Jiangsong District, Xianghai City, Jiangnan, 20 kilometers to the west, is a famous 5A scenic spot: Sheshan.

In the mountainside, there is a very famous Taoist temple, this Taoist temple is not a Guanyin Bodhisattva, but a handsome nameless immortal.

At this time, the bright moon was in the sky, and two streamers came towards this temple.

One instigated fell into the statue of the Immortal Monarch, and another voice came from an eager voice:

"Master, where am I ????"

"You landed on the ......"

"Bang!" There was a burst of dust, and the entire Taoist temple shook three times.

At this time, the voice of the Heavenly Emperor came from the statue of the Immortal Monarch: "Are you still alive, disciple?" I didn't expect that my statue was enshrined in this temple, so I was attracted to it. ”

Ye Xiaoshuai couldn't cry or laugh: "Emperor Tianzi, you are so shameless, my admiration for you is like a surging river..."

Shameless, shameless! I still enshrine your statue, do you think you are me? People love you, flowers bloom, and cars burst tires.

"Hmm...... Apprentice, I'm coming out, you don't have to be afraid, for the teacher can control the power of the explosion. The Emperor replied confidently.

"Master, a master like you, needless to say, will be able to perfectly control the power of the explosion. The boy slapped on the ass.

"Huh!"

After talking for so long, the statue of the immortal monarch did not move for half a minute, and the young man hesitated for a long time, but still patted the statue left and right:

"Emperor of Heaven, you won't forget how to get out, hahahaha......"

As he was laughing, the statue of the Emperor of Heaven had already exploded! The young man immediately flew out and fell to the ground.

After the shell of the statue exploded, revealing the body of the Heavenly Emperor inside, at this time, Ye Xiaoshuai raised his finger and hooked the Heavenly Emperor from a distance: "You come here!"

"Emperor of Heaven, do you know that the head can be broken, the blood can flow, and the hairstyle can't be messed ......"

The boy was waiting for a fat beating, but he didn't resist, hey...... Life is like being ...... If you can't resist, you have to learn to enjoy.

"Master, this is the earth, why are you here? I understand, you must have good intentions, you want me to become famous one day, and then every corner of this world is my statue, and countless people will admire my heroic appearance, hahaha...... It must be so!"

"But I haven't been back for a long time, and the environment is not very familiar, master, where are we going?" asked the young man weakly.

"Apprentice, don't be impatient, I have already contacted the Taoist friends here before the teacher comes down. The Emperor of Heaven smiled!

Then, the eyes of the Emperor of Heaven fell on the young man again:

"Apprentice, your hometown is a country of civilization and etiquette, in the future, you must call Master or Daoyi senior, and you are not allowed to call me the Emperor of Heaven again"

As he spoke, a light flashed, and a young man appeared in front of him as if he were teleporting.

The Emperor laughed: "Yo, pony, it's so slow!"

The person who came was dressed in a plain robe, with a Chinese face, mature and steady, which made people feel that he was a reliable senior at a glance, and he said embarrassedly: "Two Taoist friends, I'm sorry, something is delayed, I'm late." ”

"No, no, just right!" said the Heavenly Emperor.

The pony senior laughed, and then took the Emperor of Heaven to rise up and turn into a retreat: "Let's go home first." ”

"Wait, I haven't gone up yet!" the boy bared his teeth and claws.

The pony reached out and grabbed it in the air, and he landed on top of the light.

When I arrived at Xiaoma's home, it was a rich and magnificent villa, and it was rare for the five Taoist friends to be here today.

When a plump little fairy saw the pony senior, she asked suspiciously, "Idiot senior, you bought it for supper?"

"Well, by the way, I went to pick up two Taoist friends and came back to meet you. Pony replied with a smile, glancing around the room.

A fairy with beautiful legs is rolling around on the bed with her mobile phone boringly, showing off her beautiful legs in the circle of friends.

There are also two Taoist friends who are talking to each other together.

"Fellow Daoists, I'm all here, and I'm going to introduce you to two handsome new friends..."The pony said with a smile.

A thin and obscene Taoist shook his head: "Why do you want to be particularly handsome, this is jealousy of my handsomeness!"

"Jealous of your uncle!" said Pony Senpai viciously.

Hearing that a new partner had joined, the beautiful legs fairy excitedly brewed a few cups of spiritual tea, which she planted with her own hands, and just picked a small portion today.

The beautiful leg fairy is a beautiful woman with a moderate figure, shoulder-length short hair, a delicate face, and a beige off-the-shoulder dress that gives a glimpse of her sexy figure.

Everyone drank spiritual tea and ate supper, and the fairy with beautiful legs looked at the boy from time to time, only to see that the young man in front of him was tall, slender, with a well-defined face, eyes like stars, and a white dress that was clean and clean.

"Seniors, you are new to the city, please give me a lot of advice in the future!" the young man arched.

"Daoyou is too polite, my surname is Ma, and everyone usually calls me a pony senior or a nerd Daoyou. The pony smirked.

"I'm Yu Rouzi, I'm in charge of being as beautiful as a flower, and the eldest sister here!" Yu Rouzi smiled charmingly.

"Cut ......" everyone despised for a moment.

A Taoist friend with a big belly and a robe of fortune-telling, but a silver base full of golden copper coins stood up, and showed a mouth full of small gold teeth: "I am Wangwang, I can only tell hexagrams, so everyone calls me Jin Hexagram!"

"It's just that I haven't counted ...... accurately," the plump fairy didn't forget to strike.

The young man in white turned around and looked at the fairy who was talking, at this time, she only cared about eating, but the waves were turbulent, and it still made people almost have a nosebleed, although Ye Xiaoshuai has never been close to women, it doesn't mean that he is not a man, a normal man should have, he has it.

"Hmm...... I...... It's Yaoyao, everyone calls me Bala Little Demon Fairy. Plump said while eating, eating vigorously, the speed of eating, the master and apprentice of the Emperor of Heaven were stunned.

However, when the young man in white thought of the choppy picture before, he suddenly felt a little hot.

The Emperor of Heaven was not polite, and picked up a mutton skewer and took a bite.

"I'm older, so everyone will call me a senior. After speaking, he glanced deeply at the young man in white.

......

"I'm Sanshi, and I'm handsome and a little wave, but the organization has accepted my death, so I am called Crazy Stone Lang San. The Taoist friend who felt that the pony senior was jealous of his handsomeness looked at the young man at this time.

The corners of the young man's mouth twitched slightly, he wanted to hit someone!

At this time, Bala Little Demon Fairy licked his chopsticks, and then turned his head to look at the nerd senior: "Supper, is there anything else?"

The nerd senior shook his head.

The boy in white: "......"

"Ladies and gentlemen, it's time for me to introduce myself!"

As he spoke, the young man in white took out his ID card, handed it to the nerdy senior and others, and introduced himself:

"The contemptible surname is Ye, the name is Xiao Shuai, you can ignore the small characters, focus on remembering Shuai, I am strong in martial arts, the left green dragon and the right white tiger, people block and kill, Buddha blocks and kills Buddha, you can contact me if you have help, go up the knife mountain and go down to the sea of fire, it is incumbent!"

"I value love and righteousness, and I forget my friends...... Hey, hey, what are you doing, I'm not done yet!"

Ye Xiaoshuai is talking like a river, and everyone has already moved the small bench, each going back to his own house, and looking for his own mother.

The Emperor of Heaven suddenly felt so tired that he wanted to clean up the portal!