Chapter 4 Femdom (I)

The morning sun shines on a valley village in the Bilas Mountains, and the melodious sound of bells, instead of the rooster crow at dawn, awakens people from the warmth of their beds.

This is the old Wore Valley of the bandits.

After the robbers saw the mysterious and powerful teenager show his "murderous and vicious" side yesterday, they were completely convinced, and brought Xiui here that night.

The brutal grace of the cruel grace that Huey had tormented Lehler the night had terrified everyone, so that few of them had really slept well that night.

So when the bell rang the next morning, the robbers, despite their reluctance, walked out of their house with sleepy eyes.

Then they saw that their new leader was already waiting for them outside, dressed in full clothes.

The young man was dressed in a strong suit and his face was solemn.

"I have to say, you guys are the most useless robbers I've ever seen. The young man in front of him stated such a fact with cold language and unadorned emotion.

"You are incompetent, bullying the weak, lacking organizational discipline, and lacking the courage to fight. It looks like you're just going to rush up and loot people who don't have the ability to fight back. It's hard for me to imagine how much you can gain from such actions. I guess you spend most of your time doing nothing, and when there's a stir in the ground, you'll hide in a dark hole and survive like a swarm of rats. You are the dregs of society, the outcasts of humanity, but you are unaware of it. I don't think you've ever dreamed of what kind of enjoyment you would have as a superior person. It seems to you that this wandering in the fields, free and easy to plunder, is good enough in itself. ”

"You have no ambitions, you are a bunch of mud that can't hold up the wall, a bunch of shit, even if you are left on the road, no one else wants to step on it. To put it simply, you're a bunch of uncleaned bastards who need to get back in the wheel and rebuild. ”

"So I must say that I really had to be merciful this time to accept you bastards, scum, and scoundrels. I have to say, before you can really contribute to me, I'm afraid I have to put a lot of effort into learning how to be a real, brilliant criminal who is a headache for the country and society. I mean, even if you're a robber, you have to be the best. Even if you are a villain, you have to be the kind that everyone fears. ”

Gong Hao hit the gang of bandits with harsh words, and then carefully watched their reactions and expressions.

It can be seen that even the strongest scolding will not move them. Those who become robbers have long since cast aside their conscience and dignity.

"From this day forward, you are no longer robbers. The young man's words changed suddenly.

"Don't be robbers, so what are we going to do?" the bandits were surprised.

"That's what I'm going to teach you. Xiu Yi said meaningfully: "From today on, you are no longer robbers, no longer villains, no longer hooligans and criminals wanted by the Empire. I need you to learn something new and work towards a new identity for the future. ”

"It's going to be a very difficult undertaking because your new identity requires you to learn a lot. You must abandon the bad habits of the past and learn and acquire new knowledge. I don't have much time to give you, but I can only describe the amount of content I want you to learn. In the process, you can complain and complain, but the person who cannot complete the task I have set, I promise him, he will experience the real ...... Life is worse than death. ”

The bandits looked at each other.

The former bandit leader Lei Lele boldly asked, "Master, what do you plan to need us to become in the future?"

"Superior people. In a cold and unintent tone, Huey said: "You can freely enter and leave the high society, and even the court, and let the world look up to the high and high." That is, gentlemen, nobles. ”

"So from today onwards I'm going to do a complete makeover of you and help you become new people. To be honest, it's not easy, but I've always liked challenging work. ”

Speaking of this, a wicked smile appeared on the corner of the boy's mouth.

Everyone couldn't help but shudder.

"Before I begin the transformation of you, let me tell you what you need to learn. ”

"Every morning when you get up, you have to wash up the necessary things, and good hygiene is a must. So you have to brush all your yellow teeth for me in three days. If the brush is not clean, use a knife to scrape. I can't scrape it myself, so I don't mind doing it myself...... Knock them out. This will be your last. ”

As Xiuy's cold gaze swept over, a large group of bandits, you look at me, I look at you, their bodies dirty enough for lice to hold meetings, and their clothes tattered enough to be used as rags.

"Now, everybody takes off my clothes and falls into the river over there to take a bath. Remember, wash cleanly. ”

"Hell, it's winter!" one of the bandits shouted.

The boy's voice was ghostly: "That can make your memories even deeper." I counted to ten, and I hadn't stripped naked and jumped into the river...... Rising sun. ”

The little demon dragon roared and stared at everyone.

