Chapter 006: Stealing apricots out of the wall
Wang Zhang's finally put the two old men on the kang, and he himself made a hot sweat.
Seeing that the two of them were sleeping on the kang and snoring, one by one, Wang Zhang couldn't help but shake his head with a wry smile and walked out.
Wang Fugui really fell asleep, but Hu Wei did not fall asleep. He was thinking about the story of the beast and the beast. After thinking about it, he decided that it would be better to choose the beast. Wang Fugui is not bad to himself, and it is not appropriate to give him a green hat. This beast will be ready for later.
I was tired today, and I drank a lot of wine just now. After making his decision, Hu Wei quickly fell asleep.
After Wang Zhang cleaned up, he returned to the house, found a piece of cloth in the box, closed a curtain, and separated it between Hu Wei and Wang Fugui, and then fell asleep with his clothes together.
Wang Zhang's usually has the habit of taking a bath before going to bed, but today Hu Wei is here, and he feels that it is not so convenient, so he does not wash it. But habits are always habits, and I sweated a lot today, and my body was greasy, so I couldn't sleep.
People can't sleep, so it's easy to think about things. At this time, I don't know whose child suddenly cried in the middle of the night, and Wang Zhang's thought that the child was on it. She and Wang Fugui have been married for ten years, and they still don't have any children. The warlocks and doctors saw a lot, but the belly did not bulge.
Although Wang Fugui didn't say anything, she was anxious! She had the heart to let Wang Fugui marry another room, because the family was too poor to come up with a gift. Second, she was born as a young lady, and then she married into a room, and she got along well, but if she didn't get along, she would be angry. The most important point is that this is rooted in Wang Fugui's body, even if he marries into a house, he may not be able to succeed.
After thinking about it, Wang Zhang's thought of Hu You. Thinking that this Hu Xianggong is a doctor, although he is young, he seems to have some ability, and when he asks him to help tomorrow, maybe there will be hope.
Thinking about this, Wang Zhang's also fell asleep.
There was nothing to say all night, and when the rooster crowed, Wang Fugui got up from the kang with a grunt. Wang Zhang's women's Taoist family didn't have much strength, and Hu Wei was not so honest when he slept, so the cloth used as a curtain was rolled by him three or two times, and it fell off.
Wang Fugui got off the kang in a daze, and suddenly saw a man sleeping on his kang, and was startled. I just wanted to copy the guy to fight, but then I remembered that I left Hu Wei for the night last night. grinning and secretly laughing at his own confusion, he almost beat his benefactor. He didn't call his wife, he went out by himself, grinding tofu and preparing to go out of the stall. After a while, Wang Zhang's also got up to help, which has been a habit for many years.
I made tofu and it was dawning. After Wang Fugui told his wife to entertain Hu Wei well, he picked a stall and went to the market. Wang Zhang was tired all morning and sweated again. So I went back to my room and wanted to find a piece of clothing to change into.
As soon as he entered the door, Wang Zhang's face turned red. Morning is the time when the yang energy is at its fullest, and a young man like Hu Wei will definitely have a phenomenon unique to men in the morning. Wang Zhang happened to see this phenomenon.
Wang Zhang took a low sip, and the scene of delivering clothes last night came to his mind, especially those strange little snake teeth, which appeared more clearly.
"If you put that in there, phew. Zhang Yuhua, why did you become so lewd, don't think about these things. Wang Zhang scolded himself in a low voice.
It turned out that her real name was Zhang Yuhua. Hu Wei had woken up at this time, but he didn't open his eyes. This is a little habit of his, every time he wakes up, he always likes to close his eyes and listen to the movements around him first.
This habit was developed when he was twelve years old. As for the reason, it was because that night, his master brought back a hair salon girl, when he opened his eyes at an inappropriate time, and finally broke a **, missed a good scene, and ate a board.
