Wang Nu: "Obviously did such and such things to me, and at that time he was still treated like a princess, isn't it a confidant who sleeps in a double bed together?"

Blinked, blinked, as if this person was talking about something, it was a book from heaven, incomprehensible words? No, it was absurd to the extreme, it was already impossible to complain, like a disordered language.

Press the non-existent answer button! It was Lin Xiyi's turn: "Objection! When the princess hugs, it is to save you, and I don't ask you to repay your kindness, but don't treat me like this." It's not just about saving you alone, it's about destroying that filthy, sinful city once and for all. Physical contact, I admit to it, but I don't have time to care about the touch of your skin, and your weight, sorry, when it comes to women's weight. There is another thing to clarify, that is, the double bed, which is the third chapter of the law, like a schoolboy to draw the dividing line, pure to the point of not doing, just a way to fight for territory, there is no malice, no desire, just a way to respect the personality of the other party. By the way, I still proposed these regulations. ”

However, the president of the Chamber of Commerce will not give up like this, first get rid of Lin Xiyi, then the rest of the defendants will not be afraid, the man in the green shirt said: "Maybe it is indeed as you said, after all, we have no physical evidence, but we can understand the fact that you live in a double room. But—how do you explain this, on the physical evidence!"

The projector, which focuses on the marking effect of aura particles, can only be used in the room arranged by the feng shui master, and it is convenient to record what happens in a certain period of time.

That's right, there is only one place that meets the conditions for its use, and that is the chamber president's room, which is the place where the red gems are contested.

The content of the screening is the scene where the hair-bound boy kisses the female thief, although it is only a cheek, but the intimate act of the two is an unshakable fact!

Stretching out his hand, he pointed to the protagonist in the painting, the lawyer in reality, and the president of the chamber of commerce asked: "How should this be explained? As a lawyer, but in collusion with thieves, can you really trust this lawyer who may have personal feelings? Wouldn't he point to the deer as a horse because of his relationship with a female thief? ”

The referee struck the wooden hammer and said in agreement: "The protest is effective, what else can the lawyer say?"

Lin Xiyi: "Dissent! This is obviously her indecent to me, I am innocent, I am the victim!"

Judge: "Judging from the situation in the film, the lawyer's point of view is obviously more in line with the actual content. ”

Lin Xiyi: "It's really dangerous, I almost put myself in it, just give up the defendant directly, at least I will be safer." ”

"Hmph. Letting out a treacherous laugh, the president of the Chamber of Commerce, who looked at the lawyer with his hair, said: "Now that you can't protect yourself, it's better to give up quickly, hand over the female thief!"

"But! I refuse! My favorite thing Lin Xiyi likes to do is to refuse the other party when the other person is winning!"

"What ——!!!"

"That kiss is just a greeting, it's just a local custom, even if I have a personal affair? I'm still her lawyer! Now that your three culpabilities have been declared, let the next witness appear!"

Chief Referee: "Is there anything else you would like to add to the first witness?"

"Nope. “

At this point, the first witness officially withdrew.

The third witness, the man with monocles, the city lord with the light elimination spirit root - Guangyi appeared!

"Why...... Why you...... Aren't we childhood sweethearts?"

"If it's a child's thing, isn't it common sense to break off its wings and put it in your own birdcage to watch it every day?"

"There's no way you're going to bind me. ”

"I hope you can say that when you come back from the labor camp. ”

"Hmph, hahahahahahaha, don't be mistaken, this city lord has already won a certain victory, and thinks that with the help of such an excellent lawyer, she will still be found guilty!

Taunting, provocative, speaking out the other person's sore spot, and, this sore spot is self-inflicted, like a heinous bad guy, a distorted greeting from the mouth of the hair-bound boy.

"What? Isn't that just a casual rehabilitation, just a human turnover. It's just that...... I don't know what the current situation is with Mr. Lawyer? Forcibly use the move of the Yuan Infant to teleport, right? What are the consequences of using quantum leaps arbitrarily? Is the body becoming tattered? ”

Even if you are angry, you still keep a poker face, if you go to gamble, you must be a good player, but this is the court.

"I know you're very uncomfortable and betrayed by your childhood sweetheart, so he handed it over to me. ”

"Actually...... said it was a childhood sweetheart.,There's not much contact at night.,He's like-stalker.。 ”

Comforted by Lin Xiyi, the female thief with a beautiful mole felt weird, but she didn't hate it, although in fact, she completely understood that it was just Lin Xiyi who wanted to fight with the city lord of Guangyi.

