Chapter 4: I was almost moved

Why is it always yourself who is injured, as a person who eats by IQ, this is obviously unreasonable, you have to think of a way.

"Emperor of Heaven, what do you mean by this, it's just too much of a bully! Let's write, do you dare?" Ye Xiaoshuai's brain turned rapidly.

"Okay, the old man has been crisscrossing for so many years, and he is still afraid that you can't do it? But it's too boring, why don't you add some color?"

Ye Xiaoshuai's eyes turned, the Emperor of Heaven is so refreshing, there must be fraud, so he has to think twice: "Then come up with a question, if you answer correctly, you win, and if you answer wrong, how about losing?"

"Then it's decided!" The Emperor of Heaven was very calm, and said with a look of being determined by Ye Xiaoshuai:

"Innate refers to the realm of martial arts, so what is the day after tomorrow?"

The questions from the Emperor of Heaven are not difficult at all, or they are at the kindergarten level.

Thinking of this, Ye Xiaoshuai suddenly showed a mysterious smile and said:

"The acquired is also a realm, the realm after the congenital!"

"False, the answer is: tomorrow's tomorrow, haha......"

Bastard! The master is worthy of being a master of routines, playing with people's hearts one by one, his heart is really dirty! At this time, Ye Xiaoshuai secretly decided in his heart that he must press the master to the ground and rub it when he has the opportunity!

The next day, Sunday, fine. Ye Xiaoshuai got up early, the choppy Bala Little Demon Fairy seemed to be very fond of eating, saying that to catch a woman's heart, you must first grab her stomach.

Entering the kitchen, Ye Xiaoshuai opened the refrigerator to see what dishes were there, the eggplant on the first floor had been put for at least three days, and it had already been cooked, the second layer was an egg that I didn't know how long it had been put in, it seemed that there was a chick to come out, and the third layer directly let Ye Xiaoshuai blow up, what the hell, a pair of men's underwear, who put this thing in the refrigerator, was it afraid that the chick on the second floor would come out and not find his father?

Inexplicably manic, just as the kitchen crackled with a string of sounds, and then I saw several people appear at the kitchen door.

For example, the Yurou fairy with the corners of her skirt rolled up, her long and white legs are simply dazzling, and the Bala little demon fairy who was intoxicated by the fragrance of Ye Xiaoshuai's breakfast was still drooling at the corners of her mouth, and so on.

"Well, Xiaoshuai got up so early?" The Emperor of Heaven also came over with great interest at this time, but his eyes quickly moved to Ye Xiaoshuai's breakfast.

I really don't know the taste of the world for 10,000 years!

"Ye Xiaoshuai!! can you do more next time, I haven't eaten well. Bala Little Demon Fairy said dissatisfied.

The life of a monk is not a constant practice, after breakfast, a group of people wander the streets with clothes, shoes, snack bars, etc.

Tiandizi and Ye Xiaoshuai are not interested in these, but they only know a little bit about it, and they will be able to have some common language with others at that time.

"Brother Dao, you don't have a communication tool yet, why don't you go and look at your phone together?" reminded the pony senior.

"Hmm, isn't this mobile phone used for playing games, and can you still make calls?"

"The predecessors didn't know that the main function of the mobile phone itself is to call, but as this society becomes more and more progressive, the feelings between people are getting weaker and weaker, and over time, it has become a tool for self-entertainment. Jin Hexagram Daoyou explained slightly, but he saw it very thoroughly.

Then they came to the mobile phone store together, and the young lady who sold the mobile phone saw so many people coming in, and her face was already smiling.

The group of people is particularly outstanding, especially when they see the Emperor of Heaven and Ye Xiaoshuai, one old and one young, the old man behaves decently, and his temperament is not an ordinary person at first glance.

Ye Xiaoshuai chose a 1280G smartphone, and also chose one for the Emperor of Heaven.

After all the procedures for phone bills and mobile phones were completed, the young lady bowed down and stretched out her hand and said:

"It's a total of 100,000 and 800, don't want a fraction, please pay here!"

Ye Xiaoshuai looked at the Emperor of Heaven and communicated with his eyes:

"Master, pay!"

"No money, but ......"

Before the Emperor of Heaven finished speaking, the young lady who was still enthusiastic before took a few steps back and came to a big man and said:

"Manager, these two don't seem to have any money!"

When the big man heard this, he slapped the table violently, and immediately seven or eight people surrounded them.

"After eating the leopard's gall, do you two want to buy the overlord machine? Don't look at whose territory this is!"

Seeing that the situation was not good, a group of Taoist friends began to scramble to pay.

"No! I haven't finished my words yet!" the Emperor of Heaven stopped, and a small bag appeared in his hand as if by magic, and there was a tremble, and the jade wrench, hosta, and spiritual weapons inside filled the table, all of them in excellent condition.

"Is it enough?"

"Enough...... Enough...... One is enough!" the strong man immediately changed his expression.

"Xiao Ai, how many times have I said that you must treat customers like God, these two are majestic and graceful at a glance......" Han turned around and lectured the young lady again.

"Uncle, Childe, you two go slowly, welcome to come next time" Everyone walked out of the mobile phone store, and the big man nodded behind him.

On the way back, I passed a small alley, and Ye Xiaoshuai whispered, "Master, we seem to be being followed." ”

"Stop, don't move, hit...... Beat...... Robbery, a small robbery. ”

"Men on the left and women on the right, stand in the middle who are not afraid of death!"

Jin hexagram: "Pinch your fingers, they are here to rob." ”

Fairy Yurou glanced at him, and said the same as if she didn't say it, and said: "According to the old lady's many years of experience, they must have taken a fancy to my beauty, and the robbery is coming!"

"You're here to be funny, I think they fell in love with the snacks in my hand. Bala Little Demon Fairy analyzed.

"A few muttered something, turn around, and do what we said......" The person on the other side was obviously impatient.

Looking down the alley, more than a dozen delinquent teenagers wore colorful stockings on their heads, most of them had exaggerated hairstyles, holes in various parts of their bodies, and cigarettes in their mouths.

When Ye Xiaoshuai was about to stand on the left, he found a few figures blocking in front, he was a little touched in his heart, his fists were clenched, and he remembered the time before he was five years old, his peers and friends, enjoying too much pampering, the care of his parents, the love of his grandparents, and the expectation of his grandparents, they were bathed in the sunshine of love and felt infinite warmth.

And he only has a grandfather who died young, a gambling father, a mother who went out to work, a severely beaten childhood, and a monochrome cold room.

"Yo, there's really a ...... who isn't afraid of death"

A voice interrupted his thoughts, and when he looked up, he saw that the fellow Daoists were already standing on either side.

Damn, what a man on the left and a woman on the right, this group of people who sell their teammates, I was almost moved!