Chapter 247: Gao Laozhuang in the God of War, the whole village is Zhu Bajie!
Although Guanyin's appearance and personality, her speech and three views have also undergone earth-shaking changes.
But her teleportation skills are still as good as ever.
With just a flick of his fingers, Fahai and his party left Shanghang City and arrived at a familiar and tearful old checkpoint for Journey to the West.
Fahai looked at the cultivated fields and popular towns not far away, and stretched his waist and said, "Finally, I have arrived at Gao Laozhuang, and I can rest here for a while." ”
On the side, Guanyin said, "I'm going to announce some rules on the way to learn scriptures now." ”
Fahai looked back at Guanyin, his eyes shining, "Do you want to teach me to do things?"
Guanyin was not afraid of Fahai's gaze at all, but used a stupid look to meet Fahai's eyes, "You can not comply, but I must say, this is my job, understand?"
Fahai shrugged, "Whatever you want, I didn't mean to interfere with your normal work. ”
Guanyin said, "According to the decision of the Almighty Buddha of the Western Heavens, the difficulty and clearance time of a level should be set accordingly, and if the time exceeds it, it will be considered a failure to clear the level, and if the clearance fails, the level needs to be reopened." ”
"Wait a minute!" said Sun Wukong on one side, "Guanyin, do you think you're playing a game?
Guanyin said nonchalantly, "Wait for the level monster to refresh! Anyway, it will only take a few hundred years to refresh once, and it will be easy to get it by instructing the underworld, the difficulty of this Gao Laozhuang in front of you is very low, so you can't stay here for more than ten days, and when the ten days are up, you must leave immediately, otherwise I will help you raze all the guys here to the ground, you wait here for hundreds of years, wait for them to refresh out, and continue to clear the level." ”
Fahai rubbed his hands and said, "If the poor monk chooses to kill you before you kill everyone in this Gao Lao Village, what will be the result?"
Guanyin had a disdain on his resolute cheeks, and said the softest words in the most dick tone, "I'm just casually talking, why should the holy monk take it seriously, this is just a trial regulation, if it's not suitable, you can apply to change it! Everyone's original intention is to finish the journey to the west quickly, so that everyone can retire, isn't it?"
Hearing this, Fahai waved his hand, "Okay, the teleportation has arrived, you can get out, Wenhou, go, lead the way to your mother-in-law's house for a good meal." ”
"Good!"
Guanyin sat on the head of the clouds, watching Fahai and the others leave with a sigh of relief, grinding their teeth angrily, muttering to themselves, I am not the opponent of that bald man now, wait for the reincarnation of the four great bodhisattvas, we will fight one, not to press your Fahai to the ground and rub it, let you be arrogant for me, I see that you can be arrogant for a few days!
Entering the realm of Gao Laozhuang, Fahai felt a strange discriminatory look, accompanied by that kind of pointing and whispering words.
This kind of look, Fahai has felt it before, basically it is on others, after all, Fahai is too handsome, standing with Fahai, his appearance is automatically lowered by a level, and he is pointed at.
But now the problem is that everyone is pointing at Fahai!
"Why is this monk bald, the bald head is really ugly!"
"Forget about this man's bald head, his skin is so tender, can he do rough work?"
"There is no power to tie the chicken, if you want to have an ass without an ass, if this man marries, I'm afraid it will be a burden!"
Listening to these gossips, if it was somewhere else, Fahai would already be a powerful Heavenly Dragon Sect to deal with the recitation of the Diamond Sutra.
But today, Fahai is surprisingly calm, because those who say their own are not people.
It's not that Fahai is scolding, really, Fahai is ugly, and they are no longer human.
At a glance, all the residents of Gao Laozhuang are Zhu Bajie, or rather, pig demons.
They are two-meter-tall pigs that look like people standing upright, with pot-bellied bellies and bristles on their heads, although they are wearing human clothes, but in Fahai's eyes, they look like monsters.
Wen Hou finally couldn't stand it anymore, Wen Hou knew that if these Shabi continued to point fingers at the master and express their opinions, then after a serious punch, Gao Laozhuang would be left with roast pigs.
Wen Hou said, "Please give me Wen Hou a little face, this is my master, can you be quiet!"
Wen Hou stood up, and the ridicule became even louder.
"Look who this is!
"It's just a son-in-law, he has been the dog of the Gao family, and he is still yelling in front of us, don't you think he is Master Gao?"
"This man's appearance is also quite ugly, and the ugly pair of Miss Gao's family, if it weren't for the old man taking pity on him, he would have been beaten to death!"
Listening to the group scolding and scolding themselves, Wen Hou said angrily, "What are you talking about?
On one side, Sun Wukong's eyes lit up, and he muttered, "Sha Laosan, I remember that there are some things about the son-in-law of the Dragon King of War in the master's notes, and the crooked mouth of the son-in-law of the God of War is very domineering, and I didn't expect the second junior brother to have the opportunity to take on this role." ”
Sha Seng said, "Second senior brother-in-law, interesting." ”
Just when there were more and more monsters in Gao Laozhuang and more and more pigs, and they were about to surround Fahai and his party, a majestic voice came, "Enough! Zhu Bajie is also my Gao Laozhuang's son-in-law, my Gao family's son-in-law, you are a group of monsters who are not pigs or pigs, do you have the face to point fingers at my son-in-law?"
The words fell, and in my eyes, a vast black cloud diffused from the depths of the old village.
The monkey's eyes shone brightly, "Demonic energy, such a big demonic energy." ”
The little white dragon muttered, "Could it be that Master Gao is a monster?"
"Can you use your brains?" Sha Seng slapped a white dragon horse, "The whole village is not human, as the leader of Gao Laozhuang, it must be the demon king!"
After Mr. Gao's words were recorded, those pig demons of Gao Laozhuang realized their fear, and they listed them one by one, and let Fahai and his party enter the depths of Gao Laozhuang.
Wen Hou walked in front, the blood flame on Fang Tian's halberd burned, it could be seen that he was in a very unhappy mood, he didn't seem to want to return to this Gao Laozhuang at all, and he didn't want to admit that this place where monsters gathered had a dime to do with his previous life.
In Wen Hou's memory, he should get along with the Tianhe sailors day and night, and his previous life was a legend of the god of war.
Now it's okay, the abrupt God of War character has become a son-in-law, and it is still the worst years of the lowest point in life.
became a pig of the Gao family, was raised, and then became a pig Gangguan, married Gao Cuilan, was teased by monkeys, and was subdued by Fahai......
The group didn't walk for too long, and in the distance, a vote of family Ding walked out, and the first family Ding was a pig demon with a height of three feet and a relatively slender body, and the pig demon glanced at the person who learned the scriptures, and landed on the monkey, "Do you remember me?" ”
Sun Wukong said, "Remember, back then, you were kicked out by Master Gao to find a mage to eliminate demons, slept halfway, and then woke up by me, how about Gao Cai, you are still so thin in the past few years, and you have changed your outfit, and people have become demons?"
Gao Cai laughed and said, "The Great Sage is really humorous, I hope you can keep this humor when you enter the village!