Chapter 007: Vicious Bullfighting
I never dreamed that Freud's personality theory had such magical power that it could intoxicate the Jade Emperor's wife and the gods.
Taibai Xingjun regrets himself, he is always too cautious when encountering things, otherwise, the long-standing unresolved chaos problem of the little world may have been solved long ago, why did it lead to the point where it is difficult to clean up today?
The real one is: deliberately planting flowers and flowers, and unintentionally planting willows and willows.
Taibai Xingjun was overjoyed, he knew very well in his heart that the matter had come to this point, whether it could be fundamentally resolved, success or failure was in one fell swoop.
Thinking about it this way, he saw the opportunity, took advantage of the situation, and said with a little horror: "What's even more terrifying is that the chaotic evil qi generated by the little world has been rushing straight to the bullfighting from time to time, according to the old minister's repeated observations, it has more or less infiltrated some of the places that have entered the Heavenly Realm Immortal State!"
After listening to Taibai Xingjun's sensational words, all the gods, immortals, and Buddhas of the universe who attended the early dynasty of the Lingxiao Hall all twitched their noses one by one, trying to find some clues related to it!
When the Jade Emperor heard Taibai Xingjun's words so serious, his eyes widened in surprise and he asked the divisions of the Heavenly Court: "Ladies and gentlemen, is there such a strange thing?"
Gui Ba, the director of the back garden, rushed out of the class to complain about his suffering.
"Qiqi Sheng, I have indeed found that the flowers and plants in the Yao Pond are not as particularly green, bright and spiritual as usual, and I always feel like people can't sleep enough, a little sluggish, wilting and stinking. There are also those peaches and fruits, and it seems that there are also some people who are old and yellow......"
Hearing what the god in charge of the back garden said, the queen mother also whispered softly to the Jade Emperor.
"No wonder after returning from Jupiter's palace yesterday, the concubine ate the fruits in her back garden, and felt that something was not quite right, and she thought that she was eating on Jupiter's side, and she liked the new and resented the old!"
A few years ago, when Jupiter's palace had just been built, the Jade Emperor came for the first time, and saw the charming garden shape and a variety of beautiful plant embellishments, and was overjoyed, and immediately asked Jupiter who did it.
After learning that it was Guiba's masterpiece, he ordered to attract a look. Later, he learned that his body was full of fragrance, so he gave him the surname of you, which means that it is rare and valuable, and his name is eight, but because he is a wooden body, he takes the homophonic "Gui" character as his surname, and is named a flower fairy, and goes to the heavenly court to take charge of the back garden, which is deeply favored by the Jade Emperor.
The Jade Emperor listened to Gui Ba's performance, and saw his wife's personal feelings, so he was convinced, and nodded to the Queen Mother again and again, indicating that he seemed to feel the same way!
After Gui Ba played, Bi Ma Wen of Tianma Farm also hurriedly went out of class to make a report.
"Recently, the grass in the Tianma Farm does not seem to be as green and lush as in previous years, and the Pegasus does not feel like it is eaten much, and what is even more puzzling is that a few Pegasus have had diarrhea and inexplicable fever recently, which has made the people of the Pegasus Farm panic, and the ministers are worried that if the Pegasus has three long and two short, how to afford to eat the sin!"
Bi Ma Wen played to the Jade Emperor, and he couldn't help but swallow more, and continued to tell with a sigh of mourning.
"We have been up and down for nearly two months, and we have not been looking for the knot in the middle day and night, but we have found nothing, today I heard Taibai Xingjun say this, the ministers finally know some of the truth, so that even if they are convicted and die, they can finally die blindly!"
The Jade Emperor saw that Bi Ma Wen was shocked, so he smiled and was relieved.
"It's not serious, just do your best!"
After that, he asked, "What happened to my Sky Chasing Wind Horse?"
Bi Ma Wen hurriedly returned to Emperor Yu's questioning.
