"Hello, I'm here to make a fortune. ”

“......”

The audience, Yaqi is silent!

I looked at him, and my eyes almost popped out! And this kind of operation!?When will I be as good as you!

Suddenly, I felt that everyone present, including the chef, including the waiter, including all the customers who had just rubbed the rice, could drop their jaws to the ground.

And just like that, it was quiet for a second, two seconds, three seconds......

"Oh mom, don't stop me, I'm going to split him!" Just now, the master of the slice of meat raised his knife and was about to rush out, and the three chefs behind him finally grabbed it with their arms around their waists.

Several waiters were flushed and panting like a blower, especially the cashier, looking at that expression, it should be the final duel between "anger at this goods" and "social civilization and human kindness" in their hearts!

And the fat monk, still with a shy face, not ashamed, looked at him and said, "What, it's too much......?

He glanced back at the crowd of diners behind him.

They were still in shock, and when they heard this, they immediately looked at the sky, scratched their necks, turned their pockets, and pretended to be stupid.

"Did you bring any money?"

"No, I didn't have my wallet, I didn't have my phone. ”

"What about you?"

"Don't ask me, I just came. "Actually, he has been eating for a long time.

"Well, there's something going on at my house, so I'll go first. ”

......

The cashier looked at the fat monk, forcibly suppressed the anger in his heart, gritted his teeth and almost squeezed out a sentence from the root of his teeth: "Do you know what the consequences of eating overlord meals!"

I looked at the meaning, as long as this fat monk wanted to play treasure again, he would do it directly.

The fat monk may have also seen how angry he was, and immediately said: "Oh, I'm joking with you, I can't help but laugh at it, rich and rich, you wait a while." ”

As he spoke, he took off his shoes.

A few people looked at it, and then they saw the fat monk take off his shoes, and there was nothing in them except for the insole, but there was a faint puff of black smoke floating out......

Phew——!

At this moment, the waiters suddenly rolled their eyes, and a low ** came out of their mouths, and they fell directly to the ground.

The diners behind him, those who were close didn't react, they all ended up like this, and those who were far away reacted, quickly covered their noses, and rushed out directly!

Outside the door, a stray dog that smelled the smell of beef happened to pass by, suddenly stiffened, jumped as if frightened, and then fell straight to the ground, foaming at the mouth.

I reacted fairly quickly, and quickly used my mana to condense a small barrier to block the three of us, trying to keep this deadly thing out, but I still felt a little stinging in my eyes. Hu Jie was even more obvious, her eyes were red, and tears couldn't stop flowing out. Moreover, seeing that the barrier condensed with mana in front of him began to faintly turn green, green and black.

This is really a chemical weapon of mass destruction!

The fat monk laughed, put on his shoes again, and swaggered out of the store before the smell was gone, and before leaving, he didn't forget to get another bottle of wine from the counter......

I watched his back as he walked out of the store and turned the corner, and I was speechless for a while, what a talent. Then I heard him shouting outside: "Damn, fake wine!

Smack!

The wine that had only taken a sip was thrown to the ground, shattered, and the transparent liquor flowed everywhere.

After a while, the smell of the house was blown away by the wind, and I saw that it was almost enough, so I removed the cover and took out a charm, a wakefulness talisman bought from the system store. I chanted the incantation and waved my hand, and a crystal light flashed, and the rain of paper runes covered everyone who fainted.

Immediately, those people woke up slowly, some sat up directly, touched their heads and closed their eyes, and some were still lying on the ground, spitting and foaming at the mouth when they had just fainted, and felt nauseous. In short, the after-effects are full.

I looked at them and laughed, this fat monk is really a living treasure.

"Come on, we'll pay for it. I said to the cashier who had just woken up.

The cashier rubbed his temples with his hands and struggled to look at the bill: "One hundred and sixty-eight, sir." ”

I paid the money and took Hu Jie and Luo Peng out to drive home, no matter how they went to the fat monk to ask for money in the future. I didn't plan to tell the people of Yunmiao Temple that he was here, because I really felt that he was not in Yunmiao Temple, and it was a good thing for Yunmiao Temple, after all, it was also the place where the world's number one master lived, and it could be regarded as the world's first temple.

For the rest, there is no need to say more, after I sent Hu Jie back to Tongzhou Society, I took Luo Peng to my master, and asked the master to help teach Luo Peng. Master, the old man also agreed, as if he didn't refuse anyone at all, and taught everything.

"Then trouble Master, every time I have to trouble Master to help me teach these guys, I'm embarrassed. ”

"Heh, are you still embarrassed?" said Master, sipping tea and looking at me in disbelief.

