346. The most handsome beggar in history (please come to the starting point to support the genuine)
Wang Qilin and Xu Da asked in unison, "What is this?"
"Immeasurable Heavenly Venerable," Xie Toad's face was solemn: "The old Taoist priest doesn't know." β
Wang Qilin, who was about to concentrate on listening to the sexy Taoist chief's online lecture, was flashed by this turn, and he plucked out his ears and asked, "I heard it wrong just now, right?"
Xu Da said impatiently: "Master Dao, don't joke at this time." β
Xie Toad said unhappily: "When did Lao Dao ever joke? This thing is really weird, I haven't seen it before." β
"And what do you mean by that?"
"That's right, it's the sentence 'How can Yang Zuo have this thing', you obviously recognized it, but you just didn't tell us!"
Xie Toad rolled his eyes and said: "The old Taoist priest has traveled south and north, and he doesn't know how many heavenly and earthly treasures he has seen, but he only doesn't know this little thing, so the question is, where did Yang Zuo find such a strange thing?
Xu Da thought for a while and said, "It's really strange. β
Xie Toad held up the box and said, "Although Lao Dao can't recognize what this jade egg is, he can recognize the words on this box. β
Wang Qilin looked at the complicated lines on it and asked in astonishment, "Is there a word on this?"
Xie Toad nodded and said, "Yes, and this word is pronounced as 'θ ', which is crowned with no reason for the cantle!"
The shortcomings of illiteracy are evident at this time.
Wang Qilin could only ask cautiously, "What does this word mean?"
Xu Da tidied up his clothes and said: "I won't tell you, Seventh Master, there is a lot of attention to this word!"
Wang Qilin nodded honestly.
This time it was changed, and the sexy Taoist lectured online, and it was changed to sexy Xu Da speaking online.
He said: "The Classic of Mountains and Seas has clouds, many crowfish in the water, the body of the fish and the wings of the bird, the sound is like a mandarin duck, and the water is big when you see it." So here, the word has the meaning of fish. β
Xie Toad nodded and added: ""Ruizong Jiang Hanfu Winged Flying Ray is in Tianchi, which is said to be the same as Wen Ray. β
Xu Da said unhappily: "Captain of the turning lane, are you a showman?"
Xie Toad glared at him angrily and said, "Of course not." β
Xu Da waved his hand and said: "Then there is nothing for you to do here for the time being, preaching and receiving karma to solve doubts is the job of our Confucian protΓ©gΓ©s, so can you shut up and let the uncle explain?"
Xie Toad snorted and sat down to watch him pretend.
Xu Da said: "In addition to the meaning of the fish, it is also the name of the boat, "The Memories" said that the first emperor is a good immortal, and the people of Wanqu come in a boat, which is shaped like a snail and can sink to the bottom of the sea without immersion. β
It is also the name of the grass, "The World of Materia Medica" says that the grass, on the creeping stone, the leaves are like the grass, slightly red and light. β
In the end, it is still the name of the mountain, and there is a passage in the "Water Jing Note", which is called the river and the left path of the white mountain...... Seventh Master, what kind of eyes are you?"
Wang Qilin looked at him suspiciously and said, "You are nonsense, right? I believe that such a word has many meanings, but can you memorize all these books? This is impossible!"
Xu Da said angrily: "Seventh Master, is your show of being an uncle fake? This is a basic matter for us scholars, I don't believe you ask Daoye." β
Xie Toad said in a strange manner: "Dao Ye is not a showman, how can he understand the affairs of your Confucian protΓ©gΓ©?"
Hearing him say this, Wang Qilin knew that Xu Da was telling the truth.
If he was talking nonsense, with the temper of the old Taoist priest, he would have started to sarcastically mock him a long time ago, instead of souring him.
So he was in awe of Xu Da, this product is not only yellow, but also has the ability.
But after being in awe, he still wondered, "What does this box mean by saying that it is a boat?" or a mountain?"
Xu Da scratched his head and said, "You ask the uncle, who does the uncle ask? But why do we have to study this thing by ourselves? When we catch Yang Zuo, won't the answer come out on its own?"
