Chapter 3: Being a teacher is not that kind of person
The next morning, it was just dawning.
Ye Xiaoshuai sighed secretly, and finally returned to this once familiar place.
When he was a child, Ye Xiaoshuai didn't like to study, he was particularly naughty and mischievous, his only hobby was to read novels, such as fairy novels or unanswered mysteries and the like, he always felt that he was not an ordinary person, either he was reincarnated as a fairy and had not yet awakened, or he was a child of a rich and noble family who had not been found by his relatives, knowing that it was impossible, but he was always looking forward to it inexplicably in his heart, this is the unique talent of human beings!
One day, the next day is Children's Day, Ye Xiaoshuai caught a cold, he took a day off, rested at home, and after taking the medicine, he lay on the broken mat to read a novel, the sun shone through the window on his chest, looking at it, Ye Xiaoshuai fell asleep, and then he had a strange dream, in the dream he was shrouded in a beam of colorful light, and his body couldn't help but rise slowly, I don't know how long he floated, anyway, when he woke up, the surrounding environment had all changed, and the old man of a small village and fairy wind bones came into his eyes, and the old man still muttered some strange words in his mouth:
"The son of the doom?"
"There is no strange meridian, and there is no heaven and earth luck, what the hell did I choose!"
"No matter what, no matter what, everything is providential, and from now on you will be my second disciple!"
Ye Xiaoshuai didn't care about the old man's identity, an unfamiliar environment made him feel scared, and he wanted to go back after crying, making trouble, and hanging himself, but the old man didn't pay attention to him at all, and over time, he slowly got used to it.
Thinking of this, he secretly came to the room of the Emperor of Heaven, Ye Xiaoshuai took a look, and saw that the Emperor of Heaven was breathing evenly, and felt that the problem should not be big, so he began to play happily.
Pinch the face of the Emperor and wrap the head and bed of the Emperor with tape...... Ye Xiaoshuai played very happily, he played all the things he could think of and could play, and then he was satisfied.
"Hey...... It's so comfortable to sleep in, it's just that there is a Diao Min who always wants to harm me in his dreams!" The Emperor of Heaven turned over and muttered to himself.
The smile on Ye Xiaoshuai's face disappeared when he heard this, and he looked at the Emperor of Heaven with some uneasiness, he always felt that the Emperor of Heaven had already woken up.
As soon as he thought of this possibility, he was exhausted, and he felt that the injury he was going to suffer tonight would not be better in his life, so he immediately slipped out of the room and ran into Yu Rouzi head-on.
"Fairy Yurou, good morning......"
But he was only halfway through his sentence when he saw Fairy Yurou leaning against the door frame, twisting one end of her skirt slightly with both hands, leaking out her long, white thighs.
"Is it good-looking, is it sexy?"
Ye Xiaoshuai replied with a smile: "Ah, it's good-looking...... White ......"
The nerd seniors also came out, originally wanted to ask Yu Rouzi to make tea for herself, but when she came out to see this scene, she opened her mouth and returned to her room.
"Are those legs that pretty?" muttered the nerd senpai.
"Let's say something unserious, I'm taking the university entrance examination by myself, and now I can't solve a problem, can you help?"
Yu Rouzi looked at Ye Xiaoshuai pitifully.
"I won't, I didn't even graduate from elementary school!"
"Evidence. ”
Ye Xiaoshuai was dumbfounded, he didn't expect that this kind of thing would require evidence, did he want him to take out a certificate of unfinished primary school!
After thinking about it, he pulled out a card from his pocket: "If you want proof...... Is this okay?"
Fairy Yurou took the card lightly.
Non-adult self-examination completion letter
Name: Ye Xiaoshuai, Gender: Male
Initial Culture: None
Graduation Culture: Bachelor's degree in Mathematics, Cissey University
"You look like you're looking for a fake certificate!
Ye Xiaoshuai touched his head awkwardly, this is indeed what the Emperor of Heaven brought him to the earth to entrust someone to handle, but at this time, the momentum can't be lost:
"Are you doubting my math? Although it was taught by Master Daoyi, it is the first place every time, okay?"
Yu Rouzi turned around straight, stopped talking nonsense, and trotted all the way to the room to take out a comprehensive math problem.
"This problem, as long as you can solve it, come to my sister's room tonight to show you beautiful legs, you can watch it casually, you can sleep on your stomach, you can also lie down and watch!"
"But if you can't make it, you've got to make breakfast for everyone every day!"
Yurou Fairy's voice fell, and Jin Hexagram also came up and shook his head and sighed: "The old man pinched his fingers and counted, and he will have breakfast every day in the future......
"Can you get the hexagram accurate!, but I hope I have a lot of breakfast to eat every day, I can't count it, I can't count it......" Bala Little Demon Fairy also fought hard to eat, and kept praying.
Ye Xiaoshuai also calculated silently, won the infinite look at the fairy's beautiful legs, and lost just to make breakfast, as if he didn't lose it, grinning, his face was calm and confident.
He didn't hesitate, picked up the pen, and began to write hard in the notebook.
"Hmph, pretend!" Fairy Yurou sneered when she saw this.
Jin Guazi clasped his hands on his chest and stood aside, not caring at all about what Ye Xiaoshuai wrote, even Yu Rouzi spent a night unable to come up with a solution to this problem.
A minute later, Ye Xiaoshuai stopped his movements, threw his hand casually, and the pen in his hand crossed an arc, and accurately fell on his fingertips and spun up.
"Yurouzi, I'm done!"
Yurou Fairy was as if she hadn't heard Ye Xiaoshuai's words, her eyes looked at the book directly, her eyes were full of disbelief.
"How is that possible?"
This answer is correct, and the process of solving the problem is simpler and more direct than her solving this problem, the thinking is clearer, and there are many less cumbersome steps.
Jin Hexagram and Bala Little Demon Fairy also stared slightly, and couldn't help but look at Ye Xiaoshuai, speechless for a while.
Ye Xiaoshuai turned his head to look at Fairy Yurou, and his tone was bad:
"Fairy, I'm going to your room tonight to see my beautiful legs, hahahaha!"
"Ye Xiaoshuai, you roll over for me......" The Emperor of Heaven woke up at this time, and finally couldn't help but be furious.
"Hehehehe, little brother, Dao Yi senior doesn't seem to have a good tone, so next time, ......" The three of them were suddenly bored and went back to their rooms.
"Xiao Shuai, what kind of mess have you made for your teacher..."The Emperor of Heaven lay on the bed leisurely.
"Nope!"
"Apprentice, I'm bored as a teacher, I want to buy two smartphones to play games tomorrow, I'll pay for it!"
"Really?"
"Then you have to find a teacher who recognized it, and you got these things!"
"Then you promise not to beat me!"
As soon as Ye Xiaoshuai's words came out, his heart tightened, sure enough, Master's routine was too deep.
"Don't worry, the teacher is not that kind of person, he won't beat you up for this matter, go make a cup of tea. ”
Ye Xiaoshuai turned around and left, Amitabha, thank God, escaped a catastrophe, believed in the way of heaven, and got eternal life......
As soon as he arrived at the door, the words of the Emperor of Heaven came faintly:
"The tea should be neither hot nor cold!"
"It's hot, I'll send you to heaven!"
"It's cold, I'll send you to the ground!"