It's been a few days since the Valentine's Day tragedy that left one person seriously injured (Batroux who killed himself), a dozen minor injuries (the unlucky guy in the duel), a dyspacuity (the guy who snatched Sophia's chocolate), and one food poisoning (poor Fabiano), and it's March when everything is recovering.

The members of the heartless soy sauce department had a very fulfilling time during this period, such as drinking afternoon tea every day, dozing off and mixing time, occasionally holding study meetings, selling cute lilies and complaining plus full martial arts, watching Ilya and Michelle stage "I want to kill you in a hurry" and the like that can almost make people sweat on a cold day.

But—what a great turning point, which can cause the heavens and the earth to change color, the gods to weep, and the time and space to be confused, and even the most unruly lolicon to bow down to its feet—but the turning point of fate always comes quietly and inadvertently, like a mischievous child.

Just after school, I was about to go to the activity room to have a cup of afternoon tea and take a nap, but I saw a shiny Locklip surrounded by a group of little girls with red hearts in her eyes at the door of the teaching building, and then fell down the steps with a kick in the air, and just pounced on Cecilia who was walking in front - Fabiano next to her dedicated a kill to death, and then dealt with Cecilia in a frenzy, which is the best portrayal of this situation.

"Looks like you're having a good time every day. Locklip gracefully bowed to the girls around him, and walked among them to Alicia, who was still tossing.

"Why are you here!?" asked Alicia, finally settling Cecilia, grooming herself.

"I'm the head of the Harris family, can't I go around the Garden of Hope and find someone?"

"You did it on purpose, didn't you? I didn't ask why you were able to come in!"

"Alright, alright. Against the gorgeous warm background, Locklip, who was covered in little stars, smiled slightly, and after causing the girls next to him to scream excitedly, he stretched out his arms towards Alicia, "How about a long-lost reunion, how about a warm hug, my dear sister?"

Little Lori stepped forward quickly in the jealous eyes of the girls, straightened her chest, tucked her abdomen, took a deep breath, stood firm, twisted her waist, and punched Locklip in the stomach viciously, and then gracefully stretched out the slender little finger between the index finger and ring finger of her right hand who was curled up on the ground and said loudly: "You sister will kill me!"

Suddenly, the sky was bluer, the water was greener, the air was no longer polluted, and even the crows were singing louder.

"It's not cute at all. Surrounded by a large group of temporary stone statues, Locklip stood up without any loss of grace, "Obviously I used to be a little girl who followed me every day. ”

"You want to punch me again, don't you?"

Locklip hurriedly raised his hands helplessly: "Okay, I won't say it." But are you going to entertain your brother right here?"

"Follow me to the club room. I'll entertain you there, and let you tell you all the reasons why you're here, Eur, Ni, Sauce!" said Alicia through gritted teeth with an accent on the last few words.

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"Tell me, what the hell are you here for?" Alicia, who was sitting at the table, glanced at the black tea that Chassi had just brewed in front of her, but did not take it. She was afraid that she would squirt out in the next second because of the undisciplined answer of the Lolita on the other side.

Locklip took a sip of black tea unhurriedly, nodded very gentlemanly at Chasy on the side, and smiled slightly, making her turn into a big red face before saying to Alicia: "I'm here to make soy sauce." ”

Without hesitation, Lori grabbed the metal tea tray that had contributed a large bag to Ilya's head and threw it hard.

Locklip tilted his head slightly, and then the poor tea-tray made a close contact with the wall behind him.

"If you don't change your temper, be careful that you won't be able to marry in the future. ”

"Long-winded, I want you to take care of it!"

Seeing what lethal weapons Elysia was going to take out of the space bracelet, Locklip hurriedly accepted it: "You haven't really forgotten what day it is, have you?"

"What day is today?" Alicia was inexplicable, "March 15th, consumers all over the world finally waited for a day when they thought they could buy special goods with confidence after being cheated countless times a year, but they were still cheated on by them. Is there anything strange about it?"

"That's a strange statement in itself......"

Locklip, who failed to complain about the failure of the transfer from the belly black, had to mentally link to the little Lori: "Recall the identity information I prepared for you." Haven't you ever looked closely?"

Alicia struggled to figure out her identity, and then she was embarrassed.

"Is it my birthday?" asked Alicia, pointing to herself, uncertain.

"You can't even remember your birthday, which disguiser is the disguiser who is not gentle with me at all!?Say, where did you kidnap my lovely sister!?" Locklip asked loudly.

"When did you ever care about me like that?" Alicia knocked the pretentious lolicon back to his original form with a single sentence, "How can I just remember that you came to me when you were fine?"

"Just kidding, don't be angry. Locklip smiled brightly, calmly dissolving the other people who were originally next to him, and were about to rescue their friends, only to find that they were full of resentment after being put on the table.

