Chapter Eighty-Seven: Eating Together
In broad daylight, on the streets of Wushan Town, the well-known figure of the town, "He Banxian", was surrounded by the three ace spies of Zixiawei......
What's the matter, with his intuition, he estimated that he was really going to finish the game completely! Now, although he had to take refuge in Murong Fuzuo because he was forced to do so, first, he was not completely willing, and secondly, he had always been tactful, but he only wanted to use a delaying tactic for the time being...... even had an idea to wait until the wind and waves were calm before going to Hu Dujin to plead guilty......
However, it had only been a few days, and Hu Dujin, the chief steward of Zixiawei, who was thousands of miles away, had issued a strict order, and several ace spies appeared in front of him like lightning......
At that moment, after he had made up his mind, he became unhurried and slowly picked up the teapot and took a large sip of tea into the spout of the teapot...... Then, with a roll of his eyes, he picked up the paper fan next to him and shook it gently, and Fang Cai slowly pulled a long tone and said: "Fang Cai, your great monk is asking me: When will you become a Buddha, right? Okay! I will tell you to put down the butcher's knife and become a Buddha on the spot!"
The crooked-mouthed monk and the Hu Tiegui were a little puzzled by the sudden change of "He Banxian", and after they glanced at each other, they immediately switched roles!
And the Taoist priest began to blow his beard and stare at him!"Hehehe! You old boy can just talk nonsense! Then let me ask you: When will I become an immortal?"
Of course, with his own identity as a fortune teller, the best way to delay time is to play tricks!
So, after hearing this, this He Banxian immediately squinted his eyes and pinched his right hand, and the five-fingered god "calculated" in a chattering manner......
Suddenly, his eyes opened suddenly, and he said to Hu Tiegui very earnestly: "The immortal road is ethereal...... Dao Chief, if you can completely eliminate the anger in your heart, the demons in your heart, and become an immortal on the ground!"
Originally, he was a liar trick of "solving problems and offering advice" for people like him, and a clear-eyed person could see it clearly at once...... I don't know which tendon in my head is wrong today, but I can listen to it fascinated, and my heart is a little moved......
So, the development of the plot is obviously a little dramatic!
His eyes were particularly poisonous, and he immediately sensed Hu Tiegui's reaction, and he immediately felt that he had an opportunity to take advantage of it! In order to further lure the fish that was about to bite the hook, he whispered to Daoist Hu Dao's ear with a mysterious face: "The ancestor once gave me a book of heavenly books on the tracing of the Immortal Dao, and today I see that you have a good chance to attain the Dao...... Let's take a step to speak, I don't know what to do with the long-term meaning?"
"Well...... this" Hu Tiegui suddenly felt itchy, but because Tu An was crooked next to him, he didn't dare to make a decision right away......
That Tu An crooked his mouth and partnered with him for a long time, and the two of them had reached a fairly tacit understanding with each other. He looked at his face and immediately knew Lao Hu's little thoughts......
In fact, this ghostly crooked-mouthed monk also wanted to know: What kind of medicine is sold in this blind man's gourd? So, he deliberately pushed the boat down the river, of course, this is also an opportunity to sell a favor to Hu Tiegui, and said: "How can such a heaven-sent opportunity make it miss in vain? Mr. He, tell me where I can see this book of heaven?"
"Well...... this time, it's his turn to sell Guanzi, he deliberately pretended to close his eyes and recuperate, but the fingers in his hand kept pinching and pinching......
The crooked-mouthed monk is the best at guessing other people's thoughts, he immediately understood, so he secretly touched Hu Tiegui with his elbow, and then squeezed his eyes at Xiao Zichou in the teahouse......
Then, he said to He Yuya in a sincere tone: "Mr. He, why don't we go to your immortal residence together and sit down for a while?"
It was precisely the so-called "crooked hit," and this proposal of the crooked-mouthed monk happened to directly hit He Yuzai's heart! The opportunity must not be missed! He Banxian slowly stood up, stretched his waist again, and then finally opened the "golden mouth": "Well! It's okay
In this way, the three people of "one monk and half immortal" came together towards He Banxian's "immortal residence", which is a ruined temple located in the eastern suburbs of the town......
And what about that "Variety Lone Fly"? At this moment, he has long been buzzing and does not know where he has flown to......
At the same time, by the window of the private room on the second floor of the Shilixiang Tea House, a light breeze was already blowing! The tea cup, which was still steaming, was only in the hands of a gorgeously dressed man......
That night, a sumptuous meal of wine and food was very rare and placed in He Banxian's "immortal residence"! During the banquet, a monk and a monk and He Banxian pushed cups and exchanged lamps, and drank very happily...... You respect and I on both sides, and you weigh me until all three of them are drunk and unconscious......
At midnight, those who had been prepared quietly left the table...... He tiptoed to the back of the ancient stone Buddha in the ruined temple, and with great difficulty moved a stone slab, revealing a secret door there!
He squeezed into the secret door, and immediately entered a secret passage! He crawled on and on, until he came to a place on the east side of the town called Shepherd Slope!
Finally got out of the dark passage, why don't you take a big gulp of fresh air very greedily, thinking to yourself, causing my Lao He to make a "pangolin" again!
However, just when He was complacent, the sudden appearance of a beggar who walked tremblingly and in rags made him unable to laugh anymore!
In the cold wind, just above the birch trees at the top of the shepherd slope, a tall and thin figure was hidden in the branches of the canopy...... He paid close attention to the "praying mantis catching cicadas" that were happening below, and he was obviously like a "yellow finch waiting for an opportunity"!