Haotian year, three quarters of the hour.

Boom......

Boom......

Boom......

Three long bells rang from somewhere to the entire Nine Heavens, an inconspicuous place in the Nine Dimensional Space, where dozens of suspended towering palaces were enveloped by a large array as thin as a cicada's wings.

At this time, an old man sat on the throne, the old man was thin, kind and kind, but his eyes were like a sharp sword, without losing his majesty, he stroked his beard and said:

"Zhongqing, what is the situation in the nine heavens and seventy-two places?

"Your Majesty, everything is normal in the heavens and all worlds!" clairvoyant and Shunfeng replied with a bow.

Today is the annual Children's Day established since the young master came to the upper realm, and the immortals have decided to bring their own fairy spirit pets to hold a grand party!" A stunning fairy walked forward softly.

"Accurate!" the old man nodded in agreement.

The immortals burst into joy and discussed the program of the party.

It's about three quarters.

"Yu Tianzun, the little god has something to report!" A burly man with a hand holding the Heavenly Tower stepped over.

"Heavenly King, please speak!"

"The Triple Heavenly Beast Emperor has just sent the news that the young master has completed the trial ahead of schedule and will return on the same day!"

"Wonderful, just in time for a rare party, after a few years of blood, it's time for him to relax!" the old man was quite satisfied.

"What are you talking about? That little rascal who doesn't respect the old and love the young is coming back?" A shocking roar came from the entire Ziwei Palace, and a white-bearded old Taoist no longer cared about the appearance of the fairy wind at this time.

"Taishang Danjun, why do you say this!" The majestic old man was a little displeased, he was a little rascal, so wouldn't he have become an old rascal.

"Your Excellency doesn't know that the young master not only stole my elixir, but also teased my two girls and told them something...... Some words that are not suitable for children. After Danjun finished speaking, he was already in tears, and he just cried.

"Oh, and such a thing, why have you never heard of the immortals mentioning it?" the majestic old man looked incredulous.

"That's not all, Your Excellency, young master, he ...... He also instigated the monkeys in the peach orchard to steal the peaches, and the fairies who went to pick the peaches were all molested by them. A fairy said aggrievedly.

"Also, also, the generalissimo of soldiers and horses who was demoted to the mortal world a few years ago was the Guanghan fairy who ate the improved version of the elixir given by the young master and went to flirt, I heard that the young master added an aphrodisiac to the elixir!"

......

"We ask Your Excellency to retract your order and cancel the June 1st carnival party"

The immortals, who were still in high spirits before, actually retreated collectively at this time.

"When is the specific time?Who and where will be the guide?" The old man who asked was far away, there was such a stubborn man, and the majestic old man was also quite helpless, although he usually did not respect the teacher, but he was not so lawless, it seemed that it was time to take him to the outside world to see.

"When you are in the unit, the little fairy is led from the gate of heaven!" the burly man replied.

"Immortals can organize a party before the unitary hour. Tranquility was restored between heaven and earth.

"For hundreds of millions of years until the 17th century, humanity did not believe in the existence of the solar system, with a few exceptions. Not only is the Earth considered to be fixed at the center of the universe and immobile, but it is absolutely different from an object or deity that traverses through the ethereal sky. ”

Nine heavens, auspicious clouds floating in the mountains, between the mountains, the sound of immortals is misty, spirit birds and beasts chasing and playing; occasionally a figure appears at the gate of heaven, a gray-haired old Taoist lies on top of an auspicious cloud, holding a book of earth science - "physics".

A stunning woman with a thin layer of lead powder and a beautiful garner was standing not far from the old man at this time.

Lao Dao suddenly sighed softly, and said softly to the stunning woman: "You are not in the Guanghan Palace, what are you doing here?"

"I heard that my junior brother is coming back, come and see him!"

Until the Heavenly Dao Pawn Shop, the stunning woman never spoke.

"Master, junior brother, is he really the son of the robbery? But I don't think he is a strange vein, let alone a son of a plane and a chosen one, why did you accept him as an apprentice in the first place?"

"Hey...... Everything is providential, disciple, have you ever forgotten the words of the ancient speaker Xie Lao!"

"Apprentice always remember, don't dare to forget, but Master, how long do you plan to hide it from him?"

"Wait, telling him something now will only cause him to suffer some cause and effect prematurely!"

"Where is Shizun going this time, and how long will he come back?"

"Take your junior brother to his hometown for a walk, come back, depending on the mood!"

"Alas, you don't want to think about it, but it's hard for us to be tired and tired......"

At this time, on the other side, the fairy mist is swirling, the aura is fluttering, the lotus leaves at the spirit pool are vigorous and luxuriant, a seven-colored bud grows in it, the spirit beads on the lotus leaf roll, it is simply picturesque, at this time, the immortals are taking the children and spirit pets to participate in the carnival party.

"Fairy friends are here!"

"It's coming! It's coming!"

Inside the Heavenly Gate, one by one, the heads were exposed.

"Get high!"

"Thunder Princess, you two start playing, and the fairies start dancing!" a golden fairy danced in command.

"Everyone, everyone, try the Hi Pi Elixir that I just baked, I guarantee it!" Taishang Danjun still did not forget to sell his pill at this time.

One for each person, Qiong Jelly and Jade Dew, one word, "Dry!"

The Spirit Butterfly Fairy looked at this Danjun a little speechlessly:

"This group of people is so crazy that they even made Hi Pi Elixir. ”

She was very worried in her heart, because the rice could be eaten indiscriminately, but Dan couldn't eat indiscriminately.

