Chapter 005: Tofu Shih Tzu

Wang Fugui had an injury on his foot and was carrying something, so he didn't walk very fast, and he had to stop and rest from time to time.

Hu Wei is a master who can sit and never stand, and he and Ben have no consciousness to help Wang Fugui pick things. Wang Fugui wanted to speak several times and stopped talking, but Hu Wei snatched the talk. He was afraid that Wang Fugui would say something to let him help carry the burden.

No matter how far the road is, there is a time when it comes to the end. After walking for more than an hour, the two finally came to Xiaowangzhuang, and Wang Fugui's home was almost there.

Seeing that he was about to enter the village, Wang Fugui stopped. There are some things he has to say to Hu Wei, otherwise if he enters the Zhuangzi, Hu Wei is likely to be beaten out. Why? Because Hu Wei has no clothes.

Wang Fugui still has a lot of respect for this life-saving benefactor, he doesn't know if Hu Wei doesn't like to wear clothes, so he spoke in a consultative tone: "Little brother, you're about to enter the village, see if you put on your clothes." If you really don't like to wear clothes, let's take them off when we get home, okay?"

Hu Wei's nerves are sometimes relatively big or shameless. He had already forgotten that he was still naked, and when Wang Fugui talked about it, he remembered this stubble.

"Damn, it's all gone. Hu Wei scolded secretly. He was not embarrassed to say that he was naked because he had no clothes to wear. So Wang Fugui continued, pretending to be a little embarrassed and said, "This, okay." However, I didn't have any clothes on me. ”

Wang Fugui didn't say a word, so he pulled out a piece of clothing from himself and handed it to Hu Wei: "Little brother, you should wear mine first." ”

Hu Wei glanced at Wang Fugui and did not take his clothes. This Wang Fugui sold tofu for a day, and the strong smell of sweat on his clothes could kill Hu Wei. He couldn't put it on his body even if he was killed.

Wang Fugui thought that Hu Wei was polite, and said arrogantly: "You wear it, I still have a small hanging in it, and it is not cold this day, so it will not be in the way." ”

Wang Fugui said that he was going to push his clothes on Hu Wei's body, Hu Wei took a step back and said, "Brother Wang, I'm not polite to you, I can't stand the smell of you." ”

Hu Wei said this very politely, and if you change to another person, you have to scold him a few words. Kindly give you clothes to wear, and you still pick and choose. Wang Fugui not only did not get angry, but his face turned red. Said embarrassedly: "Look at my big boss, I'm really careless." Well, you wait here for me for a while, and I'll go home and ask my wife to bring you clean clothes. ”

After Wang Fugui finished speaking, he picked up the burden and rushed home, Hu Wei didn't react at once, and when he thought about it, Wang Fugui had already run away.

"Malagobi, it's not good to have your wife bring clothes. ”

When Wang Fugui returned home, he hurriedly asked his wife to send clothes to Hu Wei. Wang Fugui's wife, Wang Zhang, only knew that Wang Fugui was bitten by a snake, and the life-saving benefactor was still waiting outside the village, wanting to send clothes over.

She wanted to ask what was going on, but Wang Fugui was in a hurry, and he didn't give her a chance, urging her to hurry up and send clothes, and she couldn't let her benefactor wait for a long time.

Wang Zhang's family had never seen Wang Fugui in such a hurry, and he was grateful to Hu Wei for saving his father-in-law, so he hugged his clothes and came out at a trot.

Wang Zhang's family was also a young lady from a large family, but she had no choice but to marry Wang Fugui in the middle of the family. Don't look at her almost thirty years old this year, because she has never given birth, her small appearance is still not out of shape, and she still looks very young and beautiful. She is a famous beautiful woman in ten miles and eight towns, and those who have good deeds are given the nickname - Tofu Shih.

Hu Wei saw a woman in the village coming out from afar, and he didn't know if it was Wang Fugui's wife, so he hid behind a tree.

When Wang Zhang's arrived at Zhuangkou, he didn't see the person Xianggong said, and he was a little anxious, afraid that because he was slow to come, his benefactor had already left. So he opened his mouth and shouted: "Hu Xianggong, benefactor, Hu Xianggong"

Hu Wei hid behind a tree not far away, and when he heard the woman calling himself, he replied, "Here I am." ”

Wang Zhang was in a hurry, and when he heard the answer coming from behind the tree, he immediately rushed over. As soon as Hu Wei was about to say not to come, Wang Zhang's had already arrived.

As soon as Wang Zhang rushed behind the tree, he saw a naked man. Immediately realized that something was wrong, screamed, and was about to run back. But he made a mistake in his busyness, stepped on his left foot on his right foot, and one didn't stand, and fell towards Hu Wei.

