Chapter 472: European Brain Circuits
Linda Carolingian is an example of European royalty for himself. It is reasonable to find someone to do things in the name of righteousness, and it is very strange why others have such no overall view. Henry the Cynic has only a shell left in his brain, can he still listen to her talk about these eggs?
However, Lei Changye didn't bother to reason with Linda, and Europeans don't have much rational thinking now.
"Princess Linda, it's impossible for a man to reason with a madman. Lei Changye spread his hands helplessly.
"Sir is right. Oh my God, how rude I have not asked the high names of the Sir and the warriors. Princess Linda gracefully placed her left hand on top of her right palm and straightened up.
"My name is Lei Changye, just call me Mr. Lei. Lei Changye said with a smile.
"Dear Mr. Ray, you have saved me by defeating Henry the Cynic with supreme might. With such power, don't you have the title of standing up to the sky in Datang?" Princess Linda asked passionately.
"Uh, that ......" Lei Changye thought about it carefully, he really didn't have any title, "Our Datang is an ancient civilization, and we don't judge heroes by strength, but judge characters by spiritual temperament and moral sentiment." I'm just a layman, and I don't have a title in Datang. ”
"I can't imagine that Mr. Ray is such a humble and wise man, and your wisdom is as admirable as your strength. Princess Linda did not hesitate to praise her.
"......" Lei Changye smiled slightly. Princess Linda is so hard to compliment, naturally she is foreshadowing her own help. Lei Changye could probably think of her thoughts.
Her plea isn't a bad thing, though. Lei Changye led a team to visit Europe, just to open a direct camel cart trade route to Europe. The Frankish Empire was an entry point that he desperately needed to grasp. Now, the Frankish Empire has been united by a rare invasion by Vikings, barbarians, and demons as a unified dynasty, and the situation is much simpler than in the history of the Blue Sea Star plane.
As long as the Carolingian dynasty established contacts, this laid the foundation for the Wumeng to gain a foothold in Europe. When Wumeng's trading post began to officially operate, he could take advantage of the crisis of the Carolingian dynasty to harvest Europe's gold and silver reserves through weapons and machinery, subtly control the land and interests of Europe, and develop the lords of Europe into vassals of the Tang Dynasty little by little, and even at some point in the future, effectively control the whole of Europe.
In this way, in the hundreds of years of the Tang Dynasty, there should not be any major wars in the Eurasian cultural circle.
"Wise Mr. Lei, since the Martial Alliance of the Tang Dynasty in Middle-earth is committed to eradicating violence and peace, and your warriors have such magical power, I don't know if you can fight for my Carolingian dynasty and defeat the foreign invaders and minions of the demon clan who have invaded the continent. Princess Linda asked eagerly.
"Well, after listening to your description, I feel that the Demon Clan is a force to be feared. It will take a lot of preparation to be able to provide considerable combat power to help your country defend against aggression. I don't know if Her Royal Highness the Princess will be able to provide some land and resource support to my organization. Lei Changye said lightly.
"Mr. Lei is thoughtful and wise. I am only a princess of the dynasty, and I cannot be the master of the distribution of the land and resources of the dynasty, but I can introduce Mr. and Mr. to my father's organization, and if my father knows about his skills and qualities, he will definitely grant all your requests. Princess Linda said sincerely.
"In that case, let the princess rest on my ship for a while, and tomorrow be my guide, and guide us to the Frankish Empire before His Majesty the Emperor. Lei Changye said with a smile.
"That's exactly what I want, Mr. Lei is really a gentleman, too considerate. Princess Linda stood up, lifted the hem of her skirt with both hands, bent her legs slightly, and nodded in acknowledgement.
"Senior Brother Wang, Senior Brother Jiang, you take Princess Linda to the VIP Building to rest. Lei Changye raised his voice and called back Wang Mang and Jiang Yanyi, who were hiding in the corridor.
"Alliance leader, after all, it's a girl, why don't you find Sister Xin to guide the way?" Wang Mang was about to cry when he came in.
"You can get her to show the way, go ahead. "Lei Changye's face does not change.
"......" Wang Mang glanced at Jiang Yanyi. Jiang Yanyi's face changed suddenly. Zixin's angry appearance was even more terrifying than Linda's body odor.
"Alas!" Wang Mang and Jiang Yanyi sighed at the same time, and led Princess Linda to the VIP building in frustration.
Looking at them as if they were mourning, Lei Changye was secretly amused.
The aristocracy of medieval Europe was divided into two factions. One faction is the bathing sect, which believes that bathing is a habit that is unhygienic, easy to get sick, and a symbol of depravity. The origin of this idea was the European warriors who saw the collapse of the ancient Roman Empire.
The aristocrats of the ancient Roman Empire were addicted to bathing culture, and in the process of bathing for a long time, they were exposed to lead poison in the water from the bathing pipes. Lead poisoning made the Roman aristocracy increasingly idiot, and fertility problems arose, especially mental problems.
