Chapter 6: Knowing the Heart (I)
My resurrection made my father-in-law, mother-in-law and others jealous of me, but they still gave up on me. Seeing the buyer drive away, they still didn't give up. Maybe this failure, because he couldn't save his face, sprinkled here and scolded me loudly: "You little bastard, you have ruined the good things of the old lady, the old lady is not finished with you!"
"Little deflated calf, others are afraid of you, but I am not afraid of you!" The mother-in-law's tiger came out, which made me very ridiculous. She lunged at me and scolded, "Play with me, I'll kill this shitch today!" and pumped it in my face. If my daughter and I hadn't divorced, she would have beaten me twice, but my daughter and I have already divorced, so I can't let it fight anymore. If she hits me, it proves that I am afraid of her. Then she will come to my house to find something awkward in the future.
However, as a big man, I won't beat a woman, and if it's an old woman, I can't do it. I remember that when Wang Chang Lao Zu and the two of them left me, they took a pill in my mouth, and the effect of this medicine was to make me generate electric waves that hit people, but it could not cause people to close their lives, but only played a protective role. Okay, I'll try it with me, my ex-mother-in-law.
I grabbed my mother-in-law's arm and said with a smile: "Fifth aunt, don't beat me, you can't beat me." I saw my mother-in-law scolding loudly: "Let you shit, you really think you are a ghost, come forward and slap my mouth." I tilted my head to avoid his slap and said softly, "Fifth aunt, don't be embarrassed." I saw her scolding loudly: "Don't be ashamed, you dare to hit me, you beat! You beat me! Little bastard." After scolding, I stretched out my hand and hit me again, I leaned over and slapped him, and said sternly: "Fifth aunt, you are a woman, I don't care about you, I have already let you twice, I will be polite to you if you do it again!"
"You're welcome, what can you do, you dare to beat me, if you beat me, I will rely on your house and let your family pay for my loss!"
"I don't dare to hit you, you are my ex-wife's mother, how dare I hit you, but I dare to call you!" I smiled softly. "You just blow it, you have the ability to keep you in the cat, you scare the old lady and me, I'm not afraid of you." "If you don't believe me, let's try it. After I finished speaking, I put one hand in the posture of a Taoist priest and recited the discharge trick.
The heat in my body is the feeling of my power generation. I saw my mother-in-law's body tremble, "Ahh
"You're not Shen Lilong, you're definitely not Shen Lilong! Shen Lilong doesn't have your abilities, you're not human, you're a ghost, hey, mom! There's a ghost!" the mother-in-law shouted loudly and ran to her father-in-law. "In-laws, congratulations, you received a half-immortal and half-Buddha son today, and I, Song Guoping, am convinced. "The old man saw that his wife was suffering, but he didn't dare to compare with me, so he had to ridicule my father.
My father is now blindfolded and doesn't know what to do, so he just said hesitantly: "No, what kind of in-laws, I don't know what's going on......" "Dad, don't talk, let me talk." I generously said to my father-in-law: "Fifth uncle, don't doubt life. This is called good retribution, evil obedience. I don't want to embarrass you, it's all your own doing, if you really want to see the child, you can come and see it at any time, and if you make trouble again, I won't do it. I've got a lot of tricks. The old man looked at me and didn't dare to speak, but I saw my cousin-in-law walking towards me with an angry look.
"Why are there so many tricks! With your little example, you can still scare me! I have traveled from south to north, eaten prison food, and drunk the water of the Yellow River. If I don't clean you up today, you won't know that Lord Ma has three eyes!"
"Cousin, you're wrong, Lord Ma doesn't have three eyes, it's two, I saw them in front of the temple. However, you are not the prince of horses, you are just a pawn at best. I laughed and sneered: "Cousin, you are a man, I didn't say that I didn't dare to beat you, don't look for a beating." "I saw my cousin-in-law walking towards me with an angry face.
I saw my brother-in-law come to me and hit me with a clenched fist. I just laughed and dodged his punch. "Ouch, you're pretty quick to punch. "I saw my brother-in-law stretch out his foot and kick me in the stomach, I just smiled, and my face showed a mad charm on my face. Because I belong to the tiger, and a tiger head appeared on my face, I saw my cousin-in-law panicked, took two steps back, pointed at me and said: "No! You are not Shen Lilong, you are definitely not Shen Lilong!" I laughed and teased: "Yo, according to what you say, I am not Shen Lilong, then you are Shen Lilong, can Tongtong call you Dad?" I saw him pouting and humming for a while: "I know who you are, you are a tiger spirit, you are a tiger spirit, oh my god! With that, my mother-in-law's family ran out of our house in shame.