"So what the hell are you here for?" Alysia finally got impatient.

"Originally, I wanted to prepare a birthday party for you outside the academy, but I have to go to the Roland Empire to negotiate a business later, so I can only forget it. Locklip took out a large box of beautifully wrapped cakes from his ring and said, "But at least I have to give you the birthday cake and the present myself." ”

[Let's not mention that your excuse that as a creator god, you still have to talk to mortals about business, is full of complaints. Dude, why is this cake exactly the same as the treasure of the town store in the candy house in the girls' dormitory!?Anyway, how did you get in under the blockade of Teacher Marlene!?]

After vomiting in her heart, little Lori began to continue in her mouth again: "Which abyss phantom demon is you who is gentle enough to prepare a birthday gift for me!?

"The same spit point has been used twice, are you sure that this is not the author cheating on the number of words?"

Don't worry about it anymore......

[Anyway, you set my birthday on March 15th purely to show the quality of this body you made, right!? Don't show a "Ah, I was discovered" expression, my soul is faint!]

After placing the cake on the table, Locklip took out a black suitcase and handed it to Alicia.

"What is this?"

"Your birthday present. Locklip finished drinking the black tea in front of him and stood up, "I have to go...... Don't rush to collect it, that box is not a gift, the contents are. ”

"Well, I thought you knew I loved traveling, so I sent this suitcase. Alicia was embarrassed.

"Is the space bracelet in your hand a façade?"

Li Huayin, who had been silent for half a chapter, finally found the right opportunity, only to see her fall into the sofa, looking up to the sky and shouting: "So I despise rich people~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~!"

[Your way of appearing is too scum......]

Ignoring Li Huayin, who was nervous, Alicia began to look at the suitcase: "Can I open it?"

"The gift inside is charging, you wait until 5 o'clock. After speaking, Locklip turned around, bent down gracefully at Chassi, took her hand and kissed her lightly on the back, and smiled, "Thank you for the black tea, it's very delicious." ”

Then Chasi turned into a boiled shrimp that had just come out of the pot.

"Don't flirt with people, hurry up and disappear for me, you have a soul that steals the limelight more than everyone else every time you appear!!" In the roar of little Lori, Locklip put his left hand behind his back, and bowed to everyone in the room, and left in style.

"Listen to me, Chassi. Don't get involved with that guy. Alicia said earnestly to Chassi, who was covering her cheeks.

[If you can be liked by him, you can indeed live forever, but I don't guarantee that your graceful figure will not shrink to the way I am now.] Uh, what's going on with this subtle sense of failure......]

Although Chasi didn't understand why Alicia would say that, she nodded her head to indicate that she understood. ,

Little Lori put her heart down and took a sip of black tea, and before she could swallow it, Li Huayin's sudden sentence "Little Ellie's brother is really handsome, help me introduce it another day" turned into a beautiful rainbow under the sunlight of the window.

[Could it be that that guy's charm has reached the point where he can make the perverted Lilily Girl usher in her own spring!?Huayin, congratulations on turning back, you are finally able to draw a line with Kuroko-sama. 】

Alicia coughed vigorously a few times to clear her airways, took a deep breath and said to Li Huayin, "Do you really want to get acquainted with that guy, Huayin?" ”

"Actually, it doesn't matter if you want me to marry him. Li Huayin spoke surprisingly again.

"Why, what's wrong with that guy?"

"You think, little Ellie. Your brother is so good, and there must be a lot of beautiful women around him. Won't I be able to meet more beautiful women than I did in the academy?"

[I'm sorry, Huayin, I shouldn't have questioned you. What is Shirai Kuroko, Kanako Miyamae is going, the most perverted and shaky M in the universe, the most ghostly animal, the most undisciplined and unrestrained super lily girl Li Huayin, you should be decided! You are a role model for all lily women in the new generation! I'm really sorry that I think you're interested in men!]

Little Lori silently walked to Li Huayin's side and hugged her gently, and then gorgeously sacrificed today's 30-second electric shock.

"However, Alicia, your brother's aristocratic etiquette is very standard. Sophia squinted at her and said, "Your surname is Harris, and your brother and sister are members of the ancient Harris family of the Birea Empire?"

"There is no identity in the academy, Sophia, you won't forget, right?" Alicia nodded in acknowledgement, "You guessed it, we are all direct descendants of the Harris family. ”

“...... Why have I never seen a formal aristocratic ritual in you?" Sophia, who had received the answer, asked sweating profusely, recalling how Elysia had behaved on weekdays.

"Because everyone here is my friend. Little Lori said as a matter of course.

Sophia covered most of her face with a fan and fell silent.

"Okay, I'll admit it's just a mouthful, so you don't play deep. I'm just sick of the red tape from the bottom of my bones. ”

“......”