A large group of bandits, look at me, I look at you, or the former leader of Releyesa, roared violently: "Fuck! Wash it, wash it, I'm afraid of a ball! Brothers, take off your clothes! There's a bitch in that river!

"Rush!" all the bandits shouted together, quickly throwing their tattered clothes to the ground and rushing towards the river together.

Xiu Yi looked at a large group of slick bodies and black buttocks, and smiled helplessly: "It's a very infectious slogan, isn't it?"

The little demon dragon nodded seriously.

This bath was perhaps the most painful for the robbers.

The robbers, who had never bathed several times in their lives, were allowed to go ashore after two hours of fluttering in the icy water. In the past two hours, the robbers have almost been washed off a layer of skin, and their skin is rubbed red.

However, when they came ashore, they were surprised to find that their clothes were missing.

"From this day forward, you don't have to wear the clothes you used to wear anymore. I have prepared new clothes for you. ”

Not far from the riverbank, Huey's hand was filled with countless dresses, top hats, civilization staffs, pocket watches, and shiny leather shoes.

Amazingly, there are even court women's clothes.

A large group of bandits were dumbfounded.

These were all things that Xiu Yi had come back from a nearly 100-mile journey last night. Unfortunate were a few aristocratic and clothing shops in the local town. When they woke up in the morning, they were shocked to find that all their clothes were gone. Tianxing Xiuyi's talent is wind magic, and he has reached the realm of wind breath, otherwise he really wouldn't be able to achieve such a high-speed rush effect.

Leleesa walked up to the pile of clothes, picked out a black tuxedo, and muttered, "This material is so comfortable to the touch." ”

"If you like it, you can wear it, and if it doesn't fit, you can change it for something else. Fortunately, there is no shortage of big men among the nobles, and there will always be something suitable for you. Huey laughed.

One by one, the thieves had showered and put on new clothes, and they looked much more pleasing to the eye. Those who don't know still think that the nobles are watching the village assembly here, but as soon as they open their mouths, they immediately show the true colors of bandits:

"Ge Laozi, this dress is really unpleasant, why are there so many buttons. A large, outrageous-looking man complained, his thick fingers at a loss for the buttons.

"That's the dress, you idiot. Look at my casual clothes, it has very few buttons. A slewd robber shouted triumphantly.

"Give me yours. ”

"You son of a bitch, dare to snatch my clothes!"

"What if I robbed you. ”

"Wow, looks like you're going to play with both hands, huh?" the lewd thief who had been robbed of his clothes flashed a knife in his hand.

"Ha, I'm happy to accompany you!" the other party did not show weakness.

A large group of bandits began to shout: "Fight, beat! Kill that son of a bitch!"

"Bart, I'll buy you win, I'll take off his arm!"

"Or kill his dick!"

"I'm betting ten silver Wert! I'm betting on Bart to win!"

"Twenty silver Wirt, I'll bet on Fan Sin. ”

"You're a fucking rich bitch!"

"That's Lao Tzu's wife!"

"Roar !!," a large group of people shouted frantically.

A cold cough quickly extinguished the bandits in the frenzy, and the young man's cold voice sounded leisurely: "I have to say, you are just a group of mud that can't support the wall, even if you put on the costumes of the nobility, you are still a group of scum, hooligans and villains in your bones." ”

The bandits turned to look at the young man behind them, and Releyesa cleared his throat: "Dear master, brothers often play like this. For us, fighting is as normal as a form of communication. ”

"Then they will have new ways of communicating in the future. The young man said coldly: "Now all of them are lined up for me from short to tall! During the penalty period, those who dare to talk will be given twenty lashes. ”

Two hours later.

"After washing, it's morning tea time. ”

Xiui was sitting at a table reserved for the aristocracy, pouring himself a cup of fragrant coffee.

He picked up the coffee in an elegant posture, took a sip gently, put it down, picked up a piece of pastry on the plate not far away, and said:

"Remember, having morning tea is a process of enjoyment, and you have to enjoy it with a relaxed mood and a cheerful attitude. The aristocrats did not eat to fill their stomachs, but to enjoy the good food that delicious food could bring us. ”

As he spoke, Xiu Yi put the pastry in his mouth and tasted it carefully, with a rather intoxicated expression on his face: "It tastes quite good, and I brought it all the way back." Interested in trying it?"

