347. Beggar's Nest (Subscribe at the beginning of the month)
The night thief in Uehara Prefecture is cold!
The thief is cold!
Wang Qilin tucked his shirt vigorously and curled up in the corner of a dilapidated house.
Originally, he had a yin and yang fish jade pendant to protect him from the cold, but he was acting now, and he had to act in a full set, and he couldn't let the beggars around him find out that he had an abnormality, so he didn't bring a jade pendant.
In addition, the Yin Yang Dao Divine Skill also has the magical power of turning yin into yang, and he naturally can't run this divine skill, so he can only harden the cold wind.
At this time, the only one who could help him keep out the cold was Jiuliu.
Jiuliu was held in his arms, and it had never felt that his father had hugged him so tightly, as if he was going to rub it into his body.
The beggars lit a campfire and chatted, and they wandered around the city during the day, bringing back a lot of news, which would come together to pass the time by gossiping.
Wang Qilin listened attentively, his attention was on the beggar on the bonfire, and he didn't notice for a moment that someone had mixed up with him, and was still rubbing against him......
The heavy, fiery breath was behind him......
He exploded all at once, turned around and kicked the person away and yelled: "Ahh
Appearing behind him was Ah Qing, who was kicked by him and curled up on the ground like a prawn with his belly.
Some of the beggars who were talking and laughing were taken aback and gathered around: "What's the matter?"
Ah Qing said aggrievedly: "I don't know, I saw that the dumb man was shivering here alone, so I wanted to come up and squeeze warm up with him, but he kicked me away all of a sudden." ”
Squeezing warm?
Wang Qilin looked at his complete clothes and realized that he had misunderstood this honest lame beggar, but he refused to compromise on this.
He didn't want to huddle warm with men.
The beggars already knew that there was something wrong with his brain, and they understood the cause and effect of the incident, and they laughed.
Someone looked at Wang Qilin teasingly, and said: "Aqing, don't get close to him, I think the dumb man hates to be intimate with people, he may have had an unbearable past before." ”
"You're talking about this unbearable past, isn't it?"
"Anyone who understands understands. ”
The beggars sneered.
A young beggar stared at Wang Qilin's figure and said, "It's really possible, you look at the dumb figure, mother, with chest and jiri, good." ”
A beggar said, "Do you think the dumb man has been played with mad?"
The other beggars nodded when they heard this: "It's really possible!"
"Yes, he may have been made dumb too, afraid that he would tell the truth. ”
The beggars get together to brainstorm, and soon a complete story is released......
Wang Qilin's teeth itched, and he couldn't help grinding his teeth.
These beggars can't eat enough to eat, and they still think about the affairs of men and women, no, they are thinking about the affairs of men and women.
In short, he was disappointed by the beggars' performance, and he did not get any news from the beggars about Yang Zuo and the Xingtian Festival.
The topic turned to peach-colored gossip, and the beggars turned into rhodium, cesium, and beryllium.
Wang Qilin was eye-opening, these beggars probably haven't even touched a woman's hand, and they all talk about things in the room decently, as if they have practiced the art in the room.
But they usually stay together, know each other's roots, and the inventory in their stomachs is turned over and over I don't know how many times, and they have lost their novelty.
At this time, a beggar asked a scarred head and said, "Longyan, you are from the north of the city, so is there anything rare in the north of your city?"
The scar-headed beggar clasped his fists and saluted left and right, and asked, "Speaking of which, there really is, do you brothers know the strange things about the Zheng family in the north of the city?"
The beggar next to him asked, "Is Zheng Gong in the north of the city the family of the leading general General Zheng?"
Scar said: "Yes, it is General Zheng's family, but everyone knows that General Zheng has been dead for many years, and now Zheng Gong is the eldest son of General Zheng, and it is said that a strange thing happened in their family recently." ”
"Tell me about it. The beggars gathered around with interest.
Scar said: "A few months ago it was the Mid-Autumn Festival, didn't we hold a Mid-Autumn Festival poetry meeting in Shangyuan Mansion? At that time, a woman named Liu Qinglian was born at the poetry meeting, and this Liu Qinglian is the young lady of the Liu family, a big family in Lubo County, under the jurisdiction of the prefecture......
"Who doesn't know this?" a beggar coaxed, "Didn't you talk about General Zheng's family? Why did you go to Liu's house again?"
Scar said unhappily: "You guys are anxious, Lao Tzu is about to talk about it." ”
"The son of the Zheng family is called Zheng Bushi, he met Miss Liu at the Mid-Autumn Festival poetry meeting, and then was impressed by her demeanor, and went back to find his father to propose to himself. ”
"Zheng Bushi's son knows that this person is gentle and kind, although he comes from the family of military generals, but he has the demeanor of a Confucian gentleman, and the combination of him and Liu Qinglian is a beautiful thing made in heaven and earth. ”
A beggar stood up violently and shouted, "I don't agree with their marriage!"
