One hundred and three, Tang monk meat

Chen Lu looked at these people in line, all staring at the two people who were dragged away with green eyes and drooling.

Chen Lu was confused, this is still the king of melons, these people are all melon people, melon ghosts, melon demons, look at their hair, there are yellow and green.

Yes, Chen Lu has read this information, and there are indeed melon ghosts, but he has never heard of drinking human blood, and he treats people as melons, and he has special melon juice.

Chen Lu only had the urge to kill at this time, no, the urge to kill ghosts, the urge to kill melon ghosts.

At this moment, two more people walked in, and these two men cried and shouted. It's not bad, I didn't plug my mouth with a smelly sock, it's kind enough. Chen Lu had already heard Wenda's voice, this guy didn't have any rigidity at all, and he was really embarrassed by the Celestial Empire.

Chen Lu said: "Wenda, my head has fallen off a bowl and a big scar, and after 20 years, I will be a good man again, what is there! Don't fall into the spirit of our Heavenly Empire." ”

When Wen Da heard that it was Chen Lu's voice, the crying stopped, his face was happy, and he took a closer look, it was really Chen Lu, but he was also the same as himself, with five flowers tied up, and the bundle was the same as zongzi.

Wenda burst into tears: "It's over, it's over, several adults are counting on you to come to the rescue, and you also let them arrest it." Lord Chen, you said it lightly, it's better to die than to live. ”

A few melon soldiers scolded him and pushed him in. The other soldier also looked dejected, but remained silent.

Chen Lu said: "King, my old man understands, you are here to cultivate immortals, is that the case?"

The king said, "Count you as a clever boy." ”

"That's going to be easy. But I want to warn you, don't open your mouth and shut your mouth, you kid, my old man doesn't care about you, you let your subordinates stop first. I'll tell you a secret, it's also a trick to cultivating immortals, and it's guaranteed to be more effective than their blood. ”

The melon king waved his hand, and several melon soldiers who tied Wenda stopped, and the melon king said with interest: "This king can't help it, I have another hundred and twenty years, if I can't cultivate immortals, I will fall into reincarnation." Someone has made a move to this king, and I don't know if it will work. Since you have a better way, it will save trouble, and this king will not be difficult for your people. ”

Chen Lu has a bottom in his heart, these melon demons have developed limbs, simple minds, or no brains at all, and they will scold people in the future, if they don't scold pig brains, they will scold melon brains, stupid like melons, stupid melons.

The people of Xichuan are at the forefront of the ten directions of the world, and they will scold and play with a few sentences if they have nothing to do, you are a melon baby, and you are embarrassed.

So he smiled and said, "Who told you that you didn't know my old man earlier." Let me ask you, have you ever heard of Tang monk meat?"

"I haven't heard of it, it's useless to have any meat, we melons are vegetarians and don't eat meat. ”

Chen Lu scolded in his heart, fart, vegetarians still drink human blood, but he said: "It's terrible to be uneducated, I don't even know Tang monk meat." I'll tell you, vegans also score the case. For example, you can become an immortal by eating a bite of Tang monk meat, and you don't need to practice, can you eat it?"

The melon king's eyes widened, and he said, "Eat, of course eat, why don't you eat it! With this Tang monk meat, this king released them all, and saved the Taiyuan Holy Mother from the crime of obstructing official business. ”

Chen Lu said: "Okay, the deal, but my old man has one condition. ”

"Though I will promise you any conditions. ”

"My old man wants to see the people of the mission first, and I make sure that they are all alive and healthy. When I find Tang Seng meat, you will let them go. ”

"That's not good, we have to eat Tang Seng's meat to the mouth, and then release you. Of course, it's still okay if you want to see them. Come on, send these two goods back, and carry him to see those Han people of the Celestial Dynasty. ”

"You're okay, it's refreshing enough, my old man will still do business with you in the future, leave contact information before leaving." Oh, and besides, I'm going to have to see if there's any problem with my mount first, okay?"

"Look at it, you go and see the guy first, and then the king will send your horses over and put them with the camels, so you should rest assured. ”

Saying that, a few melon soldiers carried Chen Lu to the place where the mission was detained, and Chen Lu saw that everyone was the same as himself, with a melon seedling stem tied to him, and Ha San still had a piece of melon skin stuffed in his mouth.

Li Xian saw Chen Lu tied in and shed tears. Chen Lu said in Chinese: "You wait patiently, I will definitely help you out." ”

Li Da nodded and said, "Zicheng, you are confused, if you are outside, we have hope." You've thrown yourself into the net again, and now you're tied up, you can just get out of danger, and you can save us? Hey, it's over, this is the annihilation of the whole army. ”

Chen Lu said with a smile: "Lord Lieutenant, it may not be that the whole army will be wiped out, my Zicheng has always been unbelieving in evil and fighting with these melon ghosts." ”

The melon soldiers reprimanded them for not being allowed to speak. A few melon soldiers brought Chen Lu's big green horse, Chen Lu asked people to carry themselves to the horse, rubbed his head against the neck of the big green horse, whispered something, and then waved his hand, and the melon soldiers led the horse away.

Chen Lu said: "Tell the king that Tang monk meat is here." ”

The accompanying old man selling melons said: "The king has ordered, let the little old man ask, where is the Tang monk meat, do you need to prepare the seasoning?"

Chen Lu held back his strength and didn't dare to laugh, and said, "You go and tell the king that my old man is Tang monk meat." As for the seasoning, I don't know, everyone's taste is different, some like sweet, some like sour, some like orange, banana, and yours melon. What flavor does your king like, go and prepare, and tell the king by the way, my old man is here. ”

The old man who sold melons thought to himself, this is still a special official, and it is said that he is still very knowledgeable, and he is so verbose about this virtue, and there is no useful sentence in his speech. He glanced at Chen Lu and left.

At this time, Wenda shouted Lord Chen, he understood, Chen Lu was to save him, Chen Lu saw Wenda's sincere expression, and thought to himself, now that I know my old man, I said, don't worry.

The melon soldiers carried Chen Lu to the original hall, and the king was already impatient, and said: "We are all ready, someone has just reported you, you are the meat that can become an immortal, but this king doesn't see that you have anything special?"

Chen Lu pouted disdainfully: "From your point of view, my old man is suspicious, how did you become the king." Bribery, it must be bribery, I'm not wrong, right? Don't be embarrassed to admit it. Can't you see that my old man is white and red, and it's different? If you don't see it, you can take a good look at it, I don't want to be eaten by unknown people. ”

The melon king really looked at it carefully for a while, and said, "This king has already seen that you are different, and the others are already stupid when they come to this hall, such as your name Wenda." You're still talking here, it's really different, I'm sorry, this king has to taste you first. Come on, first cut off a piece of meat, steam it for the king to eat, prepare some garlic sauce, spicy, and preferably some leek sauce, then it will be perfect. ”