Chapter 006: Anal Twisted Disorder

Qianjiafan was removed from the shackles and handcuffs on the spot, and was led by the heavenly soldiers to Tianmachang to suppress the shock.

At this time, the Jade Emperor asked with great interest: "Taibai Aiqing, don't you want to show me some evil things that have appeared in the universe recently?"

When Taibai Xingjun saw that the Jade Emperor mentioned what he had just said, he hurriedly stepped forward and said: "When the Holy Lord was on vacation in the Jupiter Palace, he told the old minister to keep his eyes open and star, and the old minister should do his best, but he ......."

The Jade Emperor saw that Taibai Xingjun was spitting out, as if there was something unspeakable, so he interrupted his words and said openly: "I have always known that you are loyal and righteous, and it doesn't hurt to say anything if you have something to say!" After thinking about it, he specially added, "No matter what major things happen, the sky will never fall!"

Seeing that the Jade Emperor was so calm and composed, Taibai Xingjun also dispelled the scruples in his chest, and said boldly with confidence: "Lord, that distant little world has been in trouble again recently......

When he heard the word "little global", the Jade Emperor's heart suddenly tightened, and his face was obviously a little unhappy, and before Taibai Xingjun finished speaking, he preemptively said angrily: "I thought it was a big deal, but it turned out to be such a rotten gourd and sesame seeds!"

Taibai Xingjun saw that the saint was a little impatient, knowing that what he was worried about had finally happened, for fear that he would miss a big event, so he hurriedly concentrated his body and increased the tone of his speech, so as to dilute the long-lasting and unforgettable shadows in the Jade Emperor's heart.

"Holy Lord, although the little world is not worth mentioning, it is a small ghost!"

Since the Monkey King made trouble in the Heavenly Palace, people have been secretive about the little world, and no one wants to go to the wound of the Jade Emperor to sprinkle salt, and innocently ask for their own suffering. After all, the shadow that the monkey created on the Jade Emperor back then was too big, it is hard to imagine that a majestic Emperor of the Universe was chased and beaten by a mustard grass people, what a shame it was!

Sure enough, when the Jade Emperor saw Taibai Xingjun's words, it was not easy to push back any longer, so he said with some embarrassment: "Then what is there?"

After hearing the words of the Jade Emperor, Taibai Xingjun was not beating around the bush, so he went straight to the point.

"In the past, Heavenly Court was in the vast universe, and there was no shortage of such a small piece of land as the small universe, so I didn't count it, just throw it there and let it fend for itself, but somehow, this little bit has recently had another incident, which makes people worry. ”

Seeing that Taibai Lao Qi was so mysterious, all the gods and immortals felt a little inexplicable, and they cast their suspicious glances one after another. The Jade Emperor even raised his throat with a heart, and couldn't help asking: "Could it be that the Monkey King of Huaguo Mountain is the other way around?"

Taibai Xingjun shook his head and said, "That's not so serious. ”

After listening to Taibai Xingjun's words, the Jade Emperor finally landed a stone in his heart, and said with a long sigh of relief: "That's good!"

Taibai Xingjun saw that the Jade Emperor had relaxed, so he didn't have any scruples, so he poured beans into a bamboo tube - straight up.

"Roughly calculated, that little world has been chaotic for tens of thousands of years, due to the long-term laissez-faire, so that the evil qi is more and more generated, and there is a lack of channeling, it is more and more prosperous, the more prosperous the evil is bigger, the bigger and bigger the more the tide is pushing, making this square inch of land full of evil energy, and it is spreading everywhere for no reason, causing the surrounding planets to complain!"

The Jade Emperor finally figured it out, it turned out that it was a trivial matter such as emitting some evil energy, how could he make a fuss, and he was immediately very unhappy, so he asked sharply with a gloomy face:

"Since this place is so evil, I'm afraid that if it goes on like this, it will be harmful to Heavenly Court in the long run, why don't you make up your mind to do anything with it?"

Taibai Xingjun saw that the Jade Emperor was angry, and knew that he had not let go of the matter of the stone monkey from his heart, for fear of forcing him to be anxious, and he had never known if he had ruined the little world with a single word, so he hurriedly turned around and channeled it.

"The Holy One is angry, that little world is indeed a little too arrogant, but it is located in the center of the universe, and if it is destroyed, it will cause infinite harm. Besides, the Lord has always been gracious, and he can't let go of it and deal with it?"