The so-called, with history as a mirror, we can know the rise and fall, and the past does not forget the loss of the future. Since then, Hu Wei has fallen into this habit. And it is precisely because of this habit that he not only witnessed countless good performances, but also saved his life in the future. Of course, that's another story.
Xiao Hu was very stingy, and when he found that someone was secretly looking at it, he was very angry. The green muscles jumped up, and they kept shaking their heads and scolding silently.
Wang Zhang's body didn't want to move, and his head dragged her out of the room. When she went out the door, she remembered that she had forgotten to take her clothes. The reason was convincing, and she went into the house again. For the same reason, after repeated use three times, Wang Zhang finally succeeded in getting the clothes he wanted, plus a pair of small obscene pants. This little thing wasn't in the plan, but now it's not going to work, it's all wet.
After making sure that Wang Zhang's family would not come in the fourth time, Hu Wei opened his eyes and sat up. In fact, he thought about it many times just now, especially when Wang Zhang's came in for the third time and was reluctant to leave for a long time. At that time, she was so annoyed by Xiaohu that she almost wanted to reach out and pinch it. Hu Wei originally wanted to wait for her to bully Xiao Hu Wei before she came forward for Xiao Hu Wei. It's a pity that Wang Zhang's didn't make a move in the end, and Hu Wei didn't get up for fear of scaring her away.
I drank too much wine last night, and as soon as I got off the ground, Hu Wei felt anxious. gently slapped the angry Xiao Hu Wei, and scolded secretly: "You have a lot to do." ”
The weather was nice today and the sunshine was good. Hu worried's eyes and went out of the room. Hu Wei went to the thatched house once last night, and knew that it was in the corner behind the kitchen. Hu Wei started and went straight there.
The thatched house at home is very simple and leaky, and the wind is blowing everywhere. Fortunately, Hu Wei is a big man, and he is not afraid of being **. Catch Xiao Hu Wei out and start releasing water. After finishing the matter, Hu Wei remembered those snake teeth, the light was not good yesterday, I didn't see clearly, the light here is good, just give it a physical examination.
Those snake teeth were set on Xiao Hu's head, and they were like nature. Hu Wei touched it with his hand, it felt a little like jade, warm, and he didn't see his hands, so he was relieved. This thing is related to the sexual happiness in the future, if you prick your hands, it will be over.
Seeing the snake teeth, Hu Wei thought of the white snake again. I accidentally glanced at the ring in my hand, and actually saw the little white snake coiled in the ring again.
"Is it really in there, does this ring still have a storage function?"
When Hu Wei was in the original world, he also read a few fantasy books, and he was very envious of the kind of ring with storage function in the book, and he also YY a few times when he had nothing to do, fantasizing that if he could have that kind of ring, it would be much more convenient to go to the supermarket to steal things. I want to take milk and take milk, I want to take soy milk and take soy milk, after taking it, put it in the ring, even if the supermarket security guard pulls himself out, he can't find a drop of milk, how cool. Of course, this method of taking bread is also applicable.
Hu Wei was thinking about how to get the snake whip out, and suddenly, a white light flashed, and the snake whip appeared in his hand, Xu Xu was like life.
"Holy. The snake whip came out too suddenly, and Hu Wei was not prepared at all, so he reflexively threw the dead snake out. The whip flew out of the latrine and into the kitchen through the eaves.
"Ahh
Wang Zhang was hiding in the kitchen to change clothes, and by the way, he wiped the sweat on his body with a towel. Especially underneath, like a leak, the more you wipe it, the more water you wipe. She was trying to find a way to fight the flood when suddenly a snake flew in and hung right on her body.
Wang Zhang's life is most afraid of snakes, usually when he hears the word 'snake', his heart beats tightly. Now a snake hung on her body, and she screamed directly and fainted.