There are a lot of rocks behind this tree, and if you want to fall down like this, you must at least break the statue. Hu Wei is a person who loves beauty, so naturally he can't watch such a thing happen, and he can't care about having no clothes on his body, and he can't care about the rules of men and women. took a step forward and helped Wang Zhang's family.

Wang Zhang's eyes were already closed in fright, waiting for a fierce collision with the ground. But after a while, it seemed that nothing was wrong, so I opened my eyes to see what was going on.

Wang Zhang's fell forward, and Hu Wei was helping her, so this posture was a little wrong. As soon as Wang Zhang's eyes opened, he saw a little worry that was swinging there. The moon was bright tonight, and Wang Zhang could even see the few small snake teeth on it clearly.

Wang Zhang's family has only married Wang Fugui in his life, and he has never seen a male treasure other than Xianggong, let alone such a strange male treasure as Xiao Hu Wei, so he couldn't help but take a few more looks. After a while, he remembered that something was wrong, and hurriedly pushed Hu Wei away, turned his back, and was careful that his liver was puffing, and his face was as red as an apple.

Hu worriedly said, I have seen everything, and I am still pretending to be a fart. But I can't say this, I have to go to someone's house to eat. So he opened his mouth to break the embarrassment and said, "You are the royal sister-in-law." Did you bring the clothes?"

Hu Wei had already seen the clothes in Wang Zhang's hand, but he just used this to break the deadlock. Wang Zhang remembered the purpose of his visit, and said, "I have brought it." ”

"Then give it to me. Hu Wei said with a grin.

Wang Zhang just wanted to turn his head, but remembered that he couldn't turn his head, so he handed over the clothes with his hands behind his back, feeling that Hu Wei had already taken it, and dropped a sentence, I will wait for you in front of this. I ran away first.

Hu Wei whistled lightly and said secretly, this tofu king's wife is really beautiful. I wasn't doing anything, I honestly put on my clothes.

Wang Zhang was waiting in front, his heartbeat was faster than ever. Those little snake teeth always linger in my mind. It wasn't until Hu Wei called her that she came back to her senses.

The two entered the door one after the other, and Wang Zhang hid in the kitchen as soon as he came in. Hu Wei was taken into the house by Wang Fugui, who had been waiting at the door.

"Come on, brother, the chicken will have to wait a while, let's drink some dried tofu first. Wang Fugui didn't see any clues, and enthusiastically let Hu Wei go to the kang and filled it with wine in person.

Hu Wei is a heartless person, plus he is from modern times, and he is in the lowest nine-rate place, and he has never seen anything. I didn't pay attention to the scene just now. Drain the wine in your hand in one gulp, grab the dried tofu and eat it. He also praised him again and again.

Wang Fugui is picking up a small life today, and he is in a good mood. He doesn't usually drink much, but he actually pulls Hu Wei to fight for wine. By the time Wang Zhang brought the chicken up, he was already seven points drunk.

"Hu Xianggong, you eat chicken. Wang Zhang's face was still blushing and he said in a low voice.

"Well, good. "Hu You, this is indeed hungry. To be honest, you're welcome, tear off a chicken leg and gnaw it.

Wang Zhang saw that Wang Fugui was already drunk, and couldn't help but feel angry in his heart, and said dissatisfiedly: "Old Wang, don't you greet the guests soon." If you can't drink it, you won't drink less. ”

Wang Fugui smiled drunkenly and said, "Don't worry, I'm not drunk." I'm happy. If I hadn't met my little brother today, my life would have been gone, and you would have to be a widow. Come, toast my little brother with a drink. ”

Wang Fugui pushed the cup in front of Wang Zhang's body, and it was full without saying anything. Although there was a little embarrassment just now, Wang Zhangshi was still grateful to Hu Wei from the bottom of his heart, so he didn't excuse himself, and raised his glass and said, "Xianggong Hu, thank you for saving your life." ”

"It's easy to say, it's easy to say, people who practice medicine in my generation should help people when they see people in trouble. This Si had already forgotten that he saved people because he wanted to eat other people's meals, and he calmly accepted Wang Zhang's toast.

"Hu Xianggong is really a benevolent and righteous person. Wang Zhang accompanied the wine to dry. Wang Zhang has a problem, his face will be red when he drinks. Her face was already red today, and with this glass of wine, it was even more red and almost dripping.

"That's it. Wife, don't you know, Brother Hu is a great traveling doctor. Wang Fugui talked a lot as soon as he drank, helping Hu Wei to blow his way.

