Chapter 5: Return to the World

"Ahh My exclamation must have been sad before, but now this exclamation was a surprise because I had been reborn with the help of the immortals.

Isn't this underworld, how did I fall from the sky? I pondered a series of questions, but no matter how much I thought about it, I couldn't solve the mystery.

I saw my head go down, and there was a blue sky and white clouds on my head, and it was like a dream, but I was really dreaming? But I've already been through something. I kept interrogating myself. I saw me flying towards my hometown, seeing cars on the road, driving freely on the busy streets.

"Oh no, isn't this my mother-in-law's car?" "It's been more than a year since we were divorced, what is she doing at my house? I muttered to myself. "Surely I got the letter of my death and went to my son. Oh no! my son is going to be in danger!" I said as I hurried to my home.

In the sky, I looked at a few people in the car some distance behind them, muttering that it was worth 100,000 yuan to buy a grandson, and that his father would die and that his family would be forgotten in a few days. I flew home with all my might.

"Great, I haven't been buried. Hey, why is Wang Chang Ancestor here?" I muttered to myself, only to see Wang Chang Ancestor and his disciples open the coffin containing me and stuff a pill into my mouth, and I saw a stream of black blood spit out from the corner of my mouth.

"What are you doing here, why don't you quickly enter your body, do you really want to be scattered?" I saw the boy next to Wang Chang Lao Zu shouting to me loudly: "Quickly possess the body, be active as desire!" After his incantation was recited, a magical power came from nowhere, and it sucked me into my body at once. "Ahh Then I heard the words of wicked people coming to my house to make trouble.

"Oh, come in-laws, come in, let's go inside and have a drink. The father said with a smile on his face outside the door: "Come to see the child, come into the house, his grandmother will make a pot for his in-laws and mother-in-law!" The father smiled and accompanied the mother-in-law into the yard.

The mother-in-law stood outside the door and said with a straight face: "We won't enter the house, and we don't want to go to your broken house." "Yo, I said the ex-in-laws, where are you doing it today!" The old man said mockingly to my father: "Look at us and put a coffin, we are not welcome, we said earlier! We will take the child away today, and you will let us come in the future, and we will not come." "I saw that the few people brought by my father-in-law and mother-in-law were really not good.

The father said with a smile on his face: "In-laws, which family are you talking about, you are far away, you don't know, our Xiaolong is gone." After the father finished speaking, he covered his face and cried. I heard this anger in the coffin, how can I bully people like this, even if I am not comforted, I still laugh at people like this. I really wanted to kick them away, but Wang Chang Ancestor next to me shook his head at me again, indicating that it was not yet time for me to attack.

"Haha, retribution! My in-laws said that Xiaolong is gone, that's right. The mother-in-law smiled happily and sneered: "Don't be sad in-laws, what do you say Xiaolong's waste can do, just die." "Mother-in-law, what are you talking about, people have encountered this incident, you don't comfort and comfort it, forget it, where is there anything to add fuel to the fire!" "My father is an honest man who has never been angry with others, but today my father's anger has finally exploded to the extreme.

"I said, what's the matter, I'll just say it!" I saw the mother-in-law arguing loudly: "He is not angry, a big man, he can't earn enough money to buy sanitary napkins for the old lady, what does it mean to live, forget it when he dies, and save some food." ”

I saw my father glaring and saying loudly: "Mother-in-law, I want to say that you have no conscience, you must be impatient to listen, Xiaolong did not work for your family when he was reincarnated, before and after running, you don't miss kindness, you also have to miss family affection, I can't complain that your people there call you a tigress, you are really a tigress!"

"You old immortal, who do you say, you say one more word!" The mother-in-law scolded and scolded her father: "What am I a tigress, am I eating your children, or arresting your pigs, you scold me tigress, ah?" ”

The mother-in-law grabbed her father by the collar and stretched out her hand to call her father, who shouted, "What do you want to do, bully people and bully you to come home!" I saw a young man next to me, about forty years old, shouting: "Bully you, bully you, what can you do to us!" The person who glared at my father was my cousin-in-law, and he took the lead in causing my divorce.

"Tell you not to make trouble! If you want to make trouble again, I'll call the police!" The father glared at me and threatened loudly: "I don't believe it, you are not afraid of heaven and earth, are you not afraid of the law?" I saw my brother-in-law laugh and whispered: "You report, report! Are we breaking the law by picking up the child, are we beating you? Give us the child!" I saw my son run to my father and say, "Grandpa, I won't go to grandpa's house." The father hugged the child tightly and looked at them in fear.