The third witness said: "The theft has increased the crime rate in the city, and if it is not brought to justice, there will be many imitators, so the defendant is found guilty." ”

The lawyer objected: "No! As far as I know, she is a righteous thief, a strange thief! She does not just steal because of her own desires, but the so-called people who are stolen are all the ones who are responsible for the disaster." ”

"Do you think that as long as there is justice as an excuse, you can commit crimes casually, and because you want to catch criminals, you snatch other people's swords, destroy other people's houses, and move forward in a straight line?!

"There are many people who cannot be punished by formal means, and the sins they have committed have become innocent because of the time for investigation, such people, do you think that the law can be sanctioned, and the law is still customized by people after all, and the things prescribed must be humane!"

"However, that doesn't hide the fact that she's stealing!"

"Of course, in the same way, this can't hide the fact that you started a war, you are idle all day long, treating the city lord as nothing, and if you don't take responsibility, the consequence will be that the deputy city lord will betray, don't forget, the law of the immortal cultivation world cannot affect the civilians!"

"You want a lose-lose ending?!"

"No, this is an attempt to put an end to this will continue to continue, and there is no fixed answer to the debate, and the so-called justice is not something that can be summed up in a few words!"

The two chose to abandon this topic and move on to the next topic, which is the other is the consequences.

Pointing to the head of the Chamber of Commerce, the Guangyi City Lord raised another question caused by theft.

"Because of the theft, the merchants suffered losses, and because of the theft of jade, the Chamber of Commerce was unable to take root in the city, causing economic losses. There are countless stolen treasures, and if these treasures are circulated through formal channels, they will drive the economic development of the city, but what about the sale in the dark world? This is obviously an obstacle to economic circulation. ”

This is the first, and the second is that the Guangyi City Lord of the monocle does not plan to stop there.

"The victim was invited to appear. This is a problem caused by Lixiang pretending to be a non-existent character many times in order to avoid being tracked. ”

"Looks like you're really not going to deny the title of stalker, you know it so well. ”

At this point, the young man with the bundled hair was sure that the city lord was a stalker, this is an established fact, there is no shock, this is, so it is, this person can really do it, there is nothing wrong with his own thoughts, and there is an inexplicable sense of satisfaction after guessing the answer.

An old man with a hunchback, seeing him for a moment, the young man understood, and then with a shocked and incredulous expression, he turned his head to face Li Xiang.

"I didn't expect your taste to be so unique, even this kind of old man can accept it, or is your charm so attractive that it can affect the old man who basically says goodbye to sex and life. ”

"I could assume you're complimenting me...... Should?"

"Of course, as long as you don't mind. ”

"How can you not mind, Xiyi, what kind of person I am in your eyes?"

"An undisciplined thief. ”

"It's too much, the one who obviously kissed me for the first time said. “

"Huh? Are you saying that the kiss on the cheek is the first kiss?!Is that my problem, is my cognitive concept so huge that it is derailed from the world? This is a kiss on the cheek, like some custom way of greeting, that is, the first kiss?!"

"Theoretically, it was indeed the first kiss!! Damn, what do you want a girl to say......"

"Oh...... I'm very sorry to say, so back to the topic, how an innocent girl who kisses the cheek as her first kiss seduces an old man, I'm very curious!"

Ending the conversation with the defendant and exchanging information should be considered a good thing, the young man stretched out his hand and asked the lord of the city to speak to see what he had to say.

"Ahem, this is because Lixiang has dressed up as an old woman many times to hide her identity, and the role she has set is an empty nester, and relatives rarely come to visit her, and then ...... This old man, who is the next-door neighbor, began to fall in love at dusk. ”

"Alas?!Is there this old man next door? It is completely indifferent to say who is here, and the impression of the proprietress of the pancake stall is even more shallow. ”

The person concerned said so, it seems to be a pure unrequited love type twilight love.

"What about the key content?!What I want to hear is not the beginning and end that everyone can guess, a story is different from other stories, and the most important part is the passage!

As a lawyer, Lin Xiyi asked the witness to provide the process!

"But...... Because the process was so boring and uniform, I didn't record it, and I almost forgot about it in retrospect. ”

"Na!!Is this really okay?!Taking things that you have forgotten as evidence of your guilt, isn't this the same as gambling with chips you don't know the size of, stupid?!"