"Sister-in-law, sister-in-law, how are you, answer me quickly. ”
As soon as Hu Wei heard the screams, he knew something bad was wrong. Listening to Wang Zhang's voice coming from the kitchen, he immediately ran over. The kitchen door was closed, and no one answered. Hu Wei began to slam on the door.
How strong can the kitchen door be, Hu Wei just patted it a few times, and the door was slammed open. Hu Wei rushed in to take a look, a little dumbfounded.
I saw Wang Zhang's eyes closed, on the white and delicate **, except for a towel on his lower body and the dead snake hanging on his chest, he was lying on the ground without an inch.
Hu Wei swallowed with difficulty and called softly: "Sister-in-law, sister-in-law." ”
Wang Zhang did not react at all.
"Malagobi, what can I do. If you sleep on the ground like this, you will catch a cold. You have to help yourself up. Hu Wei thought secretly.
"Why don't I go and call the Tofu King back? No, it's too far. Tired people back and forth. I'm going to suffer a little bit. ”
"Sister-in-law, I'm here to help you. Besides, you looked at me once last night, and now I look at you once, everyone is even, and no one suffers. I won't tell you what you peeked at in the morning. ”
Hu Wei was babbling nonsense as he leaned over to Wang Zhang. A pair of thief eyes, constantly looking up and down at the snow-white jade body.
Hu Wei first took the snake whip off Wang Zhang's body, and when the snake whip left, Wang Zhang's body trembled obviously. Hu Wei immediately knew that Wang Zhang had woken up.
"Seduction, this is definitely poison for motivated youth. The situation is very bad. Hu Wei set the nature of this matter in his heart. "Brother Wang, you can't blame me for this. I'm strong-blooded."
"Sister-in-law, sister-in-law. Hu Wei tried to scream twice, and saw that Wang Zhang's eyes kept beating, but he didn't open his eyes, so he knew what she wanted.
It's better to be a beast last night, and it seems that my sister-in-law is very unhappy, and this is to make me a beast.
"Sister-in-law, it's not good to lie on the ground for a long time, I'll help you back to your room. This towel is wet, we don't want it. Hu Wei leaned Wang Zhang on his body, gently pulled the towel, and whispered softly in her ear.
Wang Zhang didn't make a sound, but the tightly clamped towel was secretly loosened. It's easy for Hu Wei to tear off this last obstacle.
Hu Wei didn't go back to the room in the end, because Wang Zhang's coquettish snort caused a full-scale war in the kitchen. The war was very fierce, and the sky was dark, and the sun and moon were dark.
As the number one general, Xiao Hu Wei saw that he opened a road in the mountains, built a bridge in the water, and in the midst of the enemy, several in and out, and killed the enemy in all directions. Wang Zhang's three water sprays of gold mountain, but they couldn't stop its progress.
Four snake tooth young generals, who are new to the battlefield, are not timid. Closely united by the side of the general. For the encirclement of the chaotic army on all sides, they dare to fight and fight, and they are the biggest heroes at this time.
An hour later, Xiao Hu Wei stood tall, but Wang Zhang's family was unable to fight anymore and called for surrender.
At this time, Wang Zhang's snow-white skin had turned pink, and he held down Hu Wei, who was still attacking, and said with affection in his eyes:
"Hu Xianggong, thank you for giving me a taste of the beauty of being a woman. ”
Hu Wei was unwilling, but he still stopped, let Xiao Hu Wei stand by, played with Wang Zhang's huge chest with one hand, and said with a smile: "Brother Wang, he"
Wang Zhangshi covered his mouth, wrapped his hands around the man's neck, and said coquettishly: "Don't mention him now, I have been married to him for ten years, and he has never given me happiness." It's one, two, three each time, and then I go to sleep. I was left alone until dawn. ”
"No wonder I said, how can it still be used like new. Hu Wei said and couldn't help but move lightly again.
"Hu Xianggong, you can't move anymore. The water is dry. Wang Zhang held down Hu Wei again and begged for mercy.
