It wasn't until Elijah had eaten the terrible biscuit that Alicia settled down and put a candle in the cake. Looking at the burning candles that represented the 12-year-old, Alicia suddenly had the feeling of crying and laughing when she entered middle age and was ready to understand life, but suddenly returned to her childhood, but her mentality could never change back.

Looks worse than a certain four-eyed detective.

Li Huayin closed the curtains, making the room dark: "Little Ellie, what wish are you going to make?"

Little Lori replied without hesitation, "Let me be a boy next year." ”

There was a crisp "crackling" sound, and everyone in the room turned to stone and shattered to the ground.

"Don't~~~~~~~~~~!!" Li Huayin, who came back to his senses, jumped at Alicia with a tiger, "How can you bear to treat me with sauce!?

Alicia drew the sword of victory of the oath and slapped Li Huayin to the ground in mid-air like a fly: "Don't worry, I will ask Michelle to make a gorgeous bento for you." ”

Then Li Huayin, who was still shaking his legs and grabbing the floor with both hands, suddenly quieted down.

Alicia walked over to the cake, closed her hands and closed her eyes, and began to make a wish. Before he could think of what to wish for, the cold and toneless nasty voice in his head sounded again: "It's special reward time." You have one chance to redeem an artifact, no matter what it is. Please decide before midnight today, expired and void. ”

This pseudo-main god has not appeared for a long time, and Alicia was stunned for a moment, and then she did not hesitate to exchange it for something that would not be lost, could not be damaged, had unlimited energy, and could automatically upgrade the hardware on a regular basis without attracting the attention of the native residents.

A state-of-the-art laptop that can connect to the Earth's Internet.

Little Lori excitedly took out her laptop and turned on the power.

Locklip: "I gave you a chance to exchange for an artifact, and you actually exchanged it for a notebook!?"

Little Lori: "This notebook is also at the artifact level just by looking at the attributes." ”

Locklip: "And what exactly are you using to redeem the notebook!?"

Lori: "Check the information." ”

Locklip: "I don't ask you to click on Baidu Dashen to make a show when you say this, but you can at least turn off the storm video of "Silver Tamar" playing on the screen for me!!"

Satisfied, Elysia, who was finally able to relive her life in the puppet house, blew out the candles and cut the cake to share with the others, and then was smeared with cream by them in a scream. Then, the room turned into a fierce battleground for each other's faces.

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Alicia looked up at the clock, it was 4:55 p.m. She began to scrutinize the suitcase on the ground so that she could find the trap that Lolicon might be hiding.

The box is about one meter tall and is black all over, with a pattern of blooming roses painted on the surface, giving it an elegant and mysterious look. Aside from the handle at the top, there is nothing suspicious outside. But Alicia pinched the handle, but nothing happened, and it seemed that the handle was normal. If there is a mechanism, only the inside of the box will be left - maybe the so-called gift inside the box itself is a huge prank? This is really a painful problem, so Lori decisively decides not to think about it anymore.

After waiting for a while under the attention of the other members of the soy sauce making around me, the suitcase finally changed when the bell rang in the academy.

It let out a "ding" sound, causing Alicia, who was watching it nervously, to roll to the ground.

[You have a good suitcase, don't go to the COS microwave oven, the soul is light!!]

The crate continued to fall silent again, and an impatient Alicia stepped forward and pressed the button near the handle to open it.

It was a beautiful little angel, at least she used to be. Dressed in a dark gothic princess dress and small leather boots, and wearing hair accessories of the same color as her clothes, and decorated with red roses, she gave a beautiful impression, and slowly opened her eyes and woke up. Suddenly, Elicia's eyes were drawn to her purple-red eyes, but what made Elicia more concerned was her haughty, confident, cold, and slightly sad eyes. With long hair like the purest snow in the world, and black wings tucked up behind her like the night sky at the bottom of the abyss, she looks very arrogant and unapproachable, calm and intelligent, and even the best people can only find sarcasm, disdain and mockery in her eyes, as if she is the most perfect existence in the world, full of gothic beauty, mystery and noble temperament. ,

In the face of this great existence that can make all figurine fans burn, Xiao Lori was silent for a long time and finally squeezed out a sentence:

"Yo. ”

"Yo. "In the suitcase, it's like a fallen angel coming out of a heavy color oil painting.

