Chapter 22: Saying an Idiom Scares You to Death (1st Update)
After Xue Zha came ashore, he thought back to what he had just now, and speculated that it should be the fault of his current outfit.
"The white robe is more noble than the gray robe, and the ability to write poems is better than saying idioms, this is special...... It's a custom-made world for me to pretend!"
Xue Zhe couldn't be more proud in his heart, he couldn't wait to find someone to ask now: Do you want to be able to recite and write 300 poems of the Tang Dynasty, do you think you can be a city lord?
But Xue Zha still remembered the assassination of Qian Duoduo and Elder Wu, and he still remembered the scene where Pan Xiaolian's chest was stained red with blood in front of him.
"Be vigilant, be vigilant, rivers and lakes...... You're going to die casually!"
He told himself that he wanted to be a man with his tail between his legs, so he took off his white clothes and black shoes, squatted on a road and knocked out a man on horseback, and then directly robbed his clothes and horses and left.
Xue Zha rode on horseback, pulling the somewhat familiar and unfamiliar robe on his body, he pinched his chin and said to himself: "Where do you seem to have seen this dress?
"Not bad, it's good, whoever robs casually is a civil servant, and I don't have any good luck! hahaha...... [Wind Speed]!"
Xue Zha blessed the power of the idiom on the horses, the mental power was not consumed, and the speed of the horse could be raised to a terrifying level, whether it was riding a horse or riding a car along the way, he was frightened by the sound of the horse's hooves blowing like a gust of wind.
"Which family is this? Isn't it stupid? Aren't you afraid of losing your strength during the exam with the power of poetry in a hurry?"
"Maybe people have the talent to show off their talents, and they are not afraid that they will not be able to pass the children's examination at all, so come to Anlu Fucheng with us, that is, go through the motions. ”
"I heard that this year, the four major families of our Anlu Mansion, the Zhou family, the Jiang family, the Bai family, and the An family have geniuses to participate in this year's exam, and it is said that the son of the Bai family is already half of the talent who can successfully recite and write six poems. ”
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There were a lot of similar discussions and fingers, Xue Zha ran all the way and listened all the way, and he already had a bold guess about where the road under his feet led - Anlu Mansion City built Ancheng.
Xue Zha led the horses to the back of the line outside the gate of Jian'an City, he looked back at the bloody sunset, and then turned back to see the young people in front of him who were leading the horses and chariots, looking at them all round-necked white-robed scribes, just from the way they dressed, they felt that they were much more upscale than Xu Zhiyuan and Qian Duoduo.
"Fortunately, Lao Tzu changed his clothes. ”
Xue Zhe looked down at the robe on his body again, and saw that it was a pale cyan brocade robe, with no embellishments on it, a thumb-wide white belt around his waist, and a pair of black high boots on his feet.
"Isn't it nice to get so much attention?"
As soon as Xue Zha had this doubt, a yin and yang strange voice sounded behind the crowd.
"Good boy, no wonder you dare to be arrogant on the Daliu River, it turned out to be an unqualified official
There was a slight commotion in the crowd, and Xue Zha also frowned to look for prestige, and at this glance he saw a noble son with an oily head and a white powder on his face, it was none other than Zhou Delong, who had seen him once on the river before.
The top of his head was still oily, his face was covered with a thick layer of white fat powder, his two triangular eyes were squinted like poisonous snakes, and the folding fan in his hand shook gently, deliberately hitting the song "Li Yannian's Song" in everyone's sight, which was full of significance.
Zhou Delong looked at Xue Zhe with a sneer, Jiang Chen beside him was not there, and there was another boy who was dressed similarly to him and also took a folding fan with "Li Yannian's Song" written on it.
"Brother Delong, how about you say that you are a dead person? On my territory, do you want my brother to kill someone for you, so that you can have a good time in this exam?"
As soon as this man spoke, many people in front of the city gate hurriedly dragged their daughters and ran away, and they would rather not go into the city today to stay in the surrounding villages for a night than be seen by the man.