"Xiaolong is dead, what are you still doing, in-laws, didn't the law say it, if the child's father is not able to raise it, he can be raised by the woman." I saw my mother-in-law come over with a smile and say, "Tongtong, grandson." Come and let grandma hug her, grandma will buy you something delicious!" the child looked at the mother-in-law's malicious gaze and was so frightened that he plunged into his father's arms.

"You can come to our house at any time, but if you want to take it away, absolutely not!" This is to defend his grandson, my father said loudly: "Xiaolong is gone, but we still have the ability to pass through the child, and when the child is sensible, let him go to your house." After my father finished speaking, he looked at the mother-in-law.

"Hehe, I said that you old man is really good enough to cross the road. The child was born to Xiaolong and Dandan, and we can't take it back, and it's okay to tell it if it doesn't work. I saw my brother-in-law walking towards my father with two people.

"What do you want to do, the child hasn't kept filial piety yet!" The father shouted angrily at his cousin-in-law, "Don't you have any human touch at all!" "You old man, what kind of human touch do you still tell me? I think you are not beaten, you are uncomfortable!" said the cousin-in-law and grabbed his father's neck.

"Stop!" I shouted angrily in the coffin, only to see Wang Chang Lao Zu nodding and saying: "It's time for you to make a move, remember not to cause death, otherwise even God won't be able to save you." I nodded, thanked the two benefactors, and saw them turn into a white light.

I don't know where it came from, I think it must be the divine power given to me by God. I kicked the coffin lid in front of me away, and the coffin lid flew up more than two meters high, spun around twice in the air, and fell to the ground with a loud bang.

This was the most heroic time in my life, I jumped out of the coffin more than a meter high, stopped in the air for a moment, one hand clenched into a fist, the other hand posed as a Taoist priest, and gently fell in front of my son. The eyes of the parents, the father-in-law, the cousin-in-law and the brother-in-law all looked straight, and their eyes showed panic and horror. Only my son Tongtong threw himself into my arms and said happily: "Dad, you are alive, I thought I would never see you again." I gently stroked the child's head and said, "Daddy will always be with you." "I'm in a very happy mood, but I want to thank Ancestor Wang Chang for giving me a new lease of life.

"There are ghosts!" The mother-in-law was in a mess, and shouted in a circle in the yard in a panic: "Oh Mom, let's go quickly, there are ghosts!" The old man was a bold and careful person, and scolded loudly: "Did you take the wrong medicine, how can there be a ghost in broad daylight, don't you see that Xiaolong has a shadow, and if there is a shadow, it is not a ghost!" It took a long time for the mother-in-law to come to her senses, sit on the ground and pant and said: " Oh, mom, the old in-laws, they all say that you are the most honest person in your camp, I think you are sharper than anyone else, you still play a strategy with me, give me a trick to the death, okay! You plan with me, I will play with you!" The father heard his mother-in-law's sarcastic and ridiculous words, and he squeaked and couldn't speak, but just said: "It's not that, it's that." The mother-in-law shouted loudly: "What, you don't want me to see the child, okay! Then let's find a reasonable place to talk about it today!"

"Find a place to reason, okay! Mother-in-law, ah, no. Fifth aunt, Dandan and I have divorced. Now I can't call you mother-in-law, I should call you the fifth aunt. You said it would be good to find a place to reason. I'll accompany you!" "I'm still afraid of you, you're a waste!" The mother-in-law pulled her neck and shouted at me, "Let's go, let's go!"

"Don't worry, I'm waiting for someone, and when I get there, I'll go with you and let the police and judges know about your child trafficking. As soon as I finished speaking, I heard my mother-in-law scolding loudly: "Let you shit, you don't wronged people here, you don't want me to watch the child, so you have a trick." Now let others see the treachery of your kid, you just wait for your boss to fire!" I smiled and said: "Fifth aunt, Tongtong's worth is not low, 70,000, or 75,000? I think 100,000 is still too little, I wanted 120,000, right?" Everyone listened to my words, and the cousin-in-law said softly: "Auntie, how did Xiaolong know, is he really a fairy possessed by a corpse to return the yang?" "What do you know, this kid is cheating us!" The mother-in-law said loudly to the cousin-in-law: "You just shut up, you just support me." ”

I smiled and said, "Say Cao Cao, Cao Cao has arrived, the buyer is here!" I saw that the buyer who came saw me and shouted in panic: "There is a ghost, let's not buy it! I know this kid, he just died two days ago, and his soul is still yang!"