Then Alicia grabbed a piece of cake that had survived the face fight just now, and vigorously pasted her pretty little face that she had managed to wash clean with great difficulty.

Alysia never thought that Lolicon's cheap brother would give a doll to herself. If it's an ordinary puppet, forget it, at most it's just a pillow. But who wanted to send it to the front was actually the mercury lamp in the famous "Rose Girl" - please note that the word "figure" is not added here, which means that the person in front of him can walk, fly, have a poisonous tongue and spill a barrage - the little Lori who is not mentally prepared subconsciously said hello before remembering that it was the first conversation between herself and the chairman.

What a magical and connotative and exciting dialogue this is, little Lori was so excited that she was so depressed and speechless that she made a face for herself.

"If you're trying to amuse me in such a stupid way, I'm happy to tell you that you've failed. Mercury got up and walked out of the suitcase and said, "Why would I have such a brain-dead master as you?"

[Since you know that you are a gift to someone, don't add such a bad adjective in front of "master", hey!]

"Alicia, what is this?" asked Sophia, as she was busy picking up the fan that had fallen from the ground in surprise.

"The work of a genius alchemist - a magically driven puppet. Alicia looked at the mercury lamp and sighed in her heart that a character who was shorter than herself finally appeared, although the other party was not human, "I didn't expect the so-called birthday present to be so exaggerated." ”

"But she just spoke!?" Cecilia cried out.

The mercury lamp spread its wings gorgeously, drew a graceful arc in the air, and lightly landed on the raised chair dedicated to Alicia and sat down, elegantly took a sip of the black tea in front of him, and said, "Even your little girl who doesn't have any etiquette can speak, why can't I?"

"Hey, wait a minute. Chair aside, that cup of black tea in your hand is mine, right?"

[And don't pose really red to taste black tea!] Aren't you a pair of enemies!?】

Cecilia was almost mad: "Now is not the time to complain!?

[I know I know that it is impossible to create a work of the level of the Rose Maiden with the alchemy level of this world, which is why you are making such a fuss. It's like the beginning of the 21st century when an earthling sees an unlicensed car turn into a robot in front of them, right? No, at least the earthlings may be calmer than you, because people may have seen a movie called "Transformers" and you don't have the "Rose Maiden" anime here......]

Alicia shrugged and said, "What's the matter with the conversation? Didn't you see her drinking tea?"

"But the current level of alchemy can't make this kind of puppet at all, right!?"

"There are some things in this world that you don't want to know. Sophia pulled La Cecilia to dissuade. Presumably, she thought that the mercury lamp was a product of the alchemist secretly trained by the Harris family and prepared it for her as a birthday gift on the orders of Elysia brother. This kind of matter involving the secrets of the big family should naturally not be asked too much.

Cecilia was obviously aware of this reminder, and she said no more.

"But this little doll is really beautiful!" Michelle said with a smile at her as she walked up to the mercury lamp, "Hello, my name is Michelle." Do you have a name?"

Perhaps due to the strong affinity of Nature, the mercury lamp did not use the poisonous tongue skill on Michelle. She nodded at the little girl who was bending over and looking at her with a smile, and said, "My name is Mercury Lamp." ”

Then the mercury lamp, who was about to continue drinking tea, suddenly found that Alicia was rummaging for something in the suitcase, and couldn't help but be very strange: "Hey, what are you looking for in my suitcase?"

"Instruction manual. Little Lori looked up and said solemnly, "High-grade alchemy items have a soul binding process, you are so special, I must follow the instructions." ”,

“...... Don't flip it, there's no such thing. Just drip blood like a normal one. ”

"Oh, Sauce Purple. Little Lori walked over, and by the way, she picked up the knife that cut the cake and prepared to cut her fingers.

"You guy who uses the cream on the cake as a mask and has an IQ that is not as high as a slime, wash my face and come back again!" Mercury Lamp frowned in disgust, "Didn't anyone teach you etiquette!?"

So I forgot that I was still a little Lori with a big flower face and ran to the bathroom in tears.