As for my rebirth, it is a secret of heaven and unspeakable. No matter what my parents ask me, I just say how I came back to life, don't ask, but you now know that your son is alive and not dead. I used to be a tight-lipped person, and I wouldn't ask anything out of my mouth.
Everyone will tell a story about my resurrection, some people say that I ate the elixir, and some people say that I cheated to death to deal with my mother-in-law. Some people say that I'm not me, I'm a monster possessed, in short, I come back to life and say everything, but I'm still the same me, but I have a new change.
In this way, I lost my job for life, and no one dared to ask me anywhere. I can only take out some books that others can't understand all day long. Some of these books record some precious and miraculous medicines, and some are books that guide me in cultivating, so I was led to the mountains by Wang Chang Ancestor, and a thunderbolt gave me one more skill.
On this day, I still went to the mountains to collect medicine as usual. With a heavy pickaxe, he came to the deep mountains. Because Wang Chang Ancestor said that as long as I want to live, I have to listen to him and promise him what I want me to do. It's strange to say, I've already shaved a bag of medicine, more than every day, and I'm content every day, but today I don't feel content, and I always want to go home with a little more.
"Alas, it's a hot day, why am I digging those medicines!" I said to myself: "Alas, as long as I live, you let me plan, I'll plane." "I was like crazy, I talked to myself a lot, and my parents were curious about me.
"Hey, ginseng, why does he still move, why does he still run like a child?" I said to myself, "Isn't this a hair, this is going to be sold for two or three thousand children, and the money for the child's school will be settled." "I picked up my pickaxe and chased after the ginseng.
"Hey, don't run, wait for me, ginseng baby!" I shouted, "What do you see me running!" I chased after me with a pickaxe for a while, and I was so tired that I was sweating profusely. Sitting on the rock, I couldn't run anymore. I saw that the ginseng baby also stopped not far from me, waiting for me to chase him.
I don't chase him so stupidly anymore, I often hear the old man say that you can catch him by tying it with a red rope. I looked around, there was no one anyway, what are you afraid of with your bare ass? Thinking of this, I untied my red belt and quietly walked towards the ginseng baby not far away.
"Hey, I've got you this time, I'm going to run away!" Saying that, I tied the red ribbon to the tree, and the ginseng baby seemed to break free, saying that I wouldn't let you run away. I thought of this, and raised the pickaxe in my hand to gouge at the ginseng baby.
Hey, it's cloudy, it's fine just now, but today's weather forecast says there is no rain. My questions kept coming again, and I couldn't figure out what I was thinking about. I don't want to, so let's go home. Thinking of this, I raised my pickaxe and slashed at the ginseng baby on the ground.
The thunder of the click startled me, and I saw that I had a pair of underwear left on my body. I looked in the direction of the thunder, and not far from me, a dark cloud drifted towards me. I panicked and watched the ginseng baby on the ground disappear, and when I wanted to chase it, my legs were tied by my red belt, and it was so strong that I couldn't untie it.
Dark clouds and thunder and lightning were coming towards me, but I couldn't move, I was so anxious that I shouted loudly: "Teacher Wang Chang Laozu helps, the disciple is in trouble again!" No matter how much I shouted, no one answered. Seeing the dark clouds drift above me, I saw a crisp thunder sound above me. A dazzling flash of lightning flashed twice before my eyes, and a loud thunder and lightning struck my head, and I closed my eyes thinking that I would not be able to escape again. I felt like I had been electrified, and my whole body felt numb. His head buzzed, and his eyes went dark. I thought that this was over, and I had to see the black and white impermanence brother again.
My body was cold, and I just felt a hot thing coming out of my nose. When I opened my eyes, I found that I was not dead, but had been struck by lightning and had a nosebleed. I was shocked and said, "This is a false alarm." I wiped the blood from the side of my nose, and saw a boy not far away say loudly: "Senior brother, congratulations, you have cultivated a good body." I looked at the boy not far away in amazement, it was the boy next to Wang Chang Laozu.
"Hey, senior brother, did you change that ginseng baby?" the boy said with a smile: "If I don't become a ginseng baby, how can you come here, how can you survive a while." "Oh, brother, you're killing me, that thunder almost killed me. At this time, I saw Wang Chang Lao Zu smile and said: "This thunder was sent by me, and it can't kill you, Xiaolong." It's just that you have one more thing to know your mind, so that you can know what others think, others can't hurt you, and you can still help others. In this way, you will also cultivate the path for yourself and for your past lives. "I was very happy to see Wang Chang Ancestor, and I saw one of his shadows burrowing into my body, and from then on, my body was no longer my own soul.