"It's okay to be okay that day, the holy mount, who dares to be a little lazy? In order to take care of it, the ministers also specially arranged three heavenly workers to take care of it, and gave it a small stove every day, and after the good tender grass was cut back, each leaf of grass was washed with clean water and carefully fed to ensure that it did not eat harmful sundries!"
The Jade Emperor laughed heartily when he saw Bi Ma Wen taking care of his mount so attentively.
"That's good! But try to treat everyone equally!"
I have heard that the main affairs of Yaochi and Tianmachang have been played, and the director of Tianchi is not willing to be silent, so he also went out to play:
"Holy Lord, it seems that there is something wrong with the fog floating on the Tianchi recently, it is not as clear and thorough as in the past, and I always feel that there are some indescribable abnormalities, which may affect the mood of the Arowana in the pool, so that the time to swim and play is greatly reduced, and it is difficult to see them. ”
After that, after some scratching his ears and thinking about it, he finally sketched a rough outline of the changes in the fog on the Tianchi. The gods agreed that there were great differences in relative humidity, visibility ranges, boundary characteristics, diurnal variations, thicknesses, and colors.
After listening to the performances of all parties, the Jade Emperor pondered for a moment, as if he had something in mind, and then he began to question.
"Won't you be a little chasing after the wind, right? I think about it, even if what you say is true, you may not be able to assert that it is the evil qi from the little world that has rushed to the heavenly court?"
At this moment, Taibai Xingjun didn't know what the Jade Emperor had in mind, and he didn't want to take the liberty of answering the conversation, so he had to stare at Qing and continue to listen.
Seeing that no one picked up the stubble, the Jade Emperor spoke to himself.
"I wondered, could it be that the monkey urine that the monkey sprinkled in the heavenly court when he was in trouble? Didn't he once go to the back garden to steal peaches and pull while eating? ”
The gods, immortals, Buddhas and ministers attending the meeting, seeing that the Jade Emperor was talking to the Monkey King again, they all couldn't help but laugh secretly!
Seeing that what the Jade Emperor said was a little outrageous, the Queen Mother glanced at him and questioned:
"The concubine thinks that the monkey scourge is not so serious!"
When the Jade Emperor saw that his wife was suspicious, the ministers snickered, so he said by example seriously: "What I said is not groundless, when I was still in the lower realm, there was a group of hairy male monkeys in the mountains behind the village, although this guy is very human, and the villagers caught it and trained it to play tricks to amuse, but the dry smell of monkey urine is unbearable."
When the Jade Emperor said this, he was afraid that others would not believe him, and he also gave an example. "When I was the owner of the village in Zhangjiawan, there was a big square in the center of the village, and there were a lot of flowers and plants on the side of the square, because I often gathered there to play monkey play, and was completely destroyed by a few bubbles of monkey urine, and there was no grass in the next few years!"
Taibai Xingjun saw that the Jade Emperor teased Sun Wukong again, knowing that he had too many deep-rooted prejudices against the monkey, and he didn't dare to be stubborn with him, so he had to change the topic in four or two.
"What the Jade Emperor taught is that he will investigate thoroughly after the old minister goes down!"
As he said this, he had already stretched out his hand to submit the urgent documents of the four major continents of Dongsheng Shenzhou, Beiju Luzhou, Xiniuhe Continent and Nanbu Continent. I didn't forget to add again:
Seeing that the situation was not trivial, he did not dare to take it lightly, and he studied it day and night for a long time, knowing that this evil qi contained a large amount of miasma, and if it was allowed to rot, it would cause infinite harm. ”
The Jade Emperor saw that Taibai Xingjun had sworn an oath, and had already roughly read the emergency documents submitted by several major continents, and knew that this vicious bullfighting was true, and he couldn't wait to get it out of the water as soon as possible, so he couldn't wait to ask:
"Taibai Aiqing, do you have anything else to discover?"