The little guy thinks very stinky.
If you let Thunderbird know what the little guy thinks at this time, it is estimated that he will jump up and fight the little guy for 300 rounds!" "Thanks to your uncle, you are a pirated human from the Demon Realm!"
In fact, this can't be blamed for the fact that the arc strength of the Thunder Sparrow is not enough, if it were an ordinary person, he would have fainted a long time ago! If the Thunder Sparrow knew that this little guy was placed in the ancient array by that unscrupulous master since he was a child, and was struck by lightning every day, it is estimated that he would not be so excited.
"Little Thundersparrow, wake up. I'm being chased by the master, and if I get caught, I'll be beaten up badly!I just want to sleep in your nest for a while, but you're going to go and keep me out on guard, so I'm sorry for you!" But the Thunderbird was drained of energy, and no matter how much the little guy screamed, he didn't wake up.
"Okay, then I'll have to tie you up, I'm sorry, I'll wake up and leave immediately!" he picked up the Thundersparrow, then separated the Thunderfinch's wings and stuck them between the two branches, and then found two more vines to fasten the wings to the branches. The little one was afraid that the Thundersparrow would fall, so he tied the two legs of the Thunderbird to the branch of the tree, and it felt like the Thunderbird was flying. But this time, I was tied to a tree as a kite!
The little one looked at the Thunderbird tied to the tree, and thought that his craft was very good! But then he suddenly thought, "What if the little Thunderbird wakes up and finds that he is tied to the tree!" he will ask me to untie it, but I am sleeping and I can't hear it? Thinking of this, the little guy found another vine, tied the mouth of the thunderbird, and made a bow very mischievously!
The little guy not only clapped his hands with satisfaction when he looked at his masterpiece, but also nodded! I guess the little Thunderbird will be very happy when he wakes up, right?"
At this moment, the thunderbird regained his strength and slowly opened his eyes! When he saw that damn human being right in front of him, he was about to fly up and run! If my peers know about this, then do I still have the face to mess around?"
I wanted to open my mouth and scream twice, but I found that my mouth was also tied! Thunderbird was anxious and angry, the whites of his eyes rolled, his head tilted, and he fainted very simply!
The little guy watched the Thunderbird wake up, and was about to say a few words, but found that the Thunderbird looked down, and then his eyes widened, and then he tilted his head, and then fainted again!
"Could it be that I tied it so beautifully? It liked it so much that it fainted with excitement? It would be great if the master and the black brother could be tied like this!" The little guy thought very innocently in his heart.
At this moment, a wave of drowsiness hit, and the little one crawled into the thunderbird's nest and fell asleep sweetly.
The little guy slept very soundly, smashed his mouth from time to time, and then put his finger in his mouth and sucked it twice!
After sleeping for a while, the little guy suddenly spoke, "Badass master, badass dog, how does this look like?...... If the bad guy master is bullying me, bad dog, you won't teach me the escape method...... I won't let you loosen my bonds! Once I have learned that Fa, I am not afraid that the master will chase me. Cluck...... The little one smiled heartlessly in his dream.
"Sneeze ......"
"Sneeze ......"
In the Taoist temple, the old Taoist priest who was huffing and sneezing and the big black dog sleeping on the hillside sneezed at the same time.
"Who is scolding me again? It's definitely that dead dog, I don't know where that little guy went?" But don't let me find it, find me and let you taste the fate of daring to beat the master" The old Taoist priest thought viciously.
"That old guy is probably starting to scold me again, forget about him! I'll sleep my sleep. Thinking of this, the big black dog shook his head, then changed his position and closed his eyes.
Only this time the old Taoist priest and the big black dog blamed each other for each other, if they knew that the little guy was sleeping comfortably! And the posture of barking to tie them with thunder sparrows would definitely be very dark!
And our initiator is still asleep, muttering "Badass master, badass dog... Don't let go... Teach me the ...... of the law"