After Alicia went out, there were a few girls left in the room to watch the mercury lamp and drink tea leisurely. I'm sorry, but there's also a sleeping Ilya who falls into a coma every time she eats Michelle or Cecilia's best food - or is it just a great thing to fall asleep?

Sophia was silent for a while and finally couldn't help asking, "Mercury lamp, you seem to have your own consciousness, so why are you willing to be a gift to others?"

"Because that's my creator's desire. "He wants me to be with that little girl, lest she feel lonely—though she doesn't seem to be lonely now, having made so many friends with you." It's a bit of a superfluous, isn't it?"

"No, it's not redundant. Elysia, wiping her face with a handkerchief, said as she walked in through the door, "All encounters in this world are fate." Uh, I'm sorry, lamenting that ginseng is really not for me, so don't look around. ”

After completing Lori's bloodletting ritual - I'm sorry, I mean the soul binding ritual, the chairman finally officially appeared and became one of the daily characters. At this moment, the countless appearances with names and names before were pitifully rare, and the other characters who were almost playing soy sauce throughout the whole story were full of faces......

Li Huayin looked at the dazzlingly beautiful two loli in front of her, biting her fingers and salivaing. After she came to her senses, she pretended to get a chair and came to the vicinity of the two, and jumped hard, trying to take them into her arms at the same time: "Haha, let me love them well!"

Then she flew out of the second-floor window with lightning bolts and black feathers.

Downstairs came the screams of a boy, the sound of a heavy object falling to the ground, and then the sound of a boy yelling in the same voice as Alicia. It seems that Li Huayin smashed into Kyotaro, who was strong in the mahjong department by Yuki Kataoka......

With this in mind, Alicia grabbed the magic sensor that Chasi had set aside to maintain, and filmed the CG image that could be used as a kill-and-death image.

[After you ate so much tofu from the girls around you, you finally killed the boys yourself. Huayin, should I congratulate you or congratulate you or congratulate you? Anyway, this situation is so eye-catching, I never thought that you were wearing such ordinary pure white cotton pants! What about your translucent pajamas? Spinning camisole shirts? What about all kinds of intimate clothing? Okay, I admit that I went on the stage, but you only wear such ordinary clothes because you don't have money, right!?]

"She, she, she, she's going to magic!?" Cecilia, who had intended to remain calm, finally jumped up again after seeing the barrage of black feathers of the mercury lamp, this time almost hitting the ceiling.

"Yes, and the spell level is higher than yours. Little Lori said very flatly.

Mercury Lantern glared at Little Lori very dissatisfied: "Don't compare me with that kind of rookie who is a beginner!"

Then Cecilia turned gray and crouched in the corner of the wall to draw circles - this time even little Lori was sweating on her head.

After a while of chickens and dogs jumping at the entrance of the first floor, Li Huayin, who still had a black feather in his hair, hobbled and appeared at the door with a college saber as a crutch. At this time, her whole person looked as if she had lost her soul, mechanical and stiff, and she couldn't find the vitality value of the usual broken table at all.

"What's the matter, Huayin, have you been bitten by a zombie?" Alicia burst into tears.

"Ah, the sky is so blue. "Completely donkey's lips are not the answer to the horse's mouth.

"Medic, Captain Li Huayin is wounded!!" Alicia shouted.

"There has to be a degree of spoofing, hey!?" Finally, the color of life returned to Li Huayin's body, "I was rubbed with oil by a boy!!Don't you see that I have hives all over my body now!?",

"Sure enough, complaining is the driving force of life. And what's the deal with your hives? Could it be that you're Kanako Miyamae's long-lost sister?"

"Okay, you two. Sophia reminded, "It's supposed to be time for dinner, right?"

Michelle clapped her hands and said, "Ah, I forgot." Anyway, you can eat with mercury lamps, what do you want to eat for dinner?"

Before the mercury lamp could answer, Alicia rushed to say, "Of course it's yogurt!"

“...... I'm sorry, but I shouldn't compare the IQ of slimes to you, I'm insulting a race that specializes in providing experience to novice warriors who are determined to defeat dragons. ”

"Maybe I should add honey to your recipes in the future. Alicia said helplessly after being defeated by the poisonous tongue of the legendary Chairman.