If the Buddha also heard the sound of the Jade Emperor, he thought that the saint had not yet let go of his disciples, so he went out and said:

"Holy Lord, the monkey who once committed the crime has now converted to Buddhism and become a disciple of this seat. I believe that he has changed his ways from now on, and he still hopes that the Jade Emperor will be enlightened!"

The Jade Emperor saw that Taibai Xingjun said that he was very affectionate and reasonable, and even more like the Buddha came out of class to intercede for Sun Wukong, he regretted that he was too emotional, and he was a little unhappy in his heart, so he turned his anger into joy and said: "Although I am relieved, what I just said is just a joke!"

Immediately, the Jade Emperor diverted the conversation by himself, and took the initiative to ask Taibai Xingjun about the little world: "Why did that little world become so unruly?"

Seeing the Jade Emperor's 180-degree change, and even investigating the origin of the little global chaos, Taibai Xingjun couldn't help but be stunned, feeling a little surprised, but after calming down a little, he secretly congratulated himself on his cleverness in preparing for a rainy day, otherwise, he would be ugly in the court today.

Thinking of this, Taibai Xingjun was a little smug, and he boasted to the Jade Emperor ecstatically.

"The old minister really thought about this matter, maybe this little world has not been able to get the care it deserves for a long time, and has committed the strange disease of anal desire distortion. ”

When the Jade Emperor saw Taibai Xingjun say such thunderous words, his spirits were lifted for a while, and he asked earnestly with expectant eyes, "What did Aiqing say?"

Seeing that the Jade Emperor was so eager, Taibai Xingjun was overjoyed that he would miss such a good opportunity, so Jiang Hai gushed his words.

"Psychologist Sigmund Freud's research shows that personality development is roughly divided into five periods, namely the oral stage, the anal period, the sexual bud stage, the latent period and the reproductive period, and the personality demands in each period are very different. ”

After that, Taibai Xingjun shook his lips and spoke vividly about Freud's theoretical discovery......

When Dafan is in the period of young and ignorant anal desire, the pursuit of personality is prominently manifested in the satisfaction of primitive desire, because the dynamic desire zone is in the anus, therefore, the young child is particularly interested in the pleasure experience obtained by relieving the internal pressure during metabolism, and is particularly interested in the activities of the anus, and thus produces stimulation pleasure and satisfaction.

Behavioural training during this period is crucial for young children. If the control is too strict, the punishment is too harsh, or the punishment is too harsh, or if he does not pay attention to it, it may leave him with endless sequelae, and when he grows up, he will be cold, stubborn, stubborn, stingy and other inferior natures.

Correspondingly, the main task of parents at this stage is to cultivate children's self-control ability through training to defecate and defecate on time. By training children to be comfortable with their own emissions, they take an important step in their lives, learning to be independent, developing self-confidence, and knowing when and where to give up and deal with themselves.

If there is a conflict in the psychology of this stage, or the child is forced to defecate, or the hygiene requirements are too strict, or too concerned about "regular discharge", it may correspondingly cause the stagnant personality of anal desire, and the final degree of impact will depend on the reaction of different individual children.

Either it creates an extremely stingy, conservative personality, such as the protagonist of "Scrooge" is the embodiment of this typical personality.

Either it leads to obsessive-compulsive personality disorder, or focuses on neatness, or rejects neatness, often too much cleanliness, or sloppy.

Either they produce several opposite personality types, or they are overly punctual, or they are always procrastinating, or they are impulsive and unprovoked.

To some extent, the personality defects that many children have when they grow up are largely a reflection of the lack of nurturing in early childhood.

When the Jade Emperor saw that Taibai Xingjun was talking about the Tao, Long Yan said with great joy: "It seems that what Aiqing said is not unreasonable!"

Taibai Xingjun saw that the saint was full of praise, and he was even more free to talk freely.

"Young children in the anal desire period are often manifested as vomiting and leaking when adults eat, or crying endlessly, which is an extraordinary move to attract the attention of parents. The planet in the anal period is much the same, either as a poor worm moaning without disease, or into a obedient rabbit, or into a vicious dog wagging its tail and begging for mercy, or into an indiscriminate person who swears endlessly, and that's it. ”

The gods listened attentively to the vertical and horizontal movements of the Taibai Star, and the Jade Emperor and the Queen Mother were even more thoughtful.

Taibai Xingjun saw that he was already ripe, so he raised his voice and said heavily: "Obviously, that little global perversity may be a hysteria out of desperation, but in fact, it is nothing more than an alternative revenge or a cry of life!"

Listening to Taibai Xingjun say it so vividly, it makes people really feel the same way:

What kind of system there is, what kind of people there are, what kind of culture there is, and what level of society there is!!