Looking at the unfamiliar environment in front of him, Gao Hua was stunned. Where is this? I'm just looking at shooting stars. Isn't it just to make a wish, how to open your eyes and come to this strange place?

And how these passers-by are dressed so strangely, I read that right, it's actually ancient costumes. There's a beautiful woman in front of you, wow, that's beautiful. Could this be a crew filming?

Hey!!Wait for Ben Gongzi to inquire. "This beauty, in the lower Gaohua, the high mountain uplifting, the Hua heroic Hua. Is this filming? Although the younger brother is only a shallow learner, this appearance can still be put on the stage. also asked the beautiful sister to recommend it to the crew. The younger brother can play anything, even if he plays a dead corpse, as long as he can show his face. ”

Belle.......

Gao Hua: "Sister, I understand, the money will be given to you when you settle the bill in a while." ”

Belle.......

Gao Hua: "Sister, the money has been given to you, what else do you want? Although I am so handsome, I have never even touched a girl's hand. ”

Beauty: "Boy, you are in my way, in this Lixuan Continent, you can stand in the way of people casually, but you will be beaten." This girl saw that you were weak, so she let you go and stayed. ”

Gao Hua: "Beauty, I'm just asking you about the crew, when it's in your way." Do you still say that I am weak and can not help but see my hand? You may not be able to bear this punch. ”

Then, there is no then. Gao Hua was beaten by fat, and the beautiful and moving beauty just slapped him to the ground, followed by a punch and kick.

When the beauty left, she didn't forget to reply to him: "I slapped you down, you really can't bear it." ”

Gao Hua cried, crying very sadly, for the first time since he grew up, he was slapped to the ground by a woman, my strong body, I punched a hundred pounds in the video game city. Is it because the actors recruited by this crew are all thugs, or because they were fascinated by beauty and forgot to take precautions, they were attacked by sneak attacks. It must be, I'm a man who never does anything to beautiful women. The body will lose its resistance to the beauty, so it will be so powerless. You are a dead wife, wait for the master to go to the crew to inquire about your origins, and make you look good.

Ding dong..... 380 billion were found, with a digit of 5438, from remote planets. The name of the human on earth is "Gao Hua, male, eighteen years old,".

Gao Hua: "Come out, who are you, my son can't win against a beauty, and I can't teach you a lesson about this weird guy." ”

Ding dong.... It was determined that the person was mentally disordered, physically empty, and had zero combat effectiveness. Requires a Newcomer Bundle to increase your chances of survival. Boom...... The package has been sent. The wisdom growth liquid was successfully injected, and the primary practice of cultivating the truth has been initiated. Five-four-three-eight, what other questions do you have? This novice assistant is very busy.

Gao Hua: "You are a novice assistant, where are you and where am I?" Ding dong....... Five-four-thirty-eight, this is the Li Xuan Continent, which is a place where different stars and different species collectively cultivate the truth, grow together, dominate the universe, and become the cradle of masters. Gao Hua: "Li Xuan Continent, which galaxy is this, you mean that I am no longer on Earth." "Ding-dong..... It seems that the wisdom growth fluid is starting to work, and novices can already think about such simple questions.

Gao Hua: "........".

Ding dong..... Five-four-three-eight, do you still have any questions, if not, the assistant will have to receive other newcomers. Gao Hua: "Big brother, wait, you mean to say that this is a place where cultivation is the system. You can cultivate to dominate the U.N. and become a master. "Ding-dong.... Yes, provided you didn't die young.

Gao Hua: "Big brother, you mean there will be dead people here." "Ding-dong...... Become a master, a master, a master, a master, how can there be an immortal... Gao Hua: "It's true that you'll be a dead person, and you're still a fart, that, big brother, see if you can send me back to Earth, I have a newborn child at home, I want to feed, I want to go back to earn milk powder money." "Ding-dong..... Five-four-three-eight, please don't use your low-level intelligence to talk to me, I have found out everything about you, you are a shameless and lazy vagrant on earth, and you are waiting for death. In your condition, the chance of marrying a wife and having children on Earth is lower than the chance that you will become a master.

Gao Hua: "Big brother, don't hit people in the face." I am a good socialist young man who stresses five stresses and four beauties. Don't slander me, I'll sue you for slander. "Five-four-three-eight, your shameless appearance is that I have been a rookie's assistant for 10,000 years, and I have seen the peak, and there is no one. You have become a master in this way, if you cultivate with this mentality, you will definitely get twice the result with half the effort, and the speed will increase a thousand miles a day. In this way, you can break the rules here, return to the earth as a master and a master, enjoy the highest honor, and return home.

Gao Hua: "Big brother, you said that as long as you dominate Unai and become a master, you can return to Earth." "Ding-dong.... As the nonsense you asked, I don't want to repeat it a second time. Gao Hua: "Am I the only one here?" "Yes, you are the only earthling here, you are too remote there, if it weren't for the past 10,000 years passing by your galaxy, I happened to see you stupid hat on the top of the mountain, with your eyes closed and crooked. On a whim, the assistant was moved by compassion. will let you enter here, and you don't want to disappoint this assistant.

Gao Hua: "Then can I pretend to be forced here?" This is the world of cultivators, as long as you are not afraid of being killed, you can pretend to be whatever you want. As for how you died, I don't know. Gao Hua: "Then how do I become a master, a master, a master, a master." It's very simple, as long as you breathe freely here, you should be able to barely become a master who does not enter the stream in tens of thousands of years. Gao Hua: "If you don't enter the stream, you are a master?" "Nonsense, you have lived for tens of thousands of years, longer than I have existed. To live so long and not die, you are not a master.