This is none other than Jian'an City's famous Yuan Youlu.
His fame does not lie in his family, the Yuan family is not comparable to the Bai, An, Jiang, and Zhou families; his fame is not because of his knowledge, he has not even taken the language test; his fame is because of one of his major habits - hungry ghosts in color.
Therefore, the locals of Jian'an City know that when they see Yuan Youlu, they will run away quickly, regardless of men and women, as long as they are white, as long as they look pleasing to the eye, as long as they are seen by Yuan Youlu, they will be guaranteed to snatch you back to sleep.
Xue Zha listened to the discussions of the people around him and the shouts of those out-of-tune people, the corners of his mouth couldn't help twitching, he was really afraid that what was this Yuan Youlu's goods to attack him, and I didn't look bad!
The crowd in front of Zhou Delong suddenly decreased by half, and he and Yuan Youlu immediately rushed behind Xue Zha.
"Boy, what are you going to do today? Are you kneeling down to apologize to Brother Delong, or are you ......?"
Yuan Youlu didn't talk nonsense, and when he got closer, he reached out and was about to grab Xue Zha's collar, and at the same time, the cruel words had already been put aside.
But how could Xue Zha be willing to suffer, he didn't wait for the other party to grab him, and immediately released an idiom: [muddy nightmare].
Yuan Youlu's hand towards him paused in mid-air, and then he grinned and began to smirk, and the fan in his hand was gone, and he stepped on the ground and twisted his step, he just raised his hands and ran away with a smirk all the way like a second fool, and the people around him were stunned.
"Hungry Ghost...... What's wrong with him? It feels like he's suddenly stupid, look at him like that, and don't know that he thinks he's a stupid son of a landlord's family?"
"I guess I've met a master, I heard that there are some people in the rivers and lakes who are amazing! They said something casually, stretched out their hands, and a stone immediately turned into gold, look at him like this, it is estimated that he has been slapped on the brain!"
"I deserve it, I deserve it! My third aunt's niece's fourth cousin and his second aunt's grandmother's little granddaughter were just ruined by this hungry ghost last month, and God really opened his eyes, don't let him get better, just let him be stupid all the time!"
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Xue Zha didn't expect that his shot could make so many people breathe a bad breath, he happily looked at Zhou Delong who was sluggish and frightened in front of him, he stepped forward with a smile, put his arm around Zhou Delong's shoulder and raised his eyebrows and asked, "Old Zhou...... How about this trick brother, do you want to experience it, it's very fun!"
Zhou Delong shuddered, he imagined the scene of himself becoming a fool, and his body shook violently.
Xue Zhe frowned, and he asked, "What does it smell like?"
Zhou Delong looked down with a bitter face, he was trembling just now, his pants were soaked in hot urine, and now they are still dripping down!
"Huh......"
Xue Zha let go of Zhou Delong with a look of disgust, and the crowd in front of him was almost in at this time, he patted the blue-green brocade robe of the official on his body, and directly led the horse with his head held high and squeezed past the people in front of the team, and went straight into Jian'an City.
Although no one knows Xue Zha's face, no one doesn't know the brocade robe on his body.
"The one who can wear this is at least a child, don't be stupid, don't pretend not to see it?"
Several soldiers bit each other's ears, and they didn't say anything about collecting taxes from Xue Zha, and went straight to the person behind Xue Zha.
"I'm sorry for you, but you go into the city after paying the tax, and the city gate will be closed a quarter of an hour later, and you will watch the sun yourself. ”
Xue Zha stood in the city gate cave and looked back, and saw that it was Zhou Delong who was stopped by the guards to collect taxes, this guy is still dripping water from the crotch of his pants, and he said in his heart: Let your kid be crazy with me, and say an idiom to scare you to death!
Xue Zha turned around and entered Jian'an City, but he was thinking in his heart: It seems that the power of idioms is not necessarily weaker than the power of poetry, or is it the truth of Tian Ji horse racing......