"Really?" Wang Zhangshi couldn't help but take a few more glances when he heard that Hu Wei was young, and he was already a traveling doctor.

Hu Wei didn't know the status of the doctor here, and replied in his heart that he was a big fart, and he was chased by the city management all day long. He didn't think that the doctor had any face, so he replied vaguely.

The men and women of the Tianfeng Continent are basically equal, and there are not so many rules, after Wang Zhang's family entered the kitchen to bring the last soup, he also followed the table to eat together. Listening to Wang Fugui and Hu Wei chatting and bragging.

Hu Wei is an old man, and he has seen a lot of strange things. casually talked about it, and Wang Fugui was stunned. Wang Zhang listened to it interestingly and laughed from time to time.

Chatting and chatting, Hu Wei cleverly talked about the topic to himself. casually made up a set of teachers for himself to go out and practice medicine and accumulate virtues, and then intentionally or unintentionally mentioned that he had nowhere to go.

Hu was worried that he was planning to stay in Wang Fugui's house. He knew very well that when he first arrived in this place, he didn't understand anything, and someone had to come and guide him. So that you can have a general understanding of what kind of society this is. Otherwise, what if you go out and bump into each other and be chased and killed? And there is food and drink here, and there is no need to open a stall again.

Wang Zhang is a smart person, and when he heard it, he could hear the meaning of Hu Wei. It's not that she doesn't want to stay with Hu Wei, but there are only two rooms at home, one is a tofu room, and the other is where they live as a couple. So she wanted to find an opportunity to remind Wang Fugui not to answer this nonsense. But before she could say it in a hurry, Wang Fugui spoke first.

"Brother Hu, if you can afford to look up to my brother, you can just stay with me first. ”

Hu Wei waited for Wang Fugui to say this, Wang Fugui really said it, but this Si was still pretending to excuse himself: "Brother Wang, this is not convenient, right?"

When Wang Zhang heard Hu Wei say this, he was overjoyed, and he just wanted to say that it was not convenient. Wang Fugui snatched the words again.

"What's inconvenient. I'll let your sister-in-law clean up and live there first. ”

"Then you're welcome. It's troublesome to lick my sister-in-law. "This time, Hu Wei won't push it. This push is really pushed away, and I have to sleep on the side of the street tonight.

Wang Zhang's arrived and couldn't interject, so angry that he almost kicked Wang Fugui. But now that the matter has been decided, it is useless for her to be angry, she has to quickly figure out how to get over tonight.

Wang Zhang thought about it, but he didn't think of a way, he wanted to ask Wang Fugui, but the guy was already asleep. Hu Wei looked at the words and saw that Wang Zhang's was embarrassed. But he really didn't have a place to go, so he said you can do it yourself. So he tilted his head, and he also pretended to be drunk and fell on the table.

The two men all lay down, which made Wang Zhang's family miserable. There must be no one sleeping in the tofu room, and there is only one kang in this room. Yes, the kang is very large, and it is not a problem to sleep three or five people, but it is inconvenient to take in a young man like this.

What can I do, I can't throw my life-saver out of the house. That's too much to say. This place in the mountains is hot during the day but very cold at night. If you freeze your benefactor

Wang Zhang went around the house three times, and finally gritted his teeth and stomped his feet. I'll have to talk about it after tonight.

Wang Zhangshi first helped Wang Fugui down on the kang and lay down, then hesitated for a moment, and then came over to prepare to help Hu Wei down on the kang.

Hu Wei has been lying on the table, secretly watching what Wang Zhang's is going to do with himself. Seeing Wang Zhang's coming, he quickly closed his eyes. I only felt that one of Wang Zhang's hands was on his shoulder, and the other hand was gently supporting his head, as if he was going to help himself down on the kang. Now he was relieved, he didn't have to sleep on the side of the road tonight.

Although Hu Wei is relatively thin, he is a head taller than Wang Fugui, and his body is heavier. He was pretending to be asleep, so naturally he couldn't help, so it was more difficult for Wang Zhang's to help Hu Wei.

Wang Zhang's originally just wanted to use his hands to help Hu Wei down on the kang, but he couldn't help Hu Wei with Ben. So I can only get closer and use my body to help with some strength.

Hu Wei knew that Wang Zhang's leaned in, and he felt a ball of soft cotton stuff, which kept hitting his head, and a burst of daughter's incense came straight into his nose. I recalled my sister-in-law's perfect body proportions, firm and beautiful breasts, a slender waist like a water snake, round and elastic buttocks. Oh my God, little Hu Wei is going to rebel. !