"I'm not interested in becoming a black-bellied person. It's enough for you and the pink-haired one. The mercury lamp glanced at little Lori and Sophia and snorted coldly.

“...... Let's go. ”

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The power of rumors is great, it can make a beggar who is lucky enough to pick up a gold coin in the mouth of the third aunt and six women become an advanced model of making a small fortune to get rid of poverty and become rich, although he himself may just sacrifice the temple of the five internal organs. After taking the mercury lamp to the cafeteria, Alicia is very calm about the various versions of the rumors that may appear, as this will only be more exaggerated on Earth.

So when a classmate asked her if the little puppet would cast a forbidden spell after entering the classroom with a mercury lamp the next day, Alicia calmly told the other party that this little dot, who is only 92.3cm tall, has nothing to do with a certain pink-winged angel-type robot.

The mercury lamp was very calm with the crowd watching, which can be seen from the painful scene of Joey, who was lying on the ground foaming at the mouth and twitching when he tried to fool her, and Tom, who had formed a deep bond with him during the opera on Valentine's Day, crouching on the side with a concerned expression.

[Don't think that self-disciplined magic puppets are easy to fool.] The way you are now when you are gorgeously knocked down by the poisonous tongue is just because the chairman disdains you and changes to the emerald star stone to ensure that you are fooled to death. 】

Looking at the rising star of the rising deceit master in the Garden of Hope, who has been defrauded of a large amount of money, materials, equipment, spars and other items from countless students and teachers since the beginning of the school year, and who is known as "knowing that he will be deceived if he has no truth in his mouth", is causing artificial epilepsy on the ground at this moment, the surrounding Class A students expressed great joy to see this kind of thing. As a result, the popularity of the mercury lamp, which already had a large number of fans because of its own temperament, suddenly soared again.

It wasn't until the bell rang for class that the surroundings of Alicia and the mercury lamp fell silent.

After a long wait, the classroom door was opened.

Norman, who was drenched and soaked, walked in with a kitten on his back, and sat next to them under the surprised eyes of little Lori's "I'm used to it" and the mercury lamp.

"What's the matter with this big man, did he fall into the water?" asked the mercury lamp after all.

"Just get used to whatever happens to this person, it's part of our class. ”

[You climbed up to save the kitten who couldn't get down from the tree on the lake, and when you took it into your arms, the branch couldn't bear your outrageous weight and broke, and then you threw the cat to the shore before it fell into the water, right? 】

As usual, not long after Norman entered, Chrissy, the tutor of Class A, walked in with a chocolate bar in her mouth without combing her face or washing her clothes.

Is this scene really normal......

Chrissy glanced up at the two beings beside Alysia and Norman who were obviously out of place in the classroom, and said to herself, "Are you all here?" ”

"Hey, one of your students has brought dolls and pets into the classroom, and one is sitting on a desk and the other is on his head! Don't ignore that, at least remind them to put them away during class, hey! And Norman, don't carry that cat anymore.] If you want COS Intix, you won't look like it in shape first!]

"Every year at the end of March and the beginning of April, the Garden of Hope organizes a week of off-campus trials for students in grades 1 to 3, when you will be led by your teachers to various locations to fight monsters and practice your skills. In general, there is no danger, as long as you don't get lost and left behind.

This year is scheduled to start on March 30th, so if you don't want to sleep in the open air and chew the turf, hurry up and get my luggage ready. We will try it out with the Martial Arts Team A team of the same grade opposite, don't be ashamed of this, or I'll make you look good!Our trial site this year is a mine hollowed out by dwarves, and the hole near the surface is occupied by some rat men with wooden sticks as weapons, and our target is those timid guys. They don't have much intelligence, and they're not physically strong, so even a magician can beat them in hand-to-hand combat. So you don't have to worry, it's all an outing.

Legend has it that the dwarves dug a path to the underworld and settled there - if we went a little further into the mines, we might even meet the dwarves. They're a very hospitable race, and I'm looking forward to meeting them. (Alicia: You're just expecting someone's bar?) If you can, you'd better buy a map in case you get lost.

Our trial location is the famous novice leveling site of the Gstrick Mine. ”