Chapter Twenty-Three: A Love Letter to the Dead Who Didn't Pay for Their Lives
Feng Xi saw that the geniuses didn't dare to stimulate the poisonous tongue urchin anymore, and he wanted to escape like an obedient test like running away, but he had no way to escape, he was locked by the poisonous tongue naughty, shrouded in white light, and could only wait quietly.
But the state of the poisonous tongue naughty boy is getting worse and worse, and he may go berserk at any time and beat himself violently.
The first time we met, I thought you were an immortal, and I blocked Sister Rose's scolding for you, invited you to eat the dark soul five treasures, and sent you the little left, and the seasoning that Sister Qingchan prepared together.
You accepted it, saying that you can't ask for it in vain, and you will give me a great opportunity for great creation, and then I was unconscious and was pitted into Jingquan Mountain by you.
However, Jingquan Mountain does have a chance, and I got the opportunity to die in one life. But it is a bigger pit, and people are hunted down everywhere. At this time, you find me again, give me a token, tell me to follow it, and then give the letter to the person who speaks the most, so that you will have a chance to live.
I didn't think that the token is also a big pit, because of it, I can't shake off the pursuers all the way, but at the critical time, it really saved my life, and I admit this pit.
I thought this letter should always be a good thing, but I don't know that it is more troublesome and more pitiful.
However, fortune teller, you are finally kind to me, you have cheated me so many times, and saved me so many times, as long as this letter can let me enter the academy, even if it is so dark that it is a glowing pot, I will carry it for you.
"Big Waste Eight, Little Bastard, @#!, @#...... Where is that old bastard now?" asked the naughty tongue as he grabbed Fengxi's shoulders and stared at him with fiery eyes.
Rao is Fengxi's body, which is comparable to a spiritual weapon, feels that these hands are like two steel pliers, clamping his shoulders, getting tighter and tighter, his skin and flesh are cracked in an instant, and his bones are slowly cracked, how much power does this have!
Feng Xi grinned and said, "My lord, are you asking...... Give me...... The letter...... Fortune telling...... Old...... Old...... Father...... Father...... Can you ...... Not ......"
Fengxi had the intention to beg the poisonous tongue naughty boy to let go, but the people didn't give him a chance, and the pair of big pliers grabbed more and more tightly, and the cracks in his bones became bigger and bigger, and they were about to break.
The poisonous tongue naughty boy didn't notice it at all, and asked more urgently, "Little bastard, what are you talking about! The one who gave you the letter was a fortune teller? How old is he, and what does he look like?"
"Age...... I don't know...... It's a ...... Trembling and trembling...... All beards and hairs are white...... Erudite...... Target...... Old...... Ye ...... "Fengxi's last word hasn't been exported yet, and he can't bear it, if it weren't for the poisonous tongue naughty boy, he would definitely have fallen to the ground."
"@#!, @#!, could it be that Lao Tzu is wrong, it's not that old bastard. The poisonous tongue urchin finally sobered up a little, and a white light fell on Fengxi.
In a few moments, Fengxi returned to its original state, but the shadow in Fengxi's heart was still there.
"Big Waste No. 8, where's the recommendation letter, show it to Lao Tzu!"
The poisonous tongue naughty boy stared at Fengxi, still controlling him with both hands, so that he couldn't even struggle at all.
Fengxi shook his head and said nothing, and the poisonous tongue naughty boy was furious, "No. 8 big waste, you think that if you don't show it to Lao Tzu, Lao Tzu won't see it; ”
"Lord Examiner, what is your identity, how can you force me so much to do that dirty deed of robbers and thieves?" Feng Xi couldn't move, so he could only open his mouth and say.
"Big Waste No. 8, what's the matter, you're still not convinced? What's wrong with the robber? What's wrong with the thief? If Lao Tzu had understood the truth of the robber and the thief, why would he let that old bastard take advantage of the loophole. Don't put a high hat on Lao Tzu, Lao Tzu didn't eat that set hundreds of years ago. Lao Tzu is to be a robber, to be a thief, to be a thief, to steal the letter, what can you do with Lao Tzu?"
The more the poisonous tongue naughty boy spoke, the more angry he became, Fengxi's bones were scratched again, and he wanted to speak, but when he opened his mouth, he spurted blood again and again, and he couldn't even say half a word.
"Hey, what kind of bastard got the storage bag, it's so powerful, even Lao Tzu dares to stop it. Lao Tzu doesn't believe it, you dare to fight with Lao Tzu even if you are a dead thing, see how Lao Tzu breaks you. The poisonous tongue naughty boy shouted.
The geniuses were obediently inspected, and they didn't even dare to take a look at the situation here, but the poisonous tongue naughty boy actually looked at it with a brush. I saw the poisonous tongue naughty boy holding a colorful bag in his hand and tearing it vigorously.
Feng Xi saw that the only thing his righteous father gave him was so destroyed by the poisonous tongue urchin, and as soon as he was free, he immediately threw himself at the poisonous tongue urchin.
"Old bastard, give me back the treasure bag!"
"Treasure Bag?" The poisonous tongue naughty boy was stunned, "Lao Tzu has also lived for thousands of years, why haven't I heard of the Hundred Treasure Bag, it is from the refining sect?"
The poisonous tongue naughty boy muttered in his mouth, his hands and feet were not idle, his feet were numb to avoid Fengxi's pounce, and his hands continued to tear the treasure bag.
