"Let the old man go back and ask for the next witness. ”

Giving up, the lord of the city, who gave up on himself, let another witness he found come to the stage, this time a woman of about thirty years of appearance, huh...... Wait, sure enough, talking about age shouldn't be, it's taboo, but, this is to say that it looks like, but in case her real age is younger than this, isn't it an even more irreparable big failure.

Stop your rampage.

"I didn't expect you to be able to even do it to women! People are married women! Do you have extramarital affairs?!"

Turning his head to the hopeless defendant, the lawyer is almost on the verge of giving up on himself.

"No, didn't you think I was an innocent girl before?!"

"You know it's impossible for one person to step into the same river at the same time. ”

"At this time, I make excuses for myself to talk about philosophical problems?!"

"Yes, it's very bold to admit it, so, Lixiang admit it, you're actually Lily, and you like the perversion of the Minotaur plot!!"

To clarify, Lily is not classified as a pervert, nor does it classify the Minotaur as a pervert, the pervert is just Lixiang, a female thief who likes to wear black tights.

"Okay, I'll admit it...... What the hell is it! Did something go wrong in the debate just now, and why is it getting more and more out of line? ”

"Maybe, because as a lawyer, in fact, unexpectedly tired, when people are tired, they will instinctively give up thinking about complex problems, understand? This is the nature of human beings, they hate trouble, they like to be lazy, they like to be lazy every day, so they invent all kinds of convenient things, and in the final analysis, they still want to be lazy. ”

Striking the wooden hammer to make Lin Xiyi, who had given up thinking about the location and place and became indifferent, stop his nonsense, and the presiding judge reminded them to maintain order in the courtroom.

"Witnesses are invited to speak. ”

Probably a housewife, a little restrained, without consent, will not interject, this is the wisdom of life tempered over a long time, not as unbearable as people think, what remnants of the old era, what feudal thoughts, what male superiority and inferiority and the like, just the wisdom of self-preservation, in fact, through the phenomenon observed in the past life, and the phenomenon that is a little beyond ordinary life now, to coincide. I didn't speak, but I didn't make a mistake at night. It is a very admirable wisdom.

"I didn't expect that old woman to be a girl, I didn't find out before, the disguise is so perfect. ”

"Thanks for the compliment. ”

Accept praise with an open mind, it seems that Li Xiang is a good at transforming the words he hears, and then extracting the part that is beneficial to himself, processing it, and then entering the part of the brain that he fully understands, which is really a great brain, a great ability to extract information, huh? This is of course also a compliment, right, the defendant Ms. Li Xiang.

"Thank you for complimenting our shop on the deliciousness of the pancakes every time, and promoting it to other people, and I hope to see you again tomorrow. ”

The inner ghost, originally thought that it was a verbal criticism of the female thief who pretended to be an old woman, but in fact he praised her and called the old woman an indispensable part of life, and the subtext was innocence.

"I blew myself up, may I ask the city lord, how are you feeling now, it is best to be concise and concise, and summarize it in ten words or less. ”

Fanning the flames and constantly provoking, all that left was to stick the face full of ridicule on the city lord's pupils, and the lawyer raised his eyebrows and faced the city lord.

"It was a mistake. ”

"It's not enough, it's not just concise, it's not just concise, it's meaningful, how are you feeling now, is it the calm of the volcanic eruption? Do you want to make a move? The hand is trembling, those clenched fists are not used to wipe away the tears shed by humiliation, why don't you answer?!!"

The frantic use of tone words made people feel the ridicule that the anger was rising, but in the end it calmed down the anger, because that was Lin Xiyi's purpose, to make Guangyi lose his rationality and choose to make a move in court, then, everything was over, directly provoking the majesty of the judge, and experimenting with violence in front of everyone.

"It's not going to be - I know I can't beat it, so I give up!hahahaha

Hilarious!

Click, click, broken wooden products, is already patient, is not careful, will fight, rush over, don't care what kind of place this is, will not care about the obstruction of play.

But.

It's not in accordance with the rules.

The rules of immortal cultivators?!

Who decides the rules of immortal cultivators, since they care about the rules and regulations, don't cultivate immortals, this is a plan to attack the heart, no matter what choice, Guangyi, who is aware of this, will fall into the trap set by the other party, endure for a while, it will cause the nutrients for the breeding of demons, take a step back, it will shake the heart of the Dao, and kill people.

However, what if you choose to be strong, you will win, absolutely, after all, the difference in strength is there, your own Jindan period of cultivation, and the other party's cultivation is only the foundation building period, even the casino will not arrange such a disparity in the gambling game, before, it is just the victory of the opponent's strategy...... Who can guarantee that this time it was not his plan.