Medieval Europeans could not explain this phenomenon from a chemical or pathological point of view, and could only blame it on the spiritual degradation of the Roman bathing culture. Therefore, the vast majority of royal families with inheritance in Europe strictly forbade their descendants to covet bathing, and this idea was later affirmed and propagated by the church, and it became more and more intense. In the end, it led to the bad habit of European aristocrats to bathe only twice in their lives.
Of course, there is also a school of aristocrats in Europe, just the opposite, they are the "greedy bath" faction that is happy in time, and bathing in the baths of various cities has also become a typical project of this group of nobles to hunt for beauty. Many famous noblewomen also took pleasure in bathing and completely let themselves go. Later, of course, in the late Middle Ages, these noblewomen were portrayed as witches.
These nobles are often upstarts without ancient inheritance, and they are also wild and dissolute.
When Lei Changye saw Princess Linda for the first time, he didn't know which faction of nobles she was, but the girls of the descendants of the nobles of the two factions were not worth his expectations, which was why he was too lazy to rescue.
However, he really felt that Wang Mang was lucky to save a forbidden girl like Linda, because in addition to bad body odor, people are still very normal. If it's a bathing pie...... Maybe Wang Mang will like it, but it's hard to say.
At this moment, Princess Linda suddenly ran back from outside the door.
"Mr. Lei, I have a reluctant request. Princess Linda said embarrassedly.
"Uh, what's the matter?" Lei Changye had to hold his breath again, mobilizing his internal breath to start internal circulation.
"I wonder what perfumes you have in your country?" asked Princess Linda.
"Ah......" Lei Changye immediately understood. Princess Linda finally found that Wang Mang and Jiang couldn't stand her taste. Among the European bathing aristocracy, perfume can be said to be a necessity of life, so their perfume manufacturing technology is a generation ahead of the world, and now there is a very fine perfume process.
However, Datang does not have such an advanced product.
"We don't have perfume, but you can borrow some spice bags from our female members, and Zixin can help you. Lei Changye sold Zixin without hesitation.
"Thank you, Mr. Ray. Princess Linda departed happily.
After she left, Lei Changye walked out of the ship's owner's room to breathe in the fresh air, but saw Wang Mang being carried to the ship's medical hall by Jiang Yanyi and Jia Xu for treatment. He hurriedly went over and asked, and it turned out that Wang Mang was too eager to adjust the internal and external breath when he was holding his breath, which caused him to be angry.
There were hundreds of soldiers outside the medical hall who were watching the excitement, and they couldn't smell people, so they could watch Wang Mang, Jiang Liyi and others next to Princess Linda.
Lei Changye felt that it seemed necessary to introduce the healthy and elegant bathing culture of the Tang Dynasty to Princess Linda, otherwise this trip to the Frankish Empire would become a cultural journey.
At that moment, he felt the bag on his body move: Henry the Cynic tried to rush out of the bag and let it move.
This incident immediately aroused Lei Changye's vigilance, and he quickly returned to his secret room of the Boat Palace, opened several trap arrays, put the alliance treasure bag in the center of the trap array, and used the Dao method to suppress any actions that were unfavorable to him by the cynical Henry. Then, he cautiously opened the Treasure Bag.
Henry the Cynic's skull popped out all at once, rolled around on the table, and was immediately suppressed by the Dao method of several machine arrays, and could no longer roll, so he could only collapse on the table in exhaustion, looking at Lei Changye with the dark blue magic light in the skull's eye socket.
"Despicable stranger, what do you want to do with Henry the Great Cynic?" Henry hissed angrily in a magical voice.
"Henry the Cynic, right? Lei Changye touched his chin and thought for a moment, and asked in Latin, "Where did you get your Frost Bone Dragon?"
"Why should I tell you!" said Henry the Cynic haughtily.
"If I'm not mistaken, you're a lich. Lei Changye said with a smile.
"W-what? who, who told you? I...... How do you know!No way, do you know the art of forbidden spells?" cried out Henry the Cynic in horror.
Lei Changye covered his mouth and couldn't help laughing. It is true that the brains of the people of the European Middle Ages are not very good, and the intrigue and Middle-earth are not opponents on the same level. He knocked the mountain a little, and Henry the Cynic immediately made an honest move.
"That's right, I know the art of forbidden spells. Lei Changye looked serious, "I also know that you are a bone lich, and you don't have the heart to make yourself a meat lich. ”
"......" Henry the Cynic was stunned for a moment, and then suddenly asked, "Are you a meat lich?"
"I'm not. I'm a human being. But I know how to turn a lich body into a human. That's what you really want, right?" Lei Changye asked lightly.
"Cluck, cluck!" Henry the Cynic's skeletal shell trembled, unable to hide his intense emotion.
"That's really the case......" Lei Changye sneered. After Henry the Cynic killed all the barbarian tribes, he had a great revenge, but he had to destroy Persia and the Great Food again, which was not for revenge at all, but to find fault and vent his anger.
He made himself look like this bird for revenge, and now that he has taken revenge, he is still like this bird. If he didn't find a way to kill him, he was afraid that he would be crazy by this bird. So Princess Linda asked him to fight the demon clan, but it was in vain. Henry the Cynic now hated not the demons, but the humans.