Chapter Eighty-Six: The Purple Xia Halberd Refers to Wushan

A few days later......

It was almost noon on the streets of Wushan Town, and two strange-looking monks appeared—a short and fat monk with a crooked mouth and a tall lanky Taoist priest with a cane......

The monk had a fat head and big ears, and was wearing a collar of colorful variegated monk's robes, and the most distinctive thing was his extra-large mouth—the corner of his mouth on the right side was skewed to the base of his ear......

In stark contrast, the Taoist priest with an extra-long cane and a dark Taoist robe has always had a dark face and is silent...... He completely let the monk Hu Tianhai next to him run the train with his mouth full, but he himself didn't say a word all the way - what a "stuffy gourd"!

So, this pair of monks with such a unique style - what is their origin?

At this moment, the "He Banxian" who was setting up a hexagram stall on the street as usual -- his heart was like a mirror! He knew better than anyone else on the street who was this pair of monks and Taoist priests who suddenly appeared on the street of Wushan Town -- who they were!

It turned out that the crooked-mouthed monk who suddenly "came" to Wushan Town today, before he "became a monk" (in fact, he didn't really become a monk, he was actually a pretending "monk"!) The common name is Tu'an Yanjin. Tu Anyanjin has grown into an obvious crooked mouth since he was a child, and he usually likes to chatter non-stop...... Over time, those who knew him called him "Tu An's crooked mouth"!

And the "stuffy gourd" Taoist priest who was with the crooked-mouthed monk, his original name was Hu Yizu. Prosthetic feet, prosthetic feet—no matter how you look at it, the meaning of his name is very clear and easy to understand that at least one of his legs has been broken and has a prosthetic leg...... For this reason, people who are familiar with him like to half-jokingly call him "Hu Kidnapper"!

And this "bearded crutch", who usually doesn't like to talk, after learning martial arts from his teacher, simply asked someone to create an iron crutch to use as a weapon. When he wandered the rivers and lakes, this "Hu Tiegui" gradually became his name - as for his real name, it was slowly forgotten......

In other words, this is a rather distinctive monk -- what are the two of them coming to this remote Wushan town to wander around? There are not necessarily any famous mountains and ancient temples, Buddhism and Taoism here—what is it worth their eyes and all the way to come?

In fact, the crooked-mouthed fake monk Tu'an Yanjin and "Hu Tiegui" Hu Yizu - these two guys who pretend to be monks, their trip has a special mission!

Since a few days ago, the Zixiawei team led by Yelu Liangju was destroyed in Wushan Town...... Hu Dujin, the chief steward of Zixiawei, was furious when he heard the news, and he not only immediately ordered a thorough investigation of the matter, but also immediately dispatched several ace spies under his command - like lightning, the halberd pointed at Wushan Town!

The several ace spies sent by Hu Dujin include the usual golden partner - a monk and a combination! That is, the two people who know the details at a glance - the crooked monk and "Hu Tiegui"!

At the moment, although He Banxian was calm on the surface, he was already secretly beating a drum in his heart - his eyes kept rolling and began to think about the strategy of coping......

At the same time, on a seat facing the street at the Shilixiang Tea House diagonally opposite the hexagram stall, a tea customer dressed as a fabric merchant is smiling and sipping fragrant tea while watching the street scene with great interest...... What "He Banxian" couldn't calculate was that this cloth merchant was actually one of the ace spies sent by Zixiawei this time!

This spy who is particularly good at changing his appearance and constantly changing his image is none other than Xiao Zichou, who is known as the "detective"! This Xiao Zichou relies on his extraordinary ability to change his appearance and his extremely persevering "staring" endurance, which leads to the people he often targets - in the end, none of them will be left behind, and they are all stared at without exception!

And it is precisely because of such an extraordinary "record" that Xiao Zichou's ability to mark people is recognized as second to none among Zixiawei - and because of this, he has earned the nickname of "Changeable Lonely Fly"! This name refers to his Xiao Zichou's ability to disguise himself and have the will to "stare at the dead" - he is simply like a stoic cowfly, perseverance, and never give up until the goal is achieved!

After a while, Tu An's crooked mouth somehow fell in love with the "He Banxian Hexagram Stall", and immediately pulled Hu Tiegui over with him......

"Two masters-do you want to tell fortunes, or do you want to measure words?" Why don't you finish the little abacus in your stomach, and suddenly you raised your eyes and saw the two monks and Taoists - they just walked towards their side!

At this point, why not have no choice but to bite the bullet and force a cheerful greeting business......

"What blind?" the crooked-mouthed monk asked tentatively. The two of them were very famous in Zixiawei - so why not recognize them at a glance!

And why is it that he was originally just an ordinary eyeliner that Zi Xia Wei had planted in Wushan Town-so the monks and Taoists didn't know him, so they needed to ask and confirm......

At this moment, I was thinking about how to "get out of the shell" - seeing such a situation, it seems that I can use this opportunity to get by?

So, he pretended to be "puzzled" and looked at the crooked-mouthed monk, and replied with a courteous attitude, "He Blind has just left for a while...... Hey, old he, what a blind man—" Why didn't he simply stand up and look around......

Just when He Blind Man thought he had a plan, how could he have imagined that in the teahouse diagonally opposite, the "Variety Lone Fly" nodded and signaled - all his efforts would be wasted in an instant!

The crooked-mouthed monk immediately reached out and pressed He Yanzai's shoulder, and he was not busy poking him immediately—he still said to him with a smile on his face, "He Banxian, you can calculate it for me...... Great monk, I—when will I become a Buddha?"

Hu Tie Gui saw the opportunity very quickly, and his body moved slightly--he had already intercepted the only way out for He Yuya to try to escape! His face was dark, his brows were twisted into a pimple, and his angry eyes looked straight at him-Tie Gui poked the ground, and the words "Cheng Xian!" barely popped out from between his teeth, "Cheng Xian!"

Seeing that the plan was revealed, why didn't he feel a little flustered! His eyes rolled, and he suddenly laughed, "A master is a master—and he really knows everything!"

I don't know who the monk, the Taoist priest and the "half-immortal" continue to entangle, and who loses and who wins in the end...... Why don't you – will there be a chance to get out?