Walking on the streets of the town, Gao Hua's excited little liver jumped happily, causing his white little face to become white and red. For the handsome guys and beautiful women in country H on the earth, Gao Hua is scornful. They should be pulled all over the country to see it, it's just a small town, and it's all natural. How can you be shameless, there is no such effect, even if you are the so-called first beauty who is sorted out, you will hide your face and run away.

Not to mention those male compatriots who he thinks are not as handsome as himself. In fact, in his heart, he has cursed those sons countless times, and he has nothing to do on the street with a stinky and calm face. I wish there was a sudden splash of hot oil or sulfuric acid in the face of that cool face, it would have been perfect. It's a pity that Gao Hua's wish is destined to be frustrated, and after shopping for most of the day, there has been no obscenity as he wants.

He had no choice but to turn his lost gaze to the beautiful woman. Wow... This beauty is really eye-catching, round in front and upturned in the back. Gee... It's amazing. If I could bring it back to my dead friends, they wouldn't want to envy it.

"Hey, you whore, where do you look?" "I'm obscene with your sister, and a beautiful woman is a whore." Gao Hua, who was seriously affected by the mood of looking at the beauty, instantly felt cold in his heart, and looked at the man who appeared in front of him with unhappy eyes. Man: "What's upset?" "As a man, and a man who thinks he is very good and loves face, he was discovered when he peeked at the beauty YY Zhengshuang, and he was still exposed in front of the beauty. It must be unhappy in my heart, it's one thing to be unhappy in my heart, but I lost face in front of a beautiful woman, brother, what do you mean as a man.

But seeing the well-defined arms and fists of the man opposite, I think of the three or four-year-old children here who can break stones with one hand. Gao Hua decisively gave up his suicide, but how could he lose his temperament in front of beautiful women. So in the future, he thought it was the most unsuccessful case of suicide and said: "What's wrong with this brother, little brother, I saw that this girl was as beautiful as a fairy, stunning in the world, peerless, sinking fish and geese, and the posture of closing the moon and embarrassing flowers, I couldn't help but look at it twice." It's true that she is a beautiful woman, but Brother Tai said that she is a thief, which is too child's play. Man: "Is it child's play, you will know if you try this fist." ”

Just when Gao Hua was about to endure the forced failure and be beaten up. The beauty spoke: "Brother, for the sake of this person's weakness, forget it." "Damn... It's really his sister, and he was actually said to be weak by two beauties on the same day, which is quite unscientific. It seems that today is definitely a bad year, and it will not go well anywhere. Looking at the brother and sister who walked away, Gao Hua realized. The ancients did not deceive me, "the body is the capital of the revolution, and the big fist is the last word", it seems that this sentence is not only practical on the earth, but also eight or nine is not far from ten. Hum..... When I am done, I will come back to find the dough again, and let your kid run rampant for a few more days.

At this time, Gao Hua no longer admired the beauty of Yaxing, because he was hungry. Gao Hua: "Alas.. I don't know what kind of ingredients the bread the boy gave me was made of, but I was willing to bow down with my iron and bronze teeth. It seems that you still have to rely on your own compulsion to eat. Let's go to the restaurant in front of you to understand the market and then discuss. Turning the corner of the street, a restaurant called "Taste Again" appeared in front of Gao Hua. Looking at the restaurant in front of him, Gao Hua couldn't help but be excited, as if there was a peerless beauty in front of him to welcome his arrival.

"No, if you go to eat the overlord meal like this, you will definitely be beaten to death. In such a situation where you don't know the market, don't do this kind of high-risk work. It's better to observe and come up with a perfect plan first. By the window near the restaurant, Gao Hua looked in with a pair of thief eyes. I saw that the diners were all on the table with some cakes, and large stacks of meat of unknown species were placed on the table. The guests seem to be accustomed to eating like this, and they all eat a lot. This is the so-called elite from all the starry sky, how can it be this indigenous way of eating. Why is there no stir-fried vegetables, and there are no cold dishes, but the meat is chopped, is my world view too small, or my cognition is too low. In this way of dining, it is also said that my big earth is a low-level planet, and it seems that it is time for Young Master Ben to spread the glory of my earth and sprinkle the great light of the earth all over the different galaxies.

