The singles talked a lot, and the discussion became louder and louder, and someone actually shouted: "Master Guan, it's too uncomfortable to have no lights, it's like going to prison, it's better to think of a way quickly!"

I thought about it for a long time, but I couldn't find an answer, so I had to ask, "Who will make a lamp?"

Most of the tree singles are villagers from Fenghuang Mountain, and according to local customs, "Our requirements are not high, just use a small bowl, pour some cooking oil, put a lamp line, and lead it." ”

It sounds really simple, and it doesn't seem to be too much trouble, so I have to ask: "Don't you have a bowl for eating?

The more the singles listened, the more strange it became, and the noise was so loud that some people shouted: "Master, there is no public canteen here, and there is no place to eat?"

This is strange, if there are more than 300 people, if you add prisoners, how many will there be? How can there be no public canteen? I thought about it for a long time but didn't figure it out, so I pointed to the little man and asked, "So, what do you eat?"

He didn't seem to have time to answer, and there were many people rushing to speak: "Master Guan, we are not mortals, so we don't need to eat?"

"No wonder! Jiro God had already thought about it when he built the prison, but how could he forget the lamp?"

Phoenix Flower had been listening to the side, and she couldn't hold it back, so she asked: "Aren't you villagers on Phoenix Mountain?" Why don't you borrow a little first and return it when you have a while, isn't it different?"

The short man knew that he couldn't ask clearly, so he simply walked up to me from the queue and said, "Master Guan, the people here were all built with the prison, and none of them are villagers from Phoenix Mountain." ”

I had to think about the situation, and he seemed to be right! But who I had vaguely heard say that he was a villager on Phoenix Mountain?

The short man can answer the question: "A person who says such a thing may not have a brain, or he will not grow teeth, or he will speak nonsense with his eyes open?"

In the end, I had to choose one or the other, but that didn't help at all......

Fenghuanghua was thinking all the time, staring at the shining flowers on the beauty tree with novel eyes, and said to me in a low voice, "Why is it bright?"

This humble remark woke me up, and what did the damned matchmaker mean when she heard us arguing so loudly, why didn't she say a word?

I thought about it, and finally I couldn't help but come to the chair, gently tug on the side of the matchmaker's clothes, and ask, "What are you hiding from me?"

The matchmaker asked, as if she had already understood, and deliberately smiled secretly, and gently turned my head over and said, "I have a condition, if it is according to your method, that I must be studied tonight before this place can be stained." ”

It was a beautiful thing, but why was I so reluctant to do so? I was always thinking about studying the phoenix flower, and I had already sniffed out the fame from her breath, and there must be a secret hidden in my body?

Seeing that I was hesitant, the matchmaker was very disappointed, endured it, and finally threw out a sentence: "Then, don't talk about it!"

When I heard this, I was very depressed! I inevitably had to worry about the phoenix flowers, and I had to ask for my opinion......

I haven't waited for the turn

She had been hiding behind my back and eavesdropping, everything was clear, staring at the matchmaker in the chair and throwing a sentence: "Punch!"

The matchmaker is not stupid, what if she loses? Won't she take advantage of her, what should she do? is silently thinking about countermeasures......

Phoenix Flower has already thought about it, so she doesn't have to be so troublesome, and adopts a way that is easy to talk about and discuss: "If I lose, I have to let it out." ”

This seems to be very fair, and I tried to persuade the matchmaker, but I didn't expect her to nod her head in agreement, and the sound of her fist was very loud......

"Hello sisters!

The matchmaker shouted: "Ki You, keep your eyes open and don't make noise." ”

The singles were attracted, and one of their heads stretched out longer than the other, and some simply came over and stared.

I couldn't understand it again, and I frowned and was about to ask......

The phoenix flower is loud and noisy, I stretch out a finger, you also stretch out a finger, it's exactly two, I won!

The matchmaker's heart is a little panicked, she wins two of the three battles, and if she loses one more punch, she will give up the right to research, and she has to make lamps for the singles.

Phoenix Flower is in a different mood, winning a punch, there is a bottom, morale is high;

The matchmaker was attentive and shouted in public: "Come on, come on!

Phoenix Flower shouted: "Don't do it men!"

I stared at it for a long time, and the matchmaker clenched her fists, and the phoenix flower only stretched out a thumbs up, jumped up with joy, and shouted, "I won!

The matchmaker pulled the horse's face and was unwilling, and said inexplicably: "No! Otherwise, I won't do anything." ”

Phoenix Hua was extremely depressed in her heart, endured it, and considered her stinky fist to discuss: "This is the last three punches, and you are not allowed to regret losing it!"

The matchmaker gritted her teeth and nodded with determination, and as a result, after three punches, Phoenix lost two punches......