Feng Xi pounced more than ten times in a row, but to no avail, and said breathlessly: "Lord Examiner, please stop talking! As long as you return the treasure bag to me, I will give you a letter." ”
"Really?"
Seeing Feng Xi nodding, the poisonous tongue urchin grabbed Feng Xi with one hand first, and then handed the treasure bag to Feng Xi.
Fengxi took the treasure bag and looked at it carefully, it was intact, and then he breathed a sigh of relief.
But he was helpless! If he wants to protect the treasure bag, he will break the fortune teller's old man, and when he was hesitating, the poisonous tongue naughty boy shouted: "No. 8 big waste, hurry up and get the letter, otherwise Lao Tzu will have to tear up your treasure bag!"
Looking at the appearance of the poisonous tongue naughty boy, Fengxi could only chirp crookedly and chant the scriptures.
"Big waste No. 8, what are you doing? If you don't bring the letter again, Lao Tzu will tear you up together. ”
Fengxi continued to chant the scriptures as if he hadn't heard it.
The geniuses were also curious about this treasure bag and stared blankly at this scene.
"It's evil, what kind of storage treasure is this, Lao Tzu can't break it no matter how he gets it, and he can't open it, and the No. 8 waste has no Yuan Li, how can it be opened? Lao Tzu must be crazy to believe this waste. ”
The poisonous tongue naughty boy was thinking about whether to grab it, and suddenly, something flew out of the treasure bag, white and misty, and flew straight into the sky. He didn't want to catch it, but he didn't.
Feng Xi saw that he was flying away, and he was just relieved, but he saw that the poisonous tongue naughty boy conjured up a big white hand to intercept it, and couldn't help but sigh in his heart that it was a pity that he still lost his trust.
Then he saw that the letter actually emitted a colorful glow, and at once it pierced through the big white hand of the poisonous tongue naughty boy, and flew into the distance, secretly cheering again and again.
The poisonous tongue naughty boy snorted coldly, and the big white hand released a blazing purple light, turning into a vortex, and sucking back the colorful glow, no matter how the colorful glow collided, he couldn't escape.
"Sure enough, it's the old bastard's means, but with these abilities, you also want to stump Lao Tzu. The poisonous tongue naughty boy stared at the colorful glow that was constantly swirling in the purple vortex, and said hatefully: "However, Lao Tzu can't help it, how can this be good." ”
"Tong Wuji, you are so bold, you dare to move my things!" An angry female voice shouted.
Only the sound was heard, but no one was seen, only a green onion and white jade hand suddenly pierced the purple vortex, and then when it was stirred, the purple vortex was completely shattered.
The colorful glow went straight to the jade hand, fell into the jade hand, and turned into the familiar envelope appearance of Fengxi.
"That little ...... Don't be angry, my lord, Wuji dares to touch your things, I just want to take them for you. Tong Wuji rubbed his hands uneasily, and completely changed into a person.
"Humph!"
The woman snorted coldly, and with a wave of her jade hand, Fengxi disappeared in front of Tong Wuji.
Seeing the jade hand disappear, Tong Wuji's expression immediately changed, and he shouted: "Little rabbit cubs, what do you see! The hands of the big beautiful women are also what you little rabbit cubs can see? Look again, Lao Tzu will pick out your eyeballs!
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In an instant, Fengxi came to the door of a beautiful little house, he thought he was finally saved, but his disaster had just begun.
When the woman entered the room, Fengxi could only hear her crying for a while, laughing for a while, and occasionally bursting into foul language, which was not inferior to the poisonous tongue naughty Tong Wuji.
Then Fengxi was beaten violently without warning, until he couldn't take care of himself, and then he recovered in an instant and continued to be beaten......
From beginning to end, Feng Xi didn't see what this woman looked like, and she was violently beaten dozens of times.
Just when Fengxi was about to scold her mother, the woman stopped talking, her voice was charming and gentle, if Fengxi hadn't seen her with a strand of white hair and a cane, she would definitely think that this was a young woman.
"Little doll, grandma has a bad temper and scares you. Actually, grandma is not going to beat you, but to call the person who gave you the letter, can you tell me how you met him, what did he tell you, and is there anyone around him?"
Feng Xi was depressed in his heart! It wasn't to beat me, it beat me dozens of times, it was the fortune teller who owed you, not me, why was it me who was injured and beaten.
Oops, isn't this letter not a letter of recommendation, but a love letter?
It must be a love letter, and even the question is similar to what Ruyi's sister's master asked when he heard his father-in-law.
Who are these people!
The fortune teller grandfather actually used love letters to trick me, and his lover grandmother was also ruthless enough, even I was beaten like that, and if he came by himself, I don't know if he would be killed directly.
A pit god and a female tyrannosaurus rex, they are really a natural pair, and they are very compatible!
"I met the fortune teller when I was eating the dark soul five treasures stew......"
"What do you say? He has a little girl next to him, how old is he, does he look like him, what do you call him?"
As soon as the woman heard Fengxi say that the old man was followed by a little girl, she suddenly became angry, turned around, as if she was going to eat Fengxi, and asked sharply.
Feng Xi only glanced at it, although the old grandmother had white hair, there were no wrinkles on her face, but her expression was sad and angry, and she was a little hideous. Just because of this look, he couldn't answer in time, and he was beaten again.