Chapter Twenty-Four: The Extremely Forgetful Female Tyrannosaurus

"What do you mean, how old is that little girl, does she look like him, what does it have to do with him?" The female tyrannosaurus saw Feng Xi's hesitation, and slapped it, and then her hands turned into white jade tongs, clamping Feng Xi's shoulders tightly.

A force more terrifying than facing the poisonous tongue naughty boy Tong Wuji directly crushed Fengxi's shoulder bone. Now Fengxi is a little skeptical that his body was also taken away by the fate of the pit, how can it be like paper paste, and it will be broken as soon as he catches it. This is just a little bit of effort, and it has been shattered dozens of times.

In the face of such a violent and terrifying female tyrannosaurus, what else can Fengxi do? You let me say, I want to say, but I have been beaten like this, can I still speak?

The female tyrannosaurus stared at Fengxi for a long time before she reacted, and she didn't see any movement from her, and Fengxi fully recovered.

"That, lad, grandma didn't mean it. ”

The female tyrannosaurus let go of Fengxi's shoulders, took his hand, and walked to the side, saying as she walked: "Young man, grandma knows that your name is Fengxi, and she has annoyed you, and she doesn't want to be known." Tong Wuji always calls you No. 8 waste, so grandma will call you Xiaoba. Grandma knew that you wanted to stay in the academy, and she would definitely not pass the assessment, so she was first bullied by the candidates, and then she was bullied by Tong Wuji. Grandma's carelessness also bullied you, you must have resentment. ”

Feng Xi said in his heart: "You know it clearly! It seems that the letter has really found the right master, and he has not broken his trust in others." But it's not worth it to carry this love pot on your back, what is the use of you saying so much about the female tyrannosaurus?

The female tyrannosaurus saw Fengxi and followed her like a puppet, "Xiaoba, actually...... Forget it, but if you want to live here in the future, you have to explain the little girl's affairs to grandma, otherwise even if you get full marks in the assessment, grandma won't want you. ”

Feng Xi's hand suddenly tightened, and he immediately woke up. This female tyrannosaurus is simply going to want to know the news of her lover, if you can't do it, you can give me a favor if it's not soft, beg me! That's all I have to do with my chips, I have to be steady, and I will get the admission qualification first.

"Grandma, that little girl is thirteen or fourteen years old, very delicate, and one can never forget it if you look at it. It was simply the embodiment of beauty, without the slightest blemish, and the most harmonious and perfect little girl I have ever seen. She called the fortune teller grandfather......"

"What?" asked the female tyrannosaurus in a trembling voice.

Feng Xi only felt that he was holding his soft and warm jade hand, and in an instant, it was like a cold blade, cold and stiff.

"Don't get excited, grandma. Do you think I can pass this assessment?"

The female tyrannosaurus originally stared at Fengxi expectantly, but at this time, the frost covered her face, and even more jade hands, "Xiaoba, what are you talking about?" Grandma is old and a little behind her ears, so she didn't hear clearly, you say it out loud again." ”

Listening to the voice of the female tyrannosaurus like a man, and feeling the broken bones of her hand, Fengxi realized that she was wrong. People pit themselves that they have strength, and they want to bargain, but this strength is scum.

The female tyrannosaurus thought, this old bastard and old pit thing, where did he find such a super invincible waste, but he still has to learn from you. Do you think that this is the case, the old lady will have no way to know your news, and you will be able to continue to get away, hum!

You have to protect it, but the old lady won't let you get what you want, and she will give him death. I want to see if you will come back and beg me.

Also, this bastard boy, playing yin with the old lady, you are still too tender. The fairy spirit continent dares to pit the old lady, except for the old pit goods, there is no second one. The old pit goods are not there, bastard, you can pay off some interest for him first!

"Grandma, don't get excited. I said no, the fortune teller's grandfather called the little girl Wan'er, and Wan'er called him grandpa. ”

"Grandpa, he has a granddaughter. Ah......h

The female tyrannosaurus screamed, and Feng Xi's hands completely turned into pure meat miscellaneous, and then his arms and shoulders also suffered, and then his whole body was damaged, and it was all pure meat miscellaneous, except for his head.

Even if it's a head, it's not Fengxi's, and the pig's head is a hundred times better than it.

"The old man, the old lady said why didn't you come back for hundreds of years, it turned out that you went to find the fox spirit behind the old lady's back. Even if you look for a vixen, you still have a granddaughter, you are going to be angry with the old lady! The old lady will beat you a thousand times a day until the old lady breathes......

Fengxi didn't have any temper when he was beaten, and he couldn't remember how many times he was beaten, anyway, he was going through the torture like cutting bones all the time.

At the beginning, Jingquan Mountain cut down bones, but it was much worse than this! At least it still retained its own human shape, and there were people to treat it; there were no broken bones from the inside out, nor did it block the power of bone healing, but the number of tortures was just a higher level.