Scar looked at him in surprise and asked, "Dare to ask Brother Tai what your identity is, do you have anything to do with the Zheng family or the Liu family?"
The beggar next to him laughed: "Longyan, you are from the north of the city, and you don't know the name of our prodigal son Qingge in the west of the city." ”
The beggar Qingge shouted: "Shut up, I have a marriage with Liu Qinglian, how can she marry into the Zheng Gong's mansion?"
Scar was even more surprised, and asked, "You have a marriage with Liu Qinglian, is it really fake?"
Brother Qing said solemnly: "How can this kind of thing be used as a joke, of course it's true!
Wang Qilin was also surprised, he didn't know who Liu Qinglian was, but since she was a beautiful girl and could make a big show at the poetry meeting, how could this kind of woman be destined to enter a wealthy compound, how could she have a marriage with a beggar?
Could it be that this beggar is hidden deeply, what kind of ruthless character is the game dust, pretending to be a pig and eating a tiger?
Scarhead gasped: "This, this, you, you, really?"
"What I just said is true!" said Brother Qing impatiently.
"No, I'm asking you if it's true that your marriage is halfway?"
"Of course, I agreed to marry her, and she hasn't married me yet, isn't that half the story?"
Scarhead looked at him carefully, and then asked, "Is this brother just like the dumb man, he is a second fool?"
Brother Qing angrily pushed him and said, "Who are you scolding for being a fool?"
Scarhead also gets angry and stands up to fight him.
The beggar next to them stopped them and said, "Brother Longyan, don't be angry with him, you continue to talk about the marriage between Liu Qinglian and Zheng Bushi, didn't a strange thing happen to their family?
Scarhead didn't want to give up, but he pondered for a moment and looked at Brother Qing with jealousy, and said, "Things have to continue to start with the Mid-Autumn Festival poetry meeting." ”
When Zheng Bushigongzi went to participate in the poetry meeting at that time, he pretended to be a down-and-out scholar, and as a result, he and Liu Qinglian Wang Ba looked at mung beans and met each other. ”
"It was love at first sight. A voice came from a pile of rotten grass.
Scarhead was stunned and asked, "What kind of heart?"
The beggar in the rotten grass sighed and said, "You use Wang Ba's mung bean to describe the first encounter of the beautiful son......"
"Hey, leave him alone, he knows a. The other beggars said dissatisfied.
"Yes, Longyan said yours, leave him alone, what does he know?"
"That's right, Zheng Bushi and Liu Qinglian saw each other for the first time, isn't this Wang Ba looking at mung beans?"
The beggars mocked a few words with disdain and continued to listen to the story of the beautiful child, and no one cared about the people in the rotten grass anymore.
Except for Wang Qilin.
It sounded familiar to him.
It seemed to be the voice of Lu Shi beside Huang Junzi.
The beggars were still chatting as usual, and the dysentery dragon eye said: "Where did you come from just now?" Oh, this Zheng Bushi turned into a poor son, and then looked at Liu Qinglian, but he saw a lot of women who wanted to marry into their Zheng Mansion since he was a child, so he wanted to test Liu Qinglian and the Liu family. ”
After he went back, he went to propose marriage in a cold door, but was driven out by Liu Qinglian's father. ”
Zheng Bushi was very angry, and after he went back, he resumed his identity and asked his father and mother to ask the matchmaker to propose again. ”
"Two flowers bloom and one branch each, this Liu Qinglian is indeed a snob at home, but Miss Liu is a good girl, she fell in love with Zheng Bushi, and after returning home, she mentioned it to her parents, but unfortunately her parents did not allow it, locked her in the house, made her doubly distressed, and could only tell her sister about her suffering. ”
"Zheng Gongfu proposed, the Liu family was naturally willing, but Miss Liu was unwilling, she forced her parents to die, but her parents had a firm attitude, and they wanted her to marry into Zheng Gongfu no matter what. ”
"Although Liu Qinglian is a woman, her temperament is even more and more than that of a man, tough, tough, she ate poison on her wedding day!"
The beggars around gasped, and someone shouted, "This is really a stone in a pit, it smells and is hard!"
Lu Shi's voice sounded again: "This is called Seven Truths and Nine Spirits, Steadfast and Unyielding......"
"Shut up, what's seven-nine? I'm still up and down. The beggars were listening with boiling blood, and they were furious when they heard Lu Shi's voice.
Lu Shi angrily shook his fist and slammed the ground.
Wang Qilin quietly touched it, reached out and stabbed Lu Shi from behind.
Lu Shi was frightened, and quickly turned around in horror and showed a fan.
