ICP record number: Xiang B2-20100081-3 Internet Publishing Qualification Certificate: Xinchu Network License (Xiang) Zi No. 11 Network Culture Business License: Wen Wangwen [2010] No. 128

This is how the intense learning process begins.

From this day on, Huey officially began to teach the thieves how to learn and understand the habits of high society.

Every morning, the bandits had to wear crisp aristocratic clothes, bow ties, black top hats, a pocket watch on their chests, and a staff of civilization in their hands.

They must learn to salute each other when they meet, rather than rushing over and hugging each other and punching each other with their fists. In the words of their master: "Only a countryman, an ignorant layman, would do such a thing." ”

When facing a lady, they must know how to pull out the chair for the lady instead of sitting down on their own, and understand the principle of putting the lady first.

Shirtlessness, nose picking, putting your feet on a chair or squatting to eat, and shouting at your mother are absolutely not allowed.

In addition, it is strictly forbidden to defecate in the open, to drink alcoholism, to drink strong alcohol, and to go to a low-level kiln to find a girl......

"When talking face-to-face with people, you must pay attention to speaking slowly, forcefully, and rhythmically, not rambling endlessly, not giving the other party a chance to speak, not interrupting others' speech, speaking clearly, using standard court language, and never using country slang. ”

"When the other person is talking, be calm, bend your back slightly, and be a listener, even if the other person is talking nonsense, you must also act as if you are listening! If you have a different opinion about the other person's opinion, you are not allowed to say that the other person is wrong, but you should use a tactful tone, for example: Your Excellency's statement is very reasonable, but I have some different ideas...... You can call each other a pile of shit in your heart, but you have to look like you're seeing a flower. ”

"It's hypocritical. Someone below whispered.

"That's right. Aristocracy or gentlemen are characterized by hypocrisy, and you have to learn hypocrisy now. Xiui did not punish the person who interjected this time: "Also, when two people are talking face-to-face, remember never to put one leg on the other. This kind of practice of crossing Erlang's legs is a taboo in etiquette, and it will make you look very uneducated. ”

The bandits cried out in discontent, "Oh my God, there are so many rules. It's unbearable. Lao Tzu even has to talk about the rules of how to stand and how to sit. ”

One of the bandits shouted: "I can't put my foot on a chair, I can't pick my beloved toe, and now I can't even put my other leg down." And where else can I put it? No, I've been used to this way of sitting since I was born. My legs are right here, and I'm not going anywhere. He clapped his thigh and shouted.

At this moment, in order to defend his "right", he even forgot about the horror of that "devil".

Xiui asked, "Are you sure you want this?"

"Yes, even if you kill me. The robber replied proudly.

"Good. Huey nodded.

The next moment, his figure swept over the bandit's body like lightning, and there was a flash of red lightning.

At the terrifying scream of the bandit, a long sword pierced through the bandit's thighs and was firmly nailed together.

"Since you like to put your legs together, I can help you fix it until you don't think it's so comfortable. ”

The juvenile means bloody, vicious, and direct.

All the robbers finally came to their senses and remembered that the young man they had followed had never been a merciful Lord.

The bad habits of the bandits are so numerous that they must use extraordinary means to get them to get rid of them in a short period of time.

"Cruel" people will not have the patience to wait for each other, and those who cannot change must pay a heavy price. And in the face of lessons, everyone will learn quickly.

** Always more efficient than rich. A tyrant may be hated by everyone, but his orders are always carried out and carried out as soon as possible before he is overthrown.

As for the future......

Xiu Yi is confident that these dirt buns who have never seen the world will finally fall in love with this kind of life.

Strong means of execution, coupled with a prosperous life in the future, can make up for all the misfortune and suffering.

Of course, before that, the bandits had to go through a special phase of dire straits.

In the valley, a farce like a burlesque is staged.

"If you want to be a gentleman, you have to have the temperament of a gentleman. The so-called temperament is not an intangible existence, in fact it is a collection of a series of aspects such as eyes, movements, behaviors, manners, etc., and it is a manifestation of education to a certain extent...... I have to say that your temperament makes you still a rough bunch even when you wear a dress. ”

"Look at the look in your eyes. You scum, you look at people like wolves looking at little sheep. No, you have to learn to look at others with a calm gaze, not to be intimidated. You don't need to use your sword to force someone to take out their wallet, you don't need to look like you're looking vicious. Don't look at people with this kind of fat sheep, your eyes are full of ** and greed. ”

"Look at me, smile, look with love, shine with wisdom, even if you have no wisdom at all. ”

"Oh my God, it's just so hard. The bandits complained loudly.

