Chapter 473: Conquering the Forces
"I'll tell you the origin of the Frost Dragon, will you tell me how to become an adult?" asked Henry the Cynic in a trembling voice.
"You want to be beautiful. Do you know how hard it is for a lich to become an adult?I haven't heard of anyone succeeding, right?" asked Lei Changye with a sneer, "The Frost Dragon is just an appetizer. I want your talisman too. Give me the talisman box, and do things for me in the future, and when I'm in a good mood, I'll turn you back into a human. I'm in a bad mood, so I'll just kill you. ”
"You're dreaming!" cried Henry the Cynic.
"Whatever you want, you can think about it in a hundred years. Lei Changye picked up his skull shell and was about to put it back into the alliance treasure bag.
"A hundred years, how long can you live?" said Henry the Cynic.
"It's not just me, we people in the Martial Alliance, we want to live as long as we want, and we don't need to be a lich at all. Lei Changye threw his head into the alliance treasure bag.
"Wait ......," Henry the Cynic said abruptly.
Lei Changye smiled slightly, he had planted the two most tempting thoughts of adulthood and immortality in the heart of the cynic Henry just now, as for how these two thoughts would grow in Henry's heart, he was very much looking forward to it.
But that frost dragon is really cool, he hasn't played such a class Lei Changye yet, he thinks he can have it.
There was a short, shrill scream from outside the cabin, it was Princess Linda's voice. Lei Changye hurriedly rushed out of the boat palace and came to the middle cabin, where he saw that Princess Linda was already lying on the ground with a whole body paralyzed, lifted up by Zixin and Bi Yike, and dragged to the bathroom of the Flying Fish Lady's boat without saying anything.
"What are you doing?" Lei Changye hurriedly came to the second daughter and stopped them.
"Alliance leader, I'm ...... I couldn't stand it anymore, she would take the smell wherever she went, and if she didn't wash it out, she wouldn't be able to stay in the middle cabin. Zixin said with a bitter face.
"Senior brother, I really can't stand it, if you don't deal with her again, I'll take Tianwu home and forget it. Bi Yike also bared his teeth.
"Slow down. I'll have to make this clear to Princess Linda. Lei Changye said solemnly.
The European Forbidden Bath Sect's obsession with bathing was quite deep, and if not handled properly, it would leave a deep chasm between him and the Carolingians in the future.
"Princess Linda, these two are very respectable ladies of my Middle-earth. You can think of them as two Valkyries. Lei Changye said in a deep voice.
"It's a Valkyrie, no wonder I can't move when she clicked on me just now, it's amazing!" Princess Linda said weakly, "but what are they dragging me there for?"
"These two Valkyries have strict requirements for cleanliness, Your Highness Princess, you haven't cleaned up your body for a long time, and this seriously offends the Valkyries. If the Martial Alliance wants to fight side by side with the Carolingian Dynasty in the future, these Valkyries will be the pinnacle of my Datang's combat power, and their dignity and persistence must be respected. Lei Changye said solemnly.
"I see...... Princess Linda had a struggling look on her face. Although she really wanted to get the help of Wumeng and Datang, she had been abstained from bathing for a long time, and she deeply believed that bathing was a very depraved crime, and this psychological bondage was by no means easy to break free.
"Your Royal Highness, I know that among European royalty, bathing is a form of devotion to the gods and a custom of declaring civilization. But in our Middle-earth Tang Dynasty, bathing is the worship and belief of gods and nature. Before each battle, we bathe in incense to purify our minds and bodies. It is precisely because of our habit of bathing frequently that we have the ability to fight bravely against overwhelming forces and achieve victory. Lei Changye said in a deep voice.
"......" Princess Linda trembled and bowed her head silently.
"Your Royal Highness Princess, if you can't be a princess of the first generation, personally bathe in incense, and declare your determination and belief in fighting the demon clan to the Tang Martial Gods, they will think that the Carolingian Dynasty is all cowards and untrustworthy. The cooperation between the Tang Wumeng and the Carolingian dynasty is also impossible. Your Royal Highness Princess, for the sake of the great Carolingian dynasty and for the sake of your father, what kind of sacrifice will you make?" Lei Changye asked lightly.
"I see!" Princess Linda's face showed the light of a martyr, "In the name of God, I am willing to sacrifice my life to save the dynasty and cleanse every part of my body to please the Valkyries of the Tang Dynasty, and may the friendship between Carolinge and the Tang Dynasty last forever." ”
"I think your God will bless you, Your Highness Princess. Lei Changye raised his head and asked Bi Yike to unravel the acupoint for Princess Linda.
Princess Linda got up from the ground, held her head high, like a proud and graceful swan, and walked into the bathroom with her head held high. Lei Changye beckoned Zixin and Bi Yike to follow her in and taught her how to use the new generation of bathing system on the Flying Fish Lady's ship.
Princess Linda's bathing time reached an astonishing hour and a half. Lei Changye even sent Bi Yike in three times in a row to inquire, he was afraid that Princess Linda would not be able to think about it after washing it, and committed suicide inside.