"Yes, let's plan how to catch Yang Zuo with this jade egg, by the way, what about the jade egg?" Xie Toad asked.
Wang Qilin shook his hand and chuckled in his heart.
The furnace is really diligent, working against time, and if anyone had this awareness, they would have died of exhaustion a long time ago.
He quickly closed his eyes and looked at the furnace, a red flame blazing, and a scripture book spinning on the furnace.
This is the book written by Master Sun Zen that Shi Weitian gave him before.
If nothing else, this sutra can make a big mudra.
In addition, there are jade eggs, which stay in the furnace, waiting in line to be refined.
He was greatly dismayed when he saw this.
He didn't want to catch everything and use the Creation Furnace to refine it, so after getting the jade eggs at first, he stored them in the case library, instead of carrying them with him, because he was afraid that the Creation Furnace would refine things indiscriminately......
The attention of the three of them was on the box just now, and they forgot about the jade egg for a while, so when Wang Qilin opened his eyes, he saw Xu Da and Xie Toad staring at each other with big eyes.
He hurriedly joined in and glared together.
"Where's the jade egg?"
"You ask the uncle, who does the uncle ask?"
"I'm going to it, I won't be taken away by Yang Zuo, right?" Wang Qilin began to find someone to detain the.
Xu Da's heart was cold on the spot: "Can Yang Zuo be so powerful, can he approach us silently and take away things?"
"It's just that he is silently close to the uncle, the uncle's cultivation is rubbish, but how can he get close to the two of you silently?"
He has a very clear understanding of himself, and if it is usual, Xie Toad will praise him twice.
But at this time, the important things were gone, and Xie Toad had no time to joke, so he hurriedly looked for it first.
Wang Qilin was also very active in searching, and he even went to find Ba Meow and Jiuliu: "There was an egg just now, was it taken away by you?"
Eight Meow shook her head suspiciously, Nine Six nodded inexplicably, and then quickly shook her head again.
Wang Qilin gave the two of them a distrustful look.
Ninety-six lay down and showed his belly to show his innocence.
Eight meows are smarter, it pondered for a moment, you want to find eggs?
So it sat down and crossed its legs.
Wang Qilin slapped it on its short leg and said, "It's not this egg, it's such a big egg!"
He gestured.
Eight Meow suddenly realized, gave him a 'Meow has understood' look, and then pulled the little tail off and threw it to him.
It slapped its little tail with its paws.
Now it's right.
Little Tail is in a daily bewilderment: Am I being sold again?
The three of them searched for it, but naturally they didn't find anything.
In the end, Xu Da said in frustration: "Let's still find a fart Yang Zuo, even if we find him, I'm afraid he is more powerful than us, right?"
Xie Toad said categorically: "No way, if he has the ability to take things from the old Taoist priest silently, the Six Orders will never treat him as a burden!"
"Where did the jade eggs go?"
Xie Toad frowned and said: "Don't panic first, we still have a jade box without jade eggs, in fact, with this jade box, we can lure out Yang Zuo!"
Wang Qilin slapped his forehead and said, "Dao Ye is really an old Jianghu, that's right!"
Xu Da looked at the two of them in confusion.
The two seized the opportunity to despise him: "That's all for Xiucai, and that's for the Confucian protΓ©gΓ©?"
Eight Meow pouted: "Meow meow." β
Jiuliu scratched his little ears with his hind paws and was full of suspicion, what are you talking about? Can you communicate by barking at a dog?
The jade egg and the jade box must be a set of things, Yang Zuo can take the jade egg silently, even if they take out the jade egg to attract Yang Zuo, it will be difficult to catch him.
So it's better to use a jade box to fish!
Yang Zuo must recognize this jade box, and when the time comes, they will put the jade box in a conspicuous place in Lux Alley, and Yang Zuo will find a way to get it after seeing it.
Wang Qilin expected that he didn't have the ability to take the jade box away silently, so how could he run away as soon as he showed up?
He didn't have Yang Zuo's whereabouts before, so if he wanted to find Yang Zuo, he had to rely on jade eggs as bait, and now that he knew Yang Zuo's approximate location, it was more suitable for the jade box to be used as bait.