"Releysa, you come up and make a demonstration. Come to me and look at me. ”

**The samurai strode to Xiui's side and looked at Xiui with a tigerish eye.

"Eyes are the best window to express a person's emotions. Your mood, joy, laughter, sorrow, anger, can all be expressed in a person's eyes. Releyaza, I see deep hatred in your eyes. Huey pointed to the big man in front of him and explained to the bandits.

"Yes, my strong and generous hosts. I've never hated a bastard so deeply as I do now. If my eyes could turn into a sword, I would cut him into bits and pieces of minced flesh; If my eyes could turn into flames, I would burn him to a mass of charcoal; If my eyes could turn into an ocean, it would be enough to drown the devil I hated so much!" said Releesa, with affection in his eyes.

This made Xiu Yi a little "moved".

"It's really good to say, as a former leader, you are always more courageous than others. But I never thought that hatred could turn you into a poet, you know? It's the most beautiful language I've heard since I met you. ”

Huey leaned close to Leyesa's ear and whispered, "If the hatred for me can keep you in this state at all times, then I allow you to put Huyglaire's name on your lips and curse and curse that bastard in the way I taught you." But remember, it's in the same way I've been taught. ”

Releyesa licked his lips: "Master Huigler, you are so generous. You are the most personable villain I have ever met, and I pray to heaven with all my might, you must. ”

He said this very gently.

"That's a great point. Xiu Yi smiled and said, "Come and see, Lehrer did it, his eyes are full of tenderness at this time...... Remember, the eyes are the window to the heart, and what you need to do now is to learn how to close that window in your heart. Let's practice a lot if it's okay, and let's teach another content. ”

As the course officially began, the bandits' suffering began.

Walking is also a basic expression of aristocratic manners. When walking, you should take your steps as gently as possible and keep them in a relaxed and relaxed state. The aristocrats were not productive, they did not have heavy labor to oppress them, so there was no need to appear to be in a hurry. Even if there is an emergency, it is just a matter of speeding up the pace of walking. Remember, don't run anyway, when have you ever seen a gentleman running down the street?"

"You walk like a duck, swing your arms so smallly, don't shake them so much, are you looking for a fight? "An indecent bandit was kicked away by Huey.

……

"When you speak, your tone should be sincere and powerful, and your words must be clear. Sela, your tongue is big enough to make a pot of vegetables. ”

"I have a big toe in the west of the heavenly body, a bamboo man. Cyra replied angrily.

"Fix it, or I'll let you take weight loss pills by mouth every day. ”

……

"When you drink, there are different ways to drink according to different types of alcohol, but no matter which way you drink, it doesn't include the way you are now - it's called cow drinking. Not even the most vulgar servant will drink like you. If you can't fix it, I don't mind having you fill it with a litre of horse urine every day...... Maybe then you will understand what it means to savor it. ”

……

"Dance is one of the most common and practical forms of communication for the aristocracy. When inviting a lady to dance, learn some of the most basic gestures of etiquette. First, walk up to the lady and remember not to get too close to her. Stretch out your right hand, like I did, and make a graceful arc in the air, and place it on your chest near your heart. Place your left hand behind your back and make a forty-five-degree bow. Remember, while doing this movement, tap your left foot back slightly, half-bending your knee. When waving your right hand, don't touch the girl you're inviting, and don't do it far away, as it won't know who you're inviting. Lehrer, you do this. ”

Rehler reluctantly demonstrates to everyone.

"Your ** is too high. The whip in Xiuyi's hand was whipped down fiercely: "Look up a little with your face, look at that 'girl' with the eyes of your lover, pay attention to your eyes, be affectionate, I know that there is a man opposite you, but if you can't do it, I will let you hug him and even kiss him...... Very well, that's all, don't move, let everyone see your posture clearly. ”

Rehler was placed there like a statue for half an hour for people to admire and speculate.

……

"When I eat, I hold a fork in my left hand and a knife in my right hand. Cutting food is a science, and there is no need to use so much force to cut food obliquely on the toothed side of a knife, but you have to use skill, do you have a grudge against food?"

"If you dare to chop up the plate, I'll shove these rags into your mouth. ”

"It is rude to make a noise while eating. ”

"Whoever dares to drink the soup bowl again while he is drinking it, I will make it into a soup. ”

"Learn to wash your hands before eating, and don't spill food on the table. ”

"Don't drink your mouthwash too. ”

"Remember to wipe your foul mouth after eating. ”

……

"When pouring coffee, be slow, don't bend your back, do you want to pour all the boiling water on me?"