Nothing more was said now. Phoenix Flower was very angry and kicked the chair so hard that she jumped up and screamed in pain......

The matchmaker stood high on the chair, with excitement written on her face, and coaxed and said: "Tonight, you are going to achieve a night with lights, share a bed with your beloved, and live a single-minded life from now on, and be an upright man, do you think it's okay?"

The echo was particularly loud, accompanied by the strange cries of the men......

The matchmaker bounced off the chair, pulled out a long streamer, and danced in the air a few times, and a miracle happened......

The prison grounds were full of bright fairy lanterns, and the singles were most concerned about their huts, and when they entered, they immediately shouted, "Wow! It's so bright! We've never enjoyed ...... before."

After a loud whistle, everyone gathered around the tall beauty tree, looking left and right, looking for the flowers blooming in their hearts?

The matchmaker flew around in the air, looked around, and was still not at ease, holding her hands into a cylinder, and shouting to all the singles: "Whose house is there without fairy lanterns?"

There was a wave of responses: "It's all there, Sister Matchmaker, we want women." ”

The matchmaker put away the streamer, gently lowered it to the chair, and said to everyone, "Dear Bachelor."

From now on you will enter the day of sexual bliss! A man cannot do without a woman! When that moment of need comes, it will destroy the man's brain alive! Especially those who are unrequited in love with women, who may not be able to bear the loneliness, and become insane, and if they go mad and do stupid things, there is a prison cell here that must be his. We can't just watch this happen......"

Suddenly, there was a panicked cry: "Sister matchmaker, the fairy lights in our house are not lit, can you help take a look?"

The matchmaker thought about it for a while, and was suspicious in her heart; she asked for a long time just now, but no one came out to speak? and felt unsure, and said, "Take me to see?"

The singles had a lot of opinions and discussions, and some of them actually made a loud noise: "Sister matchmaker, take off the flowers and send them to everyone first, and then deal with other things, okay?"

The matchmaker stood on a high chair, looking left and right, and when she saw that the shouts were getting louder and louder, and soon they became louder, she couldn't bear to let the bachelors wait stupidly, and shouted to her face: "Which flower do you fancy and I'll help you pick it?"

The cries of the singles became louder and louder, and everyone raised their hands and pointed to the flowers on the tree, shouting one after another: "Sister matchmaker, I want this one, hurry up and pick it off!"

The matchmaker looked to the left, and then looked closely to the right, and found that the sticks pointing to the flowers on the tree were densely packed, and which one to pick......?

No one wants to be at the end of the line, to line up a line crookedly, and many unconsciously insert themselves in the middle, pushing one by one, shouting about the same problem.

The matchmaker pointed at those unconscious people and shouted: "You, and you, all go to the back, everyone will supervise together!"

As soon as this sentence came out, a few unconscious ones were quickly pulled out of the queue, and after a while, before they could react, I don't know who shouted: "Hit! Hit hard!"

The matchmaker didn't see the situation clearly, a large number of people around the "ping pong" punching and kicking, the beaten single, shouted hysterical voices, and some people bluffed: "Hit, beat hard, beat to death!"

I don't have to look closely; there are a few more places like this......

No one can persuade me to fight, I mean I can't fight any longer, in case the man's logo is broken, even if I send a beautiful woman, I can't use it......

The matchmaker was smarter than me, and shouted in front of the messy bachelors: "Don't beat again! Whoever doesn't listen, the cutie will have nothing to do with him!"

The singles fought for a while, as if they heard it, and they moved very quickly, flashed, and stood in front of the fallen singles, blocking the ...... with their bodies

I had to take the opportunity to declare: "Listen up, all the, no fighting! This kind of behavior brings darkness to the prison administration; are you all robbers?"

The singles were very thick-skinned, laughed wildly, and wanted to fool around......

I would love to let them deceive, and the killings and injuries were their own infliction anyway, but the matchmaker didn't think so, and was eager to talk about it in front of the singles......

"Dear singles, the purpose of protecting the man's sign is to make the man strong and have one

A strong body is only useful if you send a beautiful woman! Fight back and forth, if it is broken, even if I send you the most beautiful woman in the world tonight, I will not be able to enjoy it! For this reason, I solemnly declare that whoever dares to fight again will be disqualified from obtaining the beauty of the eyebrows......"

It seems that concealment can no longer change the scene of the fight, so he simply doesn't care, and points to the flowers on the beauty tree and shouts: "Sister matchmaker, I want that ......."

It seems that a single person is a single person, and he always thinks about a woman in his heart......

(End of this chapter) I want to talk about "Xiandao Shengzun" with more like-minded people, pay attention to "excellent reading literature" on WeChat, talk about life, and find confidants~