The bandits looked at each other.

"After morning tea, you have to study the cultural course. In high society, it was quite difficult to find an uneducated aristocrat. Aristocrats may be bastards, shameless, nasty, hypocritical, but they are, at least on the surface, always knowledgeable. So you have to start reading. Huey continued. "How many of you know how to read?"

The obscene-looking guy who had almost fought before stood up: "I know some words. ”

"How much?"

“...... I can write my own name. ”

The bandits laughed wildly: "Fan Xin, your turtle son can write his own name?"

"That's amazing. I didn't expect there to be a scholar among us!"

"Wow! Fan Xin, tell me how to write the two words, and how to write the second child?"

"His name is not **, nor is he called the second child. ”

"Oh, that's a shame!"

Xiu Yi sneered and continued, "In addition to learning to read and write, you also need to learn the history, cultural traditions, and religious development process of the Lance Empire and the Wind Continent. And then there's learning to drink......"

One of the thugs laughed and said, "Do you still need to study to drink, we can all do it, I can even drink with my asshole!"

Everyone burst out laughing.

Xiu Yi glanced at him coldly: "Red." ”

The blazing bird in the sky snorted at the bandit and spat out a fierce fire.

The bandit fell straight to the ground like a flaked pheasant.

Huey slowly continued to drink a cup of coffee: "I can be patient with your arrogance, ignorance, and rudeness for the time being. But I need you to remember that it is very rude to interrupt someone while they are talking. A true gentleman would never do that. The first time I made a mistake, it was up to my pet to warn me. The second time I make the same mistake, it's up to me to make the move. Usually you don't get a third chance to make a mistake. So I remind you again, don't miss anything I've said, because I'm always going to test you. ”

The bandits put away their eyes of pity and pricked up their ears, lest they miss a word that Huey had said.

Xiu continued: "Drinking parties, tea parties, horse parties, and dance parties are the four basic forms of the social circle of high society. In the afternoon, you will learn how to drink, how to distinguish between different types of wine, and how to ride a horse and how to gracefully ride a horse. The second is to learn art appreciation. Art appreciation is the basic expression that determines the level of an aristocracy. For poetry, painting, music, and sculpture, you have to have the least ability to distinguish between them. ”

A bandit whispered softly below: "The only art that Lao Tzu knows is ** art." ”

Xiuyi's eyebrows raised slightly: "Asahi." ”

The little demon dragon bared its teeth and pounced fiercely.

There was a terrible scream from the crowd, and after a few moments, Asahi came back with a piece of meat in his mouth.

"In the evenings, you have to learn how to dance and how to use language. You will have to learn at least one of the court's language, which is completely different from the way you usually speak. Remember, aristocrats don't swear. Words like Lao Tzu, asshole...... If I hear it from anyone's mouth again, I wouldn't mind helping him see for himself what his asshole looks like. ”

Violence is always the best way to educate bandits, and it is always the most direct and effective way to educate them.

The robbers learned to accept it silently.

After talking about what the robbers were going to learn roughly, Xiu Yi's morning tea had already been eaten.

He wiped his lips lightly with a napkin, and then said loudly:

"The first lesson we are going to learn today is etiquette. ”

"Etiquette is an important way to distinguish between superior and inferior people. Perhaps we can say that etiquette for a nobleman is as basic to nobility as family lineage, coats of arms, wealth, and imperial rewards. All the latter conditions are material, and I will find a way to solve these problems, but the problem of etiquette must be achieved by studying hard. ”

"So the first thing you have to learn is etiquette. ”

"There's a lot of etiquette involved. Greeting is a basic etiquette in high society. There are usually strict rules for people to meet and pay tribute to each other. For nobles who do not have a title, they can use titles such as Your Excellency, Sir, and for those who have titles, it is best to call titles. Self-proclaimed never to use words like Lao Tzu, and learn to distinguish the difference between 'contemptible' and 'me' on different occasions. I really can't figure it out, so I just use 'I' instead. Here you must understand that only people who are very close to you can be called you, and you are a term that is valid in most situations. The men greet each other differently from distance to distance. When you are about one meter to one and a half meters apart from each other, you can place your left hand on your chest and lean forward in a fifteen-degree position. If the distance is too far, use the hat salute. In formal settings, allow some close people to hug each other, but don't use too much force. ”

"There are usually three types of contact etiquette for men and women. First, the kiss hand. This is mainly applicable to the interaction of peers, usually in the case of equal status, and is applicable to the vast majority of occasions, generally used to meet or say goodbye. Remember, you are never allowed to pounce on them like a pack of greedy wolves. The movements must be soothing and elegant, don't feel like you've never seen a woman, and you won't relax when you touch someone else's hand. ”

A bandit raises his hand, which is a rule that Xiu Yi has just set, and he must raise his hand before he can speak.