"Yes, I would love to do that, my strong and generous host. ”

“…… Well, anyway, you're finally making progress, and it's nice to be able to swear without swearing. ”

……

"What are you doing?"

"I'm peeing, master. ”

"And what are you shaking?"

"It's a habit, and you always have to shake it a few times after urinating. ”

Xiuyi's ** clicked a few times on the bandit's "younger brother": "Just shake this, there's no need to shake all over your body." ”

The bandit stared blankly at Xiu Yi leaving: "This son of a bitch, who even cares about other people's peeing?"

"Don't mind buddy, he doesn't even allow self-desecration. Another bandit came over and said.

……

"Poetry has a unique role in cultivating sentiment, expressing feelings, and living a better life. It can help you realize and appreciate beauty. We should learn to understand the meaning of poetry, or at least learn to read it aloud. ”

"Great master, I have made a poem in praise of you. ”

"Reel, read it to me. ”

"Oh, master, you are so great, you are as holy as the ** of the fireflies, and you bring light to people! You are the stinking mass of dung, and we are the flies that circle around you......"

“…… Very good and very well done. Who else is making poetry? I hope it doesn't glorify my greatness anymore. ”

"I wrote a song about the weather and the sunshine. ”

"Oh, it's Fan Sin, read it. ”

"On this sunny rainy day, the great host walks the fields of the city with your graceful steps......"

"Good, enough. I think you should learn to memorize poetry first, and then think about composing poetry. Xiu Yi said in a tone of great certainty.

Looking back, the little demon dragon Xu was already holding his stomach and laughing on the ground, and as for the blazing birds, they fell directly from the air to the ground, sticking themselves into the ground like a tree.

—Under Xiuyi's high-handed policy, the bandits began to metamorphose from bandits to the upper class.

They worked hard to learn all kinds of knowledge, etiquette, learn about the traditional culture of the Reims Empire, and learn how to act like a true Sven gentleman.

Wake up early in the morning, Relejesa, the former bandit leader, dressed in a tuxedo and wearing a top hat, walking through the muddy countryside with a civilized staff. When he saw a robber carefully parting his stubborn fingers and trying to hold up the glass from the bottom to taste the sweet white wine in it, he would smile and say, "Oh, it was the honorable Monsieur Leeu Condy, and it was a pleasure to see you again." A glass of wine on this beautiful morning can make your body healthier. ”

The bandit named Leeu Condi had a gracious smile on his face: "Oh, it turned out to be the benevolent Lord Relejesa, it is rare to see you passing by my door, do you need to stay for a drink?"

"Oh, no. Releyesa waved the staff of civilization in his hand: "Baron Alexis Jaynes is waiting for me, the weather is good today, we have made an appointment to go out for horseback riding together." ”

"yes, it's a nice day. The fog is very thick, and although we can't see the road clearly, it can give us a mysterious feeling. Be careful not to crash into the bushes over there, where a few of the thieves have dug a hole in the hope that a bastard named Huy Glare will fall to his death. But the hateful thing is that they never become*. ”

"I'll be mindful, let's bless this beautiful weather together. Releyesa strode across with his crutches.

The next moment Releyesa came to the other bandit, and he looked at the robber with a look of surprise and said, "Oh my God, who do I see? Mrs. Ed Belom! You are so beautiful today." ”

The robber, who was reading a book in women's clothes, glared at Releyesa fiercely, and spat out his "feminine" voice with great tenderness, and said gently: "It's Sir Jesa, I'm glad to see you." I'm in a terrible situation today. ”

"Is there something wrong with you?" asked Relejesa.

"Yes, I'm a lot haggard lately, I'm not so pretty anymore, I'm worried that my husband won't love me anymore. The robber put his hand on his face and made a sad gesture.

Leleesa patted the other party's shoulder with great sympathy, and said in a low voice: "Why are you here to be a woman today?"

"Damn Huygler, I only recited twelve words yesterday. The "female" robber replied with tears in her voice.

"It's sympathetic, but thank you so much for your contribution, I memorized fifteen words yesterday, five miles away from the standard of twenty. The sage is right, when facing the pursuit of a beast, you only need to run faster than the slowest one. ”

"Oh, head, don't irritate me. ”

"Call me Sir Jesa, it sounds pretty pleasant sometimes. ”

With that, Releyesa took a few steps back and raised his large hand to Ed Belom: "Oh, ma'am, it seems to me that your beauty is still so impeccable, and I am sure that your husband will love you as much as he always does." ”

"Are you sure about that?" said Ed Belom's eyes, a spark that could be named "excitement."