The three of them quickly made a plan, and in order to avoid long nights and dreams, they packed up their things and immediately went to Lux Alley to prepare for fishing.
Xie Toad pretended to be an old merchant, and after entering Lux Alley, he set up a stall and picked up a bunch of porcelain, jade, wood carvings, stone carvings and other things to do business.
Xu Da pretended to be a laborer who came to beg for a living, and he happened to be thick and sturdy, which was just right for him to play a laborer.
Wang Qilin was miserable, he pretended to be a beggar......
Xie Toad said that the kind of place in Lux Alley is mixed with dragons and snakes, and there are capable people in it, Wang Qilin has not been an official for a long time, but the official authority has been raised, this is a kind of temperament, and it is more conspicuous than the girl's chest in the eyes of those who have a heart:
After all, the girls' breasts can be faked, and the temperament of official authority cannot be faked.
So he has to use his dress to suppress his official authority, and the best way to dress up is to pretend to be a beggar, because no one will stare at a beggar.
For the sake of the people of Shangyuan Mansion, Wang Qilin sacrificed his image.
But he squatted on the ground and looked at the puddle, and what appeared in the reflection was still the image of a young man with sword eyebrows and starry eyes and handsome facial features.
The absolute most handsome beggar ever.
Not one of them.
This made him frown a little, his handsomeness was an existence that could not be suppressed by beggar's makeup.
The sun was fine today, and he went to the mouth of the alley wearing a torn cotton jacket and rotten cotton pants that he had exchanged from a real beggar, and found a place to sit down opposite Xie Toad's side.
Jiuliu pulled the dog's face away from him, if he hadn't tied the dog's neck with a rope, it was estimated that Jiuliu would have run.
Spirit beasts are all stylish, Wang Qilin's body is smelly and dirty, lice and fleas crawl around, Jiuliu couldn't help but raise his feet and tickle when he saw it.
But this is not the real reason why it made Wang Qilin's face pale, the real reason is on its face:
It was dyed into a black dog covered in grass gray!
Even if Ninety-Six was changed, it was still very eye-catching:
Eight Meow knew that Ninety-Six wintered for the first time, and it was afraid that Ninety-six would be too small to freeze, so at the beginning of autumn, he desperately took Ninety-six to eat and drink, and successfully saved a body of fat for it, and made it into a little chubby.
Lux Alley sounds quite magnificent, but in fact, this place is a slum.
The roads are cramped, the snow is muddy, the layout of the houses is chaotic, the common people are grabbing land, eager to occupy the road in front of the door to make their own yards, and many mud walls are stretched out to the street.
Wang Qilin squatted at the base of the wall, and the morning sun was warm and comfortable on his body.
In order to play a good beggar, he silently warned himself in his heart that now he is not a young talent who listens to the heavens, nor is he the first marshal of Shangyuan Mansion, he is just a beggar who wanders the world and eats a meal.
After repeating his identity a few times in his heart, he gradually felt more comfortable:
I am a beggar, one person eats enough and the whole family is not hungry, the sky falls and there is a tall one, I don't have to worry about anything, just think about how to fill my stomach and how to find a warm place not to freeze to death.
The safety of the people in the city, the sinister officialdom, and the expectations of family and friends have nothing to do with him.
I'm a piece of shit now, he told himself.
Then he couldn't help grinning again: Mom, it's so cool to be a waste.
Waste is not so easy to be, Lux Alley is the most lacking beggars, there are beggars who yawned and walked past him, and suddenly walked back and squatted down in front of him: "Hey, brother, what are you doing?"
Wang Qilin pulled away his oily and coaxing hair and looked at the beggar with stupid eyes.
What is Lao Tzu doing, Lao Tzu is a beggar, this has to be asked? Are you blind?
The beggar sneered and said, "Don't pretend, you're not a beggar." β
Wang Qilin's heart sank, where was the stuffing exposed?
The beggar said, "Look at your spirit, you have been waking up for a long time, isn't that nonsense? How can a beggar get up as early as you? And your fat dog, mother, is like a pig, and even the dogs of big families are not so fat." β
Ninety-six slanted beggar, what do you say?