Bi Yike came out with an embarrassed face: "Senior brother, I think she is in love with taking a bath, and she can't finish rubbing it." ”
Lei Changye sighed, Europeans prefer to go to extremes, if they don't like one thing, they have to beat it to death, if they like one thing, they have to be addicted, no one can say it, they lack the golden mean of the Tang Dynasty in Middle-earth, and the rational thinking developed by later generations. In general, their civilization also stumbled in its development.
Fortunately, before Lei Changye decided to go to bed first, Princess Linda finally finished bathing, put on the narrow sleeves of Datang's unique small undergarment, draped in a soap robe, and walked out in a striped long skirt, refreshed. Bi Yike followed behind her, winking at Lei Changye with a smug expression. Obviously, this outfit was provided by her for Princess Linda.
Lei Changye adjusted his breathing slightly, and boldly smelled the smell of Princess Linda, which was fragrant and elegant, and there was no longer the bad smell of moss and salted fish, and it smelled ten thousand times more comfortable. It's a pity that at this moment, the tortured Wang Mang and Jiang Yanyi have fallen asleep, and they haven't appreciated the blonde orchid that looks like a hibiscus out of the water after the new bath.
"Wise Mr. Lei, your country's bathing culture is broad and profound, and it is simply a supreme enjoyment like a god. I thought I needed a quiet room to read the Bible to drive away the cravings that had arisen in my heart. Princess Linda said shyly.
"Take Her Royal Highness the Princess to the VIP Building to rest, little junior sister. Lei Changye said to Bi Yike with a sigh of relief. Princess Linda can be washed, and the entire Flying Fish Lady ship suffers a lot less.
In the early morning of the next day, as soon as Lei Changye woke up, he felt the feedback from the Yin generals. He closed the door and looked inside, and found that under the Flying Fish Lady's ship, there were two teams of elite samurai escorting two officials in different costumes to the bottom of the ship. One of these warriors was dressed in a costume very similar to that of the Abbasid Qulam guards, while the other was a fully armored knight characteristic of the Persians.
Lei Changye suddenly jumped out of bed, put on his clothes and walked out of the owner's room. He knew that it was the Abbasid and Tahir envoys who had arrived.
Previously, his mind was all focused on the Carolingian Empire represented by Linda and the Dark Elder Council represented by Henry the Cynic, completely forgetting the two important dynasties of Central Asia that Henry was about to conquer. These two dynasties were also the empires in the middle of the Silk Road that he wanted to open up that needed the most pacification and alliances. Otherwise, even if he knocked down the whole of Europe, unless he took the sea route, the Silk Road would still be cut off by the two major dynasties.
He shook his head vigorously and sorted out his thoughts, the current Tahir Dynasty and the Abbasid Dynasty were originally harmonious on the surface, but in fact, they were secretly two forces that were on the same page. The Persian warriors of the Tahir dynasty performed well in the Abbasid rebellion several times, and gradually turned into an armed force independent of the Great Eclipse, restoring the glory and domineering of the Persian Empire.
And the Abbasids still bear the glory of the black-clothed food, and the hundred-legged insects die but do not stiffen. Although the Tahir warriors were prodigious, their dynastic heritage was far less than that of the Abbasids. None of these two dynasties can help anyone, and it is an opportunity for Lei Changye to join forces.
At this time, Bi Yike had already brought dozens of armed soldiers to the upper deck of the Flying Fish Lady's ship. The officers protected by the two groups of soldiers immediately raised their heads at the same time and shouted to the ship. What is amazing is that the two officials used the official dialect of the Tang Dynasty.
"I am Aldehill, the envoy of the Tahir dynasty, and I hope to have the honor of meeting the shipowner!"
"I am Ara'iddin, the Abbasid envoy, and I hope to meet the great master of the ship!"
"Wait a minute, I'll go and ask the leader of my clan to talk to you. Bi Yike said loudly.
When Bi Yike spoke, Lei Changye had already come to the deck, he patted Bi Yike's shoulder, nodded at it, and then commanded the Yin general to lower the gentle slope bridge.
When the majestic giant gently sloping bridge was lowered from the Flying Fish Lady ship and paved into a smooth ramp, both the Abbasid Guards and the Tahir Guards showed shocked expressions. Obviously, the construction and mechanical craftsmanship behind this gently sloping bridge made both teams feel unfathomable.
"Why don't the two envoys get on board. Lei Changye raised his voice.
Alderhill and Alaiddine glanced at each other, and at the same time dismounted, leaving their guards waiting under the ship, while he stepped alone on the gently sloping bridge and came to the thunder long night standing on the upper deck.
They all saw the Frost Bone Dragon lying motionless on one side of the Flying Fish Lady's ship and the Crystal Dragon Demon Castle shattered into white bones, and they deeply felt the power of this Eastern fleet, whether there were guards to protect them or not, in fact, there was no difference.
But the courage they had to make such a wise move was extraordinary, as rare as their fluency in Chinese. Lei Changye paid more and more attention to them in his heart.
"Two envoys, please come to my master's room to speak. Lei Changye stretched out his hand to lead.
"It's better to be respectful than to obey. Aldehill and Alaiddine said in unison. Bi Yike on the side stared at him when he heard it, the Chinese level of these two people is quite high.