Eating Dan indiscriminately will kill people, right...... Oh...... No, there will be dead immortals, do you want to persuade this group of second-class immortals.

If one of the fairy friends dies after eating Dan, then she should be more than unbearable.

She finally couldn't help but shout, "Dan can't eat indiscriminately!"

Just as he finished shouting, a pill flew into his mouth and flowed down without pause.

"Hey, why didn't Tianzun come? Don't trick him, this party is so boring!" The third prince was a little decadent.

"I don't know if I should talk about it!" was the lowly voice again.

The immortals stared at the monkey deadly, with a thick warning in their eyes, I said, Brother Monkey, don't bring the big guy with you when you die!

......

At three o'clock, the immortals had already dispersed, and the old man put down the spiritual tea in his hand and said to the stunning woman:

"The hour has come, let's go see this little guy together......"

As soon as the old man and the stunning woman arrived at the gate of heaven, a young man slowly came from the northwest and walked straight to the old man's side.

"Emperor of Heaven, Senior Sister Guanghan, I'm back!"

"Call Master!"

At the gate of heaven, there are three figures, one tall and one short and one slender, the tall one is the gray-haired old man, and the short one is a simple young man of fifteen or sixteen years old, and the slender figure is the stunning woman, the young man's senior sister.

"Apprentice, have you finished challenging these Triple Heavenly Beasts?"

The young man nodded arrogantly, his eyes wandering, and his face was full of smug smiles.

"Well, Emperor of Heaven, since ancient times, heroes have been young people, and I am talking about it!"

"Call Master!"

The old man stroked his beard with satisfaction and smiled, and he didn't forget to touch the young man's dog head proudly:

"Being able to challenge the beasts of the Triple Heaven in such a short period of time means that you must not be rotten wood and cannot be carved. ”

The young man in a simple costume asked loudly: "Emperor of Heaven, you are so powerful, do you understand what physics is?"

Lao Dao was suddenly asked, his face changed instantly, and he grabbed the young man and said while beating: "I let you call the Emperor of Heaven, let you call the Emperor of Heaven......"

"In vain. ”

The beaten teenager hung his head in frustration, "The futile is here!"

"The teacher has taken you into the path of cultivating immortals, you must practice hard in the future, don't slack off, strive to achieve success in cultivation as soon as possible, and achieve eternal life!"

The young man tilted his head and asked loudly, "Emperor of Heaven...... Are you immortal?"

"Hahaha!" Lao Dao laughed loudly, "Believe in the way of heaven and get eternal life." ”

"Emperor of Heaven, you won't say that you are the way of heaven, right?"

"It's for the teacher!"

"Phew, I see you're an old woman drinking porridge......"

"What do you mean?"

"Shameless and indecent ......"

"!" the old man was on the verge of rage again.

"Master, when will Xiao Shuai be able to step on the auspicious clouds and travel the universe. ”

"When you achieve the Seven Rank Golden Immortals, you can soar through the clouds and mist," Lao Dao stroked his beard and smiled, "Don't worry, you have to take your time in cultivation." ”

"Master......"

"Apprentice, I'm a little thirsty for the teacher!"

"Master, let's go back to the pawnshop together, and make you spiritual tea. ”

"The old man nodded with satisfaction, and led the young man towards a mountain peak.

"Apprentice, although there are only three of us now, you and me, master and apprentice, no one in the heavens and worlds dares to bully us. When the old man said this, his face was arrogant.

"Senior sister, what strength do you have now, where do you live?"

The stunning woman looked up at the few white clouds floating in the sky, and said lightly, "Senior sister worshiped the master hundreds of thousands of years ago, and now, it can be regarded as a genius...... Well, I can be a teacher. ”

"Why hasn't Senior Sister found a Taoist partner yet......

When he arrived at the Tiandao pawnshop, after the young man made spiritual tea for his master and sister, he sat next to the stunning woman, greedily sniffing the fragrance, and the fragrance came with the breeze, making him unconsciously intoxicated between the fragrance and the beauty, and his nose couldn't help but stir gently.

"Is it fragrant?"

"Xiang!" the young man couldn't help but speak, and instantly blushed again.

"Xiao Shuai, Senior Sister is not looking for a Taoist companion, just so that you can always smell this unique fragrance!" the stunning woman chuckled.

"No, Master said that you don't have a Taoist companion because you have a big mind and no one loves you!" said the young man first.

In the old man's heart, 10,000 grass and mud horses galloped past at this time, and you want to play the teacher to death.

Seeing that the stunning woman's face was getting more and more ugly, the old man saw that the situation was not good, and immediately ran out of the pawn shop with the young man.

"Apprentice, I'll take you to a fun place for the teacher!" the old man smiled.

"Where are you going?" the boy was immediately interested when he heard that there was something interesting.

"Don't ask! Anyway, there are so many beautiful women and it's fun!"

"Senior brother, senior sister is looking forward to your return, there are groups of fairy concubines, and senior sister is waiting for you in Guanghan Palace!" the stunning woman did not forget to joke.

"Senior sister, don't worry, junior brother will not let you down!" the young man was full of ambition.

"Senior sister, before leaving, junior brother wants to ask another question!"

"Loved!" the stunning woman said, and immediately turned to the happy party.

The young man left behind looked dazed, as if he didn't want to ask this question......

"Hurry up, it's not too early. The old man urged.

"Emperor of Heaven, how do you go down?"

"Jump!" the old man twisted and jumped into the ......