Chapter 21: Li Yannian's Song (Three Watches)
After Xue Zha used [Pushing the Boat Down the River] to escape, he appeared on the big river in front of him, which was twenty or thirty zhang wide.
He stood on the canoe, still wearing the same set of white clothes and black shoes, holding a three-foot sword in his hand, standing on the bow of the boat and looking around, completely unaware of where he was.
Xue Zha was just about to go ashore when he heard a shrill voice behind him.
"Do you think you're a literati in a white robe? With that sword, who doesn't know that you're a talker!"
"Yo-he!"
Xue Zhe's tone was not good, and he turned around, and saw a dozen young men in white robes and folding fans standing on a black canopy boat, who asserted that he was a "talker" and ridiculed him for not being a "literati" in a white robe, it was one of them who snuggled up to a bewitching woman next to him.
Xue Zha knew what kind of person this guy was from his oily hair and white powdered face, no need to ask, his family conditions were good, his life was extravagant, and he liked to sell bags.
"The face of a person like you, stepping on it is a thief!"
Xue Zha raised his eyebrows and pointed at him to speak, the corners of his grinning mouth, his rolled eyelids and his hooked fingers were all provocative.
"Come on,, it's a man's little force to go straight on!"
Xue Zha's behavior and language were so stimulating, how could the boy on the other side bear it, he threw away the woman in his arms, opened the folding fan with a snap, and gave Xue Zha a poem on the fan with a bang.
"I see no kid, this is written by Lao Tzu himself!"
Xue Zha glanced at it and read it softly.
"There are beautiful women in the north, peerless and independent. If you look at the city and the country, you would rather not know the city and the country?
"Uh...... Isn't this "Li Yannian's Song"? Why did you write it?"
Xue Zha scratched his head puzzled, but the opposite side was already frying.
"This kid actually dares to call the Confucian by his name, isn't he afraid that the Li family will trouble him?"
"Mr. Delong has already revealed his identity, why doesn't this kid know what to do?"
"The people of the rivers and lakes, I haven't read many books, and I rely on idioms to fight and fight, and I don't know that the Zhou family in Anlu Mansion is normal. ”
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Xue Zha listened to the discussions on the other side, watched them pointing at him, and a thought jumped out of his mind: What kind of Lao Tzu won't kick the iron plate, right?
He glanced at the son-in-law who showed "Li Yannian's Song", and suddenly thought of "Tongsheng", he hesitated and asked: "Hey, who is on the other side, are you Tongsheng?"
The person who was pointed at by Xue Zha was stunned for a moment, and then closed the folding fan and said with a gloomy face: "Boy, play with me, right?"
"Uh...... I'll just ask, why are you playing with you? You don't look like you're fun!"
The second monk Xue Qizhang was puzzled, he thought to himself: Could it be that I know too little about this world and have made some common-sense mistakes?
However, Xue Zha's words were like a spark thrown into an explosive barrel, and he immediately excited more than a dozen white-robed boys.
The man with pigtails who was closest to the boy who showed the fan face of "Li Yannian's Song" immediately jumped out and pointed at Xue Zhe and turned his head and said, "Zhou Delong, this kid is mocking you! If you don't show him your hands today, it is estimated that he will be able to say that your Zhou family in Anlu Mansion is ruined." ”
Zhou Delong is the boy who writes poems on the fan, listening to his companions provoke him like this, his face is so gloomy that he can drip water, obviously he has real fire.
He stepped forward, standing at the bow of the boat with his hands behind his back, his eyes cloudy, his face like a leaden sky about to rain, a storm brewing!
"Boy, do you know the difference between those who wear gray robes and those who wear white robes? Do you know the difference between the identity of those who can write poems and those who can only speak idioms? Do you know that there is a huge disparity between our Zhou family in Anlu Mansion and the family of a wild boy like you?"
"Boy, don't pretend to be garlic with me, kneel down, kowtow three times to tell me that it's wrong, and then slap yourself twice, I'm in a hurry to take the exam today, I'm too lazy to pay attention to you!"