When Gao Hua was still intoxicated by the infinite beautiful association, the big man who was dining by the window said to him: "Boy, you see that I don't need to drool when I eat, poor baby, come on, come on, my lord will reward you with a mouthful of meat." "I'm an uncle, although Ben Shao is very hungry, but you say that I drool in front of so many people, what is Ben Shao's coercion. It seems that this beating would rather be beaten than hold on. Strode into the restaurant to find a table and sit down, Gao Hua slapped his hand on the table: "Xiao Er, I didn't see my master eating, quickly bring your delicious food to my master." After finishing speaking, he looked at the big man with a provocative gaze, and the master was also the one who dined. Seeing this, the big man couldn't help but smile and shook his head, "Young man, it's just impulsive. ”

Xiao Er: "This master, what do you eat, can you bring the ingredients?"

Gao Hua: "When I come to your restaurant for dinner, do I have to bring my own ingredients?"

Xiao Er: "This master, of course the shop has ready-made ingredients." This is not all extraordinary, what you want to eat is caught by yourself, and then processed in a small shop, and the small shop only charges a little bit of money. Just leave the leftovers you don't want to the shop. Master, didn't you bring any ingredients?"

Gao Hua: "You are a little second, you have been busy with official business recently, and you have no time to catch prey." Let's use the ingredients in your store to make some for you. ”

Xiao Er: "Okay, this master, you wait a minute, the little one will go and serve you food immediately." ”

Gao Hua: "Then you don't go yet." ”

Xiao Er: "This master, this one will be given to the little one first!"

Gao Hua looked at the gestures that the whole universe would use, rubbing his thumb and index finger and middle finger. The face is green, but in this case he will certainly not admit his ignorance. "Are you afraid that your master won't give you money for food?"

Xiao Er: "How can it, master... Isn't that the rule here?" Gao Hua: Damn, it's still TMD to nibble on fried chicken, pay first and then eat, but I don't know what kind of coins they use. In the suspicious eyes of the little er, Gao Hua had no choice but to stiffen his scalp, take out a few one-yuan coins from the earth from his trouser pocket and throw them on the table. "Take it, I'm afraid that my lord will have less money for you, so you don't need to look for it." ”

Xiao Er picked up his completely subverted understanding of coins and said, "Master... Don't play small, you haven't seen such a small coin before. ”

Gao Hua: "Impossible, this coin is used all over the world in our country. ”

Xiao Er: "Forgive the little one, I don't know which continent my master is from?"

Gao Hua: "I don't blame you for your clumsiness, that means you have too little knowledge." ”

Xiao Er: "But master, I don't know any of the words on it, and there has never been such a simple font in Li Xuan Continent." ”

Gao Hua: "You little two speak Chinese, but you don't know Chinese characters." You traitor, traitor. It's going to take a thousand cuts to deal with a traitor like you. ”

Xiao Er: "Then you said where you came from, Xiao Hao went and asked my shopkeeper." ”

Gao Hua: "You listen to the master, the master is from the earth of China." ”

Xiao Er: "Is the earth a ball?"

Gao Hua: "If you beep blindly and insult my mother star, you may not be able to bear this punch." ”

Xiao Er: "Master.. Don't be angry, the little one will go to the shopkeeper. He is so knowledgeable that he probably knows your hometown. ”

Gao Hua looked at Xiao Er who ran towards the counter, your shopkeeper knows a fart earth, my eldest brother told me, I am the only earthling here, you are stunned for a while. At this time, the fat shopkeeper ran over: "This guest officer, I have indeed never heard the name of the earth in the Lixuan Continent, but the glyphs on this coin seem to be simplified from the zigzag we use. You say it's called Chinese characters, but it's the word used in the guest's hometown. ”

Gao Hua: "Yes, where we are, the characters we use are Chinese characters, and we are called Han Chinese, the most populous ethnic group on the planet. There was a time when there was an ethnic group that was very dissatisfied with us Han people, and finally we had a great emperor. It taught them how to be human beings in minutes, and almost wiped out their race. However, when I left my hometown, there was a group of particularly shameless Oba, who claimed to be the first in the universe, and the whole world was created by them, which was really shameless. ”

Shopkeeper: "Then Your Excellency is Oba?"

Gao Hua: "Damn, I'm not an Oba, they have made themselves all into a mold, you see that I am so pure and natural, how can I be Oba." ”

Shopkeeper...........