"Now, I say, how about we open the suitcase?" proposed Cecilia, who had been crouching on the side and looking at the suitcase for a long time.

"I think we'd better open it after 5 o'clock. Alicia stopped her, "Maybe there's a crystal bomb tied up in there." ”

"What!?'s a birthday present, could someone tie that thing up inside?" Cecilia was shocked.

"If you extrapolate from the usual personality of Alicia," Yuege put down the book on one side and said, "Her brother is very likely to do this, after all, they are blood brothers and sisters." ”

"I'm really sorry that my usual personality is a little bad, I'll pay attention to it later. Alicia said angrily.

"No, you just keep it up. Yue Ge suddenly took out a pair of flat glasses that he got out of nowhere, put them on, and said, "You are our minister, too big a change will cause a fierce reaction from the members of the ministry." ”

[Whether it's in COS Da Meng God or Chu Da God, you give me enough stops, you have long green hair tied with a double ponytail to get rid of the pseudo-three nothing!]

Cecilia gave up the suitcase and turned her gaze to the box of cakes on the table, "Shall we wait until 5 o'clock for Alicia's birthday?"

"I know you just want to eat my cake, but at least please bring the present. ”

"If you forget your birthday, don't ask us for a gift. Cecilia unceremoniously reached for the beautifully wrapped cardboard box on the table.

Just as Lori hesitated to stop her, the door opened, and Elijah and Michelle walked in with an unidentified object wrapped in a cloth.

"Hey, is today's afternoon tea dessert such a big piece of cake?" asked Michelle in surprise.

"What does this look like a normal dessert?" said Alicia, who nearly fell headlong to the ground.

Li Huayin, who was still smoking, got up from the ground and sat on the chair: "This is actually Little Ellie's birthday cake." It's a shame that I didn't prepare a gift to express my thoughts!",

"We both live in the same dormitory, right?"

"That's right. Naturally, he smiled and put the package in his hand on the table and untied it, "I just made some baked cookies at Vazis, let's eat them with the cake." ”

Except for Elijah, who was moving chairs for Michelle, everyone shuddered.

The members of the soy sauce tribe who passed by, with the enthusiastic help of Varge, basically moved away from the level of making charcoal cubes into food. But two of the two killers still go their own way: one is that she can turn ordinary materials common on any continent into abyssal items in various unbelievable methods, so that people can't tell whether she is cooking or alchemy;

Cecilia of the two has a very clear understanding of Michelle's cooking, and Michelle's personality dictates that she will only be slightly curious about the former's cuisine. The only thing they have in common is that they have absolute confidence in their own food, so they have never tasted it for themselves......

Alicia waved her hand desperately and said, "No, no, Michelle, you made these cookies for Elijah, right? ”

"yes, yes, we really don't need to. Cecilia was also on the side.

"Yes, yes, we've had afternoon tea before. Or give it to Ilya. Sophia's face changed suddenly, and she couldn't even cover it with a fan.

Beep –

Li Huayin: "Wait a minute! Forget about Yuege, why are my lines being pinched!?"

There are already three people in front, and if you come again, you will be suspected of cheating the number of words......

"Oh well. Michelle, who had not insisted on anything, carefully spread the small biscuits in the package on the table in front of Ilya, made him a cup of tea, and then folded her hands on her lower abdomen and stood aside looking at her lover with a look of hope on her face.

Naturally, the wife of the moment is full - if you ignore those beautiful murder cookies.

But if Elijah were to score, Michelle would be a perfect score. Didn't you see that guy eating well?

By the way, in addition to the two major murderous cooks, there is also a super iron stomach in the soy sauce department - Ilya children's shoes that are madly jealous and suspicious of the school boys in the Kaihou (Divine Beast) Palace. If the first two are made of any food that a normal person cannot take a bite, then the latter one can digest whatever he eats.

At least little Lori had seen Ilya pick up one of the poisonous leeches that Cecilia had put aside while cooking for Fabiano, and then she was chased and beaten all over the house for half an hour by a thunderous Cecilia - wasn't it a little curious? Both of them were ......

Seeing the warm scene of Ilya and Michelle on the side of the background full of colorful bubbles and a halo to soften the picture, Alicia quietly wiped a cold sweat. Others are doing the same thing.

"Woo woo, my lovely Michelle is running to her own happiness with a man. After breathing a sigh of relief, Li Huayin unsurprisingly began to be funny, "Although I am reluctant, I will still bless you." ”

The two people who were said suddenly turned into big red faces.

Elysia: "Huayin, are you watching your friend get married and prepare to be a bridesmaid?"

Li Huayin: "No, little Ellie. I'm marrying my own queen (divine beast) palace. ”

"You're ...... enough"