“...... Heck, there have to be polite words. I was speechless for a while, took a sip of tea, and said: "Luo Peng said that he used to use knives, but now there is no knife for him to use, I think, he is a zombie who has cultivated for seven or eight hundred years, and using an ordinary knife is not in line with his identity, so I first ask Master if you can find a good knife for him." ”

Master looked at me, laughed twice, and said, "You really treat me as omnipotent, how can there be so many good knives in the world, let alone a single knife - he uses a one-handed knife, right, yes - the best single knife I have ever seen is the black knife, and now it is in the hands of your senior brother Luo Tian, how easy it is to find another one." ”

"Yes, I also know that it is not easy, and I will try to find it, but Master, you are so much stronger than me, and you have so much more experience than me, I think it will be easier to find than me. ”

"Hmph, I'll watch this for you again, I'll watch this for you, it's not early, you go back, otherwise Yaqin will come to you again in a while." ”

"Oh, yes, and that's the thing, then Master, I'm leaving. ”

I hurriedly put down the teacup and walked out of the house, just two steps out, Liu Tong didn't know where to come out, and suddenly pounced.

I haven't been here once or twice, and with the increase of my level, my strength is gradually increasing, and now my strength has surpassed He Laosan and Yinsi, and I am side by side with Liu Tong, but in terms of attack power alone, it is still inferior to Senior Brother Luo Tian's black fire broadsword. Therefore, now in the face of Senior Brother Liu Tong's sneak attack, I have been able to deal with it.

I caught a glimpse of Senior Brother Liu Tong coming out of the ground in the right rear, and a flying pounce rushed over, and his heart was suddenly startled, and he moved under his feet, and ran to the left front with Taiming steps, making him pounce.

Senior Brother Liu Tong didn't pounce on me, but he wasn't surprised, and he didn't change his posture again, but just rushed straight to the ground, and the moment his body touched the ground, he launched the escape technique, and escaped into the ground, looking like diving.

Almost the next moment, there was a sound of breaking ground beside me, Liu Tong appeared beside me, directly wrapped his arm around my neck, and said with a smile: "Little junior brother, I haven't been here for a long time, do you want to ......?"

"Don't. I interrupted him directly.

"I haven't said anything yet. ”

"Can you still do good?"

"Huh-how can you look at me like that, I'm sad, I'm known as a reliable and good young man, an elegant little boy who touched one of the top ten people of the year for mages, you ......"

"Shameless. I broke his hand and turned to look at him: "You want to drink with me again? ”

With that, I walked out.

Liu Tong looked at me with his shoulders behind him and said, "You think I have nothing else to do but drink?"

"What can you do?" I shrugged, turning and walking straight to the door.

"There have been some unusual fluctuations in the East China Sea, the East Island Sun Sect seems to have the intention of making a comeback, and it seems that there is a force that is about to move, not only the East China Sea, but also the surrounding countries in the South China Sea, I'm afraid they all want to come and join in the fun, I think, there should be something unusual there. ”

"Huh?"

I looked back at him, and said that he could really do something serious, and I was a little surprised for a while, and I was stunned for a while before I said, "Do you know what's going on?"

Liu Tong shrugged his shoulders and spread his hands and said: "I don't know at the moment, including whether these strange forces are going for that change in the East China Sea, after all, now with that Gong Demon Sect as the leader, the world is in chaos, and it is not surprising how many evil cultivation organizations have started, but the timing is too coincidental, it is difficult not to suspect that there is a relationship between them." ”

"Then according to your speculation, what is under the East China Sea?" I asked, walking back, looking at him.

"I don't know, but what can make them excited and crazy should be treasures, weapons, magic weapons, and panaceas. And I think it's definitely not so easy, around this treasure, eighty percent of them will have guardian spirit beasts. ”

After hearing this, I nodded, there is some truth, how can there be a treasure in the past and present that is so easy to obtain? They coveted that treasure so much, it is estimated that they will have to pay a lot of price.

"Do you want to go and see?" asked Liu Tong with a nonchalant expression.

"I ......" I hesitated for a moment, and said: "It's better not to go, just go and see it when necessary, after all, there is still the Murong family guarding the East China Sea, with them, the Sun Sect can't make any waves, plus Maoshan is also nearby, I can't think of anything big." ”

"That's true, but you, the agent of the Eastern Division of the Shadow Army, don't care at all when something happens in the East China Sea, you're too incompetent. ”

“...... How do you know this? ”

"Hmph, what can you hide from me. Liu Tong looked proud. "I'll tell you the truth, your position is too vain, with your current position as the president of the Tongzhou Society, you don't want to be a false position in the Shadow Army, once the two things collide, how to choose, you still need to think about it. ”

As soon as I heard this, my face straightened, and I had the impression that I had never seen him so serious except the last time I fought that zombie on the mountain. I know that he is serious, although he usually looks like he is idle and plays life, but when he encounters serious things, he is indeed reliable.

"I will. "I'm right. "If there's nothing to do, I'll go first. ”

After speaking, I saw that Liu Tong really didn't mean to say anything more, so I turned my head and walked again, this time, he didn't stop me again.

I walked out of the door of the Zha Cai shop, and was just about to get into the car, when suddenly my heart moved, and it was the mobile phone in my heart that received the message. I opened it and saw that it was sent to me by Xue Biao.

Every year before the end of the year, the senior leaders of the Shadow Army will return to Beijing for a meeting, first, to summarize the events of the previous year, and secondly, to have a plan for the next year. Now I am the agent of the Eastern Division, and I have the rank of lieutenant colonel, and I am also a small high-ranking person, so I am supposed to go to this meeting.

And the date of participation is the day before the Spring Festival, the time of the New Year.