Say. "Xiu Yi said.

The bandit asked, "Can I lick her?"

A whole bunch of bandits laughed.

Xiu Yi replied coldly: "Very good question. If anyone dares to stick their tongue out, I promise they won't ever think of using it again. ”

The boy's speech was cold and cruel, and the bandits shut up in understanding.

"The second type of ritual is to kiss the forehead. It is usually only used when the elder is against the junior. I don't think you're going to have many opportunities like that, and I honestly don't want you to, because I'm worried that you're going to move the kiss down and won't let go of it when you're facing the lady. ”

The robbers laughed again.

"The third ritual is to kiss the instep of the other person's foot. This is the etiquette used by the servants of the subordinates. The subordinates should be willing to accept the master's reward or punishment with humility. Whatever your heart thinks, you have to do it and behave in obedience. ”

"One thing I would like to remind you all of this is this: not every one of the forty-six people here has the opportunity to become a nobleman. Most of you can only become servants. But in the days to come, who has the opportunity to be served, and who can only serve others, depends on the progress of your learning. In the past, in addition to Leyesa being the boss, there were two leaders and three leaders. But now these hierarchical orders are nullified. I'm going to give you new rules of the game, and all you have to do is play the game according to my rules. There is only one way to decide whether you will be superior or inferior in the future, and that is to learn faster, more, and more integrated into the society I need you to integrate into. ”

"I need the patriarch of the family, who will have at least two brothers, a butler, and a samurai leader of the family. There may be some other additions to these identities, but not too much, because this is a new family, and the rest can only be miscellaneous work, including porters, coachmen, gardeners, waiters, cleaners, etc. As for what kind of characters you will be responsible for performing at that time, you can only rely on yourself to fight for it. ”

Huey didn't need every robber to learn how to talk like a gentleman, he would select a group of the best learned people from among them to play the role of a noble lord, and the rest could only be servants. But even the servants also need to learn the rules carefully.

Life is sometimes a play, and everyone is an actor.

If the actor has made the head, he can be the leading actor. If you don't act well, you can only run tricks.

As for Xiu Yi himself, his four-year career as an actor on Purgatory Island gave him excellent acting skills, and similarly, it also made him gradually familiar with the lifestyle of the aristocracy. Huey Glare's past experience and the rules of the ceremonial family provide Huey with a lot of material to use. This led him to become a director and write scripts at the same time, which he could use to direct every big scene in his future career.

No one knew what Huey was up to, and Huey didn't bother to explain it to them. As a leader, sometimes you need to maintain some mystery. A good subordinate only needs to know what the boss needs him to do, and he doesn't have to understand the intention behind it.

But on the other hand, as a leader, you must understand the meaning behind every action.

The use of bandits as their own team is certainly a very suitable choice, but if there is any downside to this plan, it is that bandits like Reller, with their speech, temperament, habits and lifestyle, are almost equivalent to carving the word "bad guy" on their own faces. With such a person, his life will either wander in the mountains and wilderness from then on, or he will be expelled or arrested by the local security forces as soon as he enters the city.

This is absolutely intolerable to teenagers.

The thieves should be the bargaining chips he uses to cover himself, not drag down his existence.

So at the same time as he decided to take in this group of bandits, his training plan was also born.

He wants to make these bandits become real gentlemen under his tutelage, not only in terms of identity, but also in temperament. This allowed him to travel freely in the days to come, rather than wandering through the mountains.

There is no doubt that this is a very challenging job.

Those who have the ability to lead can make a group of recalcitrant elements submit to their will and shape them like clay figures, while those who do not have the ability to lead can only integrate themselves into the collective.

Huey is clearly not the latter.