Gao Hua: "Big brother, just say something about the method of rapid cultivation, tens of thousands of years is too long, how can a good young man like me waste light and shadow." I want to work hard, be honest and self-conscious, only strive for the present, protect the family and defend the country, military merit medals, there are half of you and I ..... "5438, I really didn't misunderstand you, you really have good qualifications, shocking the past and the present; how can such a good young man be struck by thunder." You have to continue to maintain this good attitude, live your own life, and hope that next time you can see you living with all your hands and feet, I will definitely give you another big gift package.

Gao Hua: "Big brother, since you look at it like this, I will definitely live up to your high expectations, and strive to become a master, a master, and a master, when the time comes, I will break the stars, trample on the rules, and let this world tremble under my feet." I'll take you to the starry sky and inspect the worlds. Big brother, you see that we are so fateful, it is better to burn yellow paper and worship as brothers of the opposite sex. ”

Ding dong..... Okay, little brother, I have your mind, you go to grow first, when you can break the rocks with your hands, you will be a beginner, when you can overwhelm the mountains and seas, you are a master of the stream, you can think of everything, you are a big master, and when you can tear the stars by hand and create things out of thin air, you will become a master and a master. Now you go to find something to do, anything you find can help you grow, see no, there is a small town ahead, you go and see if there is anything you need your help with, first earn some living expenses to fill your stomach and then talk about your ambition. Also, the eldest brother wants to tell you that Lao Tzu will travel in the starry sky for a long time, otherwise how would he find the strange thing in your fool. You made my energy almost explode, so I'm going to vent, and my eldest brother won't accompany you. Take care... After the indefinite period.. Bye-bye.

Gao Hua: "Big brother, when can we see each other again." "Let's talk about it when you turn the stars, you 2B 5438. Gao Hua: "Big brother, you ......." Hmph, it seems that big brother has high expectations for me!

Gao Hua: "I look forward to this brave new world..... I'm coming!!" At this moment, there was a loud shout in the distance, "You are called death!!" Then Gao Hua saw something flying, closer, closer, closer, it turned out to be a pair of shoes full of foot smell. At the same time, in outer space, "Five-four-three-eight, I'm going to explode you" Then I saw several uninhabited planets turn into powder and disappear into the universe. Gao Hua: "How did I hear my eldest brother calling me?" Then he fainted happily.

I don't know how long it took, Gao Hua felt something hot dangling on his face, and it felt like a fluffy thing when he patted it casually. When he opened his eyes, he saw that it was a soft thing, steaming hot and coming to his face again. Gao Hua was shocked: "Where is the monster sneaking up on this son." Then a heavy punch was swung away, only to hear a dog roar, and at the same time there was a scream, ah...!!

Gao Hua shook his sore arm and roared, "It turned out to be a dog." "Yes, it's a dog, brother, why did you hit my little flower. A childish voice came. Gao Hua turned his head and saw that it was a four or five-year-old child, Gao Hua: "What kind of dog is this, why is it so hard." Child: "It's not hard, it's not as good as this stone, brother, look." In Gao Hua's surprised gaze, the child's white and tender palm crushed a stone. That's right, it's a stone, it's not bread, it's not an egg.

Gao Hua asked with a look of admiration: "Little brother, how did you do it?" Child: "What's this, Brother Niu next door to me can break a big stone with one punch, that's the kind of." Gao Hua looked in the direction of the child's finger, and it was a stone weighing more than one or two hundred catties.

In an instant, Gao Hua felt that the sky was no longer blue, the sun was no longer shining, and the worldview had collapsed. Say that it is the cradle of the master and the master, and say that it is the cradle of the master, and that the good is the domination of the United States. Novice assistant, you are an uncle's lied to me, I can't even compare to a three- or four-year-old child now. My son is no longer playing, and I want to go home to find my mother.

Child: "Big brother, why are you crying?" Gao Hua: "You are still young and don't understand the dangers of this world. My brother was deceived by something that wasn't a thing. My brother is crying because this liar has defiled my pure white heart, this little heart hurts my liver, my waist, my lungs, the routine here is too deep, I better go back to my countryside to herd cattle. Child: "Brother, I don't understand what you are saying, are you hungry, I saw you hungry to the ground just now." For you, this is a cake made by my mother. ”

Gao Hua took the cake with a row of tooth marks in a depressed mood, thinking that such an excellent May Fourth youth as me was actually reduced to being taken care of by children, what kind of sin did I make.

Child: "Big brother, Xiaohua and I are going back, my mother should be looking for me, we live in that town." Come and play with us when you have time. Gao Hua: "Thank you for the cakes, and when the big brother makes money, please eat Ken fried chicken." Child: "What is fried chicken?" Gao Hua ........ Child: "Let's go, goodbye....."

Gao Hua looked at the children who were jumping towards the town, and shook his head helplessly, this is not the earth, where the fried chicken comes. Wait, fried chicken, since there is no one here, then I can...... Hahaha, there is no endless road, with this son's unique secret recipe, I still don't believe that I can't live. When I become a master, I must call that assistant to live and live on my own. Hum..... Wait for me to eat the bread of this world and see how delicious it is. "Ah..... What is this TMD cake made of, my teeth...."