The old man who sold melons said: "King, the old ministers are all ready, come here, let's do it." ”

Chen Lu laughed loudly, making the people in the hall laugh so much that the second monk was confused, feeling that this guy is a masochist, and he is going to cut his flesh, but he is happy.

The melon king couldn't help but ask: "What kind of meat is that, it immediately became a delicacy in our mouths, why are you still so happy?"

Chen Lu said: "My old man is laughing at you stupid melons, cutting a piece, cooking a piece, it's not too much trouble? And it's not everyone, it's wrong, all the melons can get a piece." ”

"Yes, it makes sense, so what do you say?"

"It's not easy! Set up a big pot, put oil on it and boil, and throw my old man into the oil pot to boil to a pulp. Prepare the condiments and eat them, and then it's over! Those who can't share the meat can become immortals by drinking a mouthful of soup. ”

The old man who sold melons said: "King, I see that this guy is playing with us, and he is just an ordinary person, no different from those people of the Celestial Empire." Where did you get such a great ability, and what kind of meat could you become? ”

Chen Lu found that the King of Gua was also looking at him suspiciously, and Chen Lu said, "What? No, right? You want to cut my flesh, but there is no door. I've been here for a long time, and only then did I realize that your old melon seller has a decent IQ. Hey, old man, I'll make you king. ”

The old man selling melons looked panicked and said, "Don't talk about this nonsense, get to the point." ”

Chen Lu said: "Okay, you are a smart melon, now my old man will give you a chance, you take a sword and try to cut the flesh on me." Try it, it's okay. ”

The old man who sold melons said: "It's not my fault, it's you who don't want to live anymore, I was originally the protector of the melon country, and no one has been able to escape my sword for hundreds of years." ”

As he spoke, he walked over with a knife for cutting melons, silently, and stabbed at Chen Lu's body. Only a crunch of metal was heard, followed by a scream.

When everyone saw it, it was this Dharma protector who was calling, and they were all taken aback.

Chen Lu laughed and said, "Don't howl, tell you the truth, this is my old man's mercy." Otherwise, you would have become a ghost a long time ago, what kind of immortal are you cultivating? King, believe me, right?"

When the melon king saw that this was indeed extraordinary, he shouted: "Set up an oil pot!"

Set up a cauldron at the door and use the dried melon seedlings to light the fire, the melon king looked at Chen Lu and drooled. Wow, what kind of Tang monk meat, you can become an immortal after eating, and you don't have to practice so hard anymore. Beauty is a beauty.

At this time, someone came to report that the Zen master had arrived, and the king hurriedly left his seat and shouted, "Please, play music." "In a burst of watermelon Taro's theme song, a person came in, and Chen Lu saw that it was an ebony Zen master.

Chen Lu has a bottom in his heart, this is the rescuer brought by Da Qingma.

Chen Lu asked for the big green horse to be released into the herd, just to avoid being discovered by them, and there was one less horse in so many herds that would not attract their attention.

The melon king greeted the ebony Zen master into the hall. The face of the ebony Zen master was covered with dark clouds, and without waiting to sit down, he pointed to the nose of the melon king and said, "Gua Erlang." You're ruthless, you're ruthless, you're vexatious. Why are you arresting my friend?"

This melon king is called Gua Erlang, why not called Watermelon Taro? Only then did Chen Lu know his name.

The melon king is in a hurry, he can't afford to offend the ebony Zen master, he can shade, he can blow strong winds, he can also take root in the soil, and he can fall down and smash you. Any one of these activities can cause the melon country to suffer a catastrophe, and for thousands of years, the melon country has never dared to offend the ebony Zen master, or the tree world.

Gua Erlang panicked and hurriedly asked, "The widow really doesn't know which one is the Zen master's closest friend and friend?"

Zen Master Ebony pointed at Chen Lu and said, "These people are all friends of this Zen master, how about it, Gua Erlang, can you let them go? ”

Gua Erlang was taken aback and said, "Brother, I don't understand, we are in the immortal cultivation realm, and they are the secular realm. Since ancient times, the immortals and customs have taken different paths, each taking its own way, and the old and the dead do not interact with each other. How did you become friends?"

The ebony Zen master sneered: "You are really embarrassed to say that you go your own way, so why do you want to arrest people? You also have to knock the bone and suck the marrow, cook and eat meat, you cheeky, hehe, this Zen master is drunk and the wall is not satisfied, so he will obey you." ”

This time he grabbed the white, and Gua Erlang was speechless. The Ebony Zen Master said, "I know that you have been bewitched by others. To tell you the truth, this Zen master is also a person from the past, and he fell for someone else's fool and almost caused a catastrophe. You release them now, everything is in time, and this Zen master will keep you safe. If you don't stop at the precipice, your time of death has come. ”

Gua Erlang reacted and changed color: "Ebony old man, the widow has known you for many years, and you are polite for three points, don't make a mistake and think I'm afraid of you." You and I have always been well water and river water, today I see that I am about to finish, but you come to stir up the situation, don't think that the widow can't help you. He made this king angry, and drank thy blood and ate thy flesh with him. ”

At this time, the ebony Zen master had already sat down, and when he heard him say this, he jumped up and shouted: "Gua Erlang, you are embarrassed, you don't want to be too melony, you and I have always been well water and do not interfere with river water, but you have offended me this time." I tell you responsibly, my children are waiting outside, and if you don't go back within two quarters of an hour, your home will immediately be in ruins. ”

Chen Lu spoke at this time: "Old Zen master, seeing that my old man suffers this sin, you can't let him go." Let's get to work. Pay attention to the protection of your own people's places. ”

Gua Erlang Zaigua also saw the problem, and said: "It turns out that you are a group, what kind of bullshit Tang monk meat are you, fooling the widow? Now it's good, it's more lively, there is an ebony Zen master, you have formed a group to fool." Let's just do it. Ebony, watch the fight. ”

As he spoke, two green lights shot out overhead. The ebony Zen master swung his head and disappeared.

After a while, everyone heard the sound of a landslide and tsunami, which was breathtaking. The Dharma Protector crawled in and said with a crying voice: "My lord, I don't know where the strong wind came from, smashing our homes to pieces, and it is getting bigger and bigger. Great, find a way. ”

Chen Lu laughed and said: "The melon is scary, it's really enough, I don't know where the wind comes from, and where else, don't you know who you offended?" ”

At this time, the sound of the collapse of the houses outside, the screams, the whistling of the trees, and the sound of chopping melons and vegetables are getting closer and closer. Gua Erlang was also as pale as earth, and shouted: "Master Zen, the little brother is wrong, stop it." ”

Chen Lu still laughed: "It's fun, it's fun, don't be busy, play a little longer." Hey, Gua Erlang, what about your heroism just now? ”

At this time, the Ebony Zen Master stood in the hall again and asked, "What is wrong with you?"

"I shouldn't have broken the meat ring and killed indiscriminately, I immediately released the Han people of the Celestial Empire. ”

"How can this Zen master believe you? What if you want to make waves again after I leave?"

"Don't dare again, Master Zen, stop it. ”