It couldn't understand the beggar's words, but the tone of his words was clear.
Wang Qilin hurriedly pulled it over and stuffed it into his arms, and looked at the beggar with a wary expression.
The beggar smiled and said, "Brother, there's no need for this, I won't expose you for causing Lux Alley to pretend to be a beggar, but you have to give me this dog ......"
Wang Qilin said angrily: "Ahhh
The beggar was stunned: "Wo Cao?
There were several people watching them nearby, and Wang Qilin knew that he couldn't show his stuff anymore, so he simply gritted his teeth and began to roll on the ground, whining and screaming while rolling.
Xu Da clenched his fists and rushed over, he shouted: "Straight mother thief, you actually bully a fool? No wonder you have become a beggar for food, you conscienceless slut, you deserve to beg for food for the rest of your life!"
He ran like a wild boar, the kind of wild boar that saw the female boar as an adult.
The beggar was so frightened that he crawled back and shouted: "Uncle spare his life, uncle spare his life, the villain doesn't know that this is a fool, the villain didn't bully him, he just wanted to ask him if he could squeeze the sun together, and then he began to splash and roll!"
Their uproar attracted more attention.
Xie Toad pondered for a moment and nodded, meaning that the noise was a little more powerful.
The more noisy it is, the more attention it attracts, and the greater the chance that Yang Zuo will be able to discover the jade box.
In fact, there was no need for them to find a way to make trouble, Xu Da wanted to bully the beggar, a whistle sounded in the surrounding alleys, and then Lux Alley became lively, and a steady stream of beggars ran from the grass nest, from the woodstack hole, and from the ruins.
Seeing this, the beggar who was originally begging for mercy suddenly became confident, he got up with a shock, pointed at Xu Da and said, "What, do you want to beat your grandfather? β
He pulled away his torn cotton jacket and puffed up his chest: "Fight here, you have a kind of you fight here according to me, come!"
Xu Dazama's steps were heavy, and a fierce dog came to the dantian to dig out his heart.
The punch was made with a muffled bang.
The beggar flew backwards.
The beggars who heard the sound were going to come up to surround Xu Da, but when they saw this scene, they all inhaled cool air and retreated.
Xu Da stood up and triumphantly clasped his fists and saluted both ends of the alley: "Agreed, promised, the big guys saw it, it was this dog who asked me to beat him, and we did it to fulfill his wish." β
"Speaking of big places, it's different, we haven't heard of such a wish in the countryside, and we actually beg someone to fight?
A mighty man pushed away the gathered beggars and stepped forward, clasped his fists and said, "What do you call Brother Tai?"
Xu Dameng jumped backwards, bent down and stretched out his arm to pose as a vicious dog, he was about to call himself a 'Dog Boxing Descendant', but the man was taken aback and said: "Xingyi Divine Fist?"
A well-dressed young man came out from behind and said, "Big brother, what are you doing with such nonsense from such a foreign beard?
The man had no other intentions, and asked in a deep voice: "This brother Tai, there is a pillar in the lower section of the Collapse Fist Gate in the next eight steps, and friends in the rivers and lakes raise their love, and give me a nickname called 'Collapse Mountain', I don't know what you call Brother Tai?"
Xu Da said proudly: "It's good to say, I am the king of Xingyi Fist, and my friends in the village raise my love, and they all call me 'Righteous Bo Yuntian Hero Conquers the World and Stands Above the Sky and Crosses the River Dragon', what's wrong?"
Wang Qilin pouted when he heard this, this is really not missing any opportunity to pretend to be forced.
Then he thought that his father's name was Wang Liuwu, which was better than calling himself Wang Liusi......
He decided to go back and ask Xu Xiaoda about their father's name first!
The man smiled and clenched his fists, and said: "It turned out to be the sixty-fourth brother of the righteous Bo Yuntian hero, as the so-called don't fight and don't know each other, how did you have a misunderstanding with my brother?
Everyone with brains could see that he was trying to provoke Xu Da, but the beggar who scared Wang Qilin at the beginning had no brains, so he jumped up and shouted: "Master Duan, get him! Our brothers are here, break the three legs of this cub!"