Damn, no matter how you choose, mistakes, only mistakes, you can't see a way out, only an ending that is not good for you.

Shaken.

In the face of the hands-on choice, the city took the initiative to shake.

In the end, there should be any choice.

"Whew............... It's my defeat!"

"Admit it, congratulations, and pity. ”

"But, next time ......"

"Do you want to have another time, come on, I don't want to fight with my men again, there won't be so much time. ”

Life is an insurmountable issue, and the rest of your life should be ready to be used and not wasted in meaningless fights.

"Victorious...... We actually won......"

The unbelievable, skeptical of the strength of the lawyer, rejoiced in the hard-won victory.

"What a faux pas, since I am your lawyer, how can I lose the case, I not only defeated them by force, but also defeated them in psychological games, from the beginning, victory was already a doomed thing. ”

The presiding judge rang the wooden hammer and announced, "Defendant, not guilty." ”

"Thank you...... Thank you all for being willing to forgive me for what I did, theft is just a last resort, woowoo...... In particular, my colleague is a good lawyer, even if he has a little personality problem, but he is a real lawyer. ”

"What else does the defendant have to say?"

The lawyer asked, even if he was ridiculed this time, he didn't say anything, just asked her about her mental journey and asked her how she felt at this moment.

“...... Woo woo woo woo no ~!"

"It seems that introspection is not enough, only this feeling, did not make a poisonous oath, said to steal again, the sky is thundering, don't underestimate everyone who is willing to help you, this is your answer, don't let us down, quickly shout sorry, it is a mistake from birth, it is a trouble for you, and then kneel down, come to a tiger landing kneeling apology performance. ”

Chirp.

"Yes, yes, yes—what, this !!!!!"

"Hee-hee, kisses, cheek kisses like greetings, and apologetic kisses. ”

“.................. Enough is enough, I already feel your apologies, so stop playing tricks with you. ”

"Alas~ But there is also a kiss of gratitude. ”

"I confessed that it was the first kiss before, so in your worldview as a female thief, only the first treasure is a priceless thing, and the second and third can be discarded at will?

"Xiyi, what do you think of me? I'm not so frivolous, it's just that the second and third objects are you, how can you feel excited?"

"No, only the feeling of myocardial infarction - blah blah blah blah, don't come here, have a heartbeat, really believe me, look into my eyes, this is a lie, this breathing rate is like the frequency of a person who doesn't care, isn't it...... You're going to test the speed of your heart?!"

That's an obvious chest attack, Mr. Policeman, there is a moving obscene and filthy thing here, please hurry up and arrest her!

"Humph!"

"It's worthless, I don't even apologize for Yan Yi, I'm very sorry to let everyone see such a worthless scene, I feel very sad!"

The boy bowed and apologized to the people who watched the farce, but this was sarcasm, a mockery of those who did not admit defeat, even if he couldn't deal with Lixiang, he wouldn't let him be proud.

"Here's a letter from the lawyer's family. ”

After the end of the judgment, the judge handed the lawyer a letter with a little thickness, because it involved the law enforcement agencies, investigated the information of the people who participated in the court trial, and originally planned to form a jury, but because of the distance and time, it was invalidated, knowing that Lin Xiyi was involved in the judgment, the people from his hometown sent a letter.

You can imagine the mocking face of the guy, who must have laughed very happily when he learned that his brother had gone to court, and then looked disappointed when he knew that it was just a lawyer, thinking why he was not the defendant. ”

"You must think that I will feel sorry for Xiyi that you are not the defendant, in fact, I am really very disappointed, I originally wanted to form a team to see your joke in an instant, but I had to cancel it, remnant!"

"Sure enough, what does that bastard royal brother think! If you are so free, give me the energy to focus on governing the country!"

"Brother Huang, since I am the emperor, I will naturally govern the country well, and yesterday I accidentally exterminated a group of thieves who made trouble, and I was careless."

"It's better to have your arm cut off!What's the point of deliberately leaving this content for the next page?!"

"My nails are broken, and it seems that it's time to cut my nails, but considering the problem of internal and external troubles, I think it's not a good thing to kill thieves casually, by the way, there are also thieves in the incident where Xiyi was involved, and they are still defendants, so in order to compensate for my mistakes, I have to work hard to get a verdict of acquittal."

"At the very least, Brother Longyu Emperor...... Now that he is the emperor, he did not think about supporting his fellow thieves, and then evolved into a matter of taking advantage of the opportunity to step down. ”