Hu Wei's face suddenly became bitter: "Sister-in-law, you can't be like this." ”
"I have a way. Wang Zhang's 'boom', got up, turned around on the spot, bowed his head, opened his mouth, and opened another battlefield.
Hu Wei snorted and closed his eyes to enjoy. I've seen too much of this trick in a small Oriental movie, and I really haven't had a chance to try it.
Another half an hour passed, and Wang Zhang's small mouth was a little red and swollen, but he didn't win the battle.
Just when Wang Zhang's was thinking about whether there was a new route available, she suddenly heard the courtyard door being slammed, which scared her and turned her head to look at Hu Wei.
"Is Brother Wang back?" asked Hu Wei a little nervously.
Wang Zhang shook his head and said, "Probably not, today's tofu is a bit too much, and it is impossible for him to come back until the afternoon." ”
When Hu Wei heard that it was not Wang Fugui, his heart was settled, he reached out and grabbed a red cherry in his hand to play with, and said casually: "Ask who is coming." ”
Wang Zhang hesitated, but the door was still slammed hard, for fear of arousing other people's speculation, he had to ask out loud: "Who is knocking on the door?"
"Mother Wang, I'm Cuihua. My mother asked me to buy some tofu. A girl's voice came from outside the door.
Wang Zhang explained to Hu Wei in a low voice: "It's the youngest daughter of the Li family next door." ”
"How old are you?" asked Hu Wei.
"I'm just 10 years old. Wang Zhang said.
When Xiao Hu Wei heard that he was ten years old, he jumped angrily. It seems that it is very unhappy to be disturbed by this little girl. Wang Zhang hurriedly grabbed it and let the five-fingered girl comfort it silently.
Hu Wei's mind flashed, and a very evil thought came to mind, and he said in a low voice: "Ask her how much tofu she wants." ”
Wang Zhangshi was taken aback when he heard it: "Hu Xianggong, you"
"Rest assured, it's not like you want to hear that. Hu Wei said with a smile.
Wang Zhang was still hesitating, and Hu Wei immediately ordered Xiao Hu Wei to break away from the five-fingered girl and start attacking the main position.
Wang Zhang's family was attacked again, and he didn't dare to be careless, so he hurriedly asked in a trembling voice: "Cuihua, how much tofu do you want?"
"Two pieces of water tofu and one piece of oil tofu. The little girl replied sweetly.
"Go get it. Hu said in a sullen voice.
"You take it out first. Wang Zhang shook a few times and said.
"No, it's almost there. Hu Wei said and helped Wang Zhang up and pushed her forward. Wang Zhang's heart was beating hard, and his mind was blank. It wasn't until Hu Wei took the tofu and pushed her to the courtyard gate that she came back to her senses.
"Don't. Wang Zhangshi grabbed Hu Wei's hand to open the door.
Hu Wei secretly said in Wang Zhang's ear: "Don't let her in." She wouldn't see anything. ”
Wang Zhang still wanted to hesitate, but Hu Wei had already opened the door a crack. She had no choice, so she quickly stuffed the tofu out: "Cuihua, tofu." ”
"I was almost killed by you just now. Wang Zhang's red tide did not subside, squatting beside Hu Wei and helping him clean up.
The warm towel was so hot that Hu Wei groaned. Married women are different, they know that they hurt people.
Hu Wei grinned and said, "If it weren't for this, how could it come out." ”
Wang Zhangshi pinched Xiao Hu Wei fiercely and said, "I knew that you were such a hooligan, and people wouldn't give it to you." ”
Hu Wei said happily: "It seems that someone seduced me." ”
Wang Zhang remembered his embarrassed appearance in the morning, and he didn't know where to put his face. scolded shyly: "I'm going to die, if I talk nonsense, I won't give it to you next time." ”
"Is it willing?" said Hu Wei and reached out again.
Wang Zhang hurriedly dodged: "Don't touch it, it's all swollen." ”!