Duan Youzhu turned around and stepped up and knocked him away.
Eight Steps Crash Fist!
The beggars have been beaten all year round, and the ability to resist blows is not to say, the beggar first ate Xu Da's punch and was thrown two feet away by Duan Youzhu on the wall, but he stood up again with a chirp, and it didn't look like a big deal.
Wang Qilin was very surprised, could it be that this is a natural King Kong who is not bad for the Arhat body?
Stretching out his hand not to hit the smiling man, Xu Da also hugged his fists and said, "Then thank you for the hospitality!"
Duan Youzhu is very good at being a man, he waved his hand and said: "Scattered, scattered, Brother 64 is our own person, don't come up to fight him, and this Huazi brother is also his own person, the poor people in the world are a family, don't look at him and bully him." β
As he spoke, he walked up and patted Wang Qilin's shoulder, and said, "Brother, don't worry, when you get here, you are home, and no one will bully you anymore." β
Wang Qilin was pretending to be stupid, he didn't know what kind of reaction was right, so he continued to roll.
Actually, it's pretty cool to roll.
No wonder Black Beans used to roll around at every turn.
Duan Youzhu sighed when he saw this, and said, "Poor, it turned out to be a fool." Ah Qing, you take care of him, don't let people bully him. The official who listened to the heavenly eunuch didn't know what kind of madness he had, so he kept giving porridge from Laba, and took him to drink a bowl at noon. β
A lame man with an honest face came out and said, "Okay, Master Duan." β
The beggars dispersed, each looking for a place to chat and bask in the sun.
Ah Qing came over and squatted down and asked Wang Qilin, "What's your name?"
Wang Qilin: "Ahhhh β
Aqing shook his head and said, "I'm not your father, my name is Qin Qing, you come with me, and I'll take you to eat later." β
Wang Qilin was silent and continued to squat in the corner of the wall to bask in his sun.
Aqing walked over, sat beside him and sunbathed.
Nothing to gain in the whole day.
There are many people who come to Xie Toad to ask for the price, very few people buy things, and even fewer people want to buy small jade boxes.
In the evening, Ah Qing suddenly pulled him to run fast and went straight to the direction of Tingtianjian.
Wang Qilin was shocked, what was going on?
As a result, Aqing went to the fifth taste, and it turned out that the fifth flavor would also give porridge at night, and it was a sweet porridge with egg flowers, and eating hot sweet porridge could best carry hunger, so the beggars went to grab the porridge at night.
The soup kitchen shop of the fifth flavor is not at the door of the store, after all, the tea house is elegant and has to do business, they give porridge at an intersection, and the Suisui lady personally scoops the porridge.
The weather began to be cold in the evening, she was dressed very plainly, wearing a big blue cotton jacket, wearing big cotton shoes on her feet, three thousand green silk tied with a flower handkerchief, and her charming and delicate face was not pink.
But she was naturally beautiful, and after dressing up rustic, she was like a wild flower blooming in the mud at the head of the village.
And Wang Qilin is also a natural genius, he feels like a bubble of cow dung after he looks at his tattered body, or the fresh kind.
The wildflowers at the entrance of the village and fresh cow dung are a perfect match.
Just like Xu Da and Huang Hungry Ghost are also a perfect match.
The beggars were very particular, lined up to get porridge, and then bowed their heads and thanked them and said a good word.
It was Wang Qilin's turn, Suisui Niangzi looked at him with long eyelashes, and then almost slammed a spoon on his face.
You can't have such a man.
Whoever wants it picks it up.
Wang Qilin sniffled and lowered his head and hurriedly got out, and found that the porridge in the bowl was the most viscous, he blew and prepared to drink, and found that there was still a handful of wolfberries and a large piece of yellow essence buried underneath......
The voice of the Suisui lady rang out, and she said to the beggars: "Tomorrow night I will stew you mutton bone soup to drink, and whoever is lucky will be able to eat mutton." β
Wang Qilin was stunned when he heard this.
He thought he might get a sheep's whip......