It's just that one thing is exactly the same, that is, I can't be in a coma no matter what, and I can clearly feel everything I have suffered.

This pit is too pitted, isn't it a god who seals the air and seals the world?

Why do I still feel more and more clearly, but my proud physique is gone, this pit is either a copycat, the wrong seal? or it is a defective product, otherwise how can it be so pitted!

White turns to night, night turns white.

The hysterical venting of the female tyrannosaurus rex has finally come to an end.

"Hachi, you go on, what is that cheap girl's appearance?"

"Grandma, Wan'er is wearing a grass green skirt and her hair is also grass green, just like the elves of nature, little ......" Feng Xi said as he lay on a chair and stared at the female tyrannosaurus.

"Little Eight, don't praise the cheap girl, say the point!" the female tyrannosaurus said coldly.

"Grandma, the point is that her delicate little face is not ruddy, but green and yellow, like a newborn leaf, so I say that she is a spirit of nature. ”

"Little Eight, it's not right for grandma to beat you, but you can't lie to grandma. Grandma let you live here for as long as you want, you tell grandma the truth. "The speed at which the female tyrannosaurus rex changes her face is not as fast as God.

"Yes, grandma, you have to give me a certificate that I will be able to enroll. ”

"Little Ba, grandma's words and this house are proof, do you know who lives here? Even if you are the pride of the sky, even if you are the future emperor, you are also admitted to the academy, if you want to live here, then you have to rely on strength and ability? The easiest test is to block six Tong Wuji for a quarter of an hour.

At present, there is only grandma in this place, although you are a poor scumbag, but the person is not bad, you will live here in the future, okay?"

Feng Xi realized that he was beaten so badly, and the female tyrannosaurus was also crying and screaming, why didn't anyone come all night, it turned out that this was the exclusive strength of others.

Living with a female tyrannosaurus, although you can avoid chasing and avoiding trouble, you are beaten every day and beaten every day without being human. After a long time, the female tyrannosaurus missed a mistake, and she didn't have to lose her life.

This is absolutely not a no-go!

"Grandma, I'm definitely not fit to live here, you can change your certificate. For example, give a waiver card, a pass or something?"

The female tyrannosaurus sighed, "Hey, Xiaoba, it's not that grandma doesn't give it to you, and it's useless to give it, you look at your token, and the letter of recommendation, does Tong Wuji recognize it?" You still don't know what that means, the owner of the token is the first dean of the academy, and the letter of recommendation represents the ninth dean."

The two deans are optimistic about you and guarantee your admission, but what is the result? The examiner does not admit it, the examiner does not admit it, and even if the grandmother admits it, it can't be counted. All grandma can do is leave you here first. Since you don't want to compensate me, the old woman, then you can go. ”

Fengxi really wanted to beat the female tyrannosaurus, but he couldn't help it, the female tyrannosaurus could fight against Tong Wuji with one finger, even if people beat him obediently, he couldn't hurt a single hair.

"Grandma, I'm willing to live here, and I'm willing to drag out the fortune teller's affairs. ”

The female tyrannosaurus sighed again, "Hey, grandma is old, this forgetfulness is greater, the greater the forgetfulness, the greater the temper, the greater the temper, the greater the forgetfulness." Xiaoba, what kind of fortune teller grandfather are you talking about, grandma doesn't know him! Besides, grandma is so old, what kind of fortune is it? You go and let him go. Grandma is sleepy, sleep first, you remember to close the door for grandma. ”

Fengxi didn't react for a long time, what's wrong with the female tyrannosaurus, it was fine just now, why is it like this all of a sudden, it seems that she doesn't remember anything.

"Grandma, at this time, don't be confused, you have to listen to me tell the story of the mandala flower, and the matter of me living here. ”

Fengxi shouted, but there were female tyrannosaurus rexes in front of him, and some were just the poisonous tongue naughty boy Tong Wuji, and those genius candidates.

"Your Excellency the examiner, I'll just say, how can there be a letter of recommendation for the No. 8 waste, that can only be written by the dean. He is so wasteful, unless the dean is blind, he will write him a letter of recommendation. You see, this is a beating, his face is swollen bigger than my three-headed dog of hell, if it weren't for his lack of Yuan Li and his physique, I would never have recognized him as the No. 8 waste. As soon as Wu Daotian saw Fengxi appear, he immediately said.

"Lord Examiner, why did the No. 8 big waste come to the third level. He failed the second level of the assessment, and his so-called recommendation letter is obviously fake, so you still don't kick him out. ”

"Yes, Lord Examiner, you should immediately kick Big Eight out of the examination room, he is not qualified to stand here. He's so wasteful and ugly! I have to vomit for three days just looking at him, and it not only affects our performance, but also affects our overall image. What's more, Lord Examiner, you are so handsome and such a gentleman, how can you let this big waste affect your image?

"Get the big garbage out! Get the big garbage out ......"