"Yes. Releyesa replied earnestly, and then leaned closer to the other's ear: "Your countenance, as if you had been kicked by a donkey, will make all men want to cover their wallets at the sight of it." ”

"Oh! That's a good word for you. Ed Belom replied with his hands in his heart and a sad face.

Leleyesa turned his head and walked away, muttering, "This damn dialogue makes me sick!"

Driving away the wind warbler, Xiu Yi lowered his head and looked at the little demon dragon lying beside him:

"They're doing a good job, aren't they?"

Asahi snorted and ignored it.

Even if it is a demonic beast, it can be seen that this gang of bandits is still too far away from being a real superior person.

If you have to add a unit after this gap, it should be in light years.

"I know you look down on them, but Asahi, you have to believe that people have potential. Deep down, everyone actually has a positive motivation. In the past, they just didn't have opportunities and lacked a good education. They are like this now, not because they really liked the life they used to have, but because they worked hard to adapt to the life they once had. There are various environments in society, and people who can integrate into their environment as soon as possible can always live a nourishing life. And for a good lifestyle, they will only adapt faster, and now they just lack some necessary external conditions. ”

Speaking of this, Xiu Yi looked at the little guy and said, "Time is precious, the robbers have already begun to learn, so shouldn't you start studying too? ”

"Woo!" the little demon dragon pricked up his ears suddenly.

Learning the word made it numb, and the word dad made it tremble.

"Okay, don't be like that. Xiu Yi picked up the little guy and smiled bitterly, "You can't let me force you to learn spells with a whip, can you?"

The little guy snorted, looking like I see you willingly.

"But it's definitely not okay not to learn. You're not going to position yourself on the basis of my backup mana replenishment base, are you? A great dragon is the magic of a human? Don't you think that sounds too cheap?"

"Woo......"

"Trust me, Asahi it's not that hard to learn magic. Before your talent is revealed, we can learn human spells first. You are a genius, and you should not live up to the reputation of a prodigy. Many humans are already able to recite poetry by the age of four or five, when they are just able to speak. And you, the little genius among the dragons, the darling of God, and the most intelligent monster, you can also become a master of learning and using human magic in your infancy. Think about it, what it would be like for you, who are not yet adults, to stand at the top of the world early and enjoy the worship of the world. ”

The little guy looked at Xiu Yi with helpless eyes, looking at this guy who was like a river of mouths and said one set of kind-hearted words after another to coax him. It wanted to tell him that even though he couldn't speak, because of the connection between his hearts and minds, he couldn't hide that little secret from him.

Don't you just want me to be a free thug for you? Just say no?

Fortunately, Xiu Yi also sensed the little guy's thoughts, his face turned red, and he nodded, "Yes." The red and green have been exposed, but you haven't. The reason I dare to show them is because your existence is more powerful than them. You are my most important hole card. But the card hasn't grown into an ace yet...... I need you, Asahi. I'm probably going to have a lot of tough battles in the days ahead. Some battles may not be decided by me, and in many cases, the brain alone cannot solve all problems, and a strong military foundation is still necessary to back it up. That's why I need you. ”

The little one sighed, and then barked a few times.

"If you promise to study hard, I promise you will be able to eat a lot of food every day in the future. You see, we have more than forty men now, and I will ask them to help you catch a lot of delicious food every day, what do you think? Don't you like to eat monsters? I will let them catch you the most ferocious, the fattest meat. ”

The wind sent these words to the ears of Lele and the others, and a group of bandits shivered at the same time.

The little guy stared at Hue, raising one of his front paws, revealing the tips of his five claws.

"Five a day?"

The little one nodded.

"You can't eat so much, you're going to get fat. ”

The little one stamps his feet, and he has to eat so much.

"Alright then, learn a spell for a magical beast, learn one, and reward a hedron. ”

The little one was furious.

Huey didn't budge in the slightest.

After thinking about it, the little guy laboriously withdrew the tips of his two claws.

Xiu Yi laughed, "Okay, then learn three spells." ”

Alas, the little one sadly realizes that the free lunch is finally gone.

Looking at the little guy's helplessness, Xiu Yi smiled happily, and this little thing finally bowed his head and admitted defeat under the bombardment of his daily persistent verbal fatigue.

"Thank you, Asahi . If you want, we can also practice some techniques for melee combat and coordination combat. Would you like to?"

"Uh......h Wow!"

"If you don't speak, that's acquiescence. ”

"Wang! Wang!" Xu was angry, mB, Lao Tzu meant unwillingly!