"Or else...... Hmph!"
Zhou Delong said, his eyes narrowed and the folding fan opened, and after showing "Li Yannian's Song" again, he said: "My son might as well let you know that knowing that if I step on you, you will be as easy as stepping on an ant." ”
Xue Zha patiently listened to his cruel words, and commented directly: "You have nothing new at all...... Can't even scare me!"
"Why don't you go back and discuss with the dog-headed military advisor next to you, and see if you can scare people enough in the preparation point, I'm afraid that I will be your grandson!"
Zhou Delong didn't understand what Xue Zha's words meant at first, and after a while, he turned his head with a dark face and asked, "Jiang Chen, is he saying that he is not afraid of me?"
Jiang Chen was the one who fanned the flames just now, he saw that Zhou Delong didn't scare the kid opposite, and he was still piggybacking and scolded as a "dog head", so could he bear it? Directly stood beside Zhou Delong, pinched his waist and said in a deep dantian: "Boy, don't be embarrassed, haven't you heard of the Zhou family and the Jiang family in Anlu Mansion? Believe it or not, the two of us said a word, and directly slaughtered your entire village and town!"
Xue Zhe's mind moved, and he deliberately pretended to be afraid and squatted on the bow of the canoe with his head in his hands.
"I'm afraid...... I'm scared to death!"
"But...... Do you know who my brother is?"
Xue Zha stood up suddenly, he pointed to Zhou Delong and Jiang Chen and said: "My senior brother is the head of Yunhongshan, Qian Duoduo, he said: The Zhou family in Anlu Mansion is a bird, and the Jiang family in Anlu Mansion is not even a bird. ”
"If you dare to go to my Yunhong Mountain, he can kill a large group of you with one finger, and tell you, I really dare to come to my Yunhong Mountain to be presumptuous, and kill your whole family, believe it or not!"
Xue Zha said in the end, his little expression was so vivid, he almost patted his chest and said: Come on...... Come with me to Yunhong Mountain!
He just couldn't figure out the details of the boat people on the other side, and he was afraid that he would really bump into a few children, what if he kicked the iron plate and lost a few toes?
So he ran away after digging a pit for Qian Duoduo, and spit out an idiom in his mouth: [disappear], and the next moment, the canoe under his feet collapsed, and his body turned into a wisp of green smoke and drifted away.
Zhou Delong and Jiang Chen had already taken out the pen and paper from the bookbox behind them, they were angry by Xue Zha's words, no one dared to be so arrogant in front of the two of them when they were so big, if they didn't kill Xue Zha, they would have no face at all!
The two planned to use poetry to kill Xue Zha, but they didn't expect this grandson's words to be so hard, but they ran away after letting go of the cruel words.
"Damn, it's a waste of Lao Tzu's feelings!"
Zhou Delong scolded and put away the pen and paper.
Jiang Chen said with a gloomy face: "Zhou Delong, I know that Yunhongshan in his mouth is a second-rate sect in the rivers and lakes, and their head Qian Duoduo is also the number one person in our Anlu Mansion. ”
Zhou Delong snorted, he hugged his shoulders and said, "Don't let me meet him again, otherwise...... Hmph, really slaughter his entire mountain gate!"
As he spoke, he waved his hand and yawned and said, "Disappointed! I wanted to stand on the bow of the boat with my brothers to find Shixing, but I was disturbed by this kid, forget it, go back to review, go back to review." ”
Jiang Chen watched Zhou Delong go back to the cabin with a woman in his arms, and sneered in his heart: You are also worthy of being the spokesperson of the Zhou family's generation, as long as you are a master who still consumes physical strength to do that before the exam, even if you can write a poem in its entirety, even if you win!
And Jiang Chen himself looked at the water surface where Xue Zha was standing just now in a daze.
Someone next to him asked him what he was watching, and he said leisurely: "Let's see if that Jianghu speaker will also go to Anlu Mansion to take the Tongsheng exam." ”