Wang Qilin reached out and grabbed the fan he was about to open and whispered, "It's me!"
Lu Shi took a look at it by the light of the fire, and then was stunned: "Seventh Master, why are you?"
Wang Qilin said: "Be quiet, I also want to ask you ...... this."
There was nothing to hide in the broken house, and a beggar noticed that they were together, and said, "Hey, the dumb man is with the scholar?"
Wang Qilin hurriedly lowered his head and stopped talking.
Fortunately, the other beggars were waiting to hear the story and did not pay much attention to the two of them.
Lu Shi skillfully diverted the big guy's attention back and said, "What happened next? It's not a strange thing." ”
Longyan said: "Listen to me, anyway, Zheng Bushi Gongzi was not dead when she lifted Liu Qinglian's red hijab, Zheng Gongzi didn't know all this, and she didn't know that she had taken poison, if you invited a master to rescue her, there might be hope, but, alas!"
He let out a long sigh, his face full of desolation: "Zheng Gongzi misunderstood Miss Liu's temperament, he thought that Miss Liu would marry in voluntarily, so he insulted Miss Liu according to the plan!"
"Miss Liu's temperament is too hard, she is full of pain when she listens to her sweetheart's insults, and she is determined to die!"
"After her poisonous hair, Zheng Gongzi knew everything, but it was too late, and Da Luo Jinxian couldn't save her when he went down!"
Lu Shi also sighed, and he whispered to Wang Qilin: "If Da Luo Jinxian really descends to earth, it is not easy to save a poisoned girl, right?"
Wang Qilin smiled but did not speak.
It turns out that this Lu Shi is a monster, and he has become a master.
This result made the beggars choke their wrists, and Brother Qing, who was originally angry and angry, shouted: "Lady!
Longyan said: "Miss Liu is gone, but strange things start to happen here. ”
"This Liu girl also has a sister named Liu Qingyi, the sister has a deep relationship, this Liu Qingyi is sad to see her sister die, she can't eat, drink, sleep, and keep keeping a wake for her sister. ”
"And guess what?"
"Liu Qingyi couldn't bear it on the seventh day of her sister Liu Qinglian's first day, and finally died of excessive sadness!"
"Just when the Zheng Mansion and the Liu family were sad, she was alive again, but it wasn't Liu Qingyi who lived, it was Liu Qinglian!"
"It turned out that Liu Qinglian's ghost came back to visit her family on the first seven days, and the accompanying yin cha saw that her sister died again, and he was very sad about it, he said that Liu Qinglian's life should not have died, so he sent mercy and let Liu Qinglian's ghost return to Liu Qingyi!"
The beggars suddenly exclaimed: "And this kind of operation?"
"Then Liu Qinglian is alive?"
"No, it's Liu Qingyi who came to life, right?"
"Sister's soul, sister's body, alas, who is this who has come back to life?"
"Relatively speaking, I care about Zheng Gongzi and his wife in the future, is he a sister or a sister?"
"Sister takes all!"
These words suddenly boiled the beggars' blood, and they began to make yellow jokes excitedly, and at this time, no one paid attention to Wang Qilin and Lu Shi in the rotten grass pile in the corner.
Wang Qilin asked in a low voice, "Master Lu, why are you here?"
Lu Shi said: "According to Huang Gongzi's request, I came to this Lux Alley to lurk and investigate the news of Du Gongzi and his party. ”
"There is a pickled transaction between Du Gongzi and Xingtian Festival, and they have people in Lux Alley, so they lurk here to find someone. ”
Wang Qilin asked, "Pretending to be a beggar to find someone? ”
Lu Shi said unhappily: "It's my son-in-law who wants me to pretend to be a beggar, he said that only a beggar is the most convenient to go to someone's door, and it will not arouse suspicion." ”
"Besides, didn't you also pretend to be a beggar, Seventh Master?"
The atmosphere was suddenly awkward.
Wang Qilin was silent for a while and said: "There is nothing wrong with what your son-in-law said, I am also pretending to be a beggar for a better door-to-door search for talents." ”
"Looking for whom?"
"Yang Zuo, the former iron lieutenant of Pingyang Mansion. ”
Lu Shi was confused and asked, "Yang Zuo, isn't he dead?"
Wang Qilin said: "It should be dead, and it may have been borrowed to return the soul, just like the Liu girl in the story just now." ”
Lu Shi sneered and asked, "Do you believe that story?"
Wang Qilin shook his head and said nothing.
He didn't have the heart to bother with other cases right now.
There are only more than 20 days left before the Chinese New Year, and he has to detect the tricks of Du Gongzi and others in these days, and arrest them to bring them to justice, so that the people can have a good New Year.
No wonder the beggars get up late during the day, they go to bed very late, and when they are over, they are still in good spirits and chatting together.
At midnight they were ready to go to bed, when the honest beggar Aqing came to Wang Qilin and said, "Dumb, don't be afraid of any sound you hear at night, it's okay to stay in the house." ”
He led Wang Qilin out, pointed to a dilapidated thatched hut and said, "If you want to pee and, go to that house, don't go anywhere except these two houses, it's not safe in the moonlit night." ”
Lu Shi followed, and when he heard this, he asked, "Is this place haunted?"
Ah Qing shook his head and said, "It's not haunted, the poor here don't even want ghosts to come." Besides, ghosts are not scary, talents are scary, what I said is that people are not safe, the Chinese New Year is coming, many people are poor and can't even open the pot, so they have to be careful when they go out at night and are robbed by them. ”
Lu Shi was stunned: "We are beggars, and there is anyone poorer than us?"
Aqing scratched his chin and said, "We are indeed poor, but we are also useful, I heard that someone caught ...... at night."
"What are you doing with all this nonsense? It's for your own good that you don't go out at night. Some beggars who came out to go to the latrine interrupted them impatiently.
Wang Qilin's kidneys were refined by the Yin and Yang Avenue to be very domineering, and he never urinated at night, but he was busy pretending to be a beggar today and couldn't get on the tuba, so Ah Qing didn't remind him, he reminded Wang Qilin to feel it.
He wanted to fall asleep, but it was cold and messy in the dilapidated house, and the grinding stones, snoring, and farting of the beggars almost made him nervous.
He sat up helplessly, and Lu Shi next to him also sat up and whispered, "Let's go to a thatched house together?"
What can Wang Qilin say?
The two of them went out and walked towards the dilapidated house that Aqing pointed to, he had an extra heart and let Lu Shi walk in front, and sure enough, with a 'poof' sound, Lu Shi said with a gloomy face: "Lao Tzu would rather suffocate to death than go in!"
Wang Qilin said: "It's just a thatched house, don't talk nonsense, let's go out, just go out to chat." ”
Seeing that no beggar had woken up, the two of them sneaked away and hid behind a haystack outside the house, while one of them started to build.
A gust of wind blew slowly, carrying a stench.
Wang Qilin heard the sound of a fan snorting, and he said angrily: "Master Lu, do you have any merit?
Master Lu sneered and said, "Seventh Master can't help it, I'm used to it." ”
It didn't take long.
And another wind blew.
Wang Qilin was angry and ready to clean up Lu Shi, but at this time, Jiuliu, who was pressed in front of him, raised his head violently and looked behind him with wide eyes.
It's cold and windy.
It has no odor.
Wang Qilin sighed in his heart: Luck won't be so good?
A swishing voice sounded behind him: "Friend, choose a piece of paper to wipe your buttocks, I have a red paper here and a white paper, which one do you choose?"
Wang Qilin looked back, and there was an ethereal figure standing a few steps behind him.
This should be just a little ghost, not coercive, the only oddity is that his figure is as thin as a piece of paper, and he also holds a piece of paper in each hand.
One is red and the other is white.
The night wind blows wildly.
The two sheets of paper did not move.
This grade of little ghost Wang Qilin was too lazy to make a move, he opened his mouth and said, "Ahhh ”
The little ghost was stunned for a moment, it rarely had wisdom, and said disappointedly: "Met a dumb person?" Forget it, then I'll choose one for you, you just nod your head, how about choosing red paper?"
Wang Qilin shook his head.
The imp asked, "Then you want to choose a blank piece of paper?"
Wang Qilin still shook his head.
A fake smile piled up on the little ghost's face and said, "You have to pick one!"
Wang Qilin raised the lump of mud in his hand.
The imp asked, "You mean, you're going to wipe your ass with a lump of mud?"
Wang Qilin couldn't bear it anymore and said angrily: "I mean you hurry up and get out, otherwise Lao Tzu will slap you to death with this lump of mud!"
The little ghost giggled, and its smile gradually became gloomy, drifting in front of Wang Qilin with the night wind.
Ninety-six showed his head.
The little ghost turned halfway and quickly floated towards Lu Shi.
Lu Shi said categorically: "I'm sorry, I never wipe my ass under it!"
The imp looked at him with a hideous face, and suddenly flew forward.
Lu Shi showed the folding fan and opened it, making a gesture to destroy the little ghost.
This kind of imp has no cultivation, and he doesn't pay attention to it.
A lump of dirt flew and smashed on his folding fan, and Wang Qilin shouted: "Run, listen to my run!"
He was the first to run wildly.
Lu Shi didn't understand what he was afraid of, but he knew how powerful Wang Qilin was, and when he saw Wang Qilin running away, he hurriedly lifted his pants and chased after him.
The little ghost shook his